Microsoft Songsmith Commercial

[BoyKissBoy]

This ad is three years old, and today is the first time I ever heard of Songsmith. Nuff said.

[PcGamerMatt]

ITS A MACBOOK PRO! covered up by a sticker :o

[cliffgreene]

@1:31 voiceless mouthing

[TheNrwskyrock]

Lisa is using a MacBook Pro.

[ERKRAKANARB]

This is sick...

[MrFrarf]

FUCK YOU MICROSOFT!

[weeandykidd]

Got this for free, legally! Still don't want it...

[MetroAly]

I never cried so much in my life... Please stop singing! For the sake of the human race

[renanobom2]

"Now thanks to soooongsmith, we are singing aaaaalll the tiiime"

....oh shit.....

[pamo7579]

Songsmith has saved our marriage!

[nzbbs]

is that a macbook?

[ulaenyth20]

@nzbbs YES! hahaha

[nzbbs]

please use melodyne

[AlexParadise22]

God help us all.

[Lucario003]

This is like a barney commercial

[Izdigger5]

Love how the guy with the goatee looks at the dad when he's singing like he's possessed.

[Kari166]

WTF.

JESUS CHRIST, MY EARS!

[starfoxsouth]

You sing into a microphone while the drummer does your mom.

[ksmithmhjc]

Yep... Jobs was right... Microsoft have NO taste...

[PoundSakeFTW]

@ksmithmhjc Steve Jobs never said anything about Microsoft having no taste and if he did give me a source.

[antonjiracek]

Anyone else notice that her laptop is a Macbook Pro? No Mac user would be caught dead with this program!

[gambinoarmy]

@antonjiracek yes, you can actually do that. It's called bootcamp. You can use it to load windows on a secondary partition and run windows on a mac, and you can use windows to load microsoft programs. I've done it once before, and it was simple.

[MpchermidafilhoA]

...And that why kids, you should learn how to play REAL instruments...

[MpchermidafilhoA]

Real and Heterossexual.

[MpchermidafilhoA]

brb suicide

[DntlB]

SUCH A HUGE NOSE!

[princesstiamaria]

This is sad

[MikeVeeLA]

lol that little girl is so cute

[quakerninja]

This is my next karaoke pick

[Gandalf20000]

AH!!! The pain! It hurts so much!

[sdtracy08]

LOL!!! You guys (comments) are so mean!!! This is cute!! LOL :)

[RevFilmore]

And they play *Metallica* at Guantanamo?

[littlepeanuttoo]

2:37 wierd moment!

[GabriiRock]

That's a macbook.

[SirRawThunderMan]

the horror...the horror...the horror...the horror...the horror...the horror...the horror...the horror...the horror...the horror...the horror...the horror...the horror...the horror...the horror...the horror...the horror...the horror...the horror...the horror...the horror...the horror...the horror...the horror...the horror...the horror...the horror...the horror...the horror...the horror...the horror...the horror...the horror...the horror...the horror...the horror...the horror...the horror...

[MrJoshi91]

the program is quite disappointing!!!

[GameFreakDude]

oh my god i can't believe this is a real thing that exists

[sparkloweb]

The best thing since Bob!@

[Ocrekfully]

The Laptop is actually a Macbook Pro, pause at 0:13 :D

[doironm3]

That was...beautiful.

[farewelltoJack]

Is the Asian supposed to sound super monotone??

[CherAnitahr669]

geil wer will mit mia schreiben

[TheAndroidUser]

Microsoft, this is why Apple's winning...

[EquineEquinox]

Not sure whether to like due to hilarity or dislike due to lack of quality....

MICROSOFT

Y U SO BAD AND SO FUNNY AT SAME TIME

[rrr00bb]

This is what that Steve Jobs comment about Microsoft's taste is all about, isn't it? :-D

[alexpja]

The guy singing about a love song has a Microsoft cup of coffee.

[kittenpirate007]

Cracked.com

[mrasg1303]

Microsoft's answer to GarageBand... HA.

[jyee233]

It's got OATS AND CORN AND WHEAT ITS THE SWEETEST BREAKFAST TREAT IT's MAPLE MAPLE MAPLEEEEEEE LICIOUS.

[GarnetArianaiz245]

cool nie mehr schuften bin so reich

[MaddinW1993]

These men and women have achieved what many people long for. True mastership in acting.

[cybermods]

/ Takes a big steamy stinking crap on Microsoft Songsmith.. Now it looks and sounds better.

[diper07]

2:21 Freaky Indian(bihari) !! haha LOL..

[ravelio1]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahha.......worse shit i ever see........ hahahah can't blieve mycrysoft did it hahaha come on !!!!!

[DUSKULL77]

see even with songsmith that bitch stayed in the kitchen

problem females? >:)

[murgoman]

this is the gayest thing i've EVER seen

[NewhamMatt]

"Uplifting" is a style?

[Thestu380Channel]

lol "It's the cool new thing!"

[shaunhealey1]

Funny, in the same genre as Dr Horrible, clearly a Mac Book Pro being used also which is amusing

[ptree224p]

Remember that Family Guy episode where Stewie sucks on Peter's nipple? Well, Stewie's horrified reaction is my reaction to this.

