Cute Dog Moment and a Baby Toy Surprise

[ACoustaDC]

where were these kinds of toys when i was a kid?

[thesIeepywiIIow]

Perhaps M13 one of Robin Williams many characters...

[FraeschD]

aaah i didn't wanna see your face! i have my imagination about your face and this must not be changed! it's like you're reading a book and you love it and you like the main character. then it gets filmed and the characters are certain actors and as you see them you are like: FUUUUCK NOOOOO!!!! GET THAT MEMORY OUT OF MY BRAIN!!!!

[FamzYBadMan]

I need that toy

[Mellehkins]

Your laugh cracks me up!!

[Naturepheonix]

Your face....

You look good (not gay way..), may I ask? Do you have a moustache?

[Humor4life12]

big shitloads of cute... lol

[salmuchis3]

Pause on 0:53

it really says that O-O

[EBellena]

Mistranslation?

Or baby's sex toy?

:O

[geminielf7]

aaaaaHHHHHHHHHHH Nothing like finishing a test and afterworth watching a Mordeth video. Funny as shit especially if u are happy.

[ROKKIT44]

sex thinking ability? That sounds like a different kind of "toy". Nice work.

[theslimeylimey]

I need to work on my sex creating ability :-|

[mikalika125]

:O did it really say that?

[hoddans]

There seems to be a lot of job openings for a Translated-to-English translator. I should apply.

[kris10ish]

it says 18m+ lol the toy

[sinikodemente]

u should have scream MINI GOLF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! to that guy sleeping on the car(lol i was watching older vids )

[Hallinx]

That toy gets you laid.

[svengalie]

Nevermind the kid, I think *I* need that

[izsmrpickle]

@svengalie lol in the same boat with you

[F51]

The dog stands on the side mirror.So cute - ^_^-

[Ovidiu91]

marry me?

[kgalindo7]

so is that you at the end of the video? lol

[safesparticus]

lol sex thinkin ability and cute dog

[JhonyGP]

damn i gotta get me one of those toys...

[Wher3Wuzi]

It's 18 months+ you tards hahaaa

[tehsilentsoul]

That box discriminates against homosexuals.

LOLWUT.

[MrJujitsu62]

Cute . Jr. will have more fun playing in the boxes the toys come in !!

[Jimmyjumpnjive]

cute

[619studios]

whys the toy say 18+..

[cockster93]

@619studios as in 18 months and up

[IAmLegendYT]

My first thought was: Well, maybe the person sleeping in the car is a woman and she somehow taught her dog to sort of help her out while reversing into a parking space. So the dog just leans out of the window that way and let her know what to do xDD

j/k ofc :P

[lipevolcom2]

Cmon dont u guys get it? the dog is tha security system for the car!

[MangoLuve]

LOOOOL what are they teaching kids in taiwan? hahah

[Carkakto]

THAT DOG IS SO CUTE ._____.

[kkoommnniinnooss]

M13, U R AWESOME DUDE!!!!

[z3253304]

you need a toy that will strengthen his pimp slappin dude

[oldblood5]

m13, your son is gonna be a pimp by the age of 10!

[steffcrombie]

Damn it, you made me say aww.

[mjndblain]

r u jesus m13?

[holyswordsmanoffaith]

@mjndblain ...thats where he's been hiding! GOD DAMMIT ALL!

[ManicTheManic]

wait why is that written in english i thought you lived in taiwan or something

[tobearockstar0706]

@ManicTheManic In China and Taiwan, they have these "higher end" toys covered with english to make them look like they're an imported. Or they can be just knockoffs of the legit brands. So the translations are usually off by huge margins.

[mzrealm]

I thought it said 18+, which made me think it was real haha.

[MrSlartie]

so all the people who wanted to see Mordeth's Face, you can at the end of the video, unless it is someone else riding his ninja...

[hajahaya0]

Create a sex-thinking ability. Why didn't they have those toys when I was a kid?

[TraustiGeir]

Nothing will ever beat an Oriental-to-English translation!

[GmasterRED]

@GmasterRED

*Utterly

[GmasterRED]

What the hell, that dog is utteryl comical.

[circa6996]

he shows his face in the end

or is it him lol?

[MechRider89]

sweet!

[KingTekins]

lol it's probably hot in the car so the poodle doesn't want to stay in it

[ariofrostwavern]

Awesome dad. jade is gonna be bringing home the girls everyday

[syncmaster915n]

all men are born with sex thinking ability, unless you're gay. jk.

[fasthandsz]

haha sounded like he was about to say ''sex'' at the end.

[lolol00l]

i thought the dog in the beginning was taking a dump lol.

[odinncool]

hahaha! that's awesome!

[Ana1Hai1]

yes he would cos he won't be getting it from his dad :p

[Thanos82]

Thumbs up for the toy.

[LuckySlevin7]

yea it is photo worthy, but what kind of factory is it? and did you get a close up picture ?

[Gen49671]

Thanks for another great video M13!

