Daniel Tosh on Dave and Jimmy

[SXLePiC]

Daniel Tosh gives less of a fuck than honey badger

[lschat2]

Bahahah "I don't know if you know this bit of American History, but uh.. we're undefeated on the road.I think we should let our troops wear the white jerseys for a while."

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[VitaminG]

Duh he's using the same jokes...he is Promoting his special.....

 Douches

Tosh3

[halstonl]

yo

[Litterboxer529]

 I noticed that he used a lot of those jokes for "Happy Thoughts"

[cbr0oks]

@Litterboxer529 he's a comedian, that's what they do. they develop their bits. when they do tours, they do roughly the exact same set.

[Litterboxer529]

@cbr0oks Well, that's not a negative thing at all.

[cbr0oks]

@Litterboxer529 nope, its not. it's a career.

[Litterboxer529]

@cbr0oks True.

[NewDubstepNow]

@Litterboxer529 He's giving them examples of his shows

[Litterboxer529]

@NewDubstepNow Uh... this was made in 2006, Happy Thoughts was in 2011.

[MrWhitechocolate2011]

hes doing the same jokes that he did on one of his stand up acts i can't remember what its called

[youngmoneyofficial1]

@MrWhitechocolate2011 completly serious

[InWitheNew]

"I think its about time for another good civil war"

"Why?"

"I just think Nascar fans need to be put in their place."

[packeropie]

"ya, I am on myspace, so it's cool." oh how the times have changed

[lilpha2002]

He is SO funny to me!!

[Lifeisaparty13]

My Favorite comedian on my favorite radio show!

[XxDayDay12xX]

YEAH LETS BRING THE TROOPS HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[RamTerritory]

I like that Daniel Tosh isn't afraid to pick on any race or group. Not like a pussy that tries to suck up to other races in fear of being considered racist.

[Minute27]

@RamTerritory some people have morals

[CroswhiteK]

+1 for NASCAR fans getting put in their place.

[TechnoFreak21344]

:O BITCHES HES FROM FLORIDA! CHEERS AND SCREAMS*

[beccaslessor]

i cant believe hes over 35 ! he looks 25...

[liltunechi4eva]

@beccaslessor he's over 35? holy shit

[StrainingDingelberry]

I hate it when they re tell jokes

[danglesnipecelly13]

Yea he's said this before lol but all comedians do that. Tosh is still fucking funny

[STable9]

Hes not that fucking funny... !!!

[jeffhardylover1992]

i love daniel.he's hilarious and he's hot.that's totally my type

[TaigaToraDora]

WOOO Florida !! <33

[MunchingOnPussy]

lol he uses his joke alot..

[gearsofwar2pwnfest]

@MunchingOnPussy what joke

[serancride1]

stopped watching at 0:40 because the dj's laughs "effin" suck

[kz1000ps]

@serancride1 too bad, because the djs' laughter becomes genuine around 1:00 in.... thats when the jokes get good and vicious

[senorjiveturkee]

"I'm not fat I'm pregnant"

'Whatever it's gross"

[bakanbi]

I'm a comedian too and most of us are socially challenged. Many people find that hard to believe but it's the truth.

[rectangle12341]

@bakanbi honesty is dangerous.

[ProudNoobz]

Funniest shit ever

[plopppytheman]

at 2:19 he sneaks the word "cunt" in there

[stino22]

@plopppytheman It was just country with a stutter.

[vandendriessched]

@plopppytheman He was trying to say country but it slipped out

[dbaumgartel]

Sarah Silverman

[rangiwoods]

Heard that heaven rant before

[yungyacht]

@rangiwoods all comedians reuse jokes.

[rangiwoods]

@yungyacht True True. Good thing about this bloke is it is darn funny the 2nd, 3rd, and 4th time

[schizo995]

I just wish his show wasnt so gay. Like i know hes not gay, and I know he can be a really funny dude. He could have the next Chapelles show, but instead he makes me turn it off alot of the time wit his gay-antics

[ronnysizematters]

@schizo995

Just because he turned down your offer to deepthroat him doesn't mean he's not gay.

