Ryan Reynolds In Waiting..

[BlackDynamiteNYC]

Welcome to Epic!

Enjoy your stay.

[crazyycassee1]

"Then I drove, while intoxicated, to pick up this disease infested prostitute...." LMAOO!

[Konekosan01]

....Lucky hooker. 

[innnernetz]

It'd actually be the hooker and ME, but hey...it's a movie.

[DoesHeLookLikeAB1tch]

@innnernetz no it'd be the hooker and i

[radavil]

@innnernetz Sorry, proper English is '...the hooker and I." The use of 'me' is improper.

[MalinWadstenOfSweden]

hahah i love this!! xD

[nickjayismine]

i almost passed out laughing !

i heart ryan reynolds for making my day.!!

[endometriosissi]

amazing movie

[junkevin]

lmao.

[DevFLeX82]

LMAO This movie was priceless and this scene was CLASSIC Reynolds at his best. I really wish he'd take a break from the fucking choir boy rolls and do another raunchy comedy like this one. Any word on an ACTUAL Deadpool movie? I'll prolly go see Green Lantern but Reynolds would make a FAR better Deadpool (if they redo the story line to fix what X-Men Origins fucked up)

[maxim2266]

FUCKING AWESOME!

[showdown2006]

"excuse me..the hooker and I" lol even in those moments we have to correct that grammatical error.

[smittenkitten078]

LMAO! What a great mother/son relationship... God I love Ryan Reynolds.

[PokerVertigo]

funniest scene of the movie.

[newjackrulez420]

of course i'm being safe. i pull out hahah

[L0v3LyNn]

hahahah that's why i stick to anul sex!

such an awkward conversation. LOL!

[karmakomodia]

Those EVIL HEATHENS..They were eating moo goo orange something Pork out of those ancient chinese secret food boxes..

THE BIBLE FORBIDS Such FOOD.

LOL..

And no one has addressed this issue. I AM SHOCKED.!

TIme for my champagne COCK Tail.!

[HIIIYAZZZ]

LMFAO

[chubbilypanda]

"Well, um, let's see... I started by getting completely hammered drunk... it was bad."

LMAO

[ThrillerMiller85]

damm....i can only imagine whats going on in Deans head while all thats going on....

...."UNcomfortable....."

[Snipez26]

I wish I could sit in on a conversation like that. My life would be complete

[WickedSpadesAH]

great movie! ryan reynolds is a hero. no, a legend!

[Deneph55]

rofl, amazing movie.

[dansanbash]

Excuse me, the hooker and I

[QLFILMS]

whats this movie rated? looks pretty funny:P

[anglewithjeans9748]

Its Rated R rfor strong crude and sexual humor, pervasive language and some drug use. lol

[QLFILMS]

ooh, lol. my parents will attempt to stop me from watching it but i'll see it eventually...Ryan Reynolds is awesome!

[kenx213]

"You think I want to have kids? Absolutely not! That's why I stick to anal sex."

Best tip ever.

[BrittanyLuvsPurple]

lol that was halarious this is gunna b me and mom i can feel it now!!!

[Serenity0409]

LOL

[SHAKEITSHAKETHATBEAR]

milf

[MestizoFilipino]

What does Milf stand for? I've heard it so many times.

[buffguy0]

Mom id like to fuck

[ddoggs2008]

" look at the tits on table 12"

[OMGUWONT]

then me and the hooker-

the hooker and I

XD

[LovinLivinLyfe]

"I started by getting completely hammered drunk.....it was bad." lol

[simplysmall021]

this is the BEST part of the movie!!! ahhhahahaha

"Excuse me, the hooker and I..."

lmao!

[Pannef]

My siblings and I answer our mom's stupid questions like this all the time. She doesn't play along though, so it only gets so far.

It's pretty interesting seeing how vulgar and disgusting you can get in a one sentence reply.

[toyotas2006]

1:20

You can put his response on my tombstone

[toyotas2006]

Anal Sex

Nature's contraceptive!

[carnalucious]

I love the movie and this is one of my favorites...the mom is GREAT!

[fullmetalgirl]

hahaha, I feel so sorry for his friend. Lol, I'd up and walk away lol

[ulfurinnn]

wel well... thats a bit wierd conversation dont you think..

[akosibib]

type 111 if you like beer

if ur reading this and bored 5H

[i69edurmum]

if your a complete reatard post the comment above this.

[pfeltovich]

ahem..the correct spelling is retard

[ronnie23062003]

that is hiiiiilarious the retard cant spell retard how incredibly ironic way to call him or her out!

[MuppetMan246]

If that happened in real life to me while at a friends house and I was in Justin Longs position I would've been like 'awkward...'. XD

[Breakneckhydra1]

omg that was sssooo funny, i loved that movie

[iKiraSeed]

best scene ever in the whole movie.

[ophanimon55]

Dud ryan reynolds is fucking amazing. My favorite actor

[ILikeExoticStuff]

He is going to be great as Deadpool!

[dzeraus]

hahaha love it

[KENVAIL]

this lucky bastard is marrying scarlett johanssen! damn!

[ulfurinnn]

you wanted to marry scarlett ??

[lilhovii]

OMG my favvv moiveeeeeeeee;and fav part in the movie and i lovee him<3333

[KCSpardue]

the hooker and i.

[crashtestcow]

he almost seems like a younger will ