yo mama so fat when she was floating in the ocean spain claimed her as the new world.If you dont like that one here is another one.Yo mama so ugly that when she was born the docters charged her parents for littering.
DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTULLY WORKS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMARROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DO NOT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN THE NEXT 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READING THIS SO DUNT STOP. THIS IS SO SCARY PUT THIS ON AT LEAST 5 VIDEOS IN THE NEXT 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT WOR
@jdoglion u ned to stop hatin they r little kids im 13 and i am not gonna let u dis on little kids either u just mad they r better than u will ever be and u the one who clicked this video remember that
U got a nerd and a fag. White boy l and nerd look like they were ready to suck that stick or something. i know one thing is you guys had a momma you wouldnt waste your time with this stupid momma jokes but i know u must have 2 fag dads just by white boy hold the stick and nerd wants some of that stick too. Get a life u fucking morons. Quit sucking your daddys dick and get a life.
Heres funny ones : yo mama so fat she saw a school bus and thought it was a twinkie. yo mama so stupid she put her face in a book and thought she was on facebook. yo mama so stupid she went to the dentist to get blue tooth. yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it. yo mama so ugly someone aimed a missle at her and it turned around.
yo mamma is fat where in her right now . yo mamma so so stupid she put'smake up on her for head to make up her mind. yo mamma is so ugly when she was born her mom said what a treasure and her dad said than let's go barrie it then. yo mamma so fat she got baptised at sea world.
Yo mama is so stupid that when she sees a school bus full of white kids she says stop that Twinkie . Yo mama is so stupid that when she sees alot of white people running down the street she says avalanch
this is the stupidest video ever i rather lick a horses ass when it took a shit u know sometimes i wonder what the hell u guys do in your free time damn this a gay video!
On December 24,2006 at 8 o'clock in the morning, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead.Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death.His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened.Turns out he was still signed into myspace.She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't repost a chain letter.if you don't repost this to 6 videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight. sorry don't wanna die
Ya yo mamas teeth are so yellow we she smiles traffic slows down
mvs129 2 days ago
ya suck yo
YO MAMA TEETH IS SOOO YELLOW WHEN THE SUN WENT AWAY GOD SAID SMILE
GamePlayDude67 4 days ago
u suck kid
52552124555663355895 5 days ago
you so ulgy,when yo mama droped you off at school,she got a ticket for littering
Zshot7 1 week ago
yo mommas so stupid she tried to tell skrillex off
Mrezioisamazing 2 weeks ago
Rubbish
SuperSkate365 2 weeks ago
Your mama Is like a brick she flat on both sides and get laid by mexicans
wezzyfbaby991 2 weeks ago
O DAMN @wezzyfbaby991
nathanshelman 1 week ago
Yo momma so stupid she let u 2 make this video... Hehe
WaqqPositive 4 weeks ago
Yo Moma is so stupid that when they told her is she new her abc the only letters she new was KFC
leonardomartinez1200 1 month ago
Your mama is so damn nasty, she poured salt water down her pants to keep her krabs fresh:L
kalistaflansburg 1 month ago
damn. burn
nathanshelman 1 week ago
yo mama so fat when she was floating in the ocean spain claimed her as the new world.If you dont like that one here is another one.Yo mama so ugly that when she was born the docters charged her parents for littering.
JJman2356 1 month ago
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yo mama so fat she ate the rest of the joke
awesomesauce1227 1 month ago
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awesomesauce1227 1 month ago
yo mama so white when i seen her i screamed AHH GHOST and ran
awesomesauce1227 1 month ago 2
Wdf is wrong with the crackers voice......
yannkes4 1 month ago
yo mama so dirty that i went threw her bush and found raspberry
sam39048 1 month ago
yo mamma so ugly when she entered an ugly contest she got disqulified for being a professional at it.
KSAJproductions 1 month ago
Heard em all b4
tyler0292 1 month ago
fail....just.......fail
yoyopoo22 1 month ago
Fuck yo mama jokes
baythizzness1027 1 month ago
WTF?!?!?! Every yo mamma joke people have to say a fucking shit line of their own how shit
YungMikez 1 month ago
yo mama so fat' she sang this abcdefg get your fat ass off of me. ohhhhhh
SuperJcm14 1 month ago
yo mama is so stupid that when she threw a rock at the ground she missed
tanumyclan 2 months ago
Ima make a yo mama joke video so check it out
Mw3own246 2 months ago
both take this YO MAMA SO FAT AND BLACK WHEN SHE GOES OUTSIDE EVERYONE YELLS "ECLIPSE!!!"
