(PARODY) "Drawing The Line" - Got 2B Real - Season 2 Premiere

[nyjeh3000]

lmao "mystery && mystical " "minus and multiply" !!!

[neroseem]

More Chaka & Janet pleaaasseee! this show stay giving me LIFE!!

[MercedesBubbles]

"I've worked my whole life to be the one to put the P in Perfection and you work 15 minutes and haven't even put the P in pitch." Chilllldddd!! I can't!

[jnsash003]

@MercedesBubbles LOL!! HAHAHAHA

[Enduring24]

Hahahahahahahahaha I can't!!! Love this

[sosoreal96]

ahhhhhhh the sorting hat harry potter shit had me beyond weak

[PrinceDomo]

THE Fanny clip was from when her Coko KiKi Sheard & Lil Mo did Endow Me

[Starv2Model]

janet & toni was sickening!!!!! And nathan nene leakes got slaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayed for dear life...too funny

[mrdredayshow]

u might have lost a few pounds- but ya body needs to not eva find them again

[mizzgarrett]

minnie mouse jackson. that damn janet jackson whisper talk lmao. and I think her beyonce clips are hilarious.

[scaredemcrew]

ur bajan accent is on!

[BirthingDivinity]

Decatur quick weave lol.. Killing me. Atlien on deck

[Jamaikangurl]

PLEASE don't start putting NeNe in there! You might as wel start adding other non-talent like the Kardashians.

[aljee20]

lmfaooooooooooooo "Keri Hilson? Who? did u mean Carry my bag to the Hilton? I didnt say I was staying at the Hilton!"

[missbonita23]

also it kills me EVERY TIME they ridicule mariahs babies names

[missbonita23]

i love janets advice to rihanna. it just seems like it could actually happen lol

[w9i2l5l]

"Faith, trust, and Pixie Dust." -- "I'm not sure, but I think that's Illuminati slang for LSD" DEAD AND GONE 

[nunyabiz000]

Patti: "I won't have Monroe going out like you Rea. Turning New Balances into Old Unstables"

[Kahdeejah]

LMFAO!!! @ Fantasia! I CANT! .... i cant breathe! ROFL!

[pnklmonade127]

@Kahdeejah can you tell me where they got that fantasia footage from? I wanna see that clip. I was dying.

[llehcin]

You and Holiday Heart need to know your place. FOUL, Flag on the play!!!! Hahahahaha

[Gioblu]

Ooo, u aint got no damn sense! (AND I LOVE IT!!!)

[AmourAmazing]

"I know you frontin' for the cameras nigga. Play your position" AAAHHHHHH

[HotButtaBaby]

If y'all added the gospel divas like Karen Clark-Sheard, Vicki Winans, Yolanda Adams, Dottie Peoples etc...I would be no good!

[ericaw004]

turning new balances into old unstables. LMAO

[cbhandcbh10]

iJust watched one for FIRST time and now this one, and omg Where has this been hiding all my life ?!?! Oh my gosh iLove this soo freaking much, lmao

[johnnydoll]

TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DAMN FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!

[kita2sexi]

Did someone say carry my bag to the Hilton. .... I AM DONE!!!!!! ahahahahahaha

[alleydaprince]

Aretha: So...

Patti: So hang 'em up

Aretha: Bring your eyebrows down

Too freaking funny...GENIUS!!!

[4CullensandaBlack]

I didn't know the new season started already...catch up

[XAaliyahKeeks01x]

"Nothing wrong with being Flat ain't that right Rihanna" XD #Shade and Dionne my life ended

Aretha: Would that be the Titanic talking?

Beyonce response :"That bitch can be on the flying Dutchmen for all I care..I don't can I switch teams? OMG"

[SnuckYoCookies]

ROFL the way Lady Gaga popped in!!

[PawneeStud]

Lol More videos....MORE

[bklynlaw22]

lmaooo the name of Mariah Babies

[BNicoleJackson]

@bklynlaw22 When they said Marley and Me? iDied.

[cameronboi19]

lets not shade my babies in a few years they''ll own ya life

[juliusmaloney]

These videos are murther f*cking brilliant...brilliant I tells ya!!!

[Celycel]

i fell in love with these videos today. and watched them all. u have mastered shade. thank you!

[DominiqueM252]

keri slay : "i bet she get paid in trident layers" lmfao!!!!

[SharpShooterx9]

Toni S L A Y E D Mary J. Lmaoooo @ the video footage.

