Sofia Vergara has Golden Globes

[Ilyumini]

this dude reminds me of Kuzco...hilarious

[TheRandomYTAccount]

"Oh Phil please touch my boobies!"

"WHAT? That's uncalled for sir."

I would be caught off guard too if a man asked me to touch his man boobs.... XD

[GerardoIx]

@sxephil

sofia VERGA????

that's spanish for COCK

its VERGARA, VERGARA Dude

I

[sapitayo]

Your soooooooooooo UGLY!...but your voice is super well!...

[Irish20able]

I never watch award shows there so boring

[makerofjoyfulnoise]

Award shows are boring

[MattMerks]

Nope...

[Beautygirly5]

Omg ur talking about Steve jobs taking a break for his health.... And now he's dead :(

[FabianCamilo21]

Aaaand Sofia makes all Colombian proud.

[OlympicAirways218]

Haha this video doesn't seem a year old at all..

[WhiteCOfficial]

Hahaha so weird watching this a year later!! Seems like it just happened!!

[shawdow513]

Oh my god 365 days exactly aga and almost the same show!!!!!!!!1!! :0

[xxandycxx100]

Is true sofia is super hot

[CATDABOSS]

I remember thus it was like my first episode

[21Scribbles21]

Why is a sir saying touch my boobies

[Precision576]

Omg Phil a year ago this video was posted and is almost exactly the same as the video posted today :O

[Iamdancingwithhorses]

This is scary similar to the PDS of today (jan 16, 2012) luv ya phil!

[CR7equalsLM10]

I dont remember the question of the day and I'm to lazy to rewatch the video to figure it out

[CalamityColton15]

@iverbel71 yes, that explains the 98% like rating and he averages about 1,000,000 views on YouTube. gotta love logic.

[iverbel71]

Puta tu madre la que te pario.....

[iverbel71]

Looser. You need to use Sofia Vergara so people watfch your video......So sorry for you....LOOOOOSEEEERRRR

[Juan2402David]

@iverbel71 puta!

[aguarras21]

FUCK YOU NO SOFIA VERGARA HERE, FUCK U ALL THE WAY

[CONNETIC1]

RIP STEVE JOBS

[camcas77]

luv u SOFIAAAAAAA,,,, soo sexxxy

[SUCIDALdepression]

what the hell is he talking about?? he should act normal when he speaks...he's annoying.

[BishopJonny]

Fuck off, I came here for Sofía Vergara, who are you? Why are you here?

[siaisjack]

I keep clicking on thumbnails that have sexy women on them and this ranting idiot keeps popping out

[kartofleFTWx]

I see wut you did thar :3

[AttitudeSmileyStudio]

I am entering 8 months later wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooo XBOX 360 GIMMIE :^)

[gatomjp]

King of the jump cut! This is unwatchable. 2 million people were disappointed when they clicked on this.

[TheJSEshow]

@gatomjp That's why the like bar is why way bigger than the dislike bar. Dumbass

[gatomjp]

@TheJSEshow Most people are idiots. Take a look in the mirror to see what I mean.

[TheJSEshow]

@gatomjp Well your comment said 2,000,000 people were disappointed, but obviously that's not the case. Which is why I said that the like bar is bigger. But apparently I'm the idiot.

[gatomjp]

@TheJSEshow Apparently. You see, there are many ways to gauge the popularity of a video.

A misleading video will draw in a lot of views and those dissatisfied may not click the thumbs down. But have you read some of the comments?? And I GUARANTEE that if you were to check the Insight statistics you would find that most people are clicking out of the video quickly and not watching the whole thing.

[TheJSEshow]

@gatomjp People in the comments are dissatisfied because the video is no longer relevant. It's a news show. If you look at the comments when the video was released, people love it. But go ahead and troll away in an effort to avenge your tiny penis. It makes me giggle

[gatomjp]

@TheJSEshow Ahhh...penis jokes. I can see we will be having this discussion at the 6th grade level. Don't worry, I'll try not to use any big words that you won't understand.

Do you know what "Insight" is and how it works? If not, you don't know what you are talking about. End of story. If you do, then you know I am right and all the genitalia insults in the world won't make you right. This is a bad and misleading video. The kind of bad that is unfortunately proliferating on Youtube.

[TheJSEshow]

@gatomjp Yes I'm aware of how insight works, you're nothing but a troll who is jealous because this gets more views than your shitty content. (and before you even say anything, I know my one video is shitty. I really don't care.)

