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  • At the risk of being crude, as Gallagher puts it "Why does the one with the B**Ls get the one with the Bar?"

  • I always said I would never hit a lady, but if a woman strikes me, she is no Lady, Game ON!

  • @BillWa LOL i dnt know if I should laugh or roll my eyes at you for saying that

  • The existence of the baculum is unlikely to escape the notice of pastoralist and hunter-gatherer cultures (see also below), but there is no specific term for it—nor for the penis itself—in Biblical Hebrew. This leads to one interpretation on the origin of Adam's rib, or his 'bony part' as a direct translation from Hebrew, in the creation of Eve as told in the stories of Genesis

  • do not appreciate the slander on the King James Version in this video..

  • Lol, I admit to having my mouth open all the while I'm doing my eye makeup. You know why that is? Cuz we're relaxed, and oblivious, so naturally there's a dumbfounded look on our faces. We like to call it the "boy face" ;) jk

  • Help help someone's anus has escaped.

  • For heaven's sakes, I hate it when people say that telling the differences between a man and a woman is sexist. And also, telling the different roles men and women have are, apparently, sexist. How on earth is that sexist...I can never understand why that would be sexist. Sexism is the ABUSE of the roles men and women have. Why can't people understand that? =_=

  • @Ilovekoolaid6 wow, well said!

  • rotfl! lov this guy! I've got a movie of his somewhere...

    & God mus love me because I dont open my mouth when I apply eye make up :P though when I started using it last year I did lol

  • I don't think the Church should lead the people. They had that, and it didn't work.

    The problem with religion is not the belief, it is the people who are given power. Our world is corrupt and broken, and that does include religious establishments like the Vatican.

    You know who SHOULD lead the people?

    Brad Stine :)

  • That was good. I loved the rib part.

  • Im a girl and was raised by my Dad. Is saying was "let them swing first and beat them down but NEVER hit them where it hurts". I didn't know girls were allowed too until high school.

  • "YOU KNEW YOU WERE A BOY!"

  • had to add it to favorites!!

    someone said it!! we dont speak 15 th century we speak English of 2011!!!

    king james had boys as companions!! what is so special about him?

    i follow CHRIST, not translaters.

    BRAD IS AWESOME!!!

  • Dont read song of Solomon Youll have a heart attack

  • "I talk to God in King James" and "Jesus is British" I abt died when he said that!!! And it is true. every movie u see abt Jesus He always has British accent, always! U would think it would be Jewish right, since he was a Jew.

  • @HelloWorld1947 Not just Jewish, but racially Semetic. For the very reason you mention, Mel Gibson cast Jim Caviezel to play Jesus in The Passion of the Christ largely because of what he saw as classic Palestinian facial features. It's amazing how many people assumed Jesus had to be a Europeon who spoke nothing but the most dignified English.

  • @JRNelsonSr-Palestinian features? U mean Jewish or Israeli. I dont recognize Palestine. there were no such thing called Palestine in the time of Jesus. Soooo.....I get what u mean but its Israel not Palestine. Trust me i know the history of the so called Palestine ppl and u really dont want 2 argue w/ me unless u know as much as i do and can bring evidence. Christians shuld know the diffrence since it is becoming such a big problem rit now : )

  • Jewish isn't a language. So he can't have a Jewish accent...

  • @yeseniagri No but Hebrew is, and its the language spoken in Israel by the Jewish people. Its the same thing as Mexican's not a language, yet a Mexican and a Peruvian couldn't have a conversation even though they speak the same language. So yes technically its a Hebrew accent, but Jesus was a Jew, and the point is still valid.

  • i'm a girl and I can put on eye makeup without opening my mouth

  • HAHAHAH I CANT PUT ON EYE MAKEUP WITHOUT OPENING MY MOUTH! lol I always speak to the Lord in King James....so that He can understand me! lol

  • LOL!!! "I talk to the Lord in King James."

  • haha! This is funny. ^^

  • This is true... I cannot put on any eye makeup without opening my mouth.

  • 6 people dont know wat they r talkng aboyut

  • @mosspath53 Thanks to you, this video has another dislike. Yup, I'm doing this not because I have a problem with what he said. Its the pleasure that people get based on something what I call, a useless element where people click for; fun. =)

  • @Str4t0sPh3rE okay watever.... its not my fault for clicking the button, its yours.

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  • XD I've noticed when I put my contacts on I do that mouth thing. I don't know why I do it either. o.o lol still funny :) Only comedian who can actually make me laugh anymore. Love ya Brad! :3

  • im from the uk, as soon as i can find this i'm buying it lol

  • Something about him reminds me of Jack Black.

  • He's kind of ministering and doing stand-up at the same time..