[Celycel]

i don't wanna share my name with him

[kaycole88]

"im not gonna have her going out like you Re. turning New Balances into Old Unstables" i fucking dieeeeeeddddd

[ShanLaShawn]

OMG lmfaoooo @ Fantasia crying at the end!!! I was NOT ready for that. These videos are TOOO funny

[skiz06]

When Fantasia got booted off crying!!!!! LMBO!!!!! Too funny b/c Fantasia was actually thanking the Lord in that clip!!! WHEW!!! *Crying Laughing*

[floatinbuttafly]

@skiz06 ROFL!!!!

[TheMusicrelease]

With that RED ASS HAIR! "This coming from James Browns' corpse

[SayItTwice1122]

"...turning New Balances into Old Unstables."

#iLive.

[iShutEmUp]

ekljreklj

Ok, Dionne and Pattie>>>>>>>>

Khia would a CACKLE in this, though. Since she READs like this in reality.

[bornachampiongirl13]

Aretha: " Oh please PATRICK, I look good!"

Lmfaoooooo!

[BellaElsman]

Hogwarts, BITCHES!!!

[kameez1000]

that decatur quick weave wig hahaha

[PerpetualSsence]

Please keep aunt Whitney in the videos!!!

[Jon12213]

When Barbara Walters laughed I was dying! LOL

[d818581dd]

"Minnie mouse Jackson" hehe. Shade heffa.

[MomoGasumi]

Can't we bring Whitney back as an angel, throwing shade from Heaven?!

Please?!

[mocabahia11]

Janet's shade is SO SUBTLE. "MinnieMouse Jackson" #dead tho. "Here we have standards, over there, they have struggles." Anytime dionne steps on the scene, I'm on the floor.

[llehcin]

@mocabahia11 Me too!! Dionne throws the best shade because it ain't covered up. She's straight no chaser.

[LinaBeana215]

this ish was so damn funny. mariah, aretha,janet, and pattie voice is so dead on! i love it

[thefemalerapper]

there is nothing else to say but LMFAO

[ultimatelyclois]

I'm sad to hear this season will be the last. This episode was hilarious. As always, love Patti and "Hateretha." Dionne was hilarious!

[nataliexelaine1]

DIONNE THE DEMENTOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!

[Apstmajor]

Dionne- "She looks like she would be a great spokes person if they ever had a merger with that RED ASS HAAUUIIRR"

I fell out of my chair when Dionne's mouth opened and she said "HAAIRR" and when she said "crusst"

This is just too much omg hahhahahahahaaa!!!

[agelife14]

the p in pitch

[Vediboi888]

nah i think beyonce should join team class

[mrnegrocheese2]

@Vediboi888 meeeee 2!

[ChrisLCoxMusic]

Dione Warwick: "Girl you know Hate-Retha's gonna throw shade, thats a Bears necessity" lol..

Dione Warwick: "Girl you can get down to a size Zero, You still wont have the spirit of a Big Bitch"

Dione Warwick is the READ QUEEN, with a cigarrette in her left hand, and a Cocktail in her right

[lightndarking]

Sorry to hear this is the last season of G2BR.....All good things must end though! Can't wait for future episodes in this final season. ~God Bless~

[jtodar79]

This is soooooooooo hilarious!!!!

Mad props to the creator

[lrhodesmcc]

bitches put to much effort into faking it, lol



[farron9588]

LMAOOOOOOO i've watched every Got 2b Real epi like 50 times LOL

[MrJaquory]

LOL! did she say new balances into old unstables? HAHAHAAAAA!!!

[CharliGirl868]

@Shango72king thanks boo!! :-)

[charmed2girl]

OMGEE U DID A NICE JOB, I WAS LAUGHIN FRM THE JUMP

[sassykool227]

LMAO!!! i love when dionne calls aretha Hate-Retha! 

[PerpetualSsence]

The 18 ppl who disliked this video should hold hands and jump! This ish is the funniest ish on YouTube

[DWongTV]

@LoboWarriorForever hows mushu and magnolia

[CharliGirl868]

can somebody please tell me what Rhianna says @2:22. I don't understand all of it...I gotta get ALL of the shade she's throwing at Bey. Please tell me.

[Shango72king]

@CharliGirl868 Ok open your textbook back to G2BR season 1 Episode 1 "Guess who is coming to dinner" time mark 7.00 Rhianna shades Maya by calling her Mama Odie the voodoo priestess from the frog princess.

Well, everybody attacks Rihanna for shading Maya, Rihanna defends her remark by saying Mama Odie is a voodoo super hero and then she says Beyonce can back her up because Beyonce Creole Mother Tina is also voodoo queen.

