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  • I enlisted in the Marines back in '94. I have scoliosis but the MEPS center gave me a waiver because the degree of curvature wasn't quite enough to disqualify me, but told me I would be examined regularly.

    Six weeks into Basic, they told me that the curvature had increased slightly due to the stress of heavy packs, so they gave me the boot. Still, I am impressed I made it as far as I did. I like to think that if my back hadn't betrayed me, I would have made it.

    Oh well, I did more than most.

  • BRITISH ROYAL MARINES TRAINED THE US MARINES

  • This is a pretty awesome advertisement, and I don't even mind the sound of a whip being Cracked throughout the whole video.

  • @HoundofHircine I see what you did there.

  • Hey look, everyone. Life is like an action movie. Join the Marines!

  • sounds like someone's getting smacked in the background

  • Did they forget the part where your face randomly explodes when walking down the street?

  • That actually makes me want to be a marine

  • They didn't show the part where they all get a free coffin with no shipping costs.

  • what is that horrible clack in the background. Not a compelling advertisement at all.

  • I wish my country had commercials like this. Wait I forgot we still need an army

  • @badfoody same here

  • @999newaccount You're a prick.

  • @AndreaEatsRainbows Frankly, good.

  • @999newaccount

    My cousin served in Afghanistan. If you don't like the war, that's OK, but please show some respect. These people go through a lot.

  • @aBBYJification So do the random people they shoot. I have no sympathy. If you join the US army in this age, I actually HOPE you get fucked up.

  • Join today and get a free foot in the hole from a rage filled drill instructor.

  • Next step in Marine advertising; FTP MMORPG.

  • @LikaLaruku The Army did that already.

  • Cracked

  • This commercial inspires me more than a flimsy metaphor.

  • what the fuck is that sound in the background? a staple gun?

  • Lol was brought here by cracked and i feel that all army or marine adds should be like this and show exactly what you will be doing and that is getting your ass kicked every day by the gruesome tasks ahead and make you as hard as steel and ready for anything but most people out there are in no way near the level as any of these men in the commercial so yea it will take alot of work and i do believe that the army is easier to join so whatever just be prepared for hell XD

  • Sodomy not mandatory, but encouraged. Hoorah!

  • Calling? Calling to what? To engage in foreign wars and kill civilians?

  • @Ceth it is sad i know but what are we to do? What i mean is that we are an insane melting pot of crazy people and as Americans it is our duty to fight where ever we goddamn please and we will not be satisfied untill the entire earth is called America XD

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  • Yeah, I tried this stuff out. In a quarter century of dumb things I have done, joining the military was just about the dumbest. Everyone who gets in has what it takes, they don't give you a choice in the matter. It takes an inhuman level of incompetence or simple stupid luck to fail. That said, if you're in, thank you for serving so the people I care about don't have to.

  • As a former Marine (2003-07) all I can say is MCMAP is bullshit.

  • I tried out for the Royal Marines, but they wouldn't let me in because I was too hard.

    Just messing, I'd shit myself if in the recruitment office for the US or Royal Marines.

  • The guy at 0:06 reminds me of me.

  • This is the commercial that dragged me in, i am part of that few, the proud

  • im not even a us .citizen and im gonna make it my duty to join the marines

  • @gearsofwar404 how are you going to do that?

  • OOPRAH

  • If this doesn't being out the warrior in you, nothing will.

  • can someone give me a website to do the asvab test ?

    and is a 56% a good score ?

  • Oorah

  • OORAH

  • Anyone know the song?

  • is there any way to join to become a grunt without having to take the asvab.

    i suck at test and all i want to do is be a grunt not an officer not go back to school.

    i really dont see why you have to take a " are you smart enough to join" test?

    Id rather go into the MARINES been wanting to since i was a kid

    now its just bullshit cause i just want to be a grunt.

    Any ideas people?

    email me at tcdragon51@aol.com

  • @tcdragon5169

    I'm pretty sure it's required that you pass the ASVAB in order to enlist in the USMC. It's not hard, just some basic English and Math. You also will need at least a high school diploma or GED to join nowadays.

