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  • Ya yo mamas teeth are so yellow we she smiles traffic slows down

  • ya suck yo

    YO MAMA TEETH IS SOOO YELLOW WHEN THE SUN WENT AWAY GOD SAID SMILE

  • u suck kid

    

  • you so ulgy,when yo mama droped you off at school,she got a ticket for littering

  • yo mommas so stupid she tried to tell skrillex off

  • Rubbish

  • Your mama Is like a brick she flat on both sides and get laid by mexicans

  • O DAMN  @wezzyfbaby991

  • Yo momma so stupid she let u 2 make this video... Hehe

  • Yo Moma is so stupid that when they told her is she new her abc the only letters she new was KFC

  • Your mama is so damn nasty, she poured salt water down her pants to keep her krabs fresh:L

  • damn. burn

  • yo mama so fat when she was floating in the ocean spain claimed her as the new world.If you dont like that one here is another one.Yo mama so ugly that when she was born the docters charged her parents for littering.

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  • yo mama so white when i seen her i screamed AHH GHOST and ran

  • Wdf is wrong with the crackers voice......

  • yo mama so dirty that i went threw her bush and found raspberry

  • yo mamma so ugly when she entered an ugly contest she got disqulified for being a professional at it.

  • Heard em all b4

  • fail....just.......fail

  • Fuck yo mama jokes

  • WTF?!?!?! Every yo mamma joke people have to say a fucking shit line of their own how shit

  • yo mama so fat' she sang this abcdefg get your fat ass off of me. ohhhhhh

  • yo mama is so stupid that when she threw a rock at the ground she missed

    

  • Ima make a yo mama joke video so check it out

  • both take this YO MAMA SO FAT AND BLACK WHEN SHE GOES OUTSIDE EVERYONE YELLS "ECLIPSE!!!"

  • HEY red shirt. Take this one.

    Your mommas so stupid, she gave birth to you.

    So WHAT NOW?!?

  • YO Mama So Poor, she put two Quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent

  • this movie is shit literly

  • a kid in the brown shirt take this your moma so dome she sold her car gas money

  • Hey tell your mom to stop changing her lipstick....my sick is starting to look like a rainbow

  • is ur mom behind the camera? dont u think she'll offended? lawls did she adopt one of u?

  • i sorry i can't talk about your mama because i don't even know the man

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  • i don't have a mom me and my dad share yours

  • speak louder lol

  • hey, see my yo momma jokes video, this will show the kids.

  • yo moma's so fat when she whent to ocean all the whale's said we are family even thou your fater than me *my joke*

  • kid on the rigt sux lol

  • yo mama's house is so small when she ordered a large pizza she had to eat it outside.

  • yo mama so crosseyed tears run down her back

    yo mama so fat i had a sleepover in her belly button

    yo mama so black when she gets in water everybody yells OIL SPILL

    yo mama so poor when i ring her doorbell i hear the toilet flush

    yo mama so dumb she sat on the tv and watched the couch

    yo mama so poor her tv has 2 channels: ON and OFF

    yo mama so fat people explore her pit hair jungles

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  • Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck. Yo mama so stupid she threw a ball at the ground and missed. PWNED

  • take this kid on the brown shirt

    Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."

    Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon.

    Yo mama so bald, when she goes to bed, her head slips off the pillow.

  • yo mama so poor her face is on the back of food stamps Pwned!

  • yo mamma like a shotgun, two cocks and she blows!

  • yo mama is so pore she stole free bread

  • kid with brown shirt yo momma is fat she dosent need internet shes already world wide lol

  • Fake nd gay just like thoes 2 bitches

  • @jdoglion u ned to stop hatin they r little kids im 13 and i am not gonna let u dis on little kids either u just mad  they r better than u will ever be and u the one who clicked this video remember that

  • there stealing peoples jokes

  • U got a nerd and a fag. White boy l and nerd look like they were ready to suck that stick or something. i know one thing is you guys had a momma you wouldnt waste your time with this stupid momma jokes but i know u must have 2 fag dads just by white boy hold the stick and nerd wants some of that stick too. Get a life u fucking morons. Quit sucking your daddys dick and get a life.

  • Heres funny ones : yo mama so fat she saw a school bus and thought it was a twinkie. yo mama so stupid she put her face in a book and thought she was on facebook. yo mama so stupid she went to the dentist to get blue tooth. yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it. yo mama so ugly someone aimed a missle at her and it turned around.