[Shango72king]

Class is in session!

[CharliGirl868]

@Shango72king Ok, did that, and I got what she said about Maya and all that, but I still can't understand what Rhianna's saying cause of her accent..I'm just saying. I think Imma need a transcript

[agelife14]

i bet she gets paid in trident layers OMG!!!!

[itsmeagain3464]

The order is random; like some of you here today.

[llehcin]

@itsmeagain3464 That part killed me itsmeagain3464.

[QuintonGreen]

please dont make me read you like a scantron

[QuintonGreen]

lololololol.....gurl u can down to a size 0, but you will still have the spirit of a big bitch!!!

[llehcin]

@QuintonGreen Flatlined.

[LoboWarriorForever]

3:34 WHat did Aretha say?

[llehcin]

@LoboWarriorForever How's Mushu and Magnolia?

[incognito0917]

HateRetha looks soo defeated from 5:40-5:43. Like she just dont know what else to say!

[rachel060191]

whyyyyyy doesn't this have a million views?!?!?!

[gladitsnotme]

"How's mushu and magnolia?"

DEAD.

[lightndarking]

The only shade I dont understand in this is what Patti says at 5:27..."says the wig giving me Farrah Fawcett water teas"??? Anyone who gets that shade..plz inform me..thanks.

[ReeInkredible]

@lightndarking the only resons I can see how it makes sense is her name is Fawcett like the "faucet "on the sink

[Shango72king]

@lightndarking Patti is Shading Aretha's hair it's "teased" with flips on the sides like a bad Farrah fawcett hairstyle from the 70's style...and she put the word water after fawcett to say the look is an off brand of Farrah Fawcett with the play on the last name." Fawcett Water". and Patti is saying the wig is doing all the talking..."says the wig giving me Farrah Fawcett Water tease" (look how Aretha hair is moving and google old farrah fawcett charlies angels clips) lol

[MrChoirDirector87]

@Shango72king BINGO U GOT IT

[lightndarking]

@Shango72king o wow (lol)..thanks!

[GuyL44]

@Shango72king Thanks for explaining that!!! The shade here is on another level, it's crazy! @LabelleOfTheBall2, you are a genius.

[cancerboy85]

@lightndarking Farrah Fawcett is known for her curls and flips - faucet water saying that her attempt to have these teased curls fell flat

[Aseop]

LMAO! @Dionne calling HATEreatha Balou from The Jungle Book w/that bare necesscites read!

[norestrictions12]

Dionne is the best shader hands down! #flawlessvictory lol

[norestrictions12]

.....are those bald spots in Toni's hair?

[AidenPA]

That damn Beyonce' Minus and Multiply! #DEAD!

[adonisjames1]

@AidenPA lol

[dadevi]

Toni Braxton 1

Chuck Berry 0

[MediumThickness]

OMG!!! I'm dying over here in my cube 8:22AM sides hurting..........Thanks for the morning funny!!

[vadiva30]

What show is that Fantasia crying clip from?  That is hilarious!

[MediumThickness]

@vadiva30 BET's Gospel Celebration.

[Nikki528]

"I won't have Monroe going out like you, Re--turning New Balances into Old Unstabbles." Flatline!!!

[TeeationCreations]

(comedic pause from Aretha)......."How Moosoo and Magnolia?" Lol! I'm done!!! That's my favorite part.

[yadoneknow02]

You can get down to a size zero, you still gonna have the spirit of a big bitch. #done

[verbatimmags]

@yadoneknow02 (I'm with you! After that comment "you can get down to a size zero, you still gonna have the spirit of a big bitch"). I was just too through!! I had to turn off my computer and come back. I just hollered!!!

[MMJones9091]

lmbo can I invite u to shutup!!!!!

[ignite83]

only the BIG DIVAS should be added like gladys knight, celine dion, diana ross cher etc,.........

[neworleans504fresh]

@THOMKALLOR Mariah and Patti have seen them. Idk if any others did

[ynot227]

Please someone get this on TV.. OMG..

[THOMKALLOR]

Obsessed. I don't know who you are but you are a genius. The attention to detail is sick. I wonder if any of these women have seen any of these.

[TetraDodecaMan]

*should*

[TetraDodecaMan]

Diana Ross needs to be added to team Sass

[richmariahemancipate]

lmfaooooo

[PimpMyParadigm]

illuminati slang for LSD hahahhaa lmao

[9thwardNina]

KMSL!! NATHAN NENE LEAKES omg! Dionne Gives Me Life Everytime!

