Mr. SOMEBODY

[euana7x]

i'm on a crappy bed i got off a scaghead, not a 'pathetic chair'.

[tytyx5]

Don't pick me with tht huge nose O_O

[SheperdNine]

Commentators who get hundreds of thousands of views live in apartments like kootra but hes not poor

[TheNykademos]

JUST PUT THE LOTION IN THE BASKET AND GIMME MY COPY OF AUTO TRADER LIKE YOU PROMISED

[truelocve]

No hes a jew lol but I like this vid its the truth

[393cj]

mommy why is the gay mime guy whispering

[LoganTicoCR]

u are italian.. did u.. that makes u nosebody

[hotpot91]

yo bro why so scary?

[Ozmantic17]

Gorgeous eyes

[jonahsoulthorn]

i got a jo that pays 259 dollards a day ._.

[youbad1231234]

@jonahsoulthorn So you're a hooker?

[IBeequ]

Fake and gay

[leshiababy]

ur a nobody thats y u made this video to make u feel like a somebody..weird freak

[MissIDKLIFE]

ur face disqualifies u from being a somebody AUTOMATICALLY

[TheImmortalCole15]

hes lyin look at his nose hes pinocheo

[sportsgirl7100]

I am a somebody because I don't talk to a camera in the bathroom.

[donluchitti]

it would be great scary if you started screaming and then had a voice modulator kick in... absolutely frightening. 

[parispatience719]

wtf old people are get way too much free time.

[CAMO4554]

@parispatience719 Seems like you have quite the bit of free time too, pal.

[alexog1012]

Damm that do must be on some hardcore shit. That was wack as fuck

[dkjbt]

that is your real nose? oh and i live in an appartment but an expensive one

[elmasduro1008]

with a Small ass bathroom lmaoooo you FAGG

[gonzo603]

Fucking mudaking

[crowley4hire]

this guy is an actor and a good one he's trying to make a point.

[TheCruzProduction]

mr.forever a creep

[bestiegirl1234]

his house is really 6,754 ft than why is he in a bathroom!

[DrPiranha]

Montagraph, I've just found your videos, but oh my, I know already, that we shall be grand friends, best buds, pallllsss. I find your videos, enlightening, yet also educational. I believe you would very much like my videos. I only have a couple uploaded here, as I prefer Vimeo, but do check them out, I think you will enjoy them you sweet man you. Or, find the full collection at vimeo.com slash my username.

[SuperTheShocker]

dude ? u rich ? damn , i hardly see you in this video .. buy a good cam or camers .. get a life sucker !

[Mdonkin961]

your the nobody cos u havent got the didnt have the brain power to think of a sensible place to video this

[slappyhappyful]

wats up with u u r a freak

[muhdmirza104]

man your creepy

[muhdmirza104]

don't look at his eye's

[kickyouinthenads]

mr. data?

[johnlovesbridge]

Can you do a John Travolta parody with that wig?

[IBkawaii]

Nosey Bunk!

[MrT1000]

You should write a play or something, this is talent.

[Vreborn]

17 people were freaked out

[TheMaddestHatter100]

this would poke my eye out if it was in 3D lol!

[holdupsway]

nice cock of a nose, i want to take a 12 gauge and kill this psycho

[kghsbassboy]

this one would probably creep hannibal lector out if it creeped me of all people out and BIG TIME at that! im kinda hard to phase in most things,pretty hardened too

[actioneffect]

This is done so well. You are fantastic at writing these monologues. That being said, it is downright unsettling. Bravo.

[K1NGKULL]

That reminds me of are government!

[zakharaya]

i dont know why i watch your whole videos :/

[MrJoshie79]

You know why I'm a somebody because I don't put makeup on my face and have a freaken 5 foot long nose.

[Montagraph]

@MrJoshie79 Ahahaha That's funny! Truly.

[ice1515151]

@MrJoshie79 his making fun of jews

[dzflyfree]

@MrJoshie79 im proud of being a nobody, im proud of being an ant a hard worker someone who wants to help but is to busy facilitating the mental imagery associated with success, i am content with unsuccess so that i can no my failure hasnt hurt anybody but me, but you... you are a somebody an indirect attributor to the suffering of the mass the starvation the famine, because you somebodyh chose to facilitate to breed to thrive on the system to leave us nobodys in our place, you are the nobody!

