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  • @911domino subhanAllah lol i didnt even notice any music

  • @911domino HAHAHA WORD BRO!

  • nice one bro

  • Muhammad SAW stated that: Until Imams talk about Dajjal in Khutbahs and people remember Ad-Dajjal will not arrive. InshAllah I will tell our Imam Qari Yunus Ingar this Hadith.

  • good jobb baba ali !

  • what is jummah??im a muslimn im asian..hurray..alhamdullilah im a muslim.but i think we call it solat jumaat(friday is our language).

  • @MrPetisebok

    it is the same thing - it's just the friday prayer that we do instead of zuhr

  • @MrPetisebok thats the same

  • It is the duty of every muslim to stop the wrong behaviors in masjid. for example if someone is talking during azaan or khutba, they should be told not to. maybe they don't know what they are doing is wrong. On the subject of mobile phones, if someone was playing a ghetto blaster during your namaz, what would you do? It is the same principle, as it is distracting to everyone.

  • "SO LETS SPICE UP THE KHUTBAH! Lets talk about the issues that are relevant!!"

    "Like what?"

    "Like MARRIAGE!! THATS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!!... YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIIIIIIIIN' !!" hahahaha that part cracked me up!!

    keep doing what you do brother ali!! Oh and ramadhan mubarak to all my brothers and sisters!!! :)

  • This dude is actually pretty funny, for a Muslim. Laughing and telling jokes is haram under Sharia law, but I like it.

    He clearly sees something in Islam. Something totally different than what I see. The doctrine of abrogation is never mentioned by Muslims. The war verses take precedence over all others. When Mohammed was younger, he was less violent, and those are the verses Muslims always cite, yet they are inapplicable. We see crazy behavior from Muslims. Why? I think it's the Koran.

  • @SheikhTaqiyyameister Where have you read that laughing and telling jokes is haram in Islam?

    Even the prophet s.a.v.s used to make jokes with his companions, the thing is you should avoid laughing too much and that's what you could consider "haram", maybe, just maybe cuz I don't have the direct proof to tell you that it's strictly prohibited, and in Islam everything that is no forbidden is allowed.

    As far as the war goes...

  • @SheikhTaqiyyameister

    ...you have to realise that most muslims nowadays are having their countries being invaded

    by the so called "peace makers and democracry spreaders", so you can't kinda except the to

    be "tolerant" to those making injustice to them.

    Nevertheless, if it's an issue on innocent people it's like this, if you kill one man it's as if you've killed entire humanity, and this issomething you're gonna burn in hellfire for, regardless if you call your self a muslim or not.

  • @SheikhTaqiyyameister

    Laughing and telling jokes is NOT haram. The Prophet s.a.w. said many jokes and did laugh in his time (however he never told a lie in his jokes)

    But he did say "Abundance of laughter kills the heart." So one should be cheerful and laugh but there is a limit that one should never cross.

  • Mashaallah Baba Ali keep on making your videos and may allah bless you

    salam alaikom

  • alsalam alikom baba ali i loved what u said its realy true we do have some khateebs do that keep going u r the sound of youth muslems .

    ramadan kareem to all of u

    salam alikom

  • @kuitta10 nta bayna fik men lmaroc lool wa l'imam dialna naaa3ssin

  • perhaps you never heard the reality in khutbas and the changing lives of people which continuesly had been occured from several decades and centuries. if it so then come to Pakistan and see what the religin is. assalamo alaikum warahmatullah i wabarakatuhu.

  • why dont you be the khateeb u got no respect,,,,

  • hhhhhhhhhh you'r funny .....but you'r so true..this things happen quite a lot in salat jom3a...rabi yahdinaaa

  • i am nt muslim and i dun knw anything abt them.. but i am just curious abt sumthing. wt is haram everybody uses this wrd and masalah or sumthing..

  • @ptima993 Haraam things are things that Muslims are forbidden to do, and if we do it, we have committed a sin. We say Mashallah after compliments or praises so that no bad eye falls upon the one who is appraised.

  • good advice baba ali keep it up

  • Heres how to get the highest rated comment: JUSTIN BEIBER IS HARAM!!!

  • THE BEARD!lol

  • what what what? its not haram to listen to music...

    or is it?...

    Ive read in a few books its ok to listen to radio

    but when the commercials come on turn it down becuase it just idol chatter and its ok to watch music videos as long as they dont depict naked women

    and such you know what i mean... Its kinda hard not to hear music

    and they make islamic songs too.

    Islam is not to inconvience you its just a way or guidline to life. I dont get why ppl find it so restricted...

  • hi

  • rey mysterio won the 2006 royal rumble

  • Great videos!