[MooshroomBros]

@gatomjp and 36000 of this disapointed people liked... tons of logic there...

[mikepulcinella]

@MooshroomBros Read the comments.

[MrAzijn]

@gfine2000 you're a prick

[jamalwelch]

Kick ass video

[metalvox4u]

Have you given away that xbox yet?

[gfine2000]

Is this guy as boring as watching grass grow? With his little pauses in his videos, what the hell is that all about, is that supposed to be cool or something. This guy really needs a job. Maybe taking meat in the back (you know what I mean)?

[TheOtakuMusician]

@gfine2000 His job is Youtube. Have you seen the number of subscribers this guy has in his multiple accounts?

[gfine2000]

@TheOtakuMusician Be that as it may, he still bores me! He's not funny and he's not informative. He's an actual waste of time and space. I'll tell you this though, he's damned lucky to have a job that doesn't require intelligence or good looks. As Rod Steward put it, "Some guys have all the luck."

[TheOtakuMusician]

@gfine2000 Why do you bother to someone you think is dumb and ugly, then? :/

[gfine2000]

@TheOtakuMusician Well, I'll tell ya. I'll click on video expecting something else and this shit-for-brains guy pops up instead. It's like in order for him to get his vids viewed he has to deceive people into thinking they're about to look or see something else. If he thinks he's so talented stop hiding behind shit and just come out in the open with his bullshit. That old Max Headroom shit he uses played out over a quarter century ago, I think....Anyway, why do you give a shit about him?

[eligebien7]

frikki estupida lee mas seguido tonta engañda

[w7iD]

ur face is stupid

[99davian]

What happens is that the girl of the video has to him sends to sofí. Colócate a wig and teats baby to see if him you can make the competition jajaja.

[BQuillaDood]

Verga is penis in spanish. for real dude, i am colombian haha and that is a last name that we accasionally laught at over here haha. we love sofia she is from my same town.

[dame0117]

The invention of lying was actually pretty good if you ask me, imo.

[jasminbaez1]

you crazy!! lol

[sepsepsep12]

Ricky Gervais is a KING!

[MrWizzleTeets]

Face powder

[FuckThisNerd]

@gfine2000

Really dude, your a fucking asshole. Your probably just jealous because your face look like a shit the Phil takes after banging Sophia Vargas!!

[m1sh3l99]

fu fu fu fu fu fu fu fu fu u suck

[MrBazpoker]

wtf is this, a retarded dude?

[shreesha1234]

rwj way better



[Miguelangelitote]

Buscate una mujer, maricon. Aunque tienes una pinta de Gay que no te la brinca un Venado...

[Gahlactic]

I love u Phil

[gfine2000]

This guy is as funny as stack of dead babies! What is his purpose? He's not funny and he's not good looking. This guy is starving for fame but guess what, he'll never get it. What a waste of air! Dude just stop breathing won't you!

[Grecian92]

@gfine2000 Trololololololol? Last time I checked he makes a living not being funny and not being good looking. And you contributed to that. Fag

[cocoasit3]

@gfine2000

Ah, you stupid ass troll. Way to look like a superficial asshole- looks and humor are the two things that define if a person should go die? Hahaha...you fucking idiot.

[beallen98]

@gfine2000 You Suck. Shut Up Won't You? Thanks.

BTW stop breathing my air.

[gfine2000]

Well look, it's Miss Yeast infection!

[TakeBusFace]

omg not this faggot. DUDE PUT YOUR FACE ON THE FUCKING THUMBNAILS SO I DONT HAVE TO CLICK THE VIDEO

[thebrad277]

@TakeBusFace Then stop trying to look at girls on youtube and just go to a porn site.

[elenaboo16]

hey phill

btw i really like xboxes

[DivoMiss]

i know sofia lol were from the same city

[krusher74]

cock

[BATTLEFIELDPCPS3]

PRES 3



[00sparkleandshiiine]

your bottom jaw looks like it's entirely too large for your mouth

[pheromoneaction]

Love the video work nice keep them coming! When you have time come visit my channel!

[Awesomeno129]

wait SIR!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!



[DanTVD]

gggggg i want an xbox

[SidneyXda]

All these Dancing with the stars, American idol bastards, Weakest link bitch...all British spawns for your TV industry to change the culture and bring their hate to your country. American Tv is turning like ours now, its crap and its just "rude, trashy shit" .

You may think its all over reaction ..but it is not. Why are people obsessed with truth? what makes truth? ones take on it??? or people like minded?? you do not attack people in this manner with millions of world viewers.

