Marty Funkhouser tells Jerry a joke.mov

[superherongpogi]

Is that John Laurinaitis?

[Mugenblaze300]

"Hello WWE Universe. My name is John Larunitus. I am the executive Vice president of talent relations, and the interim general manager of Monday Night Raw."

[Slikrik1212]

Jerry's laugh after the punchline kills me.

[ARAUZ1625]

lol he is just like johnny ace for thos who know you know

[SheivelyBuisson]

lmao. just had the best laugh in a minute.

[TheGrungeGamer2]

Jerry likes him...but nobody who watches WWE likes him.

[HuskerSeaofRed]

ROFL I wasn't expecting it to be that funny. OMG!

[HickeryHickery]

"That's nice..."

"P.S. YOUR CUNT IS IN THE SINK."

His delivery of the punchline freaking gets me every time.

[suleman021]

FUNKMAAAAAAN

[RSXemperor85]

Triple H=Larry David

CM Punk=Jerry Seinfeld

Johnny Ace=Marty Funkman Funkhouser

[philth17]

Balls deep in hilarity.

[Croyvile]

This is the Joke Quagmire said in "The Splendid Source" on Family Guy

[JamieBugajski]

marty fuckhouser it sounds like at first?

[Sullz]

I like that guy.

[ToruKun1]

This sounds like a joke Johnny Ace would make about the Divas.

[SinisterSnake95]

John Laurinatits!

[Rydonith]

THE BIG FUNK

[stereotemple]

FINISH THE FUCKING JOKE

[MrFrankMurphy]

This is one of my favourite scenes. Larry's face through the entire joke, Jerry's reactions and Marty's delivery are perfect!

[BlackDollarBills]

i'm constantly torn between funkhouser and richard lewis as my favorite friends of larry in cye

[dxdxdxdxxdxdxdxd]

he is the vice president of talent relations: Mr. Marty Funkhouser

[tcacVII]

Funkhouser <3 <3 <3 <3

[theatlantisrise]

This is easily one of my top 10 Curb moments.

[CaptWildcat14]

I love that the couple's names are Harry and Harriet.

[mistermarcusgmail]

...I do not get the joke. Unless it's as simplistic as it sounds. In which case I get it, and it's not funny. If there were some discussion about eating and/or vomiting, then maybe. But what is funny about the joke?

[damedoodie]

@mistermarcusgmail You sound like the life of the party!

[mattsnuts]

@mistermarcusgmail It's funny cos you think the husband didn't know she had a large opening, because of the loving note. But then the PS on the note takes you by surprise. And the C word.

[mistermarcusgmail]

@mattsnuts That's what I thought. But it still isn't funny.

If it's her husband he obviously would know that she's loose since in theory he caused her to be such. On the flip side, the sheer smell and texture of liver would be a giveaway that something's wrong, especially since it wouldn't be as warm.

Again, if he'd said something like "you need to wash that stuff if you expect me to eat it" or something, then maybe. But the joke was totally unfunny.

[nbadraft08]

@mistermarcusgmail misterliteralmarcus. not EVERY couple has pre-marital sex, and that was part of the premise. we can't have any abstract thought just so you can understand it and think it's funny. your line would have made it terribly unfunny. i am not expecting you to be funny, but i am not sure why you're criticizing this joke. do you like Curb? did you just randomly end up here? im not saying everyone has to think this is funny, but everyone that likes curb generally does.

[mistermarcusgmail]

@nbadraft08 What does premarital anything have to do with it? If they're married they likely had sex on their honeymoon night. He would have Felt she was loose or possibly he caused it. I SIMPLY DON'T SEE WHY TELLING HER THAT THE LIVER WAS IN THE SINK IS FUNNY.

[nbadraft08]

@mistermarcusgmail jesus christ. yeah, they may have had sex, but vaginas arent annihilated in one fucking night...assuming that my assumption that she's virginal or she hadn't sex before.

that's also not the fucking point. within the context of the show, its funny. it didnt have to be the funniest joke ever, but it was still solid especially delivered by Bob Einstein. larry gets annoyed by Funk, thinks hes intruding, and is embarrassed by this situation. Jerry liking it is the irony.

[mistermarcusgmail]

@nbadraft08 So the funny part is not the joke (which is NOT funny), but the intrusion, and level of irritation/embarrassment (which isn't funny, but at least I can see why people might laugh at that given the context of the show).