SPARTA4677 2 months ago
HEY red shirt. Take this one.
Your mommas so stupid, she gave birth to you.
So WHAT NOW?!?
vtboy00 2 months ago
YO Mama So Poor, she put two Quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent
jewoisawesome 2 months ago
this movie is shit literly
newton1860 3 months ago
a kid in the brown shirt take this your moma so dome she sold her car gas money
SuperSniff123 4 months ago
Hey tell your mom to stop changing her lipstick....my sick is starting to look like a rainbow
sanders21haha 4 months ago
is ur mom behind the camera? dont u think she'll offended? lawls did she adopt one of u?
anniebear488 4 months ago
i sorry i can't talk about your mama because i don't even know the man
Arch3Sandr 5 months ago 5
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Arch3Sandr 5 months ago
i don't have a mom me and my dad share yours
Arch3Sandr 5 months ago
speak louder lol
Rock2HeadProductions 5 months ago
hey, see my yo momma jokes video, this will show the kids.
MegaCouch999 5 months ago
yo moma's so fat when she whent to ocean all the whale's said we are family even thou your fater than me *my joke*
i1KiCK1BUTT 5 months ago
kid on the rigt sux lol
19lionkingfan 5 months ago
yo mama's house is so small when she ordered a large pizza she had to eat it outside.
benji0214 6 months ago
yo mama so crosseyed tears run down her back
yo mama so fat i had a sleepover in her belly button
yo mama so black when she gets in water everybody yells OIL SPILL
yo mama so poor when i ring her doorbell i hear the toilet flush
yo mama so dumb she sat on the tv and watched the couch
yo mama so poor her tv has 2 channels: ON and OFF
yo mama so fat people explore her pit hair jungles
Tapoutboy58 6 months ago
DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTULLY WORKS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMARROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DO NOT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN THE NEXT 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READING THIS SO DUNT STOP. THIS IS SO SCARY PUT THIS ON AT LEAST 5 VIDEOS IN THE NEXT 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT WOR
theNigroso101 6 months ago
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your mommas pussy so wide you have to swing on her pubes to get across
jeremy112357 6 months ago
Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck. Yo mama so stupid she threw a ball at the ground and missed. PWNED
scbspaceballs 6 months ago
take this kid on the brown shirt
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."
Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon.
Yo mama so bald, when she goes to bed, her head slips off the pillow.
cristianoronaldo902 6 months ago
yo mama so poor her face is on the back of food stamps Pwned!
Etlego 6 months ago
yo mamma like a shotgun, two cocks and she blows!
nicksmart45 6 months ago
yo mama is so pore she stole free bread
danielamelenakninzo 7 months ago
kid with brown shirt yo momma is fat she dosent need internet shes already world wide lol
MultiBlackops97 7 months ago
Fake nd gay just like thoes 2 bitches
jdoglion 7 months ago
@jdoglion u ned to stop hatin they r little kids im 13 and i am not gonna let u dis on little kids either u just mad they r better than u will ever be and u the one who clicked this video remember that
17edwardcullenishot 6 months ago
there stealing peoples jokes
AsianJordan1 7 months ago
U got a nerd and a fag. White boy l and nerd look like they were ready to suck that stick or something. i know one thing is you guys had a momma you wouldnt waste your time with this stupid momma jokes but i know u must have 2 fag dads just by white boy hold the stick and nerd wants some of that stick too. Get a life u fucking morons. Quit sucking your daddys dick and get a life.
Yourmomgivesmehead 7 months ago
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yo mama's so fat she uses cheat codes for wii fit.
Warlord795 7 months ago
Heres funny ones : yo mama so fat she saw a school bus and thought it was a twinkie. yo mama so stupid she put her face in a book and thought she was on facebook. yo mama so stupid she went to the dentist to get blue tooth. yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it. yo mama so ugly someone aimed a missle at her and it turned around.
tomasv318 7 months ago
@tomasv318 all them jokes you stole , and they are lame u fucking dumb ass
whiteboy551 7 months ago
Yo momma so fat that when she jumped in into the Ocean the whales came and sang "WE ARE FAMILY"
NeighborBrothers 7 months ago
Yo momma so fat, that when she saw a bus full of white kids she ran after it screaming TWINKIE!!!