[SidneyXda]

Fuck Rick Jervais, we dont need bastards like him. A toxic scum, none of you fully understanding the human psychology . What Ricky is, is nothing to do with comedy. He hates Americans, he uses his comedy to take the piss out of you guys. This guy is a venomous bastard, he harbors hate . Trust me on this. I use to like american Tv in the 80's, 90's and early 00's , but recently British SOBS's have infiltrated your TV, with the "Insulting/cruelty in the name of entertainment" . Its cheap.

[theoneinblackandblue]

the only reason why i watched the gloden globes was because of the fact that he was hosting. hilarious!

[Heightofacloud]

4:57 spit! Gotta love Phil.

[goodapplesdope]

3 people below obv hasnt watched a vlog today/ interenet shows before

[sfch1]

shut the fuck up!!!!!!!!!



[kanhufla]

maximun gay detected

[DavidGalica]

ur not even funny!

[elcrow100]

son of a bitch

[ChromeeGaming]

Sofia Viagra.

[CheckinGagaiNagain]

Martin Luther King..

Hummmm!What is human decency is it to hurt wOman use them?

Or actually respect and care fOr them!

Liars lOOk Often like angels dOn't they?

[Alytoner]

@CheckinGagaiNagain I think your O button is suck on capslock.

Honestly that's the stupidest way of typing.

[CheckinGagaiNagain]

@Alytoner

Oh!dOes it bOther yOu sO much:)

i guess i continue!

FreedOm:)

[Alytoner]

@CheckinGagaiNagain

It doesn't bother me, I just wonder how your teachers mark your tests and other things with all those capital O's. Do you fail school because of this, or is it just a youtube trolling thing, which would make you less than a person, but more of a failure.

[CheckinGagaiNagain]

@Alytoner

YOU should know bout trolling,trolli!

a robot nO nO nO nO:)

Alive even if ugly things are around,guess that's offending to you:)

The offence is gOing gOing gOing gOing!

[EnglishNerdfighter13]

Haha, "That was uncalled for, sir." <3



[ssinan08]

wtf is wrong with you...

[Manuebcn]

Your stupid!

[kingsand24]

They shoudnt be pissed hes telling the truth!

[zDanishKid]

FUCK YOU.

[webjoyz]

what a useless speech...

want to be famous, make one that say "I quit"!!

[fyndnigaurinn2]

OMG Sofía is so hot, btw give me the XBOX :D

[HippiesIkill]

Sofia Vergara :))))

[MrLorenzo1979]

i wanna xbox whats that? no im playen.i tryed the trenta and though up (i dont know if i spelled that wrihgt but any way )my lunch. oh bu tit was so good!

[JShawtyKim]

@rickyrich301

He only regurgitates?

You have never thoroughly watches his video. Ever.

Tell me, celebrity actresses are more appealing to watch or just the monkey? As a male, with balls, I prefer the actress.

Next, of course he fucking regurgitates the news, even anchormen do that. SOMEONE ELSE HAD TO HAVE RESEARCHED IT BEFOREHAND SO HE CAN FKING PRESENT IT. AND HE PRESENTS WITH HIS OWN GODDAMN OPINIONS WHICH REQUIRE HIS OWN TIME TO THINK, EDIT AND PRESENT TO HIS AUDIENCE.

You don't know shit.

[JShawtyKim]

@rickyrich301

if he does cut around too much, think of all the time he actually spends thinking and preparing JUST FOR HIS VIEWERS.

He does put in a lot of work for his viewers. (Considering the amount of cuts and the editing and the time he has to work with it,) he is an amazing guy and deserves more fans.

Just because you don't see the fking porn you came here to see, doesn't make this guy [that] bad.

[cohdaigo]

dude where do you get the money for those lol

[224108spacer]

Give me my xbox 360.

[2011cadbury]

computer pick number 4

[BTNHarmony18]

Or at least cut it down a little but, I understand you do it to speed up your videos but this one had ungodly amount of cuts I wanted to scream.

[BTNHarmony18]

I think the editing is really starting to get old, its almost obnoxious at this point. Hate to trash you man but seriously, you have made your way a little bit, start talking all the way through it. Those cuts are so fucking annoying, if you are planning to be on TV eventually, you aren't going to do that anyways. Keep it real Canada.

[TurtleSpud04]

YES!!!! May 3rd is the day my fetus will be extracted and I can have coffee again!!! AND you bet your ass that I will have the huge mother fucker full of deliciousness!!! SO EXCITED!!!!!!

[vid30m4st3r]

thanks you !!!