It just means he has standards.

[TorontoSportsNetwork]

@schizo995 lol you're gay

[mrzachattackf]

These retards need to hold it together I would not listen to this station the whole show must be them laughing at each other

[GJ3200]

thats so lame that he's doing his standup on radio

[jonathondio1234]

Did i just see a Canadian Tim Horton's cup in there. Tosh in Canada Fuck yea lol

[undersiege13]

@jonathondio1234

In Ohio, Timmies has locations in some states in the US also.

[OhioStateGrad10]

Haha, they are talking about myspace. You know it's old when myspace was "the thing"

[EmmettSilentNuke]

@OhioStateGrad10 agreed XD

[brauliog20]

Ohio State all day!

[miracleworker12744]

@ericbies Yes, but this isn't a show, this is an interview. When they ask him questions he's suposed to be answering them, not saying comedy bits from his show. But he probably was just trying to make them laugh. Though this isn't the only interview in which he says stuff from off his show.

[dunn5050]

@miracleworker12744 he was promoting his comedy, you tune in on a radio station and u laugh ur ass off at a guy and you think, damn who was that he was funny, and now i watch tosh.0 every week

[Raidelle]

he has a preceding hair line...

[Musketman007]

undefeated  on the road? Vietnam? ;0

[FrankDaTank1218]

@Musketman007 1.1 million VC/NVA (bad guys) dead, only 47,000 US dead, then hippies made us pull out, I'd say it was a winning war postponed by politics, not a loss.

[dunn5050]

@FrankDaTank1218 damn strait, ive been saying that for years, people telling me "oh we tied in vietnam"... bullshit, we raped the viet cong

[ronnysizematters]

@dunn5050

That's correct, you and Frank are rapists.

[miracleworker12744]

Whenever he's in interview he always says stuff line for line from his show. At least the first part and the last part. I don't know why he does that, it makes him seem fake.

[lpandjayz1]

@miracleworker12744 r u saying hes not funny???? cause i almost peed and i live in columbus i hear the morning zoo.... comics always go on there and tell jokes

[miracleworker12744]

@lpandjayz1 No! He's hilarious. I watch Tosh.0 at least everyday. I'm just saying that when he has interviews he needs to be answering the questions they're asking, not trying to be a comedian. We see that side of him all the time. When he does things like shown on this video, it makes him seem into himself. But, whatever. :)

[OpticalFunkllusions]

@miracleworker12744 doesnt Tosh suffer from social anxiety? i could totally see why he'd use comedy as a sort of crutch

you rock Daniel

[TheMuffinParty]

@miracleworker12744 this is 2006 befor tosh.o

[mitchliiv]

fuck ohio states

[dangmama820]

Must feel good to make people crack up like this. These guys r like giggling girls. They're completely smitten with Tosh.

[Assaultpredator]

@ABreathlessOblivion

I loved every comedian you named, well almost ;)

good taste. David Cross too!!!!!!!!!

[koolkiller123456789]

thata boy dave and jimmy

[slayerdiciple666]

Woohoo OSU!

[tylersantiago]

1 more lap; 60x's the speed LMAO!

[THEJERSEYMOB]

epic funny ass hell

[TheBrandonmull]

first! eat it tosh!

[4thaMaCSnd0nS]

how is he gay? seriously

[thebigk55]

hey i like dane cook daniel tosh nick swardson jim carrey and fucking bill cosby..... suck my dick

[ICU209]

dainel tosh is gay but his cool

[crossface7]

@ICU209 no hes not he has a gf

[ICU209]

dainel tosh is gay

[s23god]

@ABreathlessOblivion

Dane Cook is hilarious

[TonyDanza4Lyfe]

These are all from his special completely serious

[himminy]

HILARIOUS! i have never witnessed ANYONE who can even compare to tosh. not necessarily saying he's the greatest ever but he's original and god damn funny.

[LowCostVideo]

Tosh is very funny, but they are laughing WAY TOO MUCH. They are over-laughing. I think I just made up that word.

