The Return Of The Tourettes Guy (Part 1)

[AshRabbit001]

From 2:00 to 2:44 it's like a wrestling promo for him in a way. Don't believe me? Try playing the Celebrity Deathmatch theme during this, of course you need to time it right, and you'll see what I mean.

[OneMightyThor]

Anyone else went to the: ''Breast Massage Video: Asymmetry with Implant Position - Robert Caridi, MD''

video after this?

[THCEn1gmA]

WHAT WAS HE IN JAIL FOR ?

[arachnidman8eyes]

@THCEn1gmA being too awesome

[sooriginalful]

is it that big black woman u work with?

no its from amazon.com!

AHAHAAH XD! AMAZON!

[NickyAmerica]

0:29

FUCK

[tjbyrum1]

"And once you see my dick, YOU WON'T WANT IT!"

[0Happyjack0]

Water, water, water, water

[ravenlord5000]

LMAO! wtf is a "wheel barrel"?

[jghcky]

@ravenlord5000 he means Wheel Barrow

[gtikounaify]

What did he go to jail for?

[iamarnesonismypsn]

Why is there a video with tits in the suggested videos?

[tenhundredkills]

@iamarnesonismypsn He does say TITS alot in other videos...

[crabsinthebucket]

EEEEEEEEEGGS

[DKBxB3AST]

Ahhhh damnit.... Ahh damnit.... Ahhh damnit.. Bitch.... Ahhh damnit!

[residentevilcoy]

it would be funny if the blender part was featured on sesame street

[Th3p3nGu1n6]

1:08 What's your biggest fear? I'm not afraid of SHIT! Except snakes. Hahaha great part

[Wavedude21101]

HES NOT AFRAID OF SHIT!!.... except snakes. lol 

[IvoryGecko1993]

115 idiots are going to be taken to small claims court.

Tourettes guy will take his business to Comcast.

[WaliWorldX]

0:49 Ah, Dammit 1:22 WATER. press 3 and 5 from great justice.

[RenagadeSoldier22]

You can see that he was trying not to curse when he was reading off the letter code for the blender.

[prophetofdoom41]

im wondering why, "Breast Massage Video" is in the related videos....

[NAMSTheMediaCow]

@prophetofdoom41 agreed but hey it looks cool

[orientasmaniandevil]

omfg is this 4 real ?why post this on the tube its humliating and ppl are leaving nasty comments very unnescery in my opinion

[shottskies]

how the hell would tourettes guy survive in prison?

[misctreett]

is that that big black woman you work with?

[LiberalDeathMachine]

wait, I thought the Tourette's guy was dead?

[ponypaul]

@LiberalDeathMachine no he ended up going to jail and lied about his death

[LiberalDeathMachine]

@ponypaul that sucks.

[KaronsDarkness]

@ponypaul What did he go to jail for? (If you know)

[ponypaul]

@KaronsDarkness i actually do not know

[KaronsDarkness]

@ponypaul He probably just sat around with his ass up his ass

[REDsnapah85]

looks like he finally took his business to Comcast :P



[staticlord1]

@ytfanforever very low chance of that happening seeing as he died in a car crash

[DrowningInWasps]

Amazon.com never heard of her

[RonMailbox]

And once you see my dick... YOU WON'T WANT IT

[MaxxTheSlash]

Jesyus Christ, doesn't Tourettes guy change his damn shirt? Is his closet full of blue Tony the Tiger t-shirts?

[Tsumentai]

Where'd you get this video from?

From YouTube

Is that a white girl...

No dad! Youtube.com

[thesniper1191]

Got out of jail? A few years ago I was told he died in a car accident in 2007 and all the comments were saying RIP and shit... Why did he go to jail?

[theblitz8]

@thesniper1191 he tried to kill his ex wife shirlena

[thesniper1191]

@theblitz8 Woah, seriously? Where'd you find that out? I read somewhere he assaulted a store clerk... Info for this guy has so many sides.

