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  • Omg....... ---__---""

  • That final kick made me LOL

  • don´t hassel the hoff

  • ja, david, ich liebe dich!

  • Yeah GREAT Song :)

  • Poor K I T T

  • the american DJ Ötzi !

  • i <3 the hoff!

  • I am the only one who hears "I know you're gay" and not "I know you're game"?

  • oooh yeah

    i know you´re so gay

    you are right

  • hahhhahahahaha xDDDDDDDDDD, that's a good one

  • hasselhoff = no1 :D

  • she got schooled!!

    long live the hoff XD

  • Hasselhoff is one of the greatest singers/actors in history for me.. :)

    5 stars!

  • YEAH MOTHERFUCKER

  • desu

  • Horribly creepy song, video and moves. Just when you think he couldn't get creepier he turns into a jackass. Beautiful. Art imitates life, but this is not art.

  • im Video fehlt noch die pulle schnapps :-)

  • david hasselhoff = true player  in his videos

    (imitating KITT)

    Michael, please be careful when picking the ladies. Just cause I am your wing-car....

  • Jesus

  • "Uh, jump in my car - I'm old as fuck.

    Jump in my car - I wanna spank that 16yo butt."

  • gotta buy a new car... The Hoff stimulates the economy like nothing else.

  • Dude...

  • 2:20 awesome :D

  • thats like pennywise and george from it

  • :D too good xD

  • ich muss mich übergeben, wenn ich das höre... toll xDD

  • that's the best singer and best song ever loooooooooolz

  • what a Pedo ...

  • he luvs fiddlin with small kids

  • hahahahahaha classic XD

  • Haha What A Hero!

  • the HOFF owns it.

  • xDD

  • Greatest song of all time. No sarcasm meant

  • That's just perfect Knight-fucking-Rider style

  • what the fuck you poof he stole that from a australian band hoof ya a poofter

  • Hasselhoff, I'm real happy for u and i let u finish, but Kanye West has the biggest ego of all time... THE BIGGEST EGO OF ALL TIME!

  • Alcohol poisoning for the sixth time! This guy needs help. THATS RIGHT! Even the HOFF needs help some times!

  • u gotta luv the hoff, its what cheese is all about (:

  • Nothing cooler than someone who can make fun of himself

  • this  guys hosts a show called americas got talent?????

  • hahah the greenscreened beach scene rofl

  • He's not stupid, he's not gay. He's just funny and he makes jokes about himself. I like that. Better than all the stars who makes you feel bad because they are "perfect". I like him because he's just like the guy next door.

  • he fiddles with kids

  • LOL !!

    i knoww

    his like 40 years old

    messin with girls in there 20's

  • wtf hes a molesterer he should be put in the gaschaber

  • what the...? scary :(

  • he's gay bastart

  • hahahahaha. i loved the ending. the devil bit was the best!

  • shit, completely destroyed the ted mulry gang's song.

  • Wanna hot cup of hoffee? Love it!

  • he should be put in prison for this haha

  • Hilarious!! I thought this was serious at first

  • "When I go swimming I dont get wet... The water gets David!"

  • cuppa hoffy n e one?

  • SZMATA

  • Truely awful, but truely brilliant. What tripe!

  • Those wer'e a few minute's i'll never... get back fuck david sucks.

  • He's better than you, rollclubhit.

  • has anyone noticed that he talks about it starting to rain .. but he is driving an open top .. whole lotta good that will do!

  • so retarded its funny especially at the end

  • never hassel tha Hoff !

  • just when the Hoff could not get any worse this is just pure cheese and comedy at the same time and the only reason why he wants to be known as the hoff is cuz e cant be doing with the hassel no more

  • yes. I know you're gay.

    Hilarious. xD

  • Such a perverted and shit song

  • love it hahahahahaha!!!

  • trulya very funny song :)

  • Awful! The same sentiment but a better tune is My Automobile by Parliament (no video though, just audio).

  • Did They Say I Know Your Gay Or Game

  • game

  • Stary kretyn!

  • best song eva hes ma hero xx

  • Truly A Musical Legend

  • Ted Mulry we're sorry he's ruined your classic

  • oh shes got me

  • David Hasselhoff kerb crawling...Why doesnt that surprise me.

  • I would be scared if i were them :S

  • He's getting arrested for that jail bait right there. And he criticizes people for singing? lol

  • lmao!

  • Lol xD

  • omg, he dances like my dad

    :'|

  • No thank u sir

  • JUMP IN MY CAR =)

  • whats the matter with the hoffs eye at 0:55

  • Oh he wants to eat kebab orite..... But he should eat kebabs of his own age.

  • Hahaha, dirty old man trying 2 lure school girls into his car.... LMAO!!

  • i agree! lmao.

  • he wants to take them home to eat kebab off the floor while drunk

  • i thought they said i know ur gay...but it says i know ur game hahahahaq

  • I would jump ;)

  • HERO!!!

  • i fucking love this song hahahaha its awesome! haha :D

  • what a twat

  • ick

  • i just crapped myself laughing.

    ew

  • this twats on my hit list i swear

  • such a cheesey song... but u gotta love it

  • talentless twat and he doesnt even realise...ha!