    Was salam

  • i just read everything he was saying somewhere

  • It is a sunnah to say Salaam when you enter the place of prayer

  • Islam is the light, 1 GOD, Moses, Jesus n Muhammed r his prophets. There is not to be any talking during the Khutba, and definitely no talking in prayer or salaat. WE are to muslims, following the Quran and the example of Muhammed PBUH. Not divides sects ( sufi, sunni, shiat, ahmadiya, etc) Shia's believe their imams are infallible and know all things. THis is the quality of Allah swt alone, not human beings, and certainlly no imams. Our ignorance is why we are in our present situation. Peace.

  • Keep it up ur doing a great job

  • Oh, maybe it's different for me because I am shia and you guys are sunni.

  • @mousavi128 You should try to get to know sunni and start practicing it... It's the best for all of us. let us not separate.

  • I dont think that's right, I think you return someone's salam in any condition, even during the prayer itself!

  • @mousavi128: wrong,

  • @mousavi128 if im not mistaken, u are allowed to return their salam, but in your heart if in those conditions. if while your praying and someone gives u salam, u answer in your heart, and not by the tongue.

    InsyaAllah

  • wow amazing Masha Allah...just a word Hilarious

  • Mash'Allah very true

  • @TheNewUmmah i see... thanks, but personanlly i think all sermons are boring not just the muslims ones

  • what's jummah and khutbah? i don't know

  • @KingofArmageddon20 Juma, is friday prayer and the  Khutbah is the sermon

  • hehe :)

  • soo true, when talking about marriage, everyone listens to the khateeb...EVERYONE!

    xD

  • @FlourishingMoss That's actually true.. xD I never thought about that xD

  • thats so true, people always have a monotone voice

  • I had ever sleep in jummah because the monotone and paused voice. Astaghfirullah

    salam , sister from Brazil.

  • @Muculmana They have mosques in Brazil?

  • salam Ali

    u should come to our masjid in Seattle i really enjoy watching ur vids

    ramadan kareem and may Allah (SWT) bless u (AMIN)

  • salam bro, great vid, one thing, you can return salam in jummah but nothing else!! keep it up

  • that is great dude

  • hey ali.. u said that if someone says salam,.. u cant relpy... this is wrong brother... if he directs the salam to you .. u have to reply the same way... if he dosent say salam to you directly.. then the khateeb should answer softly. this is what i KNOW. thank you . i am sure you knew.. have a nice day and keep it up!

  • @mmkoolj No Brother, I am sure that he is right

  • @ws2500 brother... trust me... i am 10000000 % sure. :D

  • всех мусульман ебать в жопу.

    мухамед педофил.

  • @abdirazak1921

    the 301,926 other viewers think he is absoulutely hilarious FUNNY great young man..so

    JAK

  • @abdirazak1921 he is funny but u dont no nuttin bout humor

  • this is a universal problem which occurs for muslims...I live in South East Asia and such problems does occur from time to time during friday khutbah... nicely spoken bro, well done:)

  • mashallah............):) serious facts told in such a peaceful nice way !

    may allah bless u and all teh ones u love bro ali ...

  • mashallah:-)

  • "Tip #3"...people fail to understand that these days

  • hahaha this brother is hilarous

  • jazakallah khairan..May ALLLAH BLESS YOU AND YOUR FAMILY AND ALL INVOLVE IN THIS..i love you brother for the sake of ALLAH for your efforts to rectify things in a humorous way ..infact it does efffect .serious stuff said in friendly way makes the other understand better rather in academic way.

  • im muslim and i didnt find this funny at all you had some great points but some things shouldnt be said.......... whenever ALLAH swt name is mentioned is good. and you find some jummah a bore? may ALLAH forgive you for you mistakes like i do. as salamu alaykum!!!!

  • @thelifeofhakeem as salam alekom, first of all jumah must be built on specific rule (i think you know), do not speak for too long, and all of them are correct and must be mentioned, especially the cell phone issue and the wodou, and please he didn't make this video to make people laugh, it's for directing people to the right way, and you are muslim (as you said) you should know that all of these are important.and thanks........................­..............................­......................

  • it is soo true wot hes sayiin..

  • Lmaoooooooo!!

    ''Yuu Know Wah iiM SaYiinG'' =D

  • hahaha at 1:16 to 1:24 thats so funny :P

  • mashallah AWSUM!!! KEWL VIDEO LUVD THE COMEDY!! WOW!!

  • you're so funny baba ali hahaa but that's really true

    well, can't wait to see another brilliant videos from you

    assalamualaikum from Indonesia =)

  • nice and funny vid

  • nice video

    شكرا لك

  • bless all my brothers and sisters. subscribe to my channel please. Allah be praised only

  • There's music at the beginning...haraaaaaaaaaam...