[MarvinOfficiel]

@MrJoshie79 Je ne comprend guerre ce que vous tentez de nous faire savoir.

[therock12382]

@MrJoshie79 you tell em

[SensualPain]

i absolutely love this!!

[TaliWithinTheDaisies]

There's alot of truth in this lol materialistic values! Yaaayyy! (NOT)

[thata82]

freaky!!!

[AnnieBlight]

Keep bragging about your houses Montagraph but if they are on U.S Soil and you forgot to invest in russian property you will be a poor communist in russia beegging for change!

[AnnieBlight]

I am somebody who is going to prove you are communist cointelpro and take you down!

[elenyvon]

You are a very talented actor I do not know what are u doing wasting youre time on youtube.

Go to Holywood man

[breetown123]

Why is Bernie Madoff in this video? I thought I was watching Montagraph?

This is fucking scary.

[supraguy2jzgte]

WOW this guy is spot on with his facts

[MRbombonel]

haha this is hilarious and TRUE :D

[skyferret1]

Aside from that nose, that look in your eyes and the nuances of expression remind me of Garak from DS9.

[hiscibus]

this guy is such a fuckin freak

[rancho68]

you might want to work hard on that latent lisp of yours too...

[xXTurdSandwitchXx]

Hilarious, Montagraph is my favorite actor. Way better than Jack Nicholson.

[benandbella123]

so , what is your job exactly, (:

[sssoDevious]

@benandbella123 make-up artist maybe o_o

[MrNobodyNothing]

GREAT!!!!

;)

[stonevrscx]

i like smoking weed and watching your videos(i subed when i was drinking)

[Uaz31]

This totally explains our modern day society and economic crisis.

[jesusiloveyou2]

ON SPOT FOR EVIL AND WICKED ! THAT IS WHY WE NEED A SAVIOR JESUS! THAT IS HOW UGLY THE HUMAN HEART IS A MAN MUST BE BORN AGAIN BORN OF THE SPIRIT THE HOLY SPIRIT!

[ShivihS]

How the fuck, does this only have 2,820 views. Amazing.

[sordidpeach666]

It's been a very long time since I have watched any of your videos. I'm glad I stumbled back across them.

[Anothercoilgun]

Come on Mr. Somebody, we both know we brought a chair from Office Depot.

[Anothercoilgun]

Mr. Somebody out to get vocal cord surgery! Great job Montagraph. The Nobody has spoken.

[JippersinCornwall]

I had no idea you were still on YT! it took AngryAussie to say your name on blogtv last night to say as much.

It's a shame, back in the day of thehill88, renetto, boh3m3 etc I used to watch you quite a bit.. thought you were mad :).

Great video, glad to still you're still churning them out!

Have to say with he makeup on you look a bit like DClugi!

[AndrewStPaul69]

lmfao..

[ThatOneGuy1029384756]

i don't know why, but this is my favorite character!

[malangsob]

Well take SOME of that 156K and get SOMEBODY to fix that beak.

[theilluminatedeye]

I love this character!!!!!

[tridecca]

This is excellent work! I hope Mr. Somebody continues as one your characters. Thanks.

[Lordpianz]

Nice satire " I will never cheat, i will never steal... but i might tell a white lie" (as you turn your head from left to right showing your nose!) Great msg!!

[CBKillas]

HOLY SHIT. Thank me I never used any hallucinogenics. Talk about permafry.

[qiaodanliu]

i think you are super emo

[SiLlyGoOse4321]

Ok I get the msg of this vid and totally agree with you BUT this is one of the scariest fucking videos out there!!! HAHA ur character reminds me of the doll from Saw!!! OMG!!! the whispering makes it worse!!!

[InternetSpanker]

Mr. Somebody could very well fill the void left by the poisoning of the NWO Soldier.

[chevypimp80]

thank you

[abysss24]

my somebody-ness lol ;))

Great trick with the nose timing, at first I didn't notice that it was so long... but then it just made sense with the context.

[kaubek]

This one remembers me very much on the corrupt showguy in "They Live".

"..let's make some money, you can have a little taste of this kind life too, i know you want it, hell everybody does.."

[crypter27]

I like this snob charactor,it looks like a clown doll or a vantrillaquist dummy but this is how these sell outs think!

