Swine Flu.

[rexkobedude]

play with my nipples

[threeheadedchickin]

i have those shoes

[MissSarcastic15]

Haha Im soooo behind on commenting.....But I had swine flu. It sucked. I had all the normal flu symtoms plus a fever so high I felt like I was lit on fire and body pains so bad I cried for an hour.

[ThePoisonedCandyx]

This is a late comment, but you are so cute and you make me smile. And I'm up at 3am watching this video. Cuz apparently I don't like sleep. <3!

[StevieWarwick9587]

You can grab the audio-mp3 of this song at grabtubesnow doht cohm.

[brendant555]

you have the biggest eyes ive ever seen... like lady gaga eyes in that video

[kbenge89]

I actually seen people like that too. lmaoooooooooooooooooooooo.

[beckers2325]

Its ok..... i heart you too :P

[MLiPreti]

Happy Justine-ectomy/Birthday!

[roxychic822002]

Holler....LMAO

[babbbleoxo]

waittttt omgg<33 awk starfish..priceless!:D but i morphed it a little and went up to strangers in schoool and gently slapped their face and kept my hand there..stared at them deeply..and whispered "awkward starfishh" and then ran awayy o.0

p.s whenever i watch your video's i always yell in my head (because if i yelled aloud..that would just be weird) OMG I KNOW HES SOOO RIGHT!! and your awesome. love you:D

[soundlyawake]

bab: lol :) <3

[Krisi1209]

OOOOOMMMMMMFFFFFFFFFFFGGGGGGGG­GGGGGG

I LOVE YOUR SHOES! Also, you are the funniest thing in existence. Love you! <3

[savannamarie21]

Hilarity...that's all I know to say.

[SweetAfrica1998]

I just subscribed to you. You are so funny.

[Leona197]

you are just awesome! I AM SO HOOKED TO YOUR ONE MAN VIDEOS!! THIS VID IS HILARIOUS!!

[angelinizel]

i love how you say "HOLLER"

Ur sexxxxxxxxyyyyyyyyy

[DancetotheMusicxxx]

lol this video is so silly!

My birthday is actually April 26th

[skylight102]

HAHA GAYYYY

[ariangirl7]

hi soundlyawake i love your videos my favorite was the one where you take about hitting the deer i laught my butt of and my ? IS WHY ARE YOUR VIDEOS ONLY ABOUT COMPLAINING BUT I LOVE THEM ANYWAY SOOOO TELLL ME?;)

[xxSaVaNnAhLiCiOuSxx]

lol the wink was cute oh and i like the word hooker too, lol but it sucks how they get sterio typed for droppoing things though, their just so miss understood, lol

[NetteDidHarry]

i live very close to the newark penn station and i've seen some funnyyyy things happen there. gotta love nj/ny

[hannabanana4563]

I HAVE THOSE SHOES!!!!!! :)))))

[bluhotaru]

people are still worried about the swine flu I was shopping in downtown san francisco and saw a group of people wearing masks.

[RudeGirlClaudia]

Yay! Yellow Converse!

[vintageKId92113]

san diego ppl are worst there wearing the mask and go inside the water at the beach with them..WEIRD!! C.A

[maweanne]

I saw someone hiking with that same mask on to prevent himself from getting the swine flu. True story.

[killgore333333]

carpenters masks wont help lol

[rubyjewel247]

Hahahahaha. You gotta love New Yorkers. I lived in NY and New Jersey many moons ago. Live in SF Bay Area most of my life...and NYers are something else. Funnier still, right above your box is a very nice ad that says PORK IS SAFE! Get the facts. Hahahahaha.

[ShredEntertainment]

lol if ur talkin bout swine flu....u cant get it from pork. get the facts. hahahahahaha

[erin724]

waahahhahahaha!!! i can't stop laughing, i had to force myself to stop just to type this in..wahahahahahaaahaha!!!

he really took a picture??..damn!!.. i can't imagine how you can just snicker at them..if i was there i'd be laughing my heart out..Boooom! hahahaha!! :P

[stellastarbella]

lmaoo i love your videos!

[jjames9826]

interesting.....charming....

[0spramp8]

LMAO.. i used to do that fan thing all the time

and again i love your random endings.. they just make my day

[alwayssbored]

This guy is incredibly gay

[JuStiiNesBrOss]

1:12 is cute!

[JuStiiNesBrOss]

omg hahahahhaa i've laughed myself to death on 0:29 hahaahaha

[foreskin44]

i think so

i want to marry him

[xHalf]

ahhah the random endings are always funny. like the new shoes

[EvilMindedGirl213]

HOOKER...maybe u can do a vid on that???

lol

HOLLERRRR....cool new shoes

[skycub99]

Another genius video!! I heart your sense of humor.