[epiclaracroft]

Is this dude for real?

[SFEver1982]

What was the tourettes guy in jail for?

[IssacEsPiNoZa1]

1:08 I'm Not Afraid of Shit! Except Snakes Lmao xD

[noobkillinhannible]

does anyone notice that he already had comcast

[tylergillen2016]

except snakes

[AddVentureCrew]

We got it from Amazon!

[xmanxavier11]

God this is quality fucking shit. Nothing can compete with Tourettes Guy.

[ribbonhead]

What the bull fuckin hell is a franchise fee of $4.62 a month!? XD

[Sarekuwa]

EGGS

[blaxof]

....i was told he was dead.....MY LIFE IS A LIE

[basketballgal10]

I thought he was gonna be like,

"And the letter D as is DICK!"

But...no.

[NikkeiDS]

@basketballgal10 dude, me too! lmao at first actually, i thought he was gonna have a curse word for every letter XD

[basketballgal10]

@NikkeiDS xD

[TheKyGuy]

@basketballgal10 I thought the same thing, actually. XD 

[BlackMoon705]

@basketballgal10 i wish he would hace

[THCEn1gmA]

@basketballgal10 i think we all did :(

[MrGeegotit]

tourettes guy:where did you get all this shit?

Son: got it from amazon

tourettes guy: Is that that big black woman you work with?

....lmfao#weak

[mywatchingtube]

113 people got a a franchise fee

[OmegaSe7en]

S as in "SNAKE"

H as in "HOSPITAL"

I as in "ICECREAM"

R as in "ROBOT"

L as in "LAMA"

E as in "EGGS"

N as in "NEW YEARS"

A as in "AIRPLANE"

Shirlena......AH SHIT!

[fichador3000]

Age Restriccion? Holy Fuck!

[TheSuperMarioBros2]

fun fact: touretts guy shook his head 39 times

[rabidm0ng0se]

now is this guy for real or does he just do this for fun?

[Roach3150472]

And once you see my dick..YOU WON'T WANT IT!!

[didogazeto]

0:00 SHIIIIT

a classic

[PapaSmurf055]

Aw... why tourettes guy get flagged?

[BizcitDude16202]

(head nodding head nodding head nodding head nodding head nodding faster and faster faster) FUCK!!!!!!!!

[borderlandsCHH]

For the blender thing it should be "w" as in Water!!

[urownpersonalstalker]

His head shaking at the beginning was like a plane taking off.

[blackopsmaster121]

FIRST LINE OF THE EPISODE READY SHIIITTT!

[ZZSFAN]

480p?

Tourette's guy's evolved.

[4781d36]

lol I was expecting his head to fly off 25 seconds into it.

[BasedJatt]

Everything seems so scripted...

[seshy100inuyasha]

0:17 Nu. Nu. Nunu.nunu.nununu.nununu.nununu­nu.nunununu. FUCK!!!!!

[SilentExterminator]

What kind of Parole Officer's name is, "Mr. Dingus?"

[yojohnyyo]

Lmfao upload more

[seshy100inuyasha]

I love the way he shakes his head in denial!

[royalty890]

112 people were charged for the second Goddamned fucking month in a row for using youtube.

[blackopsmaster121]

112 people thought amazon.com was a big black lady

[casedistorted]

lol to jeffordT's dumbass...if you watch the other videos his freakin DAD is in it so how could it be an imposter. it's the same dad that looks like santa is angry n old and is in the older videos too. derp. bad troll is bad.

[SplinterCellFrever]

More new videos please!!

[Lomse350]

why flagged?

[FinalMadnessGod]

did you guys saw the tourettes guy look at the camera before he said "is that big black woman you work with?" cause if you did that means you have eagle eyes (meaning you can see in far range)

thumbs up if you saw it

[poisonilluminations]

this man is my husband.......................

