At the beginning of HL2 just after meeting Barney, you find the line of people waiting to receive rations for food, If you walk over to them, one will usually say 'I don't know about you, but I'm ready to join civil protection just to get a decent meal.'
@volt070 They are more like Cyborgs. Metro Cops are actually part human, part machine, so they could not have feelings like compassion, mercy. Their only objective is to keep peace. Older the Metros get, the more they start think on their own. Then they are transferred to an Overwatch soldier, and when (if not dead) survived long enough, ranks up to an Elite Overwatch Soldier.
@volt070 Yeah this is correct, think of the Metro Police in hl2 as the Jewish Police were during WW2, they were still captives but rewarded for keeping the peace in Jew prison camps.
'Need a dispenser here!'
'Nah!'
'Bonk!'
GlitchWorld 10 months ago
No hats, this is no Team Fortress 2 anymore.
Maybe you should rename it to "Better Team Fortress 2 Style" or "Good ol Team Fortress 2 Style"
CombineHgrunt 11 months ago
need a dicpenser here!
nah.
BONK!
BillyBob238931 11 months ago
0:45 KA BOOOM
aarodjsmash 11 months ago
Team Theft Auto 2
1pL4yDRuMz98 11 months ago
roman=spah? no,no,no,no
luigifan07 1 year ago
"SPY!"
"help!"
bmar896 1 year ago
"I cannot believe this" "Thank you" best part
bmxismylife123 1 year ago
i heard the metro cop said "heil hitler"
LeeKuper9808 1 year ago
-Need a dispenser here!
-Nah!
-Bonk!
MrArcherSK 1 year ago
0:42
kaPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM!!!!
MrDanter03 1 year ago
lol :D
musicjesus95 1 year ago
Why isn't Niko heavy? Heavy/Niko = Russian Scout = Bostonian lol
Viperr101 1 year ago
Haha, Hilarious!
Shicbs 1 year ago
the metro cop is actually a combine.otherwise,they wouldn't team up with the combines to kill the citizens in epsode 1
DanielAvelan 1 year ago
@DanielAvelan The citizens can chose whether or not they want to be a Metro Cop. If you talk to the citizens near the food dispenser, they say:
"I don't know about you, but I'm willing to join Civil Protection just to get a decent meal"
And while I'm talking about Half Life 2, can someone please tell me what's a stalker?
evrybdyonituberocks 1 year ago
@evrybdyonituberocks is when the combines kidnnap people,transforms then into monsters and use'em as slaves
DanielAvelan 1 year ago
@DanielAvelan No they don't. If a human wants to be a metro cop they talk to an actual combine.
evrybdyonituberocks 1 year ago
@evrybdyonituberocks I'm talking about the stalkers,that you've just asked
DanielAvelan 1 year ago
@DanielAvelan Oh, sorry lol.
evrybdyonituberocks 1 year ago
@evrybdyonituberocks Rofl you need to play half life 2 episode 1 and 2
TabooMasterWatcher 1 year ago
i also heard a combine
jidewoaini 1 year ago
Roman is Spahh!
mugenrider754 1 year ago
this is awesome!
since everyone didn't know:
did you guys know that there are some models from team fortress 2 for gta san andreas on gtagaming?
they have heavy,spy,sniper and pyro.
the only thing i want to know is WHERES SCOUT?
bruxinhaas 1 year ago
SPY!!
HELP!!
(gets run over by a car) XD
sneaksmasher 1 year ago
Nico is Credit to Team!
Chazwalker2467 1 year ago
The freaking Roman is a Spy!
Masterkiller9000 1 year ago
"spy! HELP!"
Walker2057 1 year ago
It's combine dude, Metro Police have a higher pitched radio. Combine have lower pitched.
So the cop was a combine, not a Metro Police
firewurker 1 year ago
@kaetupper185 No shit, i thought tf2 didnt have double pistols.
janis0zo 1 year ago
Need a dispenser here
Nah
BONK
Aughhh!
xXdigitalX 1 year ago
KABOOM
LOLDUDE641 1 year ago
LOL Elizibeta as the pyro
Trinnaman0999 1 year ago
"I cant believe that!"
"thank you..." lol
Lightnullacht 1 year ago
Roman should be the Heavy xD
EsosPeques 1 year ago
SPY IN MY CAR! :D
maxkhson 2 years ago
KABOOM
DavidAnthonyRuiz 2 years ago
0:44 xD 5* funny shit right here
DLWOWFAN 2 years ago
So many russians and no heavy...Bad!
pozeraczkalu 2 years ago
i like the part where demo says
KABEEEEEm
MrAsianRocks 2 years ago
I wouldn't let dimitri heal me 0.o
ssmeets 2 years ago 2
should have used heavies russian voice for nike
spartusabductus 2 years ago 2
The main character of GTA4 is not a shoe. But Niko Heavy would make sense...
Taterzoid 2 years ago
Roman Is SPY!
zhetya 2 years ago 5
I laughed at the engie grunt
MrCharlesBarkley 2 years ago 3
rofl so hard @ Demoman's Ka-BOOM xD!!!
MrRevoluzzer 2 years ago
Spy sappin my cellphone
raptormarlins211 2 years ago 3
This is so stupid what is funny! 5/5 :D
clubpenguin445 2 years ago 3
nice
Mesina2 2 years ago
lolz, pretty friggin' good dub
L4DGuitarG0d 2 years ago
Perfect! Brilliant dub, even the sound effects are right!
Theoverseer95 2 years ago
lol jacob is pyro because we cant understand what both of them sayin :D
yaktr12 2 years ago 8
using subtitles help a lot
KillinU4fun 2 years ago
Need a dispenser heeeree!