  • I love him!!! He is hilarious, yet always seems to make a wonderful point! What a gift from God! I laughed so hard I swallowed my gum!!! lol

  • how does he come up with all this stuff? man he is funny i almost cant stand it lol

  • brad stine is the funniest comedian everr.. i never laffd so hard in my life..

  • lololol duct tape

    my parents mostly grew me up the way they were only its hard to get a 72 VW

  • Jokes about being hit in the balls...wow, that's real, man. That's edgy. This guy's real controversial. This is some hard hitting political/cultural/social commentary.

    *sarcasm*

    This guy is like all those voice actor/comedians (like Tom Kenny, Carlos Alazraqui, Robin Williams) except he has nothing interesting to say, and he thinks being a christian is somehow rebellious to the status quo.

  • @DeimosSaturn since when does comedy have to be "hard hitting social commentary"?

  • @scottishcello27 Hard hitting POLITICA SLASH CULTURAL SLASH SOCIAL commentary. It doesn't have to be all of those, but it does have to be at least one of those, otherwise it's the intellectual equivalent of a man jingling his keys in front of a baby's face.

  • @DeimosSaturn i was just taking one of those as an example. And i dont think it has to be any of those, simple observational humor thats funny is quite good enough for me. Go watch brian regan, i wouldnt say he's "hard hitting" but he is a very funny comedian.

  • @scottishcello27 *face palm*. Don't compare Brian Regan to this hack. Brian Regan does cultural commentary. Observational humor falls under that umbrella. Brian Regan doesn't need any gimmicks. He has material that stands on its own. Brad Stine needs to convervative christian gimmick because he has zero material. As long as he hates abortion, the audience will clap like circus seals.

  • @DeimosSaturn my point is that comedy does not have to be hard hitting. im perfectly fine with you not liking Stine; youre entitled to your own opinion. For the record, im not a big fan of when he sounds real preachy, but some of his other stuff IS funny to me, and he can make some good points as well.

  • @scottishcello27 No, he doesn't make any good points. And please don't spin this into a post modernist "let's agree to disagree, you're entitled to your own opinion" because it's fucking sickening. He sucks ass as much as carlos mencia, you need to stop being a baby and realize that.

  • @DeimosSaturn with you being a non-christian, i can see why you believe he doesnt make any good point. well, i am a christian, and for me, he does make some good points. and im still one of the most liberal christians i know. Im not trying to spin it into anything, but this IS a free country, and there is no law that says i have to agree with you. so youll just have to deal with the fact there are some people who will not believe or think everything that you do.

  • @DeimosSaturn actually this guy is not only funny as heck but he got a point to everything he saying.

  • "2 points!" HAHA

  • he's not only funny he speaks the truth

  • haha! "take your eyes out and hang them here..!" rofl

  • thank God I'm a girl :)

  • I laughed at "loins, it's in the Bible, now what are you going to do?"

  • no, your wrong. your first amendment rights only applies to the governments attempts to silence you. the owner of this post has every right to censor the comments.

  • For what it's worth, I haven't deleted anything. I'm not sure if just anyone can delete comments or if my account has been compromized, but I haven't deleted anything. This is the first I'm hearing about this.

  • @arcpuffin PUT A HELMET ON!!

  • someone needs a nap.

  • arcpuffin - no one is deleting your comments. They are rated so low (by other viewers of this vid) that they become hidden. It's part of how Youtube works.

    lol My parents taught the boys not to hit girls, and girls not to hit at all. Unless, ya know, we have too or risk certain things...

    Mentioning the differences between men and women is sexist? That's stupid. That's like when you say "African-Americans is black, that that is a racist comment.

  • @arcpuffin

    I have deleted nothing, and completely support and would die defending your right to say what you want in terms of your opinion.

  • @arcpuffin I appreciate your opinion and you don't offend me at all. But I disagree with you.

  • How to explain to a girl what it feels like getting kicked in the balls. It's like getting hit in that spot below where the ribs meet, but between the legs.

  • it's curious that he self censors the word "groin" with "loin"

    sorry but it was unnecessary

  • I always agree with every point he makes... lol

  • @JazzyKat4Ever yah me too...he's a really funny version of my dad, lol

  • lol, sometimes this guy sounds like Heath Ledger playing the joker...

  • Who is going to define bothering in that situation?

  • BAM Two points!

  • Actually, there's a high probably that if a man had to deal with it they could and I enjoy this comic.

  • Yeah guys are lucky they don't have the real curse girls have. If they did they be on the floor screaming in pain.

  • First off we invented a sport with pain, second we do hit the floor in pain (it is delicate below), and third you got us boys kicked out of paradise with God. PUT A HELMET ON!!! : )

  • girls are lucky they don't have the real curse men have.....wives. lol. just joking.

  • I'm a girl and I think all of this is absolutely halarious. If you're a girl, and you're offended by someone pointing out the differences between men and women PUT A HELMET ON!!!