  • @tomasv318 all them jokes you stole , and they are lame u fucking dumb ass

  • Yo momma so fat that when she jumped in into the Ocean the whales came and sang "WE ARE FAMILY"

  • Yo momma so fat, that when she saw a bus full of white kids she ran after it screaming TWINKIE!!!

  • God, stop hating on these children! So what that these 7 year olds can't do it probably? What is wrong with you?

  • Yo momma is so stupid she had one black kid and one white kid (these FAGS in the video)

  • Get a life fagget

  • Your video blows

  • your video sucks

  • Lol your mama so ugly that's she ugly

  • Hey guysh! I dont know why i tawk wike dis?

    PS u FAIL

  • yo mama is so skinny she can defent the rain

  • I gots one....... UR mama is stupid SHE GAVE BIRTH TO U. UR JOKES SUCK DICK!!!

  • your mommas so fat she uses cheat codes for wii fit and u guys suck

  • dood i heard all of those jokes at school and ps u guys suck

  • @rand0m6u1 no joke i heard them all in 2nd grade

  • yo mama so fat that when Jesus said "let there be light." he just had to move her out of the way. oooooohhhhhhh wat now

  • Ha lol talk louder

  • FoFezionalz 0:12

  • your mamas so stupid she watched this video

  • yo mama only has 1 toe and kneeh they call her tony

    yo mama has no fingers she is talking about pressing charges

  • yo mama so dirty, i called her up for phone sex and got an ear infection ;)

  • 2 fagz

  • Wtf

  • the got of the internt

  • Yo momma is so stupid she gose to the army to hear sojia boy

  • im referring to the fags who made this peice of shit

  • Yo fags yo mammas r so ugly justin beiber wouldnt even suck their dicks

  • @ITzCHANMAN you're a fucking idiot.

  • TALK LOUDER! ive got new shoes. so not funny

  • Funny

  • TALK LOUDER XDDDDD

  • Wow what a dick the kid in the red shirt was just talkin about his new shoes then the kid in brown went and talked about his mom

  • yo mama so old she farts out dust!!!

  • yo mama owed still jesus a quarter

  • yo momma so stupid she heard it was chilly outside so she went outside with a bowl and a spoon

  • So this is what foreskin does in it's spare time...

  • both of you loser's your mama so fat she made a new earth

  • Ur moma is so stupid she uses vision gogals wen she fu4s ur dad

  • Just because u said to subscribe I'm not subscribing

  • yo kid with brown shirt take this

    Yo mama so skinny her nipples touch.

    Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio

    Yo mama so skinny she has to hold herself above the toilet for fear of falling in.

    Yo mama so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex.

    Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared.

  • Kid with the brown shirt: Yo mama's so fat when she went to Tokyo they all said, "Oh no Godzilla's back"

    Mom behind the camera:*whispers*"Talk louder"

    AHAHAHAHA

  • yo momma is so fat bill gates can't pay for her liposection

  • yo mamas glasses are so thick hen she looks on a map she can see people waving

  • kid with red shirt says shut up fag or i"l put my stick in your mouth kid with camra oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooo

  • yo mama so ugly her mom threw her out da house and got charged 4 litering

  • 5 years later

    red shirt: yo son check out my new car!

    brown shirt: man i fucked yo mom!

    red shirt:....awww :(

  • you mama is so stupid that she put 2 baterys on her but and then she yelled i got the power and your moma is just, , , ugly

  • both yo mamas so ugley she had you

  • to momma so ugly that when she died the devil wouldn't let her in hell because he didnt want the demons to be scared

  • Yo mommas so poor in front of her door the mat said Welfare instead of welcome

    Yo momma so poor she steels free bread

  • O-O Who else noticed that this yo momma battle started all because a white kid wanted to show off his new shoes? xD

  • nigga beat white kid owee yea!

  • YO MOMMA SO SHORT I CAN SEE HER FEET ON HER DRIVER'S LICENCE!!!!

  • you suck so bad my grandma has better jokes

  • yo mamma is fat where in her right now . yo mamma so so stupid she put'smake up on her for head to make up her mind. yo mamma is so ugly when she was born her mom said what a treasure and her dad said than let's go barrie it then. yo mamma so fat she got baptised at sea world.

  • i messed up :(

  • Yo mama so fat God couldn't laught the Earth until she moved!!!XP

  • Yo mama so fat God couldn't lught the Earth until she moved!!!XP

  • yo mama so ugly shes ugly

  • Yeah

  • Dude in glasses killed it!