[DeVonnaMama08]

I fucking love this video!!!!! lol @ the ticket guy who took a picture. HOLLER!!! lol

[dianely86]

THIS IS TOOOoO FUNNY.. I LOVE IT !!!

[sfcalvinaz]

Hey my nutty, artistic, funny, satirical friend! You are rocking it as usual. Thank you!

~Calvin~

[LALUNA493]

haha hooker...i use that word alot...may not make sense in all the sentences i use it in but it does to me :P

[aknpnk187]

1:13 extra sexy!!!!! I seriously had to watch this video like3 times. Really? 90 people get the swine flu and wear masks, but 1,000,000,000 people get Aids and don't wear condoms....again Really? Anyway, funny times!! <3 ya!

[BuenaventuraAvenue]

This has got to be the best comment I've ever seen on Youtube. I salute you!

[Raetheblackbarbie]

well, I did see that movie yet, but yeah, I have been really annoyed about the Swine Flu Scare. The masks that people are wearing are really useless when protecting yourself from Swine Flu. And the tamiflu and that other product for Flu actually doesn't work either....Gah, people just need to research, keep your immune system in tip top shape, and more than likely you will be fine. :)

[IBeforeApathy]

Your rating was so kind... I think a part of me was hoping that the people coughing in the theater were transmitting swine flu...it would have been more entertaining. Until the 65+ year old woman in front of me started hooting at Hugh Jackman's pressed ham. And then the 6 year old boy next to me followed suit, that is...

[LiTTLEMiSSMAE24]

hooker. i like the word hooker. oh lord you always just make my day

[wheresyourhousekey]

hahaha you are too cute. I cant get over how funny this is. people are rediculous. lol <3 nice shoes!

[MsAllayne]

I love the word Hooker! YAY for Hooker! lmao

[Theres1God]

I

 love 'you !!!!!!!!!!! your hilarious!

[alilovesya]

I have those shoes :D

[xXBeeBeeXx]

..from like....2- when i was like..14.. i loved to talk into the damn fan.......ok fuck it i still do. My hair gets caught.

[sesmalls]

like mc.seriously though?

dude took a picture of them??

hahahahahaha!!!

.essie.

[ilikejoaquin]

be my hookeR! =] oh man u look sooo hot dressed up i was drooling :D

[soundlyawake]

joaquin: ooh baby u like dat gray hair? u liiiiike dat? *pulls down mask and licks lips*

[PaSmithEnt]

For me, nothing beats the guest who came into my hotel and asked me if my feather pillows had been checked for Swine flu!!!

[soundlyawake]

pa: LOL no way. that's grand.

[Bourne2bwild1989]

"Really?...hooker!" lol you sound like me!

[StephyWhoo]

lol you're so adorable

[shopalotmary]

OMG that was too funny! I about fell off my chair with laughter. You are too much sometimes.

[TabzeeKat]

OMG I saw this on the A train last night! Crazy!

[nickristene]

lord. i didnt mean it in a bad way.

[stephbusta]

Lmao ! i can't believe you saw this ! amazingg

<3

[ximXnotXokx]

Aww, you make a very cute confused old Eastern European lady Nick! :P

The daughter obviously didn't know that the only way to avoid contracting swine flu is the liberal application of "oinkment"...

*Awkward Pig*!!! xD

[soundlyawake]

im: LOL oinkment. oh u slay me

[baybeezy650]

holllllllllller ;)

[HeidiAnne18]

Lol awe youre hilarious I loved when it looked like you were playing with someones nipples haha! I did the awkward turtle for my sister and she was like wtf? lol

[madplace1]

which do you prefer?  I have two names for the swine flu: Porky Pox or The Curly Tailed Pneumonia.

[soundlyawake]

mad: haha i enjoy porky pox. :)

[madplace1]

you make my liver quiver. i'm in love with your spirit and your wispiness.

[tortolita07]

lmao!! ur hilarious! I got me some yellow chuck's too <3 =D

[BrownicanTwin]

Very Stylish, with the necklace, shoes and such! :D

[laurelitavera]

I like to call my friends hookers. I don't think they like it though. Even though there have been cases of the flu here in TX, I still don't see people wearing the masks.

[Diorshow]

Just wanted to let you know that I am spreading the akward animals, trees and fruits in Holland, so keep ´m coming!

[flirty1486]

You're a hooker? Wha?

[SarahVictor]

i swear to god these videos are fuckin' amazing...they always make me crack the hell up!!!!!!! ALWAYS!!! I heart u

[soundlyawake]

sarah: woot woot! ;) <3

[nickristene]

you are very metro-sexualish.

[soundlyawake]

nickristene: your username is nickristene

[bsubassbaby2]

haha! ok what video was the awkward pineapple in...cause i can't remember how to do it!!!!

