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  • "Take the character kaine for example, she has the ability to elevate swearing to a level of poetry" i laughed at that lol

  • Is that the game music!? Cuz that is immense.

  • @GrandSupremeDaddyo One of the good things about this game is the soundtrack. It's really well done.

  • A lot of people still think this game is a Square Enix project.

    This is incorrect

    Square Enix bought out the rights from the original makers, of an Indie corporation who couldn't market it on their budget.

    Then, Square Enix slapped their logo all over it, and let the critiques think that this was a game made with the full resources of Square Enix has.

    The game was finished by the time SE took it from the cold dead hands of someone else. After that, a beautiful game was considered cheap. Sad.

  • I'd tuck that penis aside and still hit it!

  • What a boring, monotonous voice. No thanks.

  • sad that it lacks budget, because this game has to potential to become an amazing game. it is still great though, I enjoyed it for what it is and I like the story very much. Also the music are awesome, I never grew tired of listening them

  • last time i watch this shit reviewer, im fucking bored as hell after watching this shitty review

  • Lmao!!! great review!!!

  • God what a shitty review. NIER pwened Final Fantasy XIII, and I'm president of the Final Fantasy fanclub!

  • @GarlandFraser of course you are.

  • @GarlandFraser Your fanclub must have impeached you then.

  • @demosj Pshh, everyone I know who loved the series agrees with me.

  • @GarlandFraser Oops I noticed you said XIII. I agree with you. Everything past the tenth one suddenly started sucking hard for some reason.

  • @demosj XII was better than XIII for god's sake!

  • @GarlandFraser Wouldn't go quite that far. XII is failure and AIDs combined with anal rape. XIII is just the failure and AIDs.

    Never tried XI since it's an MORPG, but there's no way that could be anything but shit.

  • @demosj XII was more memorable than XIII, and had a little something called ATMOSPHERE. It didn't require you to get the story by looking at a bunch of in menu pamphlets (although they did have those as an option) The story was rather compelling at times, and the villages were VILLAGES, not just scenic looking urban places of no return whose sole purpose is for generic soldiers who look like knock off's from the Spirits Within movie to constantly attack you!

  • @GarlandFraser Sounds like a great club for virgins!

  • Re: Kainé I'd fuck her anyway.

  • hey can anyone to continue ths game in nier gestalt 2 and from japan nier replicant 2 in ps3 and xbox360..,i wnt bigger than better ths game so i wnt to enjoy myself tht for sure..,i wnt new character,new friend,new allies and new enemy.,,so is ok ths game can continue in next one?

  • I want to finish this, but I must go. I'll favorite it and finish it upon my return.

    Just letting you know.

    Because you care.

  • 7:25 Funny how you call people who got turned on because of Kaine 'Sick F'. lol.

  • a good review slick

  • @SwobyJ I knew before hand. Didn't fall into a trap. Meant they won = making a hermaphroditic character truly enjoyable/worthy of your affection (despite the fact that she doesn't look androgynous in the slightest).

    -SPOILERS- On your second time, you're given a description of her past. Actual bully's quote:

    "Why are you crying like a girl, freak? We know what you really are!"

    -Kaine is a confirmed hermaphrodite in-game. She's just so unique and well voice acted (and hot) that I don't care.

  • HAHAHAH This is the best review you have done of a game ever. You slam this game hardcore but it makes me want to play it!

    Hilarious.

  • I knew I could count on you to review my favorite JRPG fairly, Slick!

    THIS is the real review that needs to be shown around, not that other shit some lazy fuckers are flaunting about. Every single thing you said in this review is on point, and I'm glad you continue to kick the asses of every other reviewer out there.

    You're great, mate! Keep up the badassery!

  • Nice saying there was a sex scene. Fucking A.

  • It's a testament to your witty humor that the video wasn't boring despite the monotone voice.

    And Kaine is awesome... I love her/him/it. Seriously, I do.

  • @batista777 Pfft! What monotone voice? What you heard, mate, was the buttery goodness of a caramel king.

    -Also, I agree with the Kaine thing. After 30 hrs plus multi endings, I have no choice but to put that tight ass on a pedestal.

  • omg. ur putting me to sleep.

  • I didn't like this game the fishing was fucking hard

  • you are my best and only friend how did you know?

    this had alot more pre scriped sounding quips and stuff in it, it's differnt than your normal style. and it looks like you become a partner, your still an underground sensation to us slickheads tho.

  • yay game review

  • Best. Video Ending. EVER.

  • Soundtrack is already on my ipod lmao :P

    Really, I love this game, and I'm used to playing PS1 JRPGS on my laptop..so any of the 'negatives' you and others list don't even come up on my mind.

    She was described as a hermaphrodite NOT LITERALLY (but I'm not 100% sure..). The point was that she is a woman with a 'male' Shade in the process of possessing her. Therefore the...brutishness of her personality. Make sense?

  • @SwobyJ No, she's got a Shade in her, but the hot chick's a hermaphrodite from the get-go. We just have to except it, mate. Cavia (the game's Devs) and Square-Enix tricked us. They won....

    ...For now.... >_>

  • @IanCaronia Didn't really trick me since I'm gay, but whatever lol. Others can fall for that TRAP.

    But where do you have confirmed evidence/quotes that she is really a hermaphrodite? And if its a vague quote from Cavia, then how do we know its not just an Engrish loose-translation?

  • Nice! XD Also I love your humor XD

  • A proper review, no tongue in cheek and no sarcasm? Where's the entertainment value? You wouldn't last a minute in show biz, buddy. (Although the case could be made that you would do well with an eponymously titled radio station.) Seriously though, great review; so much better than any magazine review one could find wherein they simply splatter diarrhea onto a page and then attach it to the most hyped game they can whore out.

  • @BraydonSzafranski He's a star.

  • Mr. Slick is now a partner ?

  • @NoobZandwich No, it's just because the footage belongs to Square Enix. So they're making money by putting ads all over MY FUCKING VIDEO. Jerks...

  • @TheSlickMachine Hm. I would have thought that you would at least get some money for it too. That sucks.

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