[Nikki528]

@PrettyPree143 I'm with you, no to Xtina and Ashanti. Neither would bring the shade.

[Nikki528]

Bey shoulda been on team class!

[DWongTV]

add wendy williams

[PrettyPree143]

Who honestly thinks Christina Aguilera and Ashanti should be added ? No ma'am

[ChrisH124]

@PrettyPree143 I think Christina Aguilera should be added...I like her a lot.

[Msmiliee03]

@PrettyPree143 lmaooo!! neither one should be a factor in this show... unless its in the name of shade

[dsb188]

When you said she would turn "New Balances" into "Old Unstables" I was done. This video was hilarious.

[RMonty321]

Y'all know hating-retha gonna hate.  It's a bears necessity. #ddeeaaadddddddd

[thadimus]

"This coming from James Brown's corpse?".....Somebody give my eulogy! #DEAD

[milljh711]

I'm mad the back of Nene's quickweave is rising in the back like crust. hehehehehehehehehe

[MsMegaChloe]

Can we get some Tina Turner in the next one?

[outback770]

LMAO my lord this video is hilarious! 

[qoya10]

LMAO "random...like some of you here today"

[561961]

@09gee Lol!! I know! Can u imagine the shade that they'll throw?? Lol

[RAHMEL2011]

you can bring karl if you want to but i don't have any roll over minutes to give her career, i can pay her with trident layers, rotfl ,lol, lol, lol yall are mad funny, nice

[aPpLeSnBaNaNaS19]

i couldnt not go 3 seconds without laughing so loud !!

[itsjoshcox]

"Keri my bag to the Hilton? Who said I was staying at the Hilton?" -- My soul briefly departed my body after that one. Lmfaooooo

[chiggs21]

"Can I invite you to shut up?" Im in tears with that one!!

[923Brianb]

"Hint Hint, bitch" hysterical.

[561961]

Lol i think Dionne & Beyonce needs 2 swap teams bcuz Dionne b going off! Lol i think Ashanti needs 2 b added 2 lol

[09gee]

@561961 They WILL DRAG Ashanti

[ChrisH124]

I really think christina aguilera should be added...don't yall agree?

[Prettyphatbarbie]

"This coming from James Brown's corpse" I can't even catch my breath. I am hooked on these videos they can bring me up even on a bad day. Can't wait for more

[SterlingSurferTV]

Toni got Mary Together

[choclyt]

"Looking at Rhianna, I dont know wwwhther she wants to be a spokesperson for Mcdonalds or Wendys///" I cant do this....

[aquarius1ification]

@Ktheblackdiamond

you right about that one.

[aquarius1ification]

@pianoman724

why don't u shut the hell up.

[pianoman724]

@aquarius1ification Why don't you just have a seat on a toilet, fall in it and flop like a fish...smh dumb aquarians....

[Luvlace1603]

Mousil& Magnolia, Mysterious& Mystical, Megan& Mohammed, Marley& Me,

Moses& Methuselah, Minus& Multiply!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I couldn't breathe...... *.* -.-

Had to take a break and watch the rest later cuz I truly was DONE..... at that point!

[mrhpu0711]

@Luvlace1603 me to I was done @ moses and methuselah

[Luvlace1603]

I knew Beyonce would wanna switch teams....... LMFAOOO

[dagree77]

i got my co workers hooked on this....we cant even work from the laughter

[Lunchbox26]

Did Aretha call Patti Holiday Heart... lmbaoooo u still going to have the spirit of a big bitch... rotfllllllllllllllllllllllllll­l!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[letronthedivo]

lmbooo!!! this whole thang it tooo funny!!!

[Lunchbox26]

LMAOOO Minus & Multiple..

[RJEst1990]

Crying!

[PrettyPree143]

Moses and Methusaleh lmao !!!!!!!!

[LisaH2050]

did someone say "Keri my bag to the Hilton??"

[session036]

Kerri went back to the Hilton! lol

[TheMusicrelease]

I wont have u turning new balances to old and unstable

[jewelz2k5]

"this is coming from James Brown's corpse!"

[jewelz2k5]

Is anyone aware that Nick Cannon is the Chairman of TeenNick? Besides that he's the host of America's Got Talent and has his own radio show?? He has his own money.

[Majesticunicorn89]

Dionne, Aretha, and Patti are my favorite. This is too funny I can't stop laughing. XD

[beyonceboy100]

Rihanna " I AM NEVER FLAST,IM PERFECT " LMAOOO

[Phirebirdphoenix]

McGonagall's accent is OMFG on POINT. Hilarious.