Charlie Brooker's Screenwipe - Road Safety Advert

[thevideovan]

Go 60 and youll pass the kid befor they step off the sidewalk

[graemeoliver84]

Isn't it funny how there's been plenty of adverts telling children to stay away from train tracks and none telling train drivers not to drive their trains at 60 mph?

[BenK8319]

Hit me at 25mph, there's a 100% chance i'll get up; pull you out the car and fuck you up ugly :)

[graemeoliver84]

They should be making adverts that tell children not to jump out into the road like suicidal lemmings, not ordering drivers to pootle along at no more than 30 mph on any road within a half mile of schools and houses. Today I was behind some old codger doing about 28 mph and to be honest that's crawling speed for a car.

[CruelSculpture]

@graemeoliver84 "WHY CAN'T I PUT OTHER PEOPLE IN DANGER?! RAWRGH!"

[CarryLarry]

Don't go back IN the road you maniac D:



[fullfire55]

Hahhaa. Run at 10mph xD

[cyborgtroy]

At first I totally thought it was a boy.

Wacky British accents.

[ShanksDChopper]

@cyborgtroy That actually says more about the accents where you come from... but nevermind.

[cyborgtroy]

@ShanksDChopper - More like "I'm never around British people so I can't tell the difference between a young British boy and a young British girl"

[ShanksDChopper]

@cyborgtroy To be fair, at that age boys and girls from anywhere sound pretty much alike in terms of tone and pitch.

[GiratinaofFury]

It's the younger version of the cheerleader from Heroes.

[sideburnsbob]

Mmm, sounds like the Red Queen:

"You're all going to die down here. Well, there's an 80% chance if I hit you at 40mph."

[Nonemed]

Its not as funny without the context