  • @MrCatwaffles You need to score at least a 50 of the AFQT portion of the ASVAB, the rest fo the test is placement. However the Marines no longer take people with GEDs, you must graduate high school, or show that you are on your way and will graduate with a diploma.

  • @MarineSFrecruit

    Actually the USMC does take people with GED's. I should know since i have one and am in enlistment. If you have at least 15 college credits it puts you on the same level as someone with an HSD.

  • @tcdragon5169 no. tobecome a marine u have to take the asvab. to become a grunt tho u dont need a high score on it. but if u were becoming a sniper then u would. im gunna be join the usmc in 4years thiers some really goood info on thier website that will help u. marines.com

  • @DaReggaeMAN77 who cares what ARMY stands for ... the Army's 1st Cavalry Division save the lifes of the Marines from the 13th MEU during the battles of Falluja and Najaf from total destruction and you disrespect them like that ... please quit playing x-box or ps3 and start reading , learn about army's history , the army has endured more destruction and has kicked more ass than all other military branches combined ,,,the USMC is a great fighting force but yall marines fanatics are dumb ...

  • Drop whatever the hell your doing right now and join the Marines!

  • @nubbie1944 lol, what if i were holding a baby? 

  • @LegoWorldCrisis drop that shit.

  • @Bravestemuz

    haha.

  • Army commercials need to be more like this. Army likes to show commercials with a bunch of fat ass pogs and females from Relaxin Jackson. I am an Army airborne sapper, a fucking killing machine and i will be portrayed as so. Yall need to quit this army and marine shit talking bullshit. Haji dont fucking care what color uniform you wear, we are both in the ass kicking business. Semper fucking Fi marines, see you down range.

  • @XxPiMPiNPiNoYxX hooah mann !!!!!

  • @XxPiMPiNPiNoYxX OORAH & HOOAH TO YOU SIR!! THE WHOLE US MILITARY IS AN ASS KICKING FORCE

  • no join the army people

  • the few. the proud. the marines

    join the marines

  • why does everyone who watches a military commericial online has the needs to write about there future plans of joining?

  • @Diabolical05 It's a USMC commercial used for recruiting purposes, what is wrong with people writing about there future plans for the Marine Corps?

  • @Diabolical05 Because Military recruitment likes to show a glorified version of war and stupid little children fall for it and think there will be glory in war but in reality they will be in some fucked up shit and will want to go home in the first day. They need to make commercials more realistic so people who can actually stomach it will join and now only the serious people will join...

  • @Diabolical05 why do you care? they are expressing themselves. can't wait for my transfer to go through, stoked for boot-camp....again.

  • I'm planning on going to a college in Florida and join it's NROTC program to be a pilot in the Marines. My father only served for 4 years, but I am proud to have him as my dad. Everyday brings me closer to entering my life, graduating as a citizen, and then graduating.... as a Marine. I know right now I am far from being a Marine, But I'm gonna be one of the most motivated Damned recruits the Marines have ever seen! Thank you to all who serve and have served. We cannot thank you enough

  • Damn, Im gonna miss the Marine Corp. Best of luck TO All Future Marines.

  • I am 17 now, currently a Junior in High School, I want to enlist after High School, but I have gotten in countless arguments with my father, and he does not really support my decision, but I still am planning on going... I can't wait to go! Oorah! to all the U.S. Marines on active duty and retired... and A THANK YOU to all our Men and Women in Uniform. Thank you all for defending Freedom, one day soon it will be my responsibility.

  • @duffmann3 it don't matter if you father agrees with your decision.... you have to kill your parents to join anyway. lol J/K. I don't know if you have ever heard that rumor. I'm a Marine and i went threw the same thing. You just know that they are protecting you and they are scared.... Thanks for your support and good luck on any of your decisions...