[ytfanforever]

Dear Santa can we get some more Tourettes Guy videos this Christmas? :D

[homeworld523]

@ytfanforever Hard for a dead guy to make vids, eh ?

[0HI0music]

ok, i wanna know how he didnt get a neck strain at the beginning??

[MrThirsty24]

109 people didn't get a full refund.

[evilhomer450]

AND ONCE YOU SEE MY DICK, YOU WON'T WANT IT!

[Shitbird3249]

B as in bitch, W as in what the fuck, P as in pussy, C as in fuck, B as in big black woman with big tits, P as in put your face in my ass, G as in faggot, J as in junk like the shit attached to my dick, E as in go eat a dick, D as in dont forget your ass.

[Shitbird3249]

Im not afraid of SHEAATTT!!!!!...... except snakes.

[jeffordT]

This is an impostor. There are not so subtle differences in the mannerisms and speech patterns. At times, you can see where he is just regurgitating material that can be found of the original videos.

[TheFaceofPureAwesome]

@jeffordT He doesn't even get paid for this. Why would he need an impostor?

[jeffordT]

@TheFaceofPureAwesome Its simply to revive a past internet meme. If you look at the two, you will begin to see the differences.

[casedistorted]

@jeffordT rofl this is not an imposter, as time goes on peoples appearances and mannerisms change, no one stays exactly the same. especially if you've been in jail

[josephjd1]

Don't know if its true but he went to jail for assaulting a Lens Crafter clerk and was sentenced to 2 years in prison and probation

[xMANBEARPlGx]

"insert quote from video"

[shootinstyx]

@harkaruofshadows yeah he was for being a pedophile

[hakaruofshadows]

I thought tourettes guy died? wtf he was just in jail? good to know

[SOCCERplayer4Life14]

I'M NOT AFRAID OF SHIITTT!!! Except snakes

[TheGuyThatsAwesome]

The next phone call I get I'm going to answer with FUCK

[connor300]

WATER WATER WATER WATER

[connor300]

0:28 LOL

[mobelso25]

You are stupid lol

[Jelyjiggler]

Once you see my dick YOU WONT WANT IT!- I actully pissed my pants from this and my girlfriend broke up with me because i wouldnt stop saying it lol

[2legit2quit554]

What's your biggest fear?

I'M NOT AFRAID OF SHIT!!!!!!

except snakes

[tidmouthmilk12]

0:48 Bruce Perry's natural world

0:53 Downton Abbey

0:56 Fifth Gear

1:00 Signed by Katy Price

[Phycopath71]

108 people were charged twice for cable

[BiohazardBunney]

I guess he's not dead.

[trema12345]

He also looked right at the camera before he made the joke about amazon...

[trema12345]

Honestly I don't believe this is the tourettes guy his facial structure looks different and so does his hair type

[chairmanlikestosit77]

@trema12345 He sounds different than in his other videos at some points as well...

[BrittenLi]

Switch to Comcast. It will get him even more pissed off. :)

[SilentExterminator]

The question is how did he get put in jail?

[Mac1634]

@SilentExterminator The question is how -wouldn't- he get put in jail.

[casedistorted]

@SilentExterminator I think the question is how DIDNT he get put in jail after all this time rofl

[CommanderOfTheSun]

@SilentExterminator Because! The cop didn't think the garbage disposal sounded like Chewbacca taking a shit!!!

[XlFearedlX]

@SilentExterminator Probably for calling his parole officer a dumbass.

[Sffker]

@XlFearedlX He has tourettes, he can't go to jail for swearing. Plus you get a parole officer usually after getting out of jail, unless you only get like 90 days parole, in which case, you don't go to jail at all so your comment is kind of useless..

[ObsidianExodus]

@SilentExterminator Lol, are you KIDDING?! He probably just came in contact with a police officer and was his normal self.

[SilentExterminator]

@ObsidianExodus You never know. With this guy it could of been anything. XD

[urmom436]

@SilentExterminator probably cussing out a cop

[blackopsmaster121]

@SilentExterminator the question is did he get his water?