[wccrispy]

"It's 89,000 to 14; the game's boring but the commercials are awesome!"

[MiloDaemon]

Wow it's really the exact same words as in his show. Little meh.

[swizzlebottoms]

he's wearing an ohio state shirt yahoooo!!!!

[bmclol]

daniel's so sexy:D lol

[cowboyzfan713]

@bmclol Why do women always fall for gay guys?

[bmclol]

@cowboyzfan713 daniel's not even gay! noot even

[kirstiShae]

He did a lot of these jokes on his special. I can't wait for another season of Tosh.0...maybe I will see if I can get tickets to the tour.

[maydecember513]

"My girlfriend gets so jealous when I cheat on her"

and i say hey maybe if you had a better body I wouldnt have to cheat on you!

get on your treadmill because im not going to stick around with backfat!

[DIRTDIGGLER28]

What does he keep playing with?

[kirstiShae]

@DIRTDIGGLER28 I am pretty sure it is a pen.

[twistedhalo614]

Thats my favorite radio station! and i love how daniels wearing an OHIO state shirt!

[TheFunnyMan9113]

I saw "Daniel Tosh on Dave and Jimmy" clicked on it, and was very dissapointed that it didn't turn out the way i wanted it. 8(

[WakingDeadandSleepin]

He's really good at delivering these jokes.

[sauceykat]

I love Daniel Tosh but in every interview and appearance, he just repeats the same pre-written jokes over and over and over again, and he isn't that great with the off-the-cuff stuff (for the most part), but I still think he's hilarious.

[hada0602]

@ABreathlessOblivion Haha yeah Dane does alot of spastic actions, but I think he is an amazing story teller. And lucky for you, you get both an angry man and an idiot shtick with Louis C.K....can we agree just about all female comedians fucking suck?

[hada0602]

@ABreathlessOblivion Love Dane, love Tosh, love Regan. Louis C.K. needs swear words to pass as funny. People swear to make their bad stories seem better and more intense.

[Kooly1]

I'm not fat I'm pregnant, whatever it's gross lol

[ScArs177]

THats not him

[KolYma89]

wow the douche laughing is so fucking annoying

[amixer24]

if there was one guy id fuck...it would definitely be daniel tosh

[lalalauren409]

woah this video is old but sooo funny!

[djwillbryan]

Daniel Tosh is seriously funny! I look forward to seeing him when he heads back to Florida.

[ThaboSefolosha22]

@KiLLaKRaBZ this clip is from 2006 and completely serious was in 2007..... So you're completely wrong

[kz1000ps]

@ThaboSefolosha22 Negative.... this was filmed in October 2006 but released in 2007. The end credits and dvd case also say copyright 2006.

[kz1000ps]

@ThaboSefolosha22 Negative.... Tosh's myspace says October 21, 2006--it's just the dvd was released in 2007. The end credits and dvd case also say copyright 2006.

[Hawkeyes907]

why hat and gloves

[votumseparatum1]

Good jokes but the other idiots are laughing too loud.

[shawnshogan77]

Killa, thats his style, not being enthusiastic is funny, Daniel and Nick Swordsen are the funniest fuckers we have today, I just wish they had George Carlin's work ethic so there was more to watch and laugh at!

[DIVENTNA]

Wow he killed

[Masterphonic]

God, I hate radio.

[KiLLaKRaBz]

Tosh is an incredible comedian but part of being a comedian is delivery. He seems to have lost his enthusiasm. Go look up his special "completely serious" it's an hour long and it's where all these jokes are from. He just lost his hyper and happy go lucky attitude, probably to drugs. The TV show Tosh.0 is barely even half as good as his original stand up.

[devinBF21]

@KiLLaKRaBz in completely serious he had alot bigger of an audience. now hes in a studio, the atmosphere is different.

[KiLLaKRaBz]

@devinBF21 If a person really had that much enthusiasm then their personality wouldn't change. A wiseass is and will always be a wiseass wherever they go. A douchebag is and will always be a douchebag wherever they go. I think two examples is enough.

