Valentine Romance Special

[johnnycage435]

my day could be shitty but your vids make me laugh so hard it's crazy

[bangthatdrumb]

unbridled genius

[sweet77moon]

your videos make smile so much, thank you, thanks thaaaaaaaaaanks lol

[peterpeterpiper]

i so want to do a duet with you............fucktastic man

[mercyhurstchic]

There's one thing I don't understand, why do you appear shirtless in all your videos? Just curious that's all.

[Jenniferka]

Hey, shut up friend.

[mercyhurstchic]

Why you telling me to shut up? I wasn't trying to be a smart-ass. I was asking a sincere question.

[Jenniferka]

Everybody's gotta have a signature.

[mercyhurstchic]

You're cute, but a little out there.

[bangthatdrumb]

girls love the cock!

[willtom27]

John, what I've noticed is you're becoming much more natural - less theatrical, less consciously weird - in your storytelling & it works beautifully. Your movements are not so sharp & over-the-top here... it's just kind of laid back (for you) & I liked it.

I mean, you're still WEIRD, don't get me wrong. But it's nice (30 seconds in to about the 1 minute mark worked best for me... when the music's beat kicks in). Did you have a cold in this one?

[ofarrellfitz]

Dude, your lighting has become better, more aggressive. Your material is still full of non-sequetirs (sp?) and great. The mockery is in full effect and one day soon I will make a movie with you. Your stuff is great man, really great. I have no idea who you really are and whether or not it's fictional or not and I'm f***in loving it. Bravo.

[tgadagkar]

"non sequitur"

[SSanguineSS]

~*~Hilarious~*~

[dirtjumper661]

You sure can tell a story through the majesty of song.

[GaryMarijuanaPotDoll]

Gary the pot doll was here!

[nymanmusic]

That was nice....reeeaaal nice.  Goodnight.

[amandawho]

even if it was-RANdom! you Are a lemon twist.

[memoryhero]

When it's a lemonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn, that you're suckin' onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!

[Nimnoms]

I think you did her a favour. It was a real altruistic act.

[partyguy135]

hah hah gawd I luvs me sum u!

[kaddapatton]

Awesome man, haha, how did i miss this video?

[guidotnb]

Naps are always nice. Don't feel guilty.

[ChainLinkGrin]

Thank you for making my day better. You always make me smile when you smile.

[MsDiplodocus]

Haha this is so awesome. You're pretty much the only reason I go on youtube.

[Wolfsbaner]

You have certainly raised the awesome qoutient on a regular basis.

[pparasol]

I'm going to pretend that you're my Valentine.

[ShutUpDouchebag]

this guy > Albert Einstein

[AndyInJapanN]

genius

[rokyrhode]

i just watched this with my wife on valentine's day. is that healthy?

[Idontknowjustbored]

no... not at all. in fact theres something quite wrong with that

[rokyrhode]

well, that's ok cuz there is something quite wrong with everything. and where ya gonna run to?

[idonttakeshowers]

lol u guys know that he's joking haha

[theman696996]

what the fuck dude

[JonnieZombie]

What happened to you man? You used be better than this, you used to be an undercover reporter and everything! Literally EVERYTHING!

I'm reluctant to say Happy Valentine's Day... but... here it goes.... Happy Valentine's Day.

[surrealisticpill]

this is excellent, john.

[gloriousmaiden1]

can i take a nap with you ?? xx

[SoakyBeaver]

Why is ractalfece such a genius? How does he do it?

[noviellion]

It's hard to be a creepy loner when there are so many monkeys around to bother you.

[Tomkingsbury]

Thank you for this very special story.

[jimmybilbo]

I can't help but to 5-star you within 1 minute. Hilarious falsetto.

[taddoo7]

As usual - another great video from you! I eagarly await your next one John.. Peace

[johndoughy]

Dang that was incredible.

[WiseWeeabo]

moral of the story... never feel guilty for just taking a nap? I always get so lost in these videos 8)

[TheBSG]

How do you have an endless supply of amazing? According to the laws of thermodynamics, you must eat pure and perfect everything.

Give me one of your babies.

[R4ndomCrap]

first you're standing there with your shirt off, now you're singing in that high voice. I can't take any more.

[JeefCakes]

You don't deserve your username :P

[R4ndomCrap]

I can't help it, I'm an ignorant self-obsessed anthropocentric coward.

[JeefCakes]

Man you're like a scientologist for background checks lol

[adrianafitz]

very nice.

[DemonWithGoldenWings]

this was beautiful

[Collaboratory]

very sleepy now. *smile*

[akaso405]

Another great one :)

[Tawlo]

Exactly.

[MasterSgt80]

I love this, makes my day, everyday.

[Buffyfan80]

That was awesome

[jogopet]

John, you own youtube.

It doesn't know it...maybe it won't for many years, decades even...but I know, and thought you should too.

[nnnbbbmmm79]

Nice one. Keep em comin'. I used work at an industrial plant. I would go in with 1-2 hours of sleep and pass out on the floor in the locked bathroom. I would drool on myself. But I never slept that good because of the flinch reflex that activated anytime someone would come to the door. If they knocked I would have to summon an alert voice in response so they wouldn't suspect anything. Fuck bullshit jobs. Like trying to please a random stranger who you don't even connect with.

[Jessymandias]

I know what you mean, I used to do that all the time at my old job at the old hotel...just sleep on the floor...but you know? I was even more alert in some ways when I was asleep on that floor then when I was wide awake.

[Drstrangelove17]

I like this guy's videos because he's random but unique. I really like the webzines he does on his website.

[jerkasaurusx]

I love you.

Happy Valentine's Day!

[Jessymandias]

that's a very beautifull story. Great music to go along with it too.

[6Churches]

I take guilt-free naps all the time at work.

I do wonder about what men and women say to each other. The next time I speak to a girl I will talk about chesse. Guy's... they're different, they just want to know how soon you can come over.

[frezned]

this story made my heart feel good

[CookinWithCoolio]

Yeah. It's like in Slaughterhouse Five when the POWs were starving and then they ate real food and it made them puke their brains out.

[waverlyflams]

FANTASTICO

[geoffreybeene]

absolutely fantastic, dude

[boy6221]

You convey the human condition effortlessly and without reservation or fear. 10 points.

[amaraca]

You are so good! Great voice!

[babybebadforme]

THAT was real nice man!

Thanks

[Nimnoms]

I have a gf, but I still feel alone.

[poopdudejerk]

amazing

[TrueScience]

guiltless naps are nice.

5*

[BradOFarrell]

You're a credit to dementia.

[dodgeball303]

You are the king. A natural storyteller. Have you thought about reading kids books for books on tape? Well, that would be pretty fuked up. Thanks for making videos.

[theestranger]

I love the way you paint pictures in my mind with your videos.

[sourJane]

good video o_O

[thoMASSIVE87]

i love your stories

[ryanomaly84]

screw religion, you're my God buddy. you remind me of me and my thoughts.

[teamtash]

i would sleep right through this miserable day but my acid reflux won't let me :C

[TheBeeOBee]

Fuck Valentine's Day! I'm just going to nap...alone. Good video though...you're a talented fucker.

[matman125]

You felt guilty cuz you weren't drinking.

[bliztertoto]

Ho hai, nice.