[andersonprice]

i thought his speech was hilarious

[badcatmcconell1324]

I hate saying this but Sofia looks horrible without make up.

[susy0007]

"este tipo tiene una fijación con Sofia Vergara XD" <- What that guy said

[CheifOfStuff]

where was what the f**k white people?

[XxxXedvXxxX]

I really liked Ricky's performance....I actually believe he is one of the best presenters I have seen...weird thing that some ppl didn't like it....

[CLARKPEST]

Too bad they live on a planet full of men that don't know how to talk to, about, or how to touch them. You would be bummed if you heard what they tell me about you guys. I'll give you a hint: they are LONELY beautiful women in spite of all your fawning attention. Especially so called Latin men who have no idea what they need.

[WhiteBeats1]

Ricky Gervais, FTW.

[bnsfevan]

FREE SUBS

[50PercentOff]

the hangover part 2... ill be waiting

[1khalil9]

shes hott because shes colombian

[Shadylasse]

you suck.

[everaertjason8]

hey r u here just to win? he is hilarious its really worth watching

[Trumpkintin]

Isn't it retarded that they are eliminating all future Ricky movies from the Globes?

They are not even reviewing the movies anymore, just the actors that are in them.

[MrBtr16]

hey i should win :)

[wichan324]

I want To win

[MrFlantman]

i watched Ricky do his thing and i was laughing my head off. i was all true and funny. i don't get why it has to go.

[2submit]

THUMBS UP IF YOU ONLY CLICK THIS BCOZ OF THE SEXY GIRL PIC

[cindi303]

You are not even talented, no body wants to hear your dumb comments get lost....

[everaertjason8]

@cindi303 LEAVE HIM ALONE he is an amazing guy, and if u don't like it then WATCH SOMETHING ELSE

[mon9amis]

youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu SUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK­KK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!

[DeezDaDon]

PHILITY PHIL PHIL Gehmeh Teh XbAWKS PLEAHZ Mines just got the RROD and im bored as shit! HALP!

[luxemkingII]

no 3 things stood out: sofia and ricky

[xtrodener]

Awesome Show Phil! keep up the Awesome "work" if you can call it that ;) Haha

[brokenpipe]

Damn thats a lot of views! Go Phil!

[illatupac]

Sofia tiene tanto talento como el de una perra en celo, mas no puede la pobre, saludos desde Perù... lolita

[TheTanaZee]

fml I sure h8 Im not living near phil now... I woulv steal that xbox, fuck Norway =(

[JD867]

Concrete thing sounds useful. Probably a limited lifetime though.

[One4Mcfly]

watch?v=xA3tHGWbuF4&feature=fe­edlik

[andresscaraballo]

este tipo tiene una fijación con Sofia Vergara XD

[gemamillan]

idiota

[ERICWAGNERSLUCID]

That big coffee is "not" supposed to be drunk. You're supposed to put it into an enema bag.

[atifshikari215]

bhot bhot harami he

[hardtofindaname1990]

Trenta vanilla frappuccino <3

[russellrok]

c'mon let me get. c'mon...seriously

[treesflyinghigher]

mostly white people buy the McDonald's giant-ass sweet tea, just for the record.

[finkelshteyna]

Maartin Luther Was a huge fucking anti semite.

[Zombieswillhappen]

dxfcyjxdcftyjxfdctyjkxfdcyjdxf­cjkdxcfjdxfchjdcxfhh

[Maniaks755]

gimme xbox

[willem01]

@Maniaks755 the episode's from januari 11th...you're a tad late.

Also; you mad??

[Maniaks755]

@willem01 i am aware. and no, i'm not mad. so, if you were expecting me to go and cry in a corner, so much for that plan

[willem01]

@Maniaks755 yes, thats what everybody wants...,for you to go cry in a corner! fuckyeah!

derp

:/

[Jc199somethin]

i personally totally agree tht chick is hot :)

[GrassKn0t]

This video was much better than inception. Also these stories affected me because you said them!

[Axylxx]

I, personally, think that Ricky Gervais went a bit far at the awards. It didn't sound like casual comic mockery but more like personal attacks to the subjects of the jokes. Jus' sayin'..

[T3lli]

@Axylxx when you order Ricky Gervais you get exactly that...

[Axylxx]

@T3lli I don't watch much Ricky Gervais so I wasn't aware of his style of comedy. Haha, it's just a bit harsh for me I suppose.

[FireScreen543]

agbER

[cederviller05]

sofia vergara has big golden globes