NeighborBrothers 7 months ago
God, stop hating on these children! So what that these 7 year olds can't do it probably? What is wrong with you?
innovatoranimator 7 months ago
Yo momma is so stupid she had one black kid and one white kid (these FAGS in the video)
tizeret 7 months ago
Get a life fagget
Sp00nVsNova 7 months ago
Your video blows
edgar60033 7 months ago
your video sucks
MrRocketJack 7 months ago
Lol your mama so ugly that's she ugly
bigarod626 7 months ago
Hey guysh! I dont know why i tawk wike dis?
PS u FAIL
MmmCookiesMm 7 months ago
yo mama is so skinny she can defent the rain
hichamtoons 7 months ago
I gots one....... UR mama is stupid SHE GAVE BIRTH TO U. UR JOKES SUCK DICK!!!
XxD4rKH3r0xX 7 months ago
your mommas so fat she uses cheat codes for wii fit and u guys suck
blow123100 7 months ago
dood i heard all of those jokes at school and ps u guys suck
rand0m6u1 7 months ago
@rand0m6u1 no joke i heard them all in 2nd grade
VampireXD08 7 months ago
yo mama so fat that when Jesus said "let there be light." he just had to move her out of the way. oooooohhhhhhh wat now
tokiohotel307 7 months ago
Ha lol talk louder
21Mrswagg 7 months ago
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xR3dMiist 7 months ago
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xR3dMiist 7 months ago
your mamas so stupid she watched this video
seBeaststromboli213 7 months ago
yo mama only has 1 toe and kneeh they call her tony
yo mama has no fingers she is talking about pressing charges
bootz223 7 months ago
yo mama so dirty, i called her up for phone sex and got an ear infection ;)
klay142 7 months ago
2 fagz
7Danny71997 7 months ago
Wtf
kaito31361 7 months ago
the got of the internt
MegaKobe1fan 7 months ago
Yo momma is so stupid she gose to the army to hear sojia boy
mickeymouse24100 7 months ago
im referring to the fags who made this peice of shit
ITzCHANMAN 7 months ago
Yo fags yo mammas r so ugly justin beiber wouldnt even suck their dicks
ITzCHANMAN 7 months ago
@ITzCHANMAN you're a fucking idiot.
ERKRAKANARB 7 months ago
TALK LOUDER! ive got new shoes. so not funny
christy3920 7 months ago
Funny
loviiiiful 7 months ago
TALK LOUDER XDDDDD
BipoisaG 7 months ago
Wow what a dick the kid in the red shirt was just talkin about his new shoes then the kid in brown went and talked about his mom
TheMagicMatthias 7 months ago
yo mama so old she farts out dust!!!
superchicken1232 7 months ago
yo mama owed still jesus a quarter
superchicken1232 7 months ago
yo momma so stupid she heard it was chilly outside so she went outside with a bowl and a spoon
weenkienator11 7 months ago
So this is what foreskin does in it's spare time...
JNTshowshow 7 months ago
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both of you loser's your mama so fat she made a new earth
jemswag101 7 months ago
both of you loser's your mama so fat she made a new earth
jemswag101 7 months ago
Ur moma is so stupid she uses vision gogals wen she fu4s ur dad
lela880 7 months ago
Just because u said to subscribe I'm not subscribing
smackmasterful 7 months ago 3
yo kid with brown shirt take this
Yo mama so skinny her nipples touch.
Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio
Yo mama so skinny she has to hold herself above the toilet for fear of falling in.
Yo mama so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex.
Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared.