[07303z]

I love this! Great job! the character is quite amazing.

[gasnapalm]

liking the symbolism here monty

[kidblood1]

Gave you a little money love buddy

[MMLA200991]

I like this new character you have introduced Monty, good job on the makeup.

[tripnasty420]

Very, Very nice Monty. I hope to see more from this character soon. You really hit the nail on the head of how those yuppie scumbags act. Keep it up.

[Leadman1989]

and then you die and turn to dust...

[realmofoz]

good job monty I could see you playing some very creepy parts in movies.

[bitRAKE]

Enjoyment from toe to head!

[momzilla57]

hmm , kinda looks like Data had his atoms scrambled in the transporter.......lol...love it monty

[YuOnDo]

You are soooo lunatic! I love it!

[DavidTuningLover]

But and if i dont have all of those nice things, but have the love/friends that a somebody would never have in their dreams?

Would that make me more or lesss of what i am?

[duesterheit]

I guess if you are somebody to yourself and your friends then it's not important what a "somebody" thinks. They have a crap like all and they die like all. At least we stonemasons are on the end of the line because nearly you all will come to one of us ;) Well, enough bla bla bla. Intense and very creepy job, Monty. Have a great weekend.

[banjodan99]

Creepy. You should walk around town talking like that and see what happens. "Give me a quarter pounder with cheesssssse. You are a nobody! And a large sssssprite, and a large order of friessssss. Ssssuper sssize it, because I am a somebody!"

[Haarmonics]

Like a mix of Data from Star Trek Next Generation, the Wicked Witch of the West, and Al Bundy from Married With Children. Good point about how the peasants get used for experiments by the rich. It's how they know what medicines to take.

[vimbeor]

Dude, you look like Data with the make-up :-)

[slsmit2]

Yes a somebody.....you lose your internal soul.....you look like the little white lie you speak of....we are masters of eugenics...messing with the nobodies, their pets, food, air, water, medications/vaccines.....we plan in anyway we can to destroy your health, actually we plan depopulation...make you work to the bone while you struggle to make retirement (good luck).....we somebodies in fancy suits are special damm it....

[PatriotReport]

I always wondered what happened to Data...

[basic204]

Hey can you fix the audio I can not hear a thing.

[Montagraph]

@basic204 It's your gear. How you fix it, BUY new gear!

[TanukiTensai]

@Montagraph NO.....you need to fix the audio or speak louder like a human being you degenerate.

[stayingawake20]

You crack me up Monty!

[spulkagent47]

Even the nobodies step on each other. It's everybody for themselves out here.

[davidproper]

I'm such a nobody even *I* don't know who I am. lol

[Rizky06]

Monty on a date..Tells a Lie, Tells the Truth, Tells a Lie, Tells the Truth, Tells a BIG LIE!!!!!!!!

[TheRedPillNews]

@kenny1979 Yep I'm in love with the NWO soldier I know I shouldn't be in love with the enemy..

Sis..

[Ayasdantsi]

Soon the elites will discard of those who consider themselves as "somebodies" who serve them. In the end, it will be the realisation of the self-important ones, that the entire time they were actually "nobodies" in the eyes of the elites - expendable pawns like the rest!

You however, are NOT expendable, Monty!

[Emily0fLGBT]

You kinda remind me of Edward Sissors Hands.

[ghjjfsbf]

Gordon Gekko meets Pinocchio -I like it.

[waterchildtera]

ladies sitting on that face !!!

[devilslice]

Haha! 

[ForcedAgenda]

Are you just happy to see me, or is that a nose on your face? LOL

[TrumanPolly]

You're a fantastic satirist, Monty.

[wingnut4427]

So I take it the long nose is akin to the old saying "Looking down their nose at you" ? lol Damn ! You could get a horse off with that nose ! lol

[meikagirl]

That nose is a something.I think you invented a new weapon Monty.Nice Vid.

[coldarkstare]

wow monty ...over the top bro !

[MrMindfucker]

Bravo!

[Katfellow]

Every nobody is somebody to someone.

[1liger]

One very large mega nobody still here, still standing, still strong!

[gooddog228]

"Hey Mr somebody!

I'd love to see someone rip your somebody nose off of your somebody face and insert it firmly into your nobody ass!'

love ya Monty!