[soundlyawake]

bsu: LOL I don't remember. just kinda put your hands together and have your fingers stick out of the opposite side

[bsubassbaby2]

haha ok i'll try it...my favorite is still awkward palm tree =)

[funshine808]

yellow chucks!! I love it!!!

And HORRAY for the akward starfish, I was starting to miss the akwardness =]

[soundlyawake]

fun: awkward has two w's silly ;) and yes! the starfish was an excellent idea!

[jpmetz]

i didn't like this video

[hight0wertv]

me either.

[soundlyawake]

justine: i hate you.

[jazdj04]

I like those shoes!! I want a pair.

[JoshSource]

wait...they rubbed hand sanitizer on their masks?! LMAO

[soundlyawake]

renato: OH yes.

[Yanaaboo]

i love it..NYC is funny

[Eviande]

This video made me miss my converse.

:C

[sayanythingbrooke]

Your tweaking fingers were crabby pinchers!

hahah Im glad you acted that out Eddie Murphy style

[soundlyawake]

brooke: haha well i hope i didn't hurt you.

[catalystick]

did you steal my hand sanitizer from my room? ...i think you did!

[gmaballet]

i may be in love with you.

[MrsJarquin3307]

hahaha. lmao.

[stlxprincess]

LOL. Excellent recreation!

[sexxystarr1009]

lol @ your reenactment

[hight0wertv]

i love doing that fan thing.

i just might do a video like that.

yes! for imaginary nipples.lol.

funky shoes!

[soundlyawake]

dave: haha yes. please make a video speaking into a fan.

[RockGlossMee]

omg! this is too funny! at my work, everyones been looking for the masks and all our hand sanitizers are wiped out!

love ur vids! hoooollleerrrrrrrr!!

[KRETV]

lol this wine flu is something else though!

[makeupbyBree]

does that mean you're in chicago?

[pinkertonXweez]

i love how you say manhattan

thats the only other accent id want if i lost mine

a boston/new yorker w.e accent

[soundlyawake]

pink: lol i didn't realize i said it weird until everyone commented on it.

[pinkertonXweez]

ooh no its not weird

you can have my british accent

and ill have yours

deal?

[mikenguyen84]

play with my nipples.

LMAO @ the reenactment.

OMG! your shoes SCREAM MIKE!

<3

[soundlyawake]

mike: i DID play with your nipples lol

[vlcboleman]

ahhhaaa!!funny as hell

[sakii18]

HAHA!

I can't believe that you actually witnessed that! Wow.

There was someone at my school today wearing the RIGHT type of mask btw,

and earlier this week a friend of mine pulled out a ginormous Lysol wipes container and started wiping off his desk. I'm talking family size.

Personally, I think the swine flu is like the regular flu with the word "swine" in front. The country is only freaking out because the media is doing their job.

[Jacklynuh]

That's hysterical.

I play with the fan all the time! :)

[gypsydancermacaholic]

That is crazy! People need to relax and stop wearing the wrong masks. Its like SARS all over again,Its like some people never stopped wearing the masks.

[ItzMillzXo]

your new shoes..hollarrrrrrrrr

i love ittt yur toooooooooooooo funnyyy !

[akmaccheese]

I love that people are wearing masks. xDD It's so hilarious, especially since it's not really even airborne. :D

[dchsdl]

hahaha oh im so excited to see someone doing something like that i'll have to keep my eyes open!

in japan though people walk around in public wearing disease masks all the time. i thought that was just one of those tourist-rumors, but then i saw it myself....... oh japan, you do make me happy .~^-^~.*

[johneepixels7]

lol, i love the word hooker too. oh and crackwhore.

AAAAANd i love this vid. swine flu is very annoying.

[recapitulation]

MAN HA'AN!

[michristina]

Loooove this video so much!!! LMFAO!!

[hodder1014]

HA...stupidity kills me...there's a small university in PA that isn't letting some students walk with graduation because they went on a mission trip in mexico, BUT they are letting them wander around campus....whatever

[soundlyawake]

hodder: WOW. that's idiotic.

[krystannai]

gosh your so damn hot and so freaking funny

[Spaceydoodle]

hookers drop things? I must be one...I'm constantly dropping things.

[soundlyawake]

space: LOL :)

[DeniseVlogs]

LOL at the conductor saying "im going to have to take a picture of u" my friend told me he saw ppl on the subway with those masks... sigh oh people.

[sweetcuppincakes19]

haha..i think i have that hand sanitizer = ]....midnight pomegranate?

[heavywithmood7]

I was just thinking the same thing! hahaha I am pretty sure that's the one I have too

[soundlyawake]

sweet: lol yes!

[gamerchic13]

Too funny :D. Ha I was thinking the Columbia Sc thing but I figured you didn't go there :).