[stangsaleens7]

108 people never heard of amazon.com

[77isaacpismo77]

and once you see my dick you wont want it!!! ...i almost pissed myself! XD

[Baker3939]

Press 7 for EGGS haha!

[holycrap989]

PRESS '5' FOR WATER

[Baker3939]

They said he died... but he accually went to jail?

[Marylaughsalot123]

1:30 I was waiting for him to say D as in Dumbass lol

[turtleofspades]

press 7 for demon tourrets guy saying eggs

[yamba01]

Did anyone else smell styrofoam corn chips during that last closeup?

[fashionbeautyrocks]

be better without the captions and the shitty acting of the son

[ooNATIVEoo]

they said he died not went to jail

[cdkilla1]

AND IMA TAKE MY BUISNESS TO COMCASSTTTTTTT

[mobelso25]

SHIIIIIT

[Colinmuffinz]

1:30 I was waiting for him to say "And the letter "D" as in DICK!!!!!!"

[dccman2]

@Colinmuffinz same here!!!

[ThePhantomThylacine]

@Colinmuffinz Same here!

[pb19111]

So why was he in jail?

[7793JTF]

not as funny as the old videos

[WelcomeToTheGunShow2]

108 dislikers are going to get taken to the small claims court and have Danny take his business TO COMCAST

[cryptoboy2]

I was taking a shit while watching this. :D

[galebob22]

Go to CC press transcribe audio and enjoy...

[77isaacpismo77]

you change your damn glasses more than you change your damn shirt

[nachoskater44]

someone should give him a gun.

[PTInertiaD]

LOLOL 1:08 Im not afraid of SHIIT!!.....except snakes.

[holycrap989]

0:58 AHHH DAMNIT.... bitch.

[111seeit]

0:18 - slow speed 0:22 - medium 0:26 - high 0:29- overtaking !

[DanDeePee]

1:54 EGGS.

[Jup611]

WATER!

[Deamon123452]

I don't fucking get why the best of tourettes guy wasn't flagged but this was and it did have more language.

[lASusl]

how did he die?

[passionguitar666]

@lASusl he's not

[Premedia]

AND ONCE THEY SEE MY DICK THEY WON'T WANT IT

[FYLKINGJOKER]

Son- What's your biggest fear?

Dad- I'm not afraid of shit!!...... Expect snakes.

[nicholasomesfilms]

b-as in bitch w-as in whore p-as in piss c-as in cock b-as in bitch p-as in piss g-as in gay j-as in jew e-as in eggs and th letter d-as in DICKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

[rocketman2199]

im not afraid of s#$!, except snakes.

[YoungGamemasta]

the way he answered the phone in the begining was HIlarious

[Mrawsomeman22]

what did he go to jail for???

[vkohmoviemaker]

No dad, amazon.com!

-Never heard of her...

[MrMakemegood101]

"And once you see My Dick, YOU WON'T WANT IT!" Favorite qute to use while playing halo or cod lol.

[ONeil888]

Long live danny

[TheOneTheOnlyIvan]

i would've thought tourettesguy would've cursed out his recall code

B AS IN BITCH, W AS IN WHORE, P AS IN PISS, C AS IN COCK, B AS BULLSHIT, P AS IN PENIS, G AS IN GAY, J AS IN JIZZ, D AS IN DUMBASS.

[RachelandKyleHN]

"I love the words he chooses to go with the letters.

[crappyfilmstudio]

i have tourettes syndrome too so if i laugh at this its ok

[OwnageNinja1991]

@crappyfilmstudio *nods no repeadly and yells FUCK*

[joshaaachorn]

IM NOT AFRAID OF SHIT!! ....s.sept snakes

[MrV1C7OR]

Once you see my dick ! YOU WON'T WANT IT ! ! ! !

[asterixking]

who the fuck flagged this video?