Best regards

[TransporterEurope]

SEX Thinking Ability , i got this when i was little

[kalashnikov96]

It's Gaius Julius Caesar the dog!!!

[morningdew00]

Poodle: Have you seen any other with great balance and disciplinary as me? ;D :o) To create a what? 0_0 ;D No wonder kids these days are a whole lot more mature than those back then. ;D

[vuur150]

Lmao 0:41 ur son is fucking awesome xD

[vuur150]

@vuur150 Oh and don't forget the 18M+ at the bottom of the box which means 18+ Mature xD

[susieokc]

Love kid toys. I have a storage unit filled with them. But what the heck do we do with them after all the years pass? I cant give them away fast enough.

[ToomasKedrov]

I love Taiwan XD

[Milanotitan]

Hi mordeth :p Nice to actually "see" you

[ema2d]

lol..porno toys for kids XD

[bjhanish]

and he ends it with the face shot

[BG7YKTI]

last night I dreamed I see your face lol

[interomike]

Looks like you are having a fun time this weekend. Hope fatherhood is good I will be joining your fatherhood club in Feb, my wife and I will be having our first. a girl.

[adonisaugusto]

Hey, thats your face at the end?!

[Vrublevskogo]

hehe that's cute

[rockypyro1490]

will you let your son ride a bike eventually? random question lol

[CatchUpToMe]

Immortal Technique - Creation & Destruction

[batfly]

M13 Have you ever thought about doing stand up comedy?

[13mordeth]

@batfly No. I prefer sitting.

[JoeWhittey]

@13mordeth lmao :P

[batfly]

@13mordeth

Ha Ha!! Knee Slapper!

[NinjaOnANinja]

@13mordeth Fat ass.

[andreasprenen]

@13mordeth do it!

[snipey14]

@13mordeth Ba dum-tsshh

[jaycarmine]

@13mordeth rofl

[Kishgofu]

@13mordeth LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO­LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[shahthegreat1]

@13mordeth lmao

[WeEatBrainz]

@13mordeth *Rimshot

[Redraptorxx]

@13mordeth yeah you aren't that funny, sorry

[Frallemannen]

@13mordeth That made me giggle xD

[Modelx1887]

@13mordeth lol

[Lostfaith1980]

@13mordeth What about squatting?

[sammmu100]

@13mordeth you can always try doing stand up but in a chair.... would rather be called sitting down comedy xD

[Mrozek93]

@13mordeth "No. I prefer sitting." *du dum dah*

[Sabbador]

@13mordeth

Sitcoms :P

[FAB12UCB]

@13mordeth standing or sitting, have you ever thought about it?

[Seventschiko]

@13mordeth omg you really made my day sir, "i prefer sitting".. thank you !

[Sbafokkio]

@13mordeth

porom pshhhhh

[ExplodingNoodle]

@13mordeth LOL

[christhesnaildriver]

@13mordeth "No. I prefer sitting" Mwahahahahahahaaaaaa!!!! Well that made me chuckle - dunno about anyone else?!

[l2pn]

@13mordeth Oh I see waht you did there!

[iFloppyy]

@13mordeth rofl

[overkill861]

@13mordeth lol

[JeepJohn92]

@13mordeth that was so cheesy and corny i had to laugh.

[Gabthatguyyoukno]

@13mordeth budum dush!

[How693]

@batfly Hahah I'm subscribed to both you and M13, odd to see you on the same page.

[GreatCommunistEmpire]

lmao your son is going to be a pimp when he grows up

[AdelineProductions]

I watched porn on the internet when I was 8.

Now I'm a sociophobe and have a hard time talking to people. Shit sucks.

[xxNECR0SC0PExx]

I've seen realy awsome cool funny ass youtubers who were just pure greatness but when they showed thier face it changed alot about what I and everyone else thought they were and made not think of him the same way. He lost so so many subs after that so be happy with everything Mordeth is doing and quit asking

[Fishburn]

Mordeth, I'd like to express my appreciation for the steady flow of videos you've been putting up. IT'S FUCKIN' AWESOME.

[SDFFDGSSDFGSDGFDGSFD]

he has hair arms

[fswmacguy]

@sorryunlucky, Who cares what M13 looks like? I don't give two shits about M13s face. Awesome people should be judged by their equally awesome actions.

[lamarfamar]

Jade is going to be a player thanks to that toy

[twistedkeys1]

like learning gender recognition? lol

[CoriCanuck]

something seems lost in translation... lol

[narutochaos3]

You gotta be kidding right??

[EdyPegasus]

someone is a hater.... 1 thumbs down, WTF cute dog. What u got bit by a dog? u dont like kids toys? booooo the hater !!!!

Video is FTW +10,000

[SCHIZOPHRENlC]

Who the fuck dislikes a video like this!? Fucking cocksucker must be lost in life, that dog was one fluffy woof.

[AnDr3wSchlosser]

sex as in gender :D 

[13mordeth]

@AnDr3wSchlosser You got it.