XDRAGON3D 7 months ago 7
Kid with the brown shirt: Yo mama's so fat when she went to Tokyo they all said, "Oh no Godzilla's back"
Mom behind the camera:*whispers*"Talk louder"
AHAHAHAHA
MrDc4747 7 months ago 14
yo momma is so fat bill gates can't pay for her liposection
doughnutsandbagelz 7 months ago
yo mamas glasses are so thick hen she looks on a map she can see people waving
ThEbRoHaMaS 7 months ago
kid with red shirt says shut up fag or i"l put my stick in your mouth kid with camra oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
MrLuckey201 7 months ago
yo mama so ugly her mom threw her out da house and got charged 4 litering
mrelijahboi69 7 months ago
5 years later
red shirt: yo son check out my new car!
brown shirt: man i fucked yo mom!
red shirt:....awww :(
fiercdeity3 7 months ago
you mama is so stupid that she put 2 baterys on her but and then she yelled i got the power and your moma is just, , , ugly
emc10001 7 months ago
both yo mamas so ugley she had you
MrGamingguy1000 7 months ago
to momma so ugly that when she died the devil wouldn't let her in hell because he didnt want the demons to be scared
TheWeatherman1100 7 months ago
Yo mommas so poor in front of her door the mat said Welfare instead of welcome
Yo momma so poor she steels free bread
Si11YRaBb1D 7 months ago
O-O Who else noticed that this yo momma battle started all because a white kid wanted to show off his new shoes? xD
ThisFateOfMine 7 months ago
nigga beat white kid owee yea!
ikancount2 7 months ago
YO MOMMA SO SHORT I CAN SEE HER FEET ON HER DRIVER'S LICENCE!!!!
notyourtype1 8 months ago
you suck so bad my grandma has better jokes
Randoissick 8 months ago
yo mamma is fat where in her right now . yo mamma so so stupid she put'smake up on her for head to make up her mind. yo mamma is so ugly when she was born her mom said what a treasure and her dad said than let's go barrie it then. yo mamma so fat she got baptised at sea world.
iou577 8 months ago
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i messed up :(
clindke2 8 months ago
i messed up :(
clindke2 8 months ago
Yo mama so fat God couldn't laught the Earth until she moved!!!XP
clindke2 8 months ago
Yo mama so fat God couldn't lught the Earth until she moved!!!XP
clindke2 8 months ago
yo mama so ugly shes ugly
az091645 8 months ago
Yeah
footballwizard1000 8 months ago
Dude in glasses killed it!
96MoHaWk 8 months ago
yo mama is so stupid wen she herd of the super bowl she bot a spoon
horseforce116 8 months ago
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Yo mamas afro is so big when she got in my car everyone thought my windows were tinted
josee431 8 months ago
yo mama is like a squerral. she can't keep nuts out of her mouth
xxxDarkShadows 8 months ago
HERE WE Go -
Your momma so fat she sat on a toy and it sang "A B C D E F G get yo fat ass off of me!!!"
theakwardshow131 8 months ago
yo mama so fat she got baptized at seaworld
sylux12LOL 8 months ago
yo mamma so fat when she fell in love she broked it
tamiamicolt 8 months ago
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2) Copy all of these steps.
3) Go to two other video.
4) Paste it in the comments.
If you can do all of this without breathing you're a good pot smoke
musicislifex182 8 months ago
yo momma ugly she made alvis turn around from his grave.
mrdeathkingofemo 8 months ago
YO mAMA SO FAT OBI ONE KANOBI SAID THATS NO MOON THATS YO MAMA!!!
Frembleful 8 months ago
YO MAMAS VOICE IS SO HIGH IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURS
MrDirtaddict 8 months ago
BOTH YO PAPAS ARE SO GAY THEY LOOK LIKE U
MrDirtaddict 8 months ago
Yo mama is so stupid that when she sees a school bus full of white kids she says stop that Twinkie . Yo mama is so stupid that when she sees alot of white people running down the street she says avalanch
bjathas 8 months ago
thats a stupid azz video
Super1pimp 8 months ago
Yo Momma So Fat, When she went to KFC She Said " Can i get the big bucket up there." lol
2324eazy 8 months ago
yo momma is so nasty the last time she got some ass was when her finger slipped through her toilet paper
Morenosk8rgrl22 8 months ago
yo mommas so ugly, that when she joined an ugly contest, they said "sorry. no professionals"
dragonlova64 8 months ago
THIS IS F**KIN RETARDED
CodAmazmentClips 8 months ago
your mums so fat. that she is fat ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
CaMeRoNQS 8 months ago
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u momma so ugly no wonder why waldo is hiding
garabede1 8 months ago
LOLL
beezyb42011 8 months ago
Yo mama is so fat your family picture fell off the wall/yo mama is so fat that not even Jesus can lift her spirit
bigjimbob3737 8 months ago
yo momma soo ghetto when she breast feeds kool-aid comes out
jdog1231741 8 months ago
yo momma is like a tornado she sucks blows and always comes back
caution36877 9 months ago
both yo mamas are so stupid they had you
AwesomePurpleMONKEYS 9 months ago
yo mama so fat when she sat on wal-mart she lowered the prices!