  • I second TimatorA's statement... Lol

  • aahh the hoff

    i want a cup of hoffee

    or a hoffee apple lool

  • THIS IS FUCKING RULES 666

  • His voice is like angels singing. "get ot of mah cahr"

  • the hoff is the sex ppls

  • its so bad ... its great!

  • i knw :L

  • :O theres onli one side of the hoff and thats sexy! have u not seen his hair ffs

  • I dnt this,, it shows the hoffs darker side :O

  • elvis never died, he just recreated himself into the hoff...........

  • replay 0:39 over and over

    LOL

  • Ted Mulry does this so much better

  • almost rapey

  • Lol dont Hassel the Hoff or he'll make you get out of the car. What a legend and no i am not German.

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  • omg^^

  • rapist much....

  • Hahaha this is the peado anthem.

  • haha there just having a conversation

  • i think david is quite funny in this song

  • he is a bum!

  • hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahah­ahahahahahahahahahaha i met him =] woop

  • so gay!

  • whicked song

  • 2:14 lmfao.

  • *game

  • she's like i'm younger than your daughter

  • lmao everyone says dont hassel the hoff, oh well, i mean hes on americas got talent, but he so doesnt, he is last person to be judging good singing, lmao but gotta love the song

  • i don't getit you say he doesn't have talent but yet you say go to love the song if he doesn't have talent why would you like the song? and if he doesn't have talent why would he have 40 gold and platiumn record worldwide?

  • so sounds like she says "i know you're gay" rather than "i know your game" =]

  • This is the official song of pedophiles.

  • HAHA omg thart is so true

  • 2:49 probably took him like 50 takes to try and get his leg that high XD !

  • The hoff is a ledgend

  • awesome song, haselhoff rules!!!!!

  • nobody beats the hoff! he sure is one of the good old boys! i'd really like to have a few beers with him! he certainly is a real good lad - not the worst lookin one either!

  • i stumbled across this accidently as i was looking for the original and omg there are just no words to describe how embaressingly painful that is too watch LMAO hilarious. What's with the freaky devil's horns lol that guy is nightmare material

  • LOL i just had the exact same experience xDDD ted murley forever! i gotta hand it to old dave i have'nt laughed like this for a while

  • hes soo much older than the girls lmao

    green screen much?? ahahahahaha

  • GOOD JOB CAPTAIN OBVIOUS!

  • one of the funniest songs ever. GET OUT OF MY CAR

  • YES YES YES ACE!!!

  • We love you Hoff!!!

  • i reli reli LOVE THIS SONG! lol itz so funny =P x

  • correction this ong is hilarious

  • TACH AUCH!

    Ach ja, unser David bzw. Michael. Am besten behalten wir im so in Erinnerung und hoffen, daß es wieder bergauf mit ihm geht ;).

    ÜBRIGENS:

    Das ist nicht der original K.I.T.T. Warum??

    Das hier ist ein Rechtslenker....

    ANDi

  • nicht schlecht

    gut beobachtet

  • May the Hoff be with you.

  • very nice song, and the car K.I.T.T. *WOW*

  • Best worst song ever =-D

  • legend

  • for some reason i just stop laughin at dis tune!!

  • THE HOFF IS IMMORTAL

  • good song :)

  • Lo! What a fucking joke!

  • middle aged kerb crawler looking for business.

    god bless the hoff.

  • classic :)xx

  • a classic Australian song by Ted Mulry

  • trop biennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn­nnn cette music

  • lol

    "Well we'll soon be on our way"

    Well we'd better start"

    "What for?"

    "Because it's such a long way"

    "Why? Where you live?"

    I love down south, its roughly 84 miles"

  • "Whoa slow down there you must be joking, that's about a 100 too far!"

    "Oh no, I'm not"

    "Well if you're not, there's only one thing to say"

    "and whats that?"

    "GET OUT THE CAR, GET ON YOUR WAY!" "GEEEETT OUTTA MY CAR!"

  • "But you just said that you'd take me home!"

    WELL IT'S JUST TOO FAR!"

    "But there's no way I can get there on my own!!"

    "I COULDN'T CARE LESS!"

    "But maybe I could see you next week."

    "But you look a mess"

    "Look who's talking, you got no right to speak!"

    "GET OUTTA MY CAR!"

  • "You told me that you were a really nice guy"

    "Well I ain't!

    YEEEAAHHH!!!

    GET OUTTA MY CAAAAARRRR!!!"

    *ejects her from the car*

  • :D WIE GEIL

  • hahhahahhaahhahhahahaha

    lmfao

    "oh, i hope she's ok"

    lmfao

  • ????...wow

  • HOLY CRAP!

  • is this his own video?

    xxx

  • i agree with u guys - i mean how pervy can you get! he's like twice their age! shame he cant sing iether but i'll admit the SONG is my guilty pleasure NOT the vid! LOVE YALL

    xxx

  • HILARIOUS

  • this should be an advertisement for child molestation

  • I too was reminded of those stranger-danger psa's from the 70's: the ginger pervert in the blue capri..

    jump in my car, girl..

  • pure party :D

  • hes kinda old for those gurls lol! great video tho!