[rockypyro1490]

@13mordeth i doubt it, you know he gets it on 

[AnDr3wSchlosser]

@13mordeth Wheres my gold star bitch, i demand a star *TEARS OFF SHIRT JUMPS ON TABLE*

[UltraViolencex]

@AnDr3wSchlosser - Gold star for youuu!

[SpeedStrike7]

@AnDr3wSchlosser Wow, i normally pick up these things, but seeing the video, i was all like, "o_o" Thanks for clearing that up from my density. xP

[Chickenboned]

@AnDr3wSchlosser Yaaaayyyy Andrew!!

[Sharpmusicmedia]

Man, I must have had a lot of those toys when I was younger...I can't stop thinking about Sex...lol

[sorryunlucky]

At the end of the video is that you and your face? LOL!! Two days after telling us to all go through your videos to find it!

[delacob]

It's rated 18M+. I guess that must mean there's an 18 years old, Mature, minimum restriction.

[Ab5597]

NO DISLIKES YAAYAYAAYYAYA!

[tehepicmashimallow]

My cousin lives in hsinchu LOL

[FlareneX]

awesome vid M!! I like the way you're being more humble these days... oh, like the last vid, can we get a better look at your ninja plz???

[cyclopse50]

ahh don't you wruv engrish?

[bfmv580]

Sex thinking ability? I got that for free.

[Chimerism101]

"Develop to create a sex thinking ability."

Wait till JeepersMedia hears about this!

[smirfy]

Even your little videos like this make me laugh :D

[nickgt111]

0 veiws, 0 likes, 0 dislikes, but yet a bunch of comments

[ENOCHwithaGLOCK]

at least the tiwanese are honest about it, we have diseny with all its subminial messages and explicit images placed in the background. its a fucke dup world but u cant let it fuck with ur head too much.

[jo05dk]

Can't get them started early enough on the sex thinking ability*lol*

[fockya]

wtf is a sex thinking ability on a child toy LOL

[Maxcloudy]

you need that?

kay!!

[the86driver]

lol haha

[Avilaalex91]

Yea

[paintballallday90]

ohaii their 13mordeth

[worldtravel101]

jiā yóu !!!

[fsx54]

whats the best motorcycle for a beginner in your opinion?

[alehax27]

@fsx54

something that's cheap and you won't care if you drop it. Used 250 would be good and then upgrade to a 600.

[UchihaDarius]

Hey Mordeth, is it anyway possible that your helmet is pushing on your chin, and that is what is making it numb?

[AlbaG50]

are you going to upload the vid when you crashed your scooter?

[magicman2002]

that was awesome!, i swear the baby said SEX in the end, LOL

[AlbaG50]

lol, wtf?

M13=GOD!

[tae2slow]

shoot da woop!

[PookieMonsterRawr]

FIRST BLOOD

[tk38]

So many comments, but such little ratings.

THUMB HIM!

[ELRAFA007]

LMAOO J LIKES HIS SEX TOYS!!

[samn100]

Just wondering, do you wear your helmet everywhere?

[Karnyth]

Ultimate guard dog

[jbshadow1]

you'll hate this, FIRST

[CowboySteveSpurs]

@jbshadow1 I definitely hated it!!

[jbshadow1]

@jbshadow1 Apparently not haha, where did they all come from =P

[dicksalad1122]

Hey M13, what are your thoughts on Taichung City? I looked into teaching English for Hess and thats where they recommended me to look.

[13mordeth]

@dicksalad1122 It's as dirty as Taipei. And more dangerous/less lawful. Hsinchu would be a good choice for a city.

[dicksalad1122]

@13mordeth what do you know about hess schools

[13mordeth]

@dicksalad1122 I like the HESS system.

[dicksalad1122]

@13mordeth what aout HESS do you like? Why do you like it?

[5timli]

@13mordeth i prefer the south, like kaohsiung

[Platyzoan]

@dicksalad1122 I know you didn't ask me, but I like Taichung. It's a bit cooler than Taipei in the heat of the summer, and it's a bit warmer during the chill of the winter. Taipei of course has better public transit, but if you plan to get yourself a scooter, that won't be a big factor.

[dicksalad1122]

@Platyzoan no, its totally ok. asked m13 originally but i really appreciate your input-its good to know. thanks!

[interomike]

@dicksalad1122

my inlaws live in Taichung, I agree with m13, Hshinchu is better and the hightech workers will be willing to pay more money for good English instruction.

[HONDASBEST]

sex ed at the age of 2 or however old he is

[Kontext51]

...

[kurga]

lol @ the toy

[wasjunk]

your son is so cute

[MintzUk]

they see me rollin' they hatin'

and ahaha wth o_O

[z3phyrsin]

any news on the numb chin?

[13mordeth]

@z3phyrsin No....I'm doing the whole "wait and see if it goes away thing"....it's not working out so far.

[KatieTC]

@13mordeth hope you get better m13!!!