  • @saxaphoneplayer115 just a btws navy own the marines the marines come from the navy idiot if u go to the naval academy two years in they will ask u if u want to go to the marines or navy.....not trash talking the marines cause the marines r bad ass but get ur FACS straight before u say the marines kick the navy when theycome from the same branch

  • @usns92595 the marines r harder than the marines is what i mean...fighting on land sea and air and the navy is only the water...so in my opinion the marines are more stronger and harder on you.

  • @The4ization Do us all a favor and take your M16A4 rifle, stick it in your mouth and pull the trigger. We need less morons in this world.

  • @The4ization Who gives a fuck? Really? We all bleed the same fucking way. I was in the Marines, did two tours of combat, traveled the world, lost brothers in the war, and served along side with every branch in the military. What the fuck have you done with your pathetic life? Huh?

  • @The4ization We don't need Marines? Are you stupid? Must be... If it weren't for Marines, this would not be the USA. Marines are best at what they do. They have the toughest training, can go anywhere in the world within a couple of hours, and will kick your ass any day for talking shit. Marines are a bunch of crazy motherfuckers who will kill you at a drop of a dime. I suggest for you the shut your mouth and stop hating.

  • Becoming a Marine was the best decision I made.

  • Damn, I was born in the wrong country.

  • @The4ization Douchebag, Just because you can't make anything of yourself-or just have a really big stick up your ass-Don't trash talk the men and women that die so Asses like yourself can sit around and do a whole lotta nothing .

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  • That guys voice at the end is so inspiring.. give me goosebumps on my face.

  • @The4ization

    Please don't talk about Marines because you don't know anything about them, as far as I know Marines have more pride and heart then you.

    By the way, are you an American really?

  • @The4ization

    alright, heres what i have a problem with, your downtalking some of americas finest soldiers, if you do not like our standards, protocall, or what have you, please do not downtalk us, i would like to see you go through what we have to go through on a daily basis. thanks

  • were??????????

    

  • the few the many the fucking badasses

  • @sirbizzyd2 well compared to the other branches we are the few, the army, navy, and airforce all have anywhere between 300,000 and 500,000 members

    PFC Adams, USMC

  • Ha No I Am Master Gunny Perez And I Do Bash The Others Cuz If Your So Pro United States Marine Corps Like I Am Then You Would Bash The Aint Really Marines Yet Either Kid

  • @Deathdealers13 the marines are called grunts because that is the noise that they make at night when sarge beds them down , " iff ya knoww wha i mean." grunt grunt

  • @kumaninakuma ur idiotic 

  • @kumaninakuma Your So Dumb Were Called Lethernecks Devil Dogs

  • @Deathdealers13 were we are ore

  • @kumaninakuma What Does That Mean

  • Fixing The Armys Mistakes Since 1775

  • @Deathdealers13 Their is no need to bash another military branch. Both have soldiers who die, both have been to war and we wouldnt be who were if it wasnt for all branches. Show respect. I bet your not even in the military.

  • I love the USMC but the gun clicks are annoying as hell

  • Last time I checked, 250,000 wasn't "few"

  • I love USMC !!!

  • THANK YOU to ALL active and former Marines for keeping our freedom safe.

    I hope to earn that title and be one of you in 2 years.

    Semper Fi.

  • im definetly going to enlist once i graduate

  • @lote1234567891011 im only 13 and i'm joining the marines once i graduate from highschool. too bad i have only one life to serve my country

  • @skaterjerk9 semperfy bro

  • @lote1234567891011 semper fi brother. hope you best of luck

  • @skaterjerk9 yeah , im allready leader in my rotc class

  • @lote1234567891011 that's awesome. i cannot wait till i go. im trying to build muscle by the time im 16

  • Nothing more bad ass than a United States Marine

  • That was definately Parris Island.. Its been several years since i've been there but i remeber it like it was yesterday. Semper fi!

  • We all got that calling ... then we got there and was like wtf -_- lol Semper Fi Marines! and to all my boys in afaganland FUCKING GET SOME!

  • when i was a kid i wanted to be a marine.

    now i want to be a marine.

    but i want to become a pro soccer player

    so to those who want to be marines

    remember THE FEW!!! THE PROUD!!! THE MARINES!!!

