Clutch - Burning Beard

[ThirdRules]

56 people can't grow a beard.

[InsaneRockStone]

They look like a ''Iudeo''

[LiceeanulZburator]

I love clutch.

If anyone could point me to another band that he or she likes , I would much appreciate it

[metalmania1315]

@LiceeanulZburator i like corrosion of conformity, the sword- they sort of sound simaler to clutch. im a big fan of the black keys also and rage against the machine

[HopePiantini]

EPIC. BEARD.

[HumbleBum76]

Wikipedia;

"American Revolution:

In the United States, "Redcoat" is associated with British soldiers who fought against the colonists during the American Revolution. Abusive nicknames included "bloody backs" (in a reference to both the colour of their coats and the use of flogging as a means of punishment for military offences) and "lobsters" (most notably in Boston around the time of the Boston Massacre).

[HumbleBum76]

I'm from Britain, and am here to clarify a little issue here:

It refers from when Britain controlled America's industry and Ports, and the Americans revolted and booted us out. The British were known to the Americans as Redcoats, because simply of the colour of the uniforms they wore.

The British uniform included pale stone / beige trousers and a RED Coatee.

[Pippy187]

I need a mean ass beard like that...

[crowbs90]

@Pippy187 Ass beards are gross

[goedeck1]

In the 1400,s in Sweden some guy that studied science burned a mans beard with a magnifying glass, and the queen had to save him from being executed by people who thought he was a witch.

[ArchbishopOfCombat18]

@goedeck1 That was the 1500's.

[addav79]

With great beards come great responsibility..

[TheSorrowGear90]

I have no idea what lobster-backs are but they freak me right the fuck out.

[ThroughBloodAndRain]

@TheSorrowGear90 lol I believe it was a term meant to describe the red-clad British soldiers during a war, I forget which one O.o Wow, I'm a bad U.S. citizen XD

[TheSorrowGear90]

@ThroughBloodAndRain Never thought of that...I knew they had red uniforms but honestly the first thought I had was the lobstrocities from Stephen King's Dark Tower Series

[kesseliAnA]

Boring like ''Electric Worry'' :(

[fishstickbutter]

how does half a song have 353,067 views? fix it

[tomahawkbungle]

i grew a beard during this..one minute i was clean shaven,when the end of the song came around i had a big faceful of hair.

[RIPdixiecarter]

I instantly grew a beard after watching this.

[CenyddRos]

wtf, half the song! suck!

[GrappleX7]

Clutch fucking rules.



[tritondriver1]

Brotha is preaching ! And let the choir sang and pass the money plate ! This Rocks so fringin hard !

[NEOPEAKOIL]

I never said SOUNDS LIKE which clearly demonstrates most peoples inability to THINK CRITICALLY...

"The damn thing won't read!" :D

Buncha Seperatists is what most of you have been TRAINED/INDOCTRINATED to be...

[rick3472]

@NEOPEAKOIL dude i cant think critically cuz im high

[NEOPEAKOIL]

@rick3472 Cease and Desist associating mindless zombiedom with Drugs as that is nothing more then Propaganda = See -> Bill Hicks + Drugs :D

and now I will name my favorite bands just because I have no more to say to these closed minded fools!!! :)

RAGE, TOOL, CLUTCH, AIP, AIC, NIN, ACDC, LED Z, FLOYD, JOHN LENNON, DOORS, SKYNARD AND YOUNG! :) JOE WALSH, MONSTER MAGNET, SOUNDGARDEN, SON HOUSE, STEVIE RAY VAUGHN, JIMI HENDRIX, RUSH, BLIND MELON and on and on...

all share something wonderful

[illuminati121legacy]

I just discovered this. Neil Fallon is incarnation of Jesus but without all that shit about religion.

[Govanmauler]

Im so ashamed just discovered these dude , by fuck they rock the fuck out

[NEOPEAKOIL]

Look at all the comments you mark as spam or remove completely.

CENSORSHIP is alive and well.

Odd as most if not all of these artists are ANTI CENSORSHIP.

Get the IRONY?

Infinite laughter.

Clutch is like RATM indeed as thats two of the dozen or so bands which I allow to invade my mindspace.

Far out huh dudes?

Too much for small mind to ingest at one sitting.

that old ship of ZION is takin way way out, out into outer space! YEAH YEAH

Dont even know what the crap means do ya?

[perry244]

@NEOPEAKOIL they sound nothin like ratm.... there compleatly diff. and clutchs songs arnt against gov.as much as ratm

[minderoded]

@NEOPEAKOIL if i were you, id let a bullet invade my "mind space"

[Orayn]

Religion + Mythology + Conspiracy Theories + Sci-Fi + General Badassery = Clutch Lyrics

[NEOPEAKOIL]

@Orayn I agree completely.