[LeanyB]

You have a lot of wigs.

This intrigues me.

[SuicideBLondEx]

hahahaha swine freakin' flu.  I would have been taking pictures too of ppl acting redic.

[lively789]

I have those converse! i just got them last sunday! thats weird.

[TwoStrangeKids]

Banana shoes(:

[bizzarrojo]

HAHAHAHA LMFAO!!!! The add on the video is "Swine Flu Symptom"! P.S. LOVE the shoes!

[lovesick15firehazard]

the swine flu is in 19 states so far. only one person has died from it, a 23 year old guy in texas, i think. saw it on the news, read a few articles.. yupp...

i love the word hooker.

[dannWTF]

um, it was a 23 MONTH old child, who had come from mexico for medical attention

[xxbeautybabesxx]

I blame Biden for scaring everybody into not wanting to take any form of transportation.. just saying.....

[caseyjoy97]

i agree. biden went on the today show and he was like 'i wouldn't go on an airplane because if someone sneezed, your in that confined space!'

so much for the stimulous package and boosting the economy.

[l1brababy]

you were at columbia....I live like 5-10 min from there...wicked cool!!!! oh and wicked nice necklace and rockin' kicks!

[millawillaxo]

I love you, end of story. Whenever I need a giggle, this is where go. :)

[sfb001]

lmfao!

2 weird to be a made up story! This epidemic is insane! I cant wait for this thing to be over already!

And might I add....I love the way you say ManhattUN. lol you Northern boys...really! I mean we southern men need to give you guys some tutorials in speaking and slaughtering the English language!

Love the bling....caught my eye!

[soundlyawake]

sf: lol how do you say it?!

[sfb001]

Nick,

you say ManHATTAN! Not HATTUN!

lol

I love the way you said it...I have watched it over about ten times.

ManhattUN!

lol

Welcome to the fruits of the South! Now admit it...you are from Mississippi!

[soundlyawake]

sf: you're going to have to make a video response for this. i can not imagine any other way to say it lol

[sfb001]

Nick,

And pop my youtube cherry! Never! lol

I cant imagine making a video and posting it!

But inregards to your slaughtering of ManhattUN simply put emphasis on HATTAN and allow it to roll off you tonuge and not linger on the AN at the end, go with the TAN...to me it makes more sense and sounds a bit more civil. Then again I am a history major...so Im a bit of a dork. ;-)

[soundlyawake]

sf: are you talking about my glottal stop? like hawai'i. kitten. mitten. rotten.

[sfb001]

nick,

lmfao!

That could be one possibility!

Good luck with that!

;-)

S

[kiwisweeti]

Haha! That's funny. Were you in Columbia, South Carolina?

[soundlyawake]

kiwi: columbia university :)

[littlebigapple7]

OMG this is so true!! I work for a distributor of masks and this week was insane madness!!!! People are insane, and aggressive if they don't get their freakin' masks! Where're in Toronto and people think it's gonna be the 1918 pandemic...ridiculous... Love ur videos!!

[SimplySLoan]

C+? Falsehood!

[turnthepage]

hooker is a FUN words. Im twitter stalking you now.

[roriroar]

You might be my hooker as much as I am pimping you out. Moohahah

[soundlyawake]

ror: lol well thank you very much for that!

[pinkberry141]

this really happened? lol

[babycakesjk]

columbia sc?

[OjosDeAmor18]

jajajajajajaja omg! dont u just love new york...my aunt in mexico isnt even wearing the masks anymore. they stoped it over there.

[sooumyea]

LOL! the description is almost funnier than the vid...ALMOST!!!

[marmaladexskies]

everybody thought i had swine flu but it was just strep throat...

you could try an awkward seahorse....some how....

or an awkard lemur...

[x1xKCx1x]

YAY AWKWARD STARFISH!!! You're amazing!

[soundlyawake]

x: thanks for the suggestion! :)

[Chreesay]

Totally beats me seeing an elderly woman riding a bike with a mask on. lol.

[soundlyawake]

chree: LMAO oh but that's golden.

[DonaGothika]

LOL!!! I thought I was the only one who got a kick out of talking into my fan. . .Next time try singing. . .*sigh* Classic amusement!

[mizshaina]

omg!! that is so ridiculous. My town has run OUT of sanitizer... except for the dollar store!!!

[narsaddict]

i tell u only in n.y u see that shit lol

i miss taking the subway/train!

love the shoes, so fetch ! haha

also r u going to that 789 thing in the city ?

[soundlyawake]

nars: yep!

[narsaddict]

who r u going with ?

[alabellas87]

lol

[Juuuday]

your necklace IS fun!

what scent of sanitizer ya got there? i has vanilla :)

[elDesaparecida]

Who doesn't like the word hooker?