:)

[DefeatTyranny]

Man, I wanna smack "somebody". Good stuff Monty.

[TheRedPillNews]

BOY ! I could love a man with a nose like that .

Sis...

[Montagraph]

@TheRedPillNews Oh I "NOSE" what you mean! ahah

[chevypimp80]

@Montagraph ha

[oterra64]

great character excellent job monty

[KASPLARFO]

Looks like DATA after a 20 year cocaine binge!

[anastasia81472]

What I find the most awesome about your artistic expression, is the fact that you have a regular job. You're just a regular guy in the *real* world. Shows that every average Joe or Jane out there has more inside them than they realize. Doing something creative makes any nobody a somebody.

[Deldrone]

You did an amazing job with the makeup, good job man. Let me ask; did the long nose represent dishonesty and hypocrisy?

[Montagraph]

@Deldrone Yes it did!

[infamousinz]

Nice!!! very satire, i get the resemblance.

[theeastwatch]

I love the set.

-TEW

[visionimagify]

Quentin Tarantino

[ZullGostnu2]

Mr Somebody is now the representative of the psychopaths in America.

[LastReplaySC]

pinocchio meets EGO

[unclewooly]

DATA Got a nose Job....LOL

[bigc028282]

Mr NOBODY for PRESIDENT. Being a somebody, made me a nobody.

[Cinemaguy2007]

Is this guy cool or what? thumbs up

[ChrisnStarry]

LOL we have $30....we are less than nobody! HALELUYAH!!!

[Joeki11a]

MICHAEL??????????

[Montagraph]

@Joeki11a lol, now thats funny!

[skyding8962]

You look like Texas Chainsaw Massacre meet Phantom of the opera meet Office space.

[toothlessfatoveralls]

monty you are the best commedian on youtube-you should send your tapes to jay leno -i would love to see you as a guest commedian on the tonight show-you are that good man-ive always told you that -and if you think im kissing ass for a reason-stick your peter looking nose in melonies crack (your former youtube melon lover)-or let dr smiles let some gas near that nose...lawls...peace...tooth

[kevinal]

LOL!! You look like Lt. Commander Data on an acid trip!

[muaythaiguy6969]

You're awesome Monty :) Thanks for the REAL message.

[pfunk420d]

wow good vid, its sad to know that there are really people like that, and instead of tar and feathering them society worships them...

[Montagraph]

@pfunk420d Yeah, no doubt!

[TheShowmebby]

out did yourself on another one. 

[Montagraph]

@KillaC4Mammie Huh? Whacko? Are you saying that if they took Monty to a Mental Hospital, you wouldn't vouch for me that I am NOT crazy? Well, if that is the case, I am going to finish my bowl of Coo Coo Puffs! :)

[TimeTraveler651]

***** 10 ! Salty.

[sabrinac1]

Reminds me of THX 1138 with the talking to the medicine cabinet.

[marion1739]

Monty you will always be a somebody to me! You are just a GOOD somebody and NOT a bad somebody.

[XKrateX360]

looks a little like the mask from A Clockwork Orange....

[i8topees]

Neat video! "Well" I guess i'd rather be a nobody than a dead body! lol

[TheWatchmen001]

i'm glad i'm nobody monty...

[xWxHxIxTxExYx]

this guy does cocaine

[Montagraph]

@xWxHxIxTxExYx Why, because of the white around my nose? ahahahah

[Montagraph]

@xWxHxIxTxExYx Why, because of the white around my nose?

[MissouriWatchman]

@Montagraph It's not cocaine its those evil powdered donuts. Great job like always.

[Montagraph]

@xWxHxIxTxExYx How would know, cupcake?

[markangeloc]

fortunetly the elites time to rule is coming to an end. The shft occuring as we speak that is waking people up by the bus loads will shift the power to the "nobodies", I have great faith in humanity and thanks to individuals like you Montograph that helps with that awakening. Keep up the good work my friend.

[xxmetioqurexx]

the red eyes made my eyes hurt  >.<

[Xx7Zeithious7xX]

This one freaked de snappers outta me teehee.

[codedbox]

great acting skills!

[TomiBonTomi]

Mr. Nokio, you see it all way too black and white. You may want to polarize your audience but I'll stay in the middle! :)