twotimeslucky 9 months ago
your mama is so poor that when you step on a fag she said way turn off heating
jadonkiller99 9 months ago
your moma is so ugly she uploaded pictures to her computer and the antivurus deleted them
Your moma is so fat she tried to get on the toilet
your moma is so poor she couldnt afford a box to live in
you moma is so ugly hell doesnt accept it
HISTORIAN854 9 months ago
Your mom is like a shotgun 2 cocks and shes ready
heyiloveglozell 9 months ago
talk louder.............REALLY THAT BETTER
hopefull226 9 months ago
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talk louder.............REALY THAT BETTER
hopefull226 9 months ago
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talk louder.............REALY THAT BETTER
hopefull226 9 months ago
talk louder.............REALY THAT BETTER
hopefull226 9 months ago
ya mom so big she had 2 be baptized at the sea life center LOL XD
joseph6505 9 months ago
yo mama soooo fat she broke your family tree.
Tr1pl3Mth6tsM3 9 months ago
yo mamas soo gay...wait she was a guy all along!
Caminy72 9 months ago
yo mama is so fat when she wore red everybody said "HEY KOOL-AID
yo mama is so poor when i steped on a cigarette she said "who turned off the heat"
yo mama is so stupid she threw a rock at the ground and missed
yo mama is so stupid she stole a free sample
yo mama is so stupid she put a quartar in each ear and said she was listening to 50 cent
yo mama is so stupid she locked herself in a grocery store and starved
omarrocks100 9 months ago
i could serve both of them he said ur mommas sho not soo fag
911pooperscooper 9 months ago
if you realy want to know about mistakes ask you parents
LifeInMintues 9 months ago
man there faggets
50chilango 9 months ago
yo mama so fat the hoarse on her polo shirt is real!!!
TheJaredavery 9 months ago
i heard him wisper tak louder
mw2shrk 9 months ago
this is the stupidest video ever i rather lick a horses ass when it took a shit u know sometimes i wonder what the hell u guys do in your free time damn this a gay video!
garrisons2 9 months ago
this is the stupidest video ever i rather lick a horses ass when it took a shit
garrisons2 9 months ago
this is the stupidest video ever i rather lick a horses ass
garrisons2 9 months ago
And this is why little kids should not have acces to the internet
chrisdrumsw 9 months ago
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
andre12patriots 9 months ago
Yo mama is so old when someone asked her to act her age she died
mopar2001jbird 9 months ago
your mama so ugly when bob the builder saw her he said can't fix that
rahjeeisasupperstar 9 months ago
Yo muma's is so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
This is bullshit too
Yo muma's so short she slam dunkt her bus ticket
Boom bitch
BreeZeR5o5 9 months ago
On December 24,2006 at 8 o'clock in the morning, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead.Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death.His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened.Turns out he was still signed into myspace.She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't repost a chain letter.if you don't repost this to 6 videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight. sorry don't wanna die
xXxlydiiuhhxXx 9 months ago
My friend has a lil bro and his mom ylld at him cuz he tryed makn them shes like Shut up u r hirrible at multi tasking! Lol
blazzingbulletz 9 months ago
yo mama so fat she caused the earthquake and the tsunami in japan
gtasacheater 9 months ago
that is lame :***
SkateMaster434 9 months ago
yo mamma is so ugly she went up to bob the builder and he said 'WE CANT FIX THAT".
A7XAVENGEDSEVEN 9 months ago
you two kids are so ugly that when your mom droped you off at school she got a ticket for litering
jolyman100 9 months ago
HEY TO BOTH OF YOU!!
YO MOMMA SO STUPID SHE SAT ON THE TV AND WATCHED THE COUCH!!!
DGKproductions11 9 months ago