[kickit301]

if this was church, i would go

[specsa13]

robots and rock music seem to be together alot..

[raifispundo]

real men post and watch movies at 240p!!

[MrJohndeere93]

The awesomeness of his beard makes me want to grow mine out and maybe be as great as him one day

[Britewhiteram]

Best beard in Rock today, oh and the band is pretty good too

[gbmpjm]

It's like black sabbath and tool had a baby. A bad ass baby.



[MrSonofagun45]

I dont see how 46 people aren't feeling this.

[NEOPEAKOIL]

who said clutch sounds like ratm?

are they on the same level or something to that Effect?

Yes perhaps, matter of opinion.

are they both trying to wake your stupid USA #1 ASS UP???

I think so...

This song is directly positioned against capitolism.... the seven habits of the highly effective manager, the seven habits of the highly infected calf...

Lobster backs are the british = the banking arm of the JESUIT ORDER.

It is deep and if you cant see it thats your fault.

[perry244]

@NEOPEAKOIL they sound nothing like ratm?

[maskSH]

Y THE FUCK WULD U CUT IT AT THE SOLO/BREAKDOWN?

[akkk1977]

Clutch is God.. And if dumb fucks think RATM is a comparison? You need beat with a shovel till you learn your lesson in music history and respect.. Fuckin' kids..

[frizzlefry504]

wow....this might be way late but did someone actually say that Clutch sounded like RATM??

:dunce:

[Psychowilly]

The Cylons listened to this right before they destroyed Humanity.

[RichieM2301]

@sduggan2 Dude. Clutch = hard rock and blues. RATM = metal and rap. Both = awesome.

[jgeorges1975]

Clutch is nothing like Rage. Both original awesome bands. Somebody doesn't know their music.

[johnmadden1989]

@sduggan2 I absolutely love both bands. The 'rip off' thing never even occurred to me. They're COMPLETELY different bands man

[sduggan2]

I liked these guys better when they were called Rage Against the Machine...rip-off!

[930tomp]

@sduggan2 Clearly someone who doesn't know music or understand musical styles. Clutch sounds nothing like RATM. I like both bands, but your comparison and accusation that somehow Clutch "rips off" RATM is absurd, especially when you consider that Clutch was formed a year before RATM and is not a rap/rock band. Do a little research.

[warlordzephyr]

@sduggan2 Obvious Troll is Obvious.

[grimthane]

Incomplete

[meegandee]

Worship the church of CLUTCH

[4toste]

dude..

[QSNalle]

R'n'R ownage!

[yoursatan]

I alway listen to this song when I set my beard on fire

[zoidberg4eva]

i want to be a member of this church :|

[ZiLLA0100]

from Maryland with pride. 

vid cuts out early but at least theres no f'king makeup advertisement before the song

[ektrules]

WTF? Why is the video cut off?

[magnumshifter]

Tell me Neil doesnt look like Brian Wilson clean up pitcher for the Giants.

[imoldgregmofo]

Thumbs up for the maryland flag in the vid fuck yeah

[skylerfraser]

One of the top 125 or so songs of all time. The other 124 are the rest of clutch's songs.

[PeritusRedRevo]

Everytime I LIsten to this Song if I Don't Shave Straight after i Become Consumed...

[toolmkd]

@larry52333  yeah who fucked up the vid they need an ass whipping

[MidEvilMayHam]

guys that rock like clutch does and can rock suits like them, i no if i were president i would make these guys carry guns, protect my ass and put me to sleep after rocking my house off its foundation

[Doyalsan]

I want to be a lumberjack now

[jollygreengiant1415]

Everyday Neil wakes up, he refuses to shave.

[whyit58]

YEAH!!! What the fuck is wrong with that? Get some tech's in here and fix this problem!!!!

[TFMD301]

god damnit this band makes me proud to born and bred in maryland. pistols to the skies, boys.

[ozzforcica]

That's one sweet ass beard.

[keefriff99]

Never saw the video before...fucking BADASS. Clutch can do NO WRONG as far as I'm concerned.

[turbinedivinity]

mighty

[Fieldification]

much better quality:

youtube . com/watch?v=i3cmAO99ICM

[eugenics1984]

when i grow up. i want to be Neil Fallon's beard. i bet it smells like righteousness.

[ThroughBloodAndRain]

@eugenics1984 lol Epic shit

[rpstanton84]

He more looks like a Rabbi than a priest just needs a skullcap and say shalom.

[MrShanemaloney]

@rpstanton84 hahaha

[strangersound]

1:11 They should have kept doing that for a while instead of jumping back in so quick. ;)

[weevilkneevil]

@strangersound agreed.im just beginnig to trip out then im forced back into reality

[Chark711]

Uhh...this is only 1 halve the song, what the hell dude?

[MakDakProductions]

Clutch kick ass but they're so hard to understand.

[kingofmetal88]

666 like!! :D

[Perryoo]

If only church would be like this. Man I'd go everyday.

[jjr124]

is feeling clutch today

[jp3design]

suck wheres the rest of the video!!!

[bobomchobo]

Neil Fallon can levitate! Holy shit!

[unit529]

@bobomchobo Its the rock. Its that strong!

[b0720tm]

Ratings for this video (666 total) coincidence? i think not

[AMillionRoses]

@b0720tm Lol prolly not they creepy and weird LOL!

[maddad378]

FUCKING CLUTCH IS IT. THE REST ARE ALSO RANS

[shaeferthomas]

"Tipping cows in fields, Elysian" are you effing joking me? Clutch owns all.

[bighamm1911]

anyone who has ever levitated should be able to relate.

[russandersonus]

JP Gaster is a God!

[jmerridew124]

HAHA!

The featured video in the "suggestions" is "How To Trim Your Beard."

Lol'd hard.

[dlomng]

If it was a bit longer and with a mini-camera stuck in the middle I'd be sure that it is a camera beard :P

And 33 negative votes? Why? Oooooh... now I get it... it's talking about something that doesn't have to do with sex!

[WDgames]

Oh look, its Father Epic-Beard. Preach to us kind sir.

[renegaderadiofm]

Everytime I listen to this song...I go out and punch babies

[undeadgods]

@renegaderadiofm

personally I like running over kittens and puppies and bitch slapping old people

[Bllackguard666]

@renegaderadiofm LOL!!

[DrLeroyGreen]

Hey, it's my church!...and my reverend.

Testify, Pastor Neil.

[eViLJ666]

this band is so fuckin awesome makes me wanna destroy my room

[leonardmartin1988]

epic beards made me grow one muahahahaha

[gtsvideodotcom]

I heard he really used to preach... still does in a new format apparently. Great concepts here -

[abear1952]

I felt the Holy Ghost with this one!

[DirtUndMotocrosser2]

that song is from mva reflex

[skullator0]

@DirtUndMotocrosser2 yea we know that its from REFLEX =p

[JSFER2]

hahahaha

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[BadAcidVacation]

The 33 people who dislike this video are just jealous they can't grow awesome beards like me and this guy

[morken1]

Sååå braaa

[TequilaSnakke]

I just fucking love how he says "Highly infected calf" for the first time. I just have to sing it and mimic it everytime I hear this sick, awesome tune.

[TheMightyRAMBO5]

awsome clutch rocks

[DrDubTrick]

godlike

[hackskillz1]

drum beat is pretty nasty.

[blackisntdarkenough]

The beards seem to contradict the suits a bit. Regardless, I love the sound. This is an awesome band!

[GypsyWitchBlue]

Of course they think it sucks... fetus little shitbags.

[LickMyFlower8]

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion and none is better than the other. It is immature to be so shallow to call someone names for expressing their opinions. What do you care anyways.

[johndement]

Man I miss living in DC. I used to get to see these guys all the time. One of the all time greatest bands.

[slipknotxsuckxcockx]

@LittleStevey1221 lMAO HELL YEAH!

[DiablokVonDjango]

@slipknotxsuckxcockx Nobody cares if you like fake, shitty, souless music farted out by dipshits with producers telling them what to play and how it should sound. Your opinion is not valid here! Consider yourself a woman in Iraq in the 1800's cause your word is acknowledged and useful to us as it is to your husband.

[slipknotxsuckxcockx]

@LittleStevey1221 Yeah right this band sucks!

[Dragonix842]

C-C-COMBO BREAKER. I.e., Im not directing this at anyone. Or..it's at all of you. Whatever. You're arguing on the internet; Everyone loses. Don't feed the trolls. Also, Awesome song!

[woodhana]

Roll it hard and praise the word -

[slipknotxsuckxcockx]

Wow this is far most the suckest band I ever heard! Holy shit to they fucking suck! You call that music? That's not metal not even rock! Every fucking song sucks the whole band should go to hell!

[joshcaprai]

@slipknotxsuckxcockx OMG NOTHING THAT'S NOT METAL OR ROCK IS EVEN GOOD TRIVIUM AND DRAGONFORCE OWN ALL.. -_-

[slipknotxsuckxcockx]

@joshcaprai fuck yeah Trivium and Dragonforce rule!!

[joshcaprai]

@slipknotxsuckxcockx *facepalm*

[slipknotxsuckxcockx]

@joshcaprai huh?

[joshcaprai]

@slipknotxsuckxcockx i, uh, hit myself in the face.. with my palm.

[slipknotxsuckxcockx]

@joshcaprai lmao oh that sucks! You alright? Lol!