  • Amen

  • you girls are taking this way to seriously you really have to lighten up

  • This is hilarioius!!!!

  • why? cause he talks bout the difference betweens dudes and dames u got issues maybe u need 2 talk to someone cause they r way different

  • I think you are trying a little too hard at being offended. He is a comedian, making jokes. I have two words to help describe you "Cry Baby"

  • arcpuffin, He doesn't state that no woman can throw a ball. He is just talking about girls in general. He's not mocking the female voice. Would you rather he speak in a male voice and then not be able to follow the joke? Look at any female comedian who talks about men, they always imitate the male voice. And thats fine, its not mocking and its not sexist. Its comedy. I think you politically correct people look for anything to complain about to make people think your oppressed. Take care.

  • i don't open my mouth when i put on make up but i hardly put on make up so what do i know???

  • maybe you should put some on, might help!

  • @avatarnaruto77 lol mine opwns automatically, but i can keep it shut. however, BRAD STINE IS ONE OF THE MOST FUNNY MEN ALIVE!!!!

  • girls do not throw like that! i have a perfet aim mind you! and we are cursed in a different way EVERY MONTH FROM WHEN WE GO FROM GIRL TO WOMAN TIL WE GO FROM WOMAN TO OLD HAG!

  • Perfect aim, no one has perfect aim. I think you may be exaggerating.

  • i always asked my mom why people said boys werent alowed to hit girl and she said "well girls are weaker than boys" and i said up my ***!!! and girls get to laugh at boys when they get hit it the "loin" cuz it hurts them and boys laugh at girls when they get hit in boobs cuz a-it also hurts and b-their now lopsided and peopel can see it! i'm a girl but i so act mor like a boy

  • omg that is soooo true i always open my mouth when i put make up on

  • Gold Gold Comic Gold I say.

    Pure Hilarity

    Worthy of a King

    Astonishing

    Amazing

    Bravo

    wait that last one was lame my bad

  • funny stuff

  • IT HURTS WHEN U GET HIT IN THE CHEST THO! and i can sometimes manage to put on eye makeup with my mouth closed. lol.

  • I've always heard that women have the inability to put on mascara without having their mouths open. I've always put on mascara with my mouth closed. :-)

  • "you want a laugh? duct tape their mouth shut!" ROTFL! I FREAKING LOVE THIS GUY!

  • OMGOSH!!! He's so funny! I think I just almost died!! God bless you Brad!!

  • He is funny ;)

  • To each his own opinion (and yours is a valid point), but when it comes to non-comedy it's hard to touch the likes of Wild Man Steve, Andrew "Dice" Clay and the rest of that ilk. I'm not offended by vulgar language, but dirty words in themselves aren't funny. As Brad said here, "it's all context".

  • @JRNelsonSr "dice" is a crude foul mouthed wanna' be. I have banned him from my PC's.

  • @TheHawk1900 Uh, I like how you said '*funny* faces', 'talk *funny*'. I'm sorry but, funny is a synonym for a comedy so that, good sir is a hyperbole.

  • @TheHawk1900 and dane cook does it and i bet you looovvvve dane cook.....xD

  • "I'M A BOY" I'v hit that bar a lot

  • Jeff foxworthy has " u might b a redneck" bill engvall has "here's ur sign" lary the cable guy has "git-er-done" and brad stine has "put a helment on" its like his catch phrase

  • I still love the video though :)

  • You know... I think that you spelled his name wrong...

  • dude u dont get it. listen to the vid and u will learn a thing or 2

  • I was just putting on eyeliner when he said that and my mouth was open!!! lol

  • HAHAHA the bike thing xD

  • THIS IS FUNNY, even if you're not a christian(i am by the way) but it's funny cause it's true!!

  • "The one rib he used to make you was the one protecting my loins"

    Oh Lord that's funny! I'm not even Christian and that's funny

  • this guy's AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • IT'S...ALL...SOOOOOO....TRUE!

  • dasated3, I also need to say, no matter how much of jerk u r, it's still TRUE! and yes Christian schools and chruches r shut down. In America and all over the world. so shut it!

    GOD BLESS!

  • You're telling a dude to shut it? O didn't see him as being offensive. Though I don't agree with him, I'd say you're the one being a jerk.

  • well, i'm sorry, but i did. if u didn't then that's your buisness, but i felt offened and like i needed to say something.

    GOD BLESS!

  • school stop Christians. A Christian is not allowed to mation God in school without getting in trouble. and the bike thing is a joke to be funny. shut up, dasated3. and I know that isn't very Christian like, but it's baptist like.

    GOD BLESS!

  • You obviously have no sense of humor.

  • The stuff is funny, come on, it's not that he is hung up on it, it is just really FUNNY!! Duh...

  • I'd rather be told how to dress than get hit in the lons PUT A HELMET ON!!

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