Whatever. I guess I've been affected by Married With Children - if you're going to try crass jokes they should at least be funny. Al Bundy had the market cornered. Why buy milk when you've got the cow at home?

[nbadraft08]

@mistermarcusgmail she was embarrassed about the size of her vagina/vagina hole. the mother suggests putting raw liver in her cooch to compensate, passing off as a smaller vagina. then the tender note, which also kind of implies her plan worked, acts as a timing buffer and ultimately a contrast to the callbackstyle punchline, saying her cunt is in the sink.

jokes always work better when you have to explain them thoroughly.....

[GOODPLAYA20]

Are we just naming random names now? Ok, Tony Amarante.

[stevezissou1990]

I had no idea it would be that revolting

[fobmachine21]

johnny ace?

[flaxonx3]

@farblonjet Roy Chubby Brown rules!!

[redneckbubbad]

Is that Super Dave Osbourne????

[milkmanv1]

@redneckbubbad The one and only

[midgetman94]

simmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmonnnnnnnn­nnnnnnnnssssssssssss

punnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn­nnkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

[Spimon]

john laurenities?

[milkmanv1]

@Spimon He and Johnny Ace were separated at birth

[DonRonter]

I don't get it??

[King689]

I hate Marty Funkhouser and his annoying voice. But I love the bits when Larry makes fun of him.

[flaxonx3]

@farblonjet It's smut for boorish types.

[rr260341]

SIMMONNNNNNNNNSSSSSSS!!!!!

[noesteem219]

Simmonsss

[HenryThegameMizz]

is it you or FUNKMAN ,CM PUNK

[judeskii]

johnny ace is a funny man.

[cope1915]

We need The Funk, gotta have that Funk.

The Funkman. It's all in his delivery.

[sdasdfgdfsg]

Funk is 70 years old.

[flaxonx3]

@farblonjet I'd hazard a guess you don't either. Always found those who make the 'no sense of humor' accusation are witless bores.

[The84camerondurkin]

Funk Man!

[mufc187]

Love the funk.

[TheCrazyeyeskillah]

@flaxon That joke is pretty awesome. What's not to love about that joke. Some people let dirtyness get in the way of enjoying comedy. Whatever, to each his own!!

[switzerlicious]

He told this joke on Conan tonight with those disgusting botoxed lips.

[townsjim]

Larry is always so horrible to marty lol

[njxcjustin]

That's seriously the funniest thing ever. Crying with laughter.

[gostate1431]

I like that guy. He's crazy.

[SAOTUBE]

@flaxonx3 i think that was the point, he is supposed to be an annoying character.

[deadstar971]

best part of this - Jerry "Uh, this is not so bad" Larry "Oh Yeah this is great, will you finish the fucking joke alreay" haha.

[mnap128]

@deadstar971 fkn hilarious!!!!!

[tntbrett]

@deadstar971

go sit in the bleachers!

[bigfloridapimp]

@deadstar971 No way, when Seinfeld says, "Its surprised me, it surprised me, I had no idea it would be that revolting." This is one of the greatest shows ever, amazing upload.

[ObamalsAFailure]

2 people must have been told that their cunt was in the sink

[danielrichardbond]

Brilliant!

[DionKool]

Marty Funkhouser is one of the best characters in the history of tv series. The guy that plays him should be in big movies. Faces like that are rare.

[bigdunk9]

@DionKool Amen to that shit

[saginPhx]

@DionKool He is super Dave he used to have his own show back in the day. Look him up and you can see some of his stuff.

[allclasschris]

How the fuck did Larry keep a straight face!!??

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahaha

[danmaani]

press 7 over and over... amazing

[cubfan369]

@danmaani this will provide me with countless hours of amusement as well as something to put a smile on my face at the end of a bad day. thank you.

[coke378]

"will you finish the fuckin joke already!!" lmao

[fonejacker0]

Love Jerry's genuine laugh

[CaptWildcat14]

Just noticed the couple is Harry & Harriet. Nice, Marty.

[miss2tone]

KILLS ME every time

[CoolestGuysAround]

I don't get it

[gswarriorsnum1]

@Jstamps101 they have the exact same voice right! Weird. Makes me think something made it that way rather than being natural.

[CyberChick2011]

Like this if you came here because you were wondering what the dirty joke was in family guy's "The Splendid Source".

[ATMversion7]

@CyberChick2011 like this if you came to this video because you have an actual sense of humor

[jstamps101]

2 people have big openings

[smokeordieganja]

That is th joke that made peter shit his pants lol

[BruinsBrawler603]

Martys a fuckin douche bag. His personality along with his fuckin annoying ass cock sucking raspy voice just pisses me off every time a hear it.