  • @zen031

    no, just no..

  • @zen031 LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL you cracked me up man

  • @zen031 HARAM POLICEEEEE!!!!!!!! 

  • this guy is a joke

  • THEIR ARE 41 CAVEMAN HERE WHO LIKE TO PINPOINT THE 4 SECOND MUSIC RATHER THEN THE WHOLE FOUR MINUTE VIDEO....

    HAVE A LIFE U GUMBALLS....

  • yes this is funny but for a superstitions cult of a mental crazy man and you bye in to it know that's

    funny

  • true yet funny. lol!!!

  • Would also help if they give the Khutbah in English rather than Urdu... I am in the UK am I asking to much?

  • I totally agree with you there. There is a requirement that it must be done in Arabic but I think it should also be done in English alongside. Preferably by someong who is fluent in proper english (not accented english).

  • LOL this vids funny (ofcourse all of em are!)

  • hamouda... why swear at him..he didnt do anything wrong

  • thanx bro go on with this...jazak allahi chayran, all these problems u showed in ur video are really happening sadly.

  • actually if u have every been to a Jummah Khutba, those tips are very useful!! lol and i thought i t was hilarious

  • i have been to a Jumaah Khutba. i go every Fridays. yeh they were useful but i didnt like the way he was taking the piss. hes basikly tryna say the Imam's boring hence the reason people go to sleep! i dnt find that hilarious!!

  • lol then u took it personal to the imam.. so idk where u are from maybr for u its the same guy every week. but i didnt take it as he was saying the imam was boring he specifically made points about the topic. and there are about 400-500 brothers at my masjid and yes i will atleast see 10 of them sleeping. but again , u said that was ur perception of what u got from the video

  • why do you fail with your profanity, when you try and give advice?

  • abit like you then

  • what???

  • Swearing is haram!!

  • haha nice (:

    where did you convert from?i mean what religion?cuz you look pretty arab to me...

  • this guy is funny

  • im from afghanistan and we speak persian same as iran, tajikistan and we say jummah , menaing friday. its not just in arabic

  • haha you are hilarious and 100% true! :)

  • it does not have to be a word in arabic, we are here to get the message and learn, not to discuss about words in arabic or english pmak8 :)

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  • Actually it is an Arabic word for Friday

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  • sorry. Thanks. But there is not way anyone can type this in english.

    and you know how difficult is the correct pronunciation of Arabic :)

    But thanks anyways!

  • haha i think he means jummah as in wahid jummah. but still it doesn't make a difference. jummah or jum'ah , we get the sense dnt we???

  • No, it's an arabic word

    Juma'a = Friday = الجمعة

  • JOMMHA جمعه 100% arabic word and mentioned in Quran it means (Friday)...their is even a Sourah named "Jommha"

    "يا ايها الذين امنوا اذا نودى للصلاة من يوم الجمعه فأسعو الى ذكر الله وزرو البيع"

  • lol jumma and hopa lol thats funny words

  • aLI U ARE the best guy in the world man. We watch this stuff at school for assembly Australian International Academy King Khaled the best videos may Allah reward you ameen

  • :D may Allah bless you. Your videos REALLY helped out. It's not a somewhat lecture, but it's kinda cool and fascinating. WELL DONE! KEEP IT UP!

  • Just in case you don't care!

    watch?v=7lrOofiLDPU

  • as a teenager i hate to say this but i dislike going to the mosques because of the boring long long k'utbas. they should talk about interesting topics for all ages, new things if I've heard one k'utba at one mosque i hear it 5 more times at others. :S

  • It usually happens in masjids where people talk ,sleep while khutba is going on.Thanks 4 this wonderful video.

  • They do talk abt the the opression of muslims in different parts of the world.. but that is not sane talk. i dont know how its in the west tho.

    Jazaka'Allah khair brother Ali for the video.. i didnt know u cant return a salam during a khutba

  • Another amazing video. Keep it up Ali.

  • But otherwise good jobb. May Allah reward you brother.

  • relevant issues like marriage? I think the current state of muslim ummah in the world, the opression of muslims in Iraq, Afghanistan, Chechnya, Somalia etc is relevant... don't want to talk about that? Well, then go ahead talk about wudu or marriage...

  • he was only giving an example. and it is a pretty interesting topic for all ages. the topics you mentioned are pretty boring and we hear about it already like on tv. internet. you have to remember that the youth is the future. how many teenagers do you know that like going to mosque or actually do. i'm sorry to say that i'm not one of them because o long boring topics

  • Oppression of the Muslims is a boring subject? Rasullallah (saws) said Whoever is not concerned with the affairs of the Muslims, is not from them!