Naaaah
BONK!
AAAAAAAH
SpahSappinMahSentry 2 years ago 2
i hear combine sounds from half life 2 at 0:46
nolyortiz 2 years ago
and im hear voices in my head
cambiadecanal 2 years ago
do your voices tell you to do thing like mine do
Eso8911 2 years ago
LOL that is epic win you should have made it "randomer" altho it still gets 5/5 NICE WORK!!!
rocketmen1 2 years ago
kaboom!
provito 2 years ago
Need dispenser here! - BONK!
Very original, and hilarious :p Good Job, 5/5 ;]
Grzesiekarator 2 years ago
lol XD
md47bot 2 years ago
Grand theft scout 4
FELIPEPKPK 2 years ago 31
lol i heard a combine... 0:46
zzrezz 2 years ago 11
Metro police not combine
volt070 2 years ago
lol fuck... was hoping you wouldn't correct me..
zzrezz 2 years ago
A metro cop is a combine.
Silk814 2 years ago
bullshit
You did not proceed game exactly
Metro cop is a human ;]
It talk on start with all till the moment H.e.v .
One of people has said that it goes on civil protection
More food, better home.
volt070 2 years ago
it's civil protection ;)
DarkTwisterPL 2 years ago
Allow me to... clean this up:
A Metro cop is a human.
At the beginning of HL2 just after meeting Barney, you find the line of people waiting to receive rations for food, If you walk over to them, one will usually say 'I don't know about you, but I'm ready to join civil protection just to get a decent meal.'
Grif43 2 years ago
Civil Protection is really just humans. Combine Soldiers and Prison Guards and Elites are actual Combine.
Tropicalightningst 2 years ago
NOOO. They're are altered humans, but the advisers... they are the true combine.
Headcrabman99 2 years ago
@volt070 They are more like Cyborgs. Metro Cops are actually part human, part machine, so they could not have feelings like compassion, mercy. Their only objective is to keep peace. Older the Metros get, the more they start think on their own. Then they are transferred to an Overwatch soldier, and when (if not dead) survived long enough, ranks up to an Elite Overwatch Soldier.
Shicbs 1 year ago
@volt070 Still apart of the Combine :]
The Combine isn't a single alien race.. it is well.. a combination of all the races its conquered.. humans being one of them.
DarthBlam 1 year ago
@Silk814 Well since Im ored ass hell righ now, I'll reply to your 2 Year old Comment.
Combine Solider/Elite = Enhanced Human
Metro Police = Human With No Enhancements, Just a suit
Combine Alien= That Big shit the Advisor
Combine Civillian= Was Cut from Half Life 2, Mod is found on google Replaces some Humans with Combine Civillian, Is Diffrenent from Advisor
MrBoxen 10 months ago
@Silk814 have you seen any metrocops at Nova prospekt or the citadel no they are humans and they have different sounds and masks
TheAnamies 8 months ago
wow like it really matters
HeadFonez3 2 years ago
@volt070 Yeah this is correct, think of the Metro Police in hl2 as the Jewish Police were during WW2, they were still captives but rewarded for keeping the peace in Jew prison camps.
TheCSNya 1 year ago
@zzrezz That's a metro Cop. A member of the Combine but as human.
Lukasmbtv 9 months ago
I forgot to add....Roman is the Spy!!
ecwrulesbad100 2 years ago
Niko is the Scout....BONK!!
ecwrulesbad100 2 years ago
LOL u even gave his bullet critz XD
PizzatheHut123 2 years ago
lol pause at 0:32 look at nikos dick lolol
gmodmoviemaker 2 years ago
lol lil jacob and pyro you cant understand either of them
riccig93 2 years ago
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"Need a dispenser here!"
808candyman 3 years ago
KABEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM!
TimStyler 3 years ago
lol Dimitri = Medic
rizkyadika 3 years ago
lol tf2 voices for peds would make the game funny
UziGameLover 3 years ago
Liberty City, after the 7 hour war it was renamed City 17.
glitchbreaker 3 years ago 35
ahahahahhaha loool
sonnycounter2 3 years ago
lol good one! :D
TumppiStar 3 years ago
HAHAHHA
MassacreFury 3 years ago
Roflolz
04almarresha 3 years ago
Thanks for the ride!
godofwars0013 3 years ago
kabooooooom
yeinzy 3 years ago
all you did was play tf2 music and sound clips.
xxdelta77xx446 3 years ago
That's the point of the TF2 style vids.
KisameItachi 3 years ago 3
KABUUUUUUWM
tjalolx 3 years ago 2
scout:SPY
spy:HELP!
XD
warcrime53 3 years ago
Need a Dispenser here!
Nah!
Bonk!
Aughh!
Made me rofl!
Killmeplz4life 3 years ago 2
ROFL
djnoreg 3 years ago
So well done
Awesomefagperson321 3 years ago
I cannot believe this..
*thankyou*.. rofl
Man that one was well timed!
WarbananaOfDA 3 years ago
cool
VCTKnight 3 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
fag fag fag.. this just sounds gay. >_>
ahmer9800 3 years ago
O rly?
volt070 3 years ago
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Ya rly!
Ghosthand 3 years ago
No.....
TacoKhan 3 years ago
you didnt put the heavy in there
Oddmanout456 3 years ago
The heavy is in :S At least what i remember.
0:36
UnforeseenCQ 3 years ago
Ok:-)
suszini1 3 years ago
lolz "need a dispenser here"
"nah, BOINK!" hehehe
nightmare9991 3 years ago 10