[TheHockeyCentral]

@BruinsBrawler603 You do realize that it's just an actor right?

[Gannondalf]

i love when larry swears while angry

[IngeniouslyDim92]

Jerry: oh, this is not so bad!

Larry: oh yeah this is great, will you finish the fucking joke already!

Larry makes every situation so much better.

[jstamps101]

Trent Baalke

[luarionte]

Funkhauser's voice i so COOL!!!

[xelpitpo6554]

Jerry: Aw this isnt so bad

Larry: Aww yeah this is great...WILL YOU FINISH THE FUCKING JOKE ALREADY!!!

LMAO

[ANNABECKDK]

I thought Jerry didn't like cursing

[Chunderitis]

This was the joke they made so much fun about on family guy? It's really not very good.

[WMSMr]

Funnily enough I hate that joke, which is an old gag, but contextualized here, through Marty Funkhauser, it's borderline genius! I actually spat my drink out when I first saw this. Brilliant delivery of perfectly inappropriate punchline.

[sidesteal]

i'll never get tired of seeing this :)

[AttackMyAss]

This joke was on Family Guy, the end of it anyway.

[rockgod8000]

How did Larry keep a straight face? Ive watched this video 20 times and it still makes me laugh each time...

[kartiksahni23]

Jerry & Larry didn't know he was going to tell the joke, that laughter is not made up

[RawbThatPunk]

@kartiksahni23 great improv

[miss2tone]

I laughed so hard I almost screamed. UTTER BRILLIANCE

[JoeyLemons06]

I like that guy.

[andytownman1916]

funkhouser is a riot

[pstone9az1]

One of the funniest jokes in television history. Perfect delivery- only Funkhauser could tell it like this. Curb Your Enthusiasm is brilliat!

[desconocidos27]

why'd you take the balls home?

[fishcop444]

LOLOLOLOL

[andytownman1916]

Best show out

[frenzyXprime]

can some send me the joke? i wna to tell a couple friends but i dont have the time to write it down

[babins03]

Marty should be in every episode. He´s hilarious!

[llMiCKll]

Absolutely shitting my pants.

[jsbdmb21]

favorite character. marty fuckin funkhouser

[kymjeff]

I love Marty Funkhouser!!! I loved the cake he ordered from the Erotic Bakery. 

[beyondthethree]

I love Seinfeld's laugh. When they taped this they told Funkhauser to tell Jerry a joke..no one knew what the joke was so thats Seinfeld's real reaction..love it.

"You surprised me. You surprised me. I had no idea it was going to be that revolting!:..LOL love it!

[chrish1028]

I was dying when I saw this for the first time. Love Funkhauser!

[RedPaperTowels]

This is the best joke I've heard in a long time!

[Deadman6990]

The look of utter annoyance/fury over the fact that Funkhouser is even there is the best part.

[drewm14]

the best part is how annoyed Larry is throughout the entire joke!

[nearly06]

Super Dave + Jerry Seinfeld- FTW!!!!

[jayporks]

HA!

[CultureCunt]

she`s very afraid of the size of her opening

[Gerbilk]

THIS IS THE JOKE FROM ONE OF THE RECENT FAMILY GUYS! THE ONE WHERE THEY GO ON A QUEST TO FIND THE SOURCE OF THE DIRTY JOKE! THIS IS THE ONE THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT! ROFL ROFL I SHIT MY PANTS WHEN I REALIZED IT!

[dragontigerbull]

actually..to recondition an old cunt..you stick a ham inside and pull out the bone..it works!

[RCPMMaryland]

What a great scene....

[jitterbugs]

Jerry: I like that guy.

[needles1987]

It's not that funny.

[ObamalsAFailure]

they just referenced this joke on Family Guy

[yougosquishnow]

@ObamalsAFailure that episode is actually how I came across this. That punchline is actually funny hearing the whole joke.

[UsherMoore]

P.S - your cunt is in the sink..... HAHAHAA

[JohnFuckingLennon]

The size of her opening BWAHAHAHAHAHA

[parkbike5000]

this is a disgrace but i'm compelled to share...

[88dark1]

this shit actually made me laugh hard and out loud which I'm surprised because.. ok obviously I'm in the minority here in the midst of Funkhouser worshipers, but other than this I don't find Marty all that funny. He's just not that memorable. He's just dry, uptight and boring. I used to think he contributed nothing to the show until I saw this.