[ashton8611]

I'm going to download this as an mp3 then listen to it on my zune! so excited!!!!

[ReefBear]

I'd rather buy glow in the dark towels than this crapware.

[WolfosDotOrg]

And this is obviously a clone of Garageband, but taking it one step further.

[WolfosDotOrg]

Microsoft... Trying to copy their competition with everything, even though they don't get what their competition meant by it. Think about it, IE6 was a major browser from when Netscape died until Firefox became popular.

Vista came out when OS-X began to grow in popularity after many years of XP.

[callmeyang]

Is this for real?

[alejandrotopo]

is that my taxi driver?

[Milupa5]

I was secretly waiting for a guy with a baseball bat to pop up and massacre everyone in this commertial.. especially at the end duet.

[PheonixMedia]

This is so sad..

[Milupa5]

Microsoft, this is a huge facepalm. And the marketing of this.. fail.

[Zoolevation]

@1:55 ''Microsoft huh?..so it's pretty easy to use''

Lol...keep dreaming

[HeyYoFabels]

man all these macfags, its sad

[jhjemail]

Turn on Transcribe Audio captions and go to :28

"What a mess"

..."and juicy one"

[AlternativeScience]

What? Really? No, no... I must've taken drugs and fallen asleep with Glee on TV

[proudy97]

Microsoft doesn't know a thing about advertising. This is why I refuse to take them seri duly. Between their ads and Ballmer...

[denebXTR]

this is... embarassing

[HHGFHJGFHJGFJTYFJDGY]

The fact that they're using a Mac is just to piss of Steve Ballmer. They probably knew they where going to be fired for wasting $1billion on this shit anyway.

[MrFpsBaby]

omg I get embarrassed watching this,lol.

[MattZildjian]

this is a hit songgggggggg this is a hit songgggggggg

[Wildking123]

3:14 Just look at Jim plotting his revenge on Miles...

[gocleanwaste]

Everyone does have a song inside! This was ours: watch?v=nughUrMKECg

[FurlongsPerFortnight]

3:15 the only proper reaction I see in the video

[plapla23]

Its gayest thing ever



[kaieo]

i typed in "worst advert ever" ...

[sweetsilnce]

his band said his songs have been stale lately...

[MrYapisme]

Actually, if their meetings really go like the one in the end, I'm not surprised the ad agency / Microsoft's communications department / some crazy half-naked dude pretenting to have a master's degree in marketing they found lying under a park bench came up with that shit...

[teamorangeapple]

3:14 was my face this entire commercial

[TheFluffyLemon]

@teamorangeapple omg

[CheaterSP]

@teamorangeapple Same

[FluffyBunniesOnFire]

@teamorangeapple 3:19 was MY face the whole time!

[totymedli]

Now I know how High School Musical was made...

[Jojo007407]

ow ow my ears my brain. I'm sorry but not really. This is what computers sound like when they try to sing. Without taste.

[SomeBlokeLol]

This is bad,

Okay?

[KMillionTV]

WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!

[JURYJOHMZOMBIE]

now we know the secret to creating modern music

[Elephanzee]

'Microsoft, huh? So it's pretty easy to use?'

We must be talking about two different companies here.

[2dFXman]

@Elephanzee Not really. If you think ms stuff is hard to use, I have some bad news for you.

[ZelenoJabko]

@Elephanzee Haha, sooo true!

[LaDiDaSongVideos]

Oh Microsoft Songsmith, how goofily adorable it is...

If you guys are interested in such things, my channel is all :30 second songs made using LaDiDa for the iPhone (same thing as Songsmith, basically) which I then make music videos for. Check 'em out!

[JossPhaux]

The look on the guy's face at 3:14 is the best way to describe most people's reaction.

[kimthepersonwholoves]

this is awesome

i would totally buy a glow in the dark towel

[chocolitoacien]

why?! :'(

[JustJoey23]

If I ever see this guy in public, I'm pushing him down a flight of stairs. Sing about that, you retarded douche.

[asteroid1717]

Black-haired guy was DEFFFFF hitting on the dad.

[150cgy]

Jesus. If I hadn't come here via Cracked, I would've thought this was satire...

[michaeljcox8917]

oh dear...

[hathi444]

I found this impossible to masturbate to.

[SuperSpringMan]

This just drags on and on and on

[makemedisappearx]

I love how horribly they cover up the apple logo on that laptop...

[ito123456789]

1:55 LOLOLOLOLOL

[themaplebanned]

2009. Holy shit that's way too recent...

[cscorley]

She's using a MacBook.

[jjoeshaw]

@cscorley No, it's a Dell Adamo.

[cscorley]

@jjoeshaw You can even see a bit of the logo sticking out above the middle sticker. Also, the Dell Adamo (as seen in image comparison) has ports on the rear, not the sides.