[Kooly1]

"It's 89,000 to 14, we're killing em" - LMFAO

[wimahunga]

2:23 he says cunt..... kind of

[northernflicker]

Fake D.J. laughs suck....

[Fabiolean]

Tosh is fucking slaying these guys, hahaha wow

[2biodude2]

does daniel tosh have a sinus problem or does he just he just have a cold? and why the hell are all the people wearing black gloves?

[ledzeppelin7337]

24 people missed the like button

[popoufo]

Funnest guy on the planet ( him and Nick Swardson). I have to say though, most of everything he is saying is just from his "Completely Serious" standup.

[sonnybrown]

omfg, i'm dying here. I haven't laughed this hard in years

[cremington11]

i hate fake dj laughs

[JBope22]

@cremington11 hate you



[izaya1992]

@cremington11 we hate u 2

[pinworms70]

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[foodiedave]

i have to agree with those who say Dane Cook is a douchebag...totally self-absorbed and unfunny....Tosh rules....and is that the Miz sitting on Tosh's right laughin into his fist?

[ledzeppelin7337]

all hail tosh

[DFSTSk8er]

this was on his completly serious stand uo thing haha

[LilC2012]

funnest guy of my generation

[ilikepieinmyshoe]

f yeah this is heaven!

[33Barker]

@ABreathlessOblivion

Douchebag is his style.  It is an unlikeable style but it is still his style.

[NetworkSkyler]

lyricstorm13 likes cock in and around his mouth

[JoshRom]

He's relatively genius

[lyricstorm13]

2:32 dont be hatin on the nascar fans man! lol

[sumterman]

this one is so good

[mitchell9312]

lmao i listin to this station all the time hahahahahahahah

[einheit02]

oh jesus; I love tosh. I laughed. I cried. I lit a couple of babies on fire in a parade to honor his egomaniacal, arrogant, egotistical, white, upper middle class, techno-savy, jackass comedy, Thank you, Daniel Tosh. Thank you yet again for your niche. I'm glad your nephew has a trust fund, even though I'm jealous and I'd murder him for it. Thank you.

[gpond7]

word, way to give tespect to the b+t show

[volibolgirl1]

I agree with that president bush theory completely!! that was great :D

[kstem19]

its 89000 to 14, were killing them, the commercials are great though

[projectodemayhem]

I love his stand up, but i hate it when comedians do radio or tv interviews all it is is the host seting them up for jokes in their stand up.

[noodlez4me]

lol yea

[K2PLuCkYsHoT]

Sounds like Bob and Tom...

[soccerseth7]

What's with the gloves?? Can this station not afford central heating?

[mbd009]

Holy shit iv pissed my pants

[plan0gram]

... titus ... really ... wow... you are the reason they invented condoms

[Eno22921]

but daniel tosh is the best

[tomrox2003]

Well yes, Breathless; Dane Cook IS a douchebag. Too bad that, just like douches, every girl's buying him. Some guys, too.

[freshPrincess626]

shit, parades are fun! :D

[Hotchili314]

GO BLUE!!!

[CRAZYDUTCHBASTARDS]

OHIO STATE!

[phob619]

SUCKS!!1!

[Eno22921]

fuck you daniel tosh is the shit

[sj289]

its old because its from 2006...if you just pay attention to the video before posting that'd be super

[bostonkid9096]

Wasnt talkin about the video. I'm saying right now as in 2009 he doesn't have any new material and I wish there was new material. quit being pricks

[xxplayguitarxx]

i agree bostonkid9096....old material..Sir Tosh is the best but.....Give us something new!!!!!!!!

[bostonkid9096]

Most of this material is from his "Completely Serious" DVD. I love daniel tosh but his material is sorta old by now, I would love to hear some new material.

[skylinedesigns]

Look at the date smart guy, this is before "Completely Serious" came out.

[Tonyklick]

Well, "smart guy", that still means that he's using old jokes

[skylinedesigns]

Uhhh, not when he said it's FROM his DVD, unless of course Daniel Tosh has discovered time travel.