Aggressive Penis

[GlobalMonolith]

definately needs more dick.

[thecssnoobz]

yeah needs more dick

[Symixable]

needs more dick yes

[Driv3routin3]

needs more dick

[TheGrizzzle]

this bitch is possesed by a retarded demon

[sedanshaggy]

0:35 best part...

[TheKingGummyBear]

umm its impossible to beat off to this video :( im as soft as a dieper

[kevatsaw]

so ne schiesse wer drüber lacht is kake

[ricensoyasauce13]

Is She Possessed?

[238smithy]

lol..made me laugh haha..seem very hyper lmao!

[LeighannImmaNerd]

omg thats my sister!!!! i love her... and yes she does this ALL the time at home :]]

[MsKristopherX]

@LeighannImmaNerd why yes, yes i do! :D

[Morningdew1435]

WTFUDGE xD

[dash1141]

Christ almighty!

My brain is melting.

[radicaledward40]

um.......speechless

[PowerToker420]

i love her!...

[eeelick]

Some girl looking a lot like this one bit me the other day. You think I should get a rabies shot?

[epicadventurehero]

omg :)

[RobochaoXX]

LOL

[cidhighwind309]

huh,she really did approve of this...

[xxxoxkristenxoxxx]

ha ha lol, this is funny....funnier than the origional, i applaud thee :]

you now have my approvial

[skyler9735]

oh my gawd. awesome you acctuslly clicked on it.

[cidhighwind309]

who is that girl though seriously?

[quijex]

Check the video this is a response to. A TRUE DETECTIVE WOULD KNOW TO DO THAT.

[cidhighwind309]

i was too lazy to look at the related video's,therefore, i fail ='(

[quijex]

='(

[cidhighwind309]

is there a second chance? or am i game over?

[quijex]

I fear you may have become the physical manifestation of game over =(

[DianaVickersTv]

hey whats up? is this you? your reallly preetty!

[lazyasschillypepper3]

bitches be suckin now laters or notin

[jizzbomberr]

I know this girl. I just recently dropped a dirty great big JIZZBOMB on her. It did in fact go all over her. Twas quite schticky.

[saba0th]

WHO ZE FUCK IS TISH, I WANNA RAPE HER TO

[quijex]

OH, YOU AND YOUR RAPING! :)

[saba0th]

OH, ME AND MY RAPING

TELL ME WHO IS IT

[quijex]

l THINK HER NAME IS KRISTEN, JUST A GUESS THOUGH

[Rummy44]

NEEDXZ RePIYTITOPN OF PE NIZ LOL

[quijex]

IF YOU WANT I CAN UPLOAD A PRIVATE LOOPING PENIS VIDEO OF THIS, JUST FOR YOU.

YOU WANT IT? IT'S YOURS MY FRIEND lol

[Rummy44]

YEAH

[quijex]

IT'S DONE NOW. lT WAS HARD WORK, BUT I MADE IT IN THE END.

[hobopigeon]

MILK

[quijex]

MILKY

[thedeadonesrise]

KRISTEN IS A BLONDE

[quijex]

EXCEPT TECHNICALLY NOT

[RobotComics]

I think you just summed up what it's like to watch a blonde do a Vlog anywhere on the internet.

[quijex]

Actually, she isn't blonde. In the source video, she states she has dyed her hair. This video is, in fact, evidence that the levels of melanin in hair does not cause stereotypical behaviour.

This study is currently under peer review for publication in Nature.

[RobotComics]

I thought being technical was my thing.

[quijex]

Looks like I'm occupying your niche now. ADAPT OR DIE.

[RobotComics]

Being a carnivore will pay off.

[quijex]

Oh yeah? The Tyrannosaurus rexes were carnivores. Guess what happened to them? They died. All of 'em.

OMNIVORES FTW

[RobotComics]

Remember that hamburger you ate (Assuming you eat hamburgers at all) the other day? Guess what kind of animal that was.

[quijex]

Well, the last time I ate a hamburger, I'm pretty sure the animal contained within was a herbivore, specifically a cow. But it's dead now. There's no sense crying over spilt milk. BADUMTISH

I THINK THAT WORKS

[RobotComics]

...And that's what happens to things that aren't at the top of the food chain. Teh end.

Such a classic story, but it never seems to get old.

[quijex]

Oh yeah? And since when were you at the top of the the food chain? You just said you were going to be a carnivore. I, AS AN OMNIVORE, COULD STILL EAT YOU.

Plus, you are dependant on another organism to survive. I, on the other hand, have the flexibility of consuming more condensed energy sources from animals, or easier, more reliable plant matter for when I don't have "access" to animals. How you gonna beat that, eh?

[RobotComics]

Everything is dependant on other organisms to survive.

I was assuming you were intending to settle this over a one on one battle, not a battle of survival to the oldest age.

[quijex]

Ah, but isn't genetic superiority all about surviving long enough to reproduce?

[RobotComics]

Flies and misquitoes come to mind.

[quijex]

Yes. They survive long enough to reproduce, and they are so successful because they become sexually mature and reproduce so quickly, thus don't need to have long lifespans.

Besides, I could beat a fly or mosquito in a fight any day. Pfft.

[RobotComics]

This fake battle has gone on too long.

It seems as though we are too evenly matched.

So, we must see who is more skillful with a lightsaber.

AnakinVSObiWan.jpg

[quijex]

hello.jpg

[Spoons4evr]

apples are here but not for me

[quijex]

THIRD PLACE: YOU GET THE PEACHES

[Phoenon4]

AND WHO LIKES PENIS? I DONT

[quijex]

SECOND PLACE: YOU GET THE PEARS

[CptNameless]

She is definitely not annoying.

[quijex]

YOU WIN: YOU GET THE APPLES