  • OMG, you are amazing , May ALLAH SWT bless you

  • LOL, it would be funny to find a khateeb actually watching videos on youtube :P, but who knows?

  • @1Hasni1 loool!:D:D yeah who knows?XD may be the future khatib (s) XD

  • LIKE MARRIGE LOL

  • learn,the khatib pases at max an hour saying good things that we should do in our everyday life and you pass your time reading he news paper and chating with your neighbor,well dude i don't think i ever saw anyone as rude and insolent and stupid as you!

  • thank you for agreeing with me :)

  • funny...but true

  • haha this is so true!!!

  • dude...what are you doing, really? you can say all shits you want, but the beauty of Islam is not something you could hide (which is why you're badmouthing our Prophet and the Quran), and can be embraced by those who are seeking the truth and light..

    i just wonder how haters like you can actually live...are you really happy with...hating? does hurting people makes you feel good, deep inside? is dying with a hateful heart sounds awesome for you? i'm curious to know...

  • is this how stupid you r. read ur comment and u'll know ur worst than anything u can imagin about muslims.

    muslims don't eat kids and don't rape other people's women right infront their families face.

    do u realize how stupid you are?

  • hey you never know what allah can do... maybe someday you will be a muslim among us... may god guide you to the right path and save you from this disgusting life you are leading... May god guide you

  • WOW!!!! now thts someway...brother good work on the vedio,,,amaizin how many ways people can actually learn...:-)

  • I don't understand. Baba Ali said to ask other people to stop talking, but also said not to talk?? And how can we not return Salaams? The person would just ask more and get mad.

  • The Khutba is part of the prayer in Jumaa. If you are praying, and in the middle of say your second raka'a, and someone says salaam, do you talk and answer? ;-)

  • no u dont ..

  • He's giving the tips to the khateeb himself. So his tip is telling the 'khateeb' to ask people to not talk during his speech or khutbah. And as a kid, I thought the we go to friday prayers to pray and i thought it was the most important thing then, but then people told me that jumah is actually meant for listening to the speech and khutbah and that's the most important thing. And you aren't allowed to talk during it including salaam. The person shouldn't get mad, because he should know not to.

  • ok thanks

  • u cant .. u ll have to used other way to communicate bucz the khatbah is part of the salah ...u can answer the salam after the salah

  • That brother giving selam to you during hutbe should know that it's not allowed to talk, give selam or answer selam during the friday hutbe.

  • LoL...Sure it depends on khateeb..all the time..especially here in arab world..Its holiday on Friday..but guys feel bored and sleepy..because they dont sleep well on Thursday night..sure not all of them..May Allah guide us all to the right path

  • Good Job, mashallah.

    Keep it up!

  • i never imagen smoeone wach pics in elkhutba !!!!!

    and i think al khateeb should choose very intresting topics and modern way to advice pple or even try to choose new stories to tell pple even if he choose the same subject our Islamic history full of gr8 intresting stories

  • it is true

  • Blabber....

  • 1. Ali's married

    2. He has kid/s. That's why its BABA Ali, BABA means dad in some languages

    3. You talk like someone who knows all about Ali, when I think everyone who sees your comment knows, you don't know jack.

    4. Don't come to Ali's videos just to hate on it, you must have better things to do.

  • @KingCRUNX how do you know?

  • @cvhashim How do I know what?

  • @KingCRUNX all those facts about ali?

  • @cvhashim Watch his other vids. He went to Australia for a live appearance once as well and he said that's what Baba means. It's true cz even in my language it can be translated to "dad".

  • @KingCRUNX LOL! You know I met Ali twice XD

    Anyway... during the first time I was laughing soo hard with my friend at one of his jokes that he looked strait at me, smiled and said how the girl laughing so hard in so and so row reminded him of his daughter and talked about this hilarious story about her... later on we were getting lemonade, and he was getting some water, & my friend and I were talking and he said "Salam" right behind my friend, so she yelped and turned around... IT WAS SO FUNNY!

  • why are you watching to find something to hate????? LOL. jokes on you.just watch it for knowledge.

  • lol the sheikh in my local mosque was talking abot wathu the whole time telling us how to do it! and its all men! who doesnt know how to do the wuthu? lol iknw releveant:P

  • i know you all must go back to work,,,, but if you give me another 20 minutes..... classic!

  • what a nice video, i loved it very much :D

    nothing's better than bringing some humor into errors ! subscribed

  • i love ur videos and all but i kinda agree with kashifikbal12 how could u say a khutbah is boring on this one i am very disappointed.

  • I'll be honest.

    That was NOT funny.

    Saying a Khutbah is boring?

    what a incompetent person.

  • ahhhh ur so funni