[jjoeshaw]

@cscorley Only just noticed that after I posted the commet, sorry! But macs can run windows anyway, which is something apple advertises as one of it's pro points

[lelionmusic]

@cscorley  no

[skullcandy400]

this is not fucking glee stop singing off key dad in red shirt ughhhhh booooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oo

i hate you :D = bipolar (lol)

[Taospark]

@skullcandy400 He is actually one of the cocreators of the program. Maybe a good programmer but not a good marketer.

[LegoSheepDeathBot]

lol pause it at 3:14 when they guy is singing his pitch. that would be my reaction..

[AdamDuffield]

this advert is 4:16 minutes too long

[MowgliX]

Horrible. But come on, it's Microsoft, so of course it's horrible.

[homersimpsonissilly2]

Ohhh myyyyyyyyyyyyyy goooood , my ears my ears my ears are full of blood, painful blood

[ZemplinTemplar]

4 minute long commercial for an application like this ? What, did we just travel back in time to the early 80s ? :-P

[NORSKULV]

I now feel the urge to gouge my eyes out and pierce my eardrums. Thanks Songsmith!

[Ninetails2000]

3:01- Change "Towel" to "Condom" and you will have a product and jingle that appeal to a MUCH better demographic: People who are on the downlow.

[cooperpk]

he looks like the guy from the chuckle brothers.

[classicalmacintosh]

Was she using a Mac?

[GettnPhatOnHax]

"TOW-EL"

[Blobsterisation]

@GettnPhatOnHax how do YOU say it O_o

[GettnPhatOnHax]

@Blobsterisation i cram it all into one syllable, like so.... "Towel".

[Blobsterisation]

@GettnPhatOnHax Okay is there much of a difference LOL? doesn't sound like a massive one to jump on

if you really say towel like howl...that's a pretty posh accent to me D;

[GettnPhatOnHax]

@Blobsterisation Australian. Our accent tends to be anti-posh.

[Blobsterisation]

@GettnPhatOnHax Okay so you're the one with the unusual accent then LOL

she said it the way it is pronounced; you say it with an accent. You may as well have picked on everything she said

[GettnPhatOnHax]

@Blobsterisation i was commenting on how the guy says it at the start.

why are you defending this video? lol

[Blobsterisation]

@GettnPhatOnHax Not so much defending the video, just your criticism doesn't make sense...

[GettnPhatOnHax]

@Blobsterisation it was an observation, not criticism. lol

your criticism doesn't make sense.

[dubbingsync]

is this how Friday was written?

[lucaswrightmedia]

It's an Apple computer.

[ryanbmx5]

It's like Audiomulch for degenerates!

[officialY1p]

these actors are horrible.3:14 explains my reaction when I'm not laughing

[officialY1p]

@officialY1p 3:15 sorry

[zbrooo]

This is how Rebecca Black made 'Friday'.

[ChaosSieg]

After seeing this advert the first thing I did was download the trial.

[zoeypf]

now i've lost all my faith in microsoft

[LOLkingdoms]

I'm singing with my laptop...

It's a MacBook pro!

[gringrin5000]

Is that laptop a Mac with a sticker on it?

[SuperApple1995]

@gringrin5000 yes, it is, you can see a part of the apple logo under the sticker :)

...stupid microsoft...

[Ifgrab]

SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH THE SINGING ALREADY JEES !

[TheShadowFog]

This is the worst commercial I ever saw.

[ut2k4wikichici]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[KatSaysMiow]

Microsoft Songsmith. Turns your life into a crappy musical. Every day.

[Ninetails2000]

@KatSaysMiow R-Kelly wanted me to say "Bitch Please."

[Waendchen]

after 50 seconds i couldn't wtach it any longer! what a shitty commercial!!!

[badyearXY]

chip wasnt pointing at anything.

[whateverdud666]

I think Lisas dad is gay.

[Miky9]

wt? why no nigga in this commercial? what is wrong with microsoft?

[Chensta10]

Why has someone created software that only writes music for really bad kids shows?

[gardenstateheroes]

YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA

[whateverdud666]

@gardenstateheroes

Dude, what does The Room have to do with this stupid video? Oh god, It's like I'm seeing that movie everywhere now, and all my friends quote it all the time and now on Youtube? AHHH!!!

So, how's your sex life?

[bomedi]

Everyone in the video has really knobbly faces!?

[langanimations]

please tell me this is free

[Thyclaine]

I lost it at "What are you doing, Lisa?"

[ziroth12]

Honestly, if this is secretly trying to be comedic, it's winning on so many levels.

[noodlefoot]

FALSE AND HOMOSEXUAL

[noodlefoot]

FUCK

[xInsaneCactusx]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT? @_@

[west7th]

I hardly ever comment on videos like this....but when I do, it's because I sincerely feel like hiring someone to slam my penis is a drawer repeatedly to stop the pain.

[lmojzis92]

...and they run it on a Mac :D

[fingerprint211b]

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

[bozsquad]

This. Can. Not. Be. Real.

[wa7edfathey]

Fast Forward Please, I can't take this.

[jvdthwip]

Based on earlier Microsoft products, this should be called SongSmith not Songsmith.

[cuppajoesugar]

Can someone tell me what happens later on in the video? I was too busy choking on my own disgust-filled vomit.