[EatPooAndDie]

@joshcaprai Epic Fail.. why don't you try listening to some real metal bands instead of a band made famous by guitar hero.. -_-

[joshcaprai]

@EatPooAndDie haha obviously sarcasm doesn't translate well over the internet

[slipknotxsuckxcockx]

@joshcaprai FUCK YEAH THEY DO! Trivium rocks!

[EatPooAndDie]

@slipknotxsuckxcockx Learn your music... before u make an ass out of yourself for talking shit about a band.. wait.. too late for that..

[slipknotxsuckxcockx]

@EatPooAndDie This band fucking sucks! Don't know why you listen to them!

[22rawrrawr]

@slipknotxsuckxcockx shut the fuck up you prolly listen to justin bieber go listen to some nickelback you stupid cunt and learn what music is

[slipknotxsuckxcockx]

@22rawrrawr Fuck you bitch! nickelback beats this crappy band fag!

[22rawrrawr]

@slipknotxsuckxcockx i really hope your not serious cuz nickelback sucks dick at fucking pussy grow some balls and leave good people the fuck alone

[bowd19]

@22rawrrawr here here!

[22rawrrawr]

@bowd19 amen brother

[slipknotxsuckxcockx]

@22rawrrawr Yes I am serious! This band looks like a bunch of hippies! I never bothered anyone just expressing my interests!

[22rawrrawr]

@slipknotxsuckxcockx lets see nickelback and jonas brothers your taking things to far you should go die

[slipknotxsuckxcockx]

@22rawrrawr YOU SHOULD FUCKING DIE YOU FREAK!

[llgnr]

@slipknotxsuckxcockx First thing: How do these guys like like hippies?! Just because he has a beard? Second thing: What is wrong about being or looking like a hippie? At least hippies won't start a fight...You're definitely NOT just expressing your interests, you started offending the band and the fans. You could have said: I dont like it. Should I go on a nickelback video and call them fags for selling out and just playing music for money?

[maestro48239]

@slipknotxsuckxcockx wow! you must be a retard

[MrSkovsgaard]

ooooiijjjje...

[jimireb13]

Did people just rate this up because it's Clutch? Song rocks, this particular cut sucks donkey b&#%s.

[larry52333]

Did nobody not notice that the song is cut off?! WTF?!?!?!?! WHAT THE MOTHER FUCKING FUCK!!!!!! WHAT THE GODDAMN MOTHER FUCKING FUCK!!!!!!!! WHAT THE GODDAMN COCKSUCKING MOTHERFUCKING FUCK!!!!!! WHAT THE MICKEY ROONEY GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING potato chips are good. *Walks away calm*

[Brutaljerm666]

clutch is fuckin sick saw em the other nite they sound exactly like the recordings

[siwert4u]

just love this Band.

[die996]

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

LoL

[crusher955]

Neil should have a beard-off contest with ZZ Top.

[coolhippy2245]

man cluch is sick

[dannodoo]

thet looks like maynerd from tool at 1:15

[Brutaljerm666]

@dannodoo dont compare clutch with fuckin tool

[chhc07]

@Brutaljerm666 Um, get a life? I dont think he was comparing bands. Unless you saw something between the lines in his comment that I didnt. Pretty sure he was just commenting on how a dude looked and not the music...and honestly, I agree with him, the dude did look like Maynard for a second. FLAME AT ME! I JUST COMPARED TOOL TO CLUTCH! Bahahah loser...

Love this video, its always been a favorite.

[chhc07]

@dannodoo Agreed, it does look like him

[BrittVonKruel]

cool MD flags bro

[ksbksb]

great song - great video :D

[dudetheguyman]

God damn, that is one FINE beard.

[extremetea]

gay huh?

[dudetheguyman]

You don't have to be gay to appreciate a beard that fine.

[extremetea]

lol.. i guess not. youre also smarter than most. i can usually start a web fight easily when im bored. its kool to see osmeone a lil more confident out there.. but if ya wanna fight.. lol peace.

[Diamondmaster93]

@dudetheguyman Gays dont have beards, they have mustaches.

[Metalfan320]

@Diamondmaster93 or goatees

[MarkHarrellJr]

@dudetheguyman Indeed!

It's more akin to a hunter appreciating another man's kill.

[Leathertoast]

@dudetheguyman I love you stranger.

[MrChuckNorris1337]

this guy is awesome he went from being a skinny douchebag with no beard to this beast of a man with a beard and a crazed look in his eye. He fits the songs lyrics perfectly. such as in electric worry he had a kind of down trodden look but still crazy in 50,000 unstoppable watts he looked like the paranoid wierdo he was imitating and he is awe inspiring in his role in this song as a religous leader. Beast