  • I'M ANSWERING THE CALL IN DECEMBER!!!!

  • MCRD SD or PI?

  • @VirkDS

    MCRD baby!!! I been in the DEP for hella long!! Hopefully i can go with no fuckin hangups this time!!

  • Badass commercial!

  • The few, The proud, The guys who will fuck you up when they get there, ooraahh!

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  • my brother is Stationed in New Orleans

  • it is 1776

  • @XxXDeathIsArtXxX Novermber 10th 1775

  • no dip shit america won its independence in 1776. the Marine Corps B-day was Nov 10th 1775

  • @VirkDS 1774 more or less

  • Great add!

  • alex says thhings like that cause we turned him down or he just has no balls dont let it bother you jbdm people mock most what they cannot have. I co 3rd BN 25th marine division for life!!!

  • Semper Fi

  • "Few will earn the title" Yeah that`s totally right. They only throw the most stupid shit into war while the creme de la creme stays behind scheming.

  • @AlexanderHvass Your an ignorant fuck. You have no clue about the corps and what they have done since 1775 to achieve and preserve the society that we are all fortunate to live in. Stop smoking weed and get a life loser.

  • @jbdmb

    1776 dumb ass.... that is like the first thing they drill into your head at boot camp.

  • @Atriedis sorry chief but it is for sure 1775

  • @Atriedis are you stupid. Get off my bus and outta my corp. Its 1775 

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  • I finally go to basic December 6. I really can't wait lol. Anybody else goin to San Diego in december? lol

  • OOHRAH

    PFC Fortunato, USMC

  • can someone please message me the answer to this question. i plan on enlisting and i want to know how the schedule works and how many months if not years would i be in service until i can visit my family?

  • @charlessol1 the time in service depends on your contract and mos but a typical active duty contract is a 4 year active duty and 4 year inactive duty to total your 8 year military obligation. you can expect up to thirty days per year for leave to see family and friends, but they key is up to, not the full thirty days you may get less depending on the needs of the Corps.

  • The Few the Proud.... The Marines!! OORAH!!!

  • 20100524 is my ship date

    42 days from today! I can't wait! i am so glad to have the opportunity to become part of the world's best fighting force!

  • @IsrafelDarkmoon holy shit me too! im going to mcrd san diego.you?

  • @matthew562 Sorry I am not, I am going to MCRDPI, what is your MOS

  • @IsrafelDarkmoon cool.i wanted to go there but i cant cause i live in cali. my mos is gunna be motor vehicle operator.you?

  • @matthew562 coool...my mos is 0651-Information Systems Specialist/Data Network Technician

  • @IsrafelDarkmoon sounds kick ass! good luck bro

  • @matthew562 good luck to you man! stay motivated! stay dedicated! to the Corps..The Marine Corps!!!

  • @IsrafelDarkmoon Oorah!

  • ooh rah

  • Oorah get some! Freedom is not free, If ur not with it then get the fuck out the United States.

  • Mr. Loceklis. Although I may be a soldier, frankly, your comments piss me off so if you don't support our troops, why the

    %^&* do you even bother looking up videos about recruiting and waste everyones time including your own with your retarded comments while people like myself are on the front lines defending your freedom. so in short......@#$% off.

  • hey can you send this to my email thanks

  • I want to be a marine but scared of dying for bush war love from Sierra Leone

  • @MrLoceklis Brainwashing commercials? coming from some liberal pussy obviously who wouldnt have the balls or guts to join the marines, cause obviously the people that have been keeping this country a world power and producing some of the most historical people ever are idiots with no brains? man nerds should have somebody listen to them before they come speak about a subject they know nothing about, fag!