[hrcburt]

I think this is one of the best Curb moments ever. Jerry's reaction is classic - I really don't think he expected that punchline!

[devilspjh]

P.S. your cunt is in the sink AHAHAHHAHAHAH funniest thing I heard in a long time

[nyc999]

woah, that is possibly the sickest thing i've ever heard.

Hate the Funkhauser.

[Deadman6990]

I loved how pissed Larry was through out the entire thing.

"Would you finish the fucking joke already?!"

[bradblanks]

all time classic CURB moment...... Seinfeld "I like that guy"

[SumNJFella]

Everytime I see Funkhouser I start laughing, I don't what it is, he's voice,his demeanor, something about him lol...I like when he was jogging and he runs into Larry and tells him he's an orphan lol

[roynebular22]

Same here...that voice just cracks me up. I love how he always pisses Larry off....The 5 wood, dodger tickets, golf tip, claiming to be an orphan, the sweaty 50 dollar bill, etc. Hilarious.

[dmac359]

yea this is great, will you finish the fucking joke already hahahahha

[godmode9]

haha filthy!

[kedharf1]

hahaha ..

[mikekopysh]

0:15

how did seinfeld keep a straight face?!?!

[cope1915]

I love the Funk.

[cope1915]

"I like that guy...he's crazy."

haha! one of the best Funkhouser moments.

[bigkahunaburger55555]

Classic Funkhouser!

[pocopilot]

fuckin super dave

[apypolylogy8]

Oh yeah this is great...will you finish the fuckin joke already

[loudlong]

Best delivery ever.

[Tommie809]

What is she afraid of?!

[dirtmmgirt]

The size of her opening.

haha instant classic

[sm6161]

I fucking love that guy

[blap316]

his voice is so hilarious

[WooDpenis]

haha im surprised Larry didn't say anything about Marty's "allotment" of food..

[32371]

@WooDpenis He's abusing his buffet privilege

[RedDeadAintDead]

@WooDpenis he does earlier i think

[gestfromslapmagazine]

man funkhouser could say ANYTHING and itd be funny

[77Fortran]

@gestfromslapmagazine One of my favourites was 'I've been playing eenie-meenie my whole lhife !'

[theultimateshoe]

@gestfromslapmagazine hes a total prick thats why

[longirons6]

I almost died when he told this joke. He absolute kills it!

[srtorr]

A womans very afraid of the size of her opening So she goes to her mother she says what am I going to do Im so big down there when I marry Harry hes going to divorce me Her mother says dont worry sweetheart it runs in the family do what I did when I married your father Go to the market get some raw liver put it in there hell never know the difference So she does They have 8 hours of sex after their marriage She wakes up at ten oclock, hes gone but theres a note on her pillow It says

[srtorr]

My Darling Harriet,

To think I waited a year to consummate our lovely relationship it makes my heart beat so loudly Im surprised it didnt wake you up. The only reason Im not here now darling, is Im at work to make enough money to buy you a house, a picket fence well have dogs and children. When the 5 oclock dinner bell rings Ill be home like the winged gossamer of your love in your arms

Your Loving Husband,

Harry

P.S. your cunt is in the sink!

[dmcsy100]

Hey SuperBigChina

Take the fucking egg roles out of your ears.

[SuperBigChina]

That's what happens when English is not your first language and a guy speaks like 10 or 15 words per second (right before the P.S. part). Thanks to a better person than you i finally understood what he said.

[VanguardDragon]

lolololol

[jbirdz23]

funkhouser's the greatest

[SuperBigChina]

I have a little bit of trouble understanding what he says, could anyone here just write down literally what he says? Thanks a lot.

[vlcmediaplayerroger]

i like that guy.

[c1ramfan]

Tony DeLoge, your district Selectman, strikes again!

[fattkattz55]

if u wait a little later jerry starts laughing his head off

[midiman1955]

Funkhauser is KING!

[UntilTheDeathOfMe]

the greatest thing in the history of the world. Funkhouser is the man.

[Tommie809]

Hi-larry-ous!

[cappyjones]

HILARIOUS!!!!!

[MetallicaGoshenGreg]

Greatest joke ever told on television. EVER!!!

[masterdeviance1985]

When I saw this on Sunday, I laughed for almost 30 seconds straight. Funkhouser owns this show.

[Kruuank420]

Classic