  • yo mama is so stupid wen she herd of the super bowl she bot a spoon

  • yo mama is like a squerral. she can't keep nuts out of her mouth

  • HERE WE Go -

    Your momma so fat she sat on a toy and it sang "A B C D E F G get yo fat ass off of me!!!"

  • yo mama so fat she got baptized at seaworld

  • yo mamma so fat when she fell in love she broked it

  • yo momma ugly she made alvis turn around from his grave.

  • YO mAMA SO FAT OBI ONE KANOBI SAID THATS NO MOON THATS YO MAMA!!!

  • YO MAMAS VOICE IS SO HIGH IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURS

  • BOTH YO PAPAS ARE SO GAY THEY LOOK LIKE U

  • Yo mama is so stupid that when she sees a school bus full of white kids she says stop that Twinkie . Yo mama is so stupid that when she sees alot of white people running down the street she says avalanch

  • thats a stupid azz video

  • Yo Momma So Fat, When she went to KFC She Said " Can i get the big bucket up there." lol

  • yo momma is so nasty the last time she got some ass was when her finger slipped through her toilet paper

  • yo mommas so ugly, that when she joined an ugly contest, they said "sorry. no professionals"

  • THIS IS F**KIN RETARDED

  • your mums so fat. that she is fat ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

  • LOLL

  • Yo mama is so fat your family picture fell off the wall/yo mama is so fat that not even Jesus can lift her spirit

  • yo momma soo ghetto when she breast feeds kool-aid comes out

  • yo momma is like a tornado she sucks blows and always comes back

  • both yo mamas are so stupid they had you

  • yo mama so fat when she sat on wal-mart she lowered the prices!

  • your mama is so poor that when you step on a fag she said way turn off heating

  • your moma is so ugly she uploaded pictures to her computer and the antivurus deleted them

    Your moma is so fat she tried to get on the toilet

    your moma is so poor she couldnt afford a box to live in

    you moma is so ugly hell doesnt accept it

  • Your mom is like a shotgun 2 cocks and shes ready

  • talk louder.............REALLY THAT BETTER

    

  • talk louder.............REALY THAT BETTER

  • ya mom so big she had 2 be baptized at the sea life center LOL XD

  • yo mama soooo fat she broke your family tree.

  • yo mamas soo gay...wait she was a guy all along!

    

  • yo mama is so fat when she wore red everybody said "HEY KOOL-AID

    yo mama is so poor when i steped on a cigarette she said "who turned off the heat"

    yo mama is so stupid she threw a rock at the ground and missed

    yo mama is so stupid she stole a free sample

    yo mama is so stupid she put a quartar in each ear and said she was listening to 50 cent

    yo mama is so stupid she locked herself in a grocery store and starved

  • i could serve both of them he said ur mommas sho not soo fag

  • if you realy want to know about mistakes ask you parents

  • man there faggets

  • yo mama so fat the hoarse on her polo shirt is real!!!

  • i heard him wisper tak louder

  • this is the stupidest video ever i rather lick a horses ass when it took a shit u know sometimes i wonder what the hell u guys do in your free time damn this a gay video!

  • this is the stupidest video ever i rather lick a horses ass when it took a shit

  • this is the stupidest video ever i rather lick a horses ass

  • And this is why little kids should not have acces to the internet

  • Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up

  • Yo mama is so old when someone asked her to act her age she died

  • your mama so ugly when bob the builder saw her he said can't fix that

  • Yo muma's is so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

    This is bullshit too

    Yo muma's so short she slam dunkt her bus ticket

    Boom bitch

  • On December 24,2006 at 8 o'clock in the morning, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead.Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death.His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened.Turns out he was still signed into myspace.She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't repost a chain letter.if you don't repost this to 6 videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight. sorry don't wanna die

  • My friend has a lil bro and his mom ylld at him cuz he tryed makn them shes like Shut up u r hirrible at multi tasking! Lol

  • yo mama so fat she caused the earthquake and the tsunami in japan

  • that is lame :***

  • yo mamma is so ugly she went up to bob the builder and he said 'WE CANT FIX THAT".

  • you two kids are so ugly that when your mom droped you off at school she got a ticket for litering

  • HEY TO BOTH OF YOU!!

    YO MOMMA SO STUPID SHE SAT ON THE TV AND WATCHED THE COUCH!!!