  • @Jarheads4life719 Fuck you redneck!!US is full with gay dudes that is why you like it so much!!Why do I need to go to Iraq or Afghanistan??You go and blow yourself up!Why do you think I am pussy?One is shore I could beat your ass up like those Taliban are beating your horny marines;P

  • @MrLoceklis if u knew ur facts dumbass u would fucking know the the maine part of afghan and taliban culture is that men are for pleasure and women are for baby making, almost of all their population is gay u dumb fuck, and ya i ddint realize those towelheads running around with shitty ak47's were beating us all i remember is blowing up half their country but thats just me maybe im wrong, ooo and making physical threats over the internet mr. tough ass 12 year old lmao ur pathetic junior!

  • love your comment. i give that a plus!

  • @EpicArmyChick2009 yaaaaa good shit right?

  • @Jarheads4life719 From your talk it is clear that your brain has been already damaged.World do not need such bastards like you.I feel shame for rednecks like you who are making problems all over the world.

  • your such a fag mrloceklis, damn, its not showing REDNECKS fagget, its showin it dosnt matter what your backround is or where you from, because ppl from many different backrounds hear they're nations call, your such a fag its not a brainwashing commercial, your such a pussy, lets stap you up nd send to iraq or afghanistan and see how long you last, pussy

  • I seriously do believe this is the best fucking military commercial ever damn right made. It shows the chemical chamber which no one has ever done!!! Shows intensity, and accomplishment.

  • Thank you to all the soldiers who have died for ur freedom I love this commercial Thank you Soldiers we love you. American/ Sierra leonean

  • your welcome, but dont ever call a marine a soldier. we work harder, longer and are stronger than soldiers. soldiers are us army and we are us marines.

  • I heard the calling... but I didn't earn the title. Was injured halfway through training, on the rifle range. Sent home with a medical discharge. But at least I wasn't one of those bitches that quit. I went in there with honor, and I left with honor. Those idiot docs said my nerve damage was "permanent", and that I'd never run again. I proved them wrong last week, when I ran a straight mile...

  • well done bud can u join again?

  • why US army have so ugly uniform?

  • @Scoutrussp7 sorry but Uniform dont matter when your in a war. Our uniform might not be that good looking but whos going to care when your ass is getting handed to you by the Navy SEALs or Marines?

  • I mean not field uniform, but daily and parade clothes.

  • Semper Fi - Always Faithful

  • @sparky253199 ..SEMPER FIDELIS!!! MARINES KICK THE ARMY AND THE NAVY AND THE AIR FORCE! MARINES ALL THE WAY BRO

  • @SaxaphonePlayer115 Dude are you stupid the Marines are part of the Navy, its the department of the Navy Marine Corps

  • @nycwiseguy91 the marines r harder than the marines is what i mean...fighting on land sea and air and the navy is only the water...so in my opinion the marines are more stronger and harder on you.

  • @SaxaphonePlayer115 one learn how to speak English "more stronger" and two I go to Marine Cops basic in July so that makes me "more stronger" then you 

  • @nycwiseguy91 ...retard, just cause ur going in July don't make u a bit stronger, and first of all i never said i was stronger than u, i said the marines are harder on people...also i went to Paris Island recruiting marines base in south carolina where they make marines...In June of 09 i went there and we stayed for about a week or 2 training with real marines and sleeping in their bunks, getting up at 4:30, doing the real obstacle course, and everything else in my young marines so I know

  • Being from england i dont really see other armys adverts that good but this suits my taste just fine ^.^

  • im next in line to be one.

  • this is the best commercial ever!!! it doesnt get much better than this:)

  • can some 1 tell me wat semper fi means

  • Semper Fidelis-Always faithful

    To ones self, his brothers and sisters in arms, and to the corps.

    Semper Fi till the day I Die

    OOHH-FRIGGIN-RRAAA!!!

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  • meand forever faithful or something like that

  • i said it rite

  • great grandpa is army world war 2 vet dad was marine 3 uncles were army other uncle was marine and bro just got back from afghanistan and he's army... i'll be a marine on March 28th... gotta love the service!

  • @Jarheads4life719 yo do i have to be good at math to be in the marines

  • basics like algebra

  • @TheBloodhound93 when will i need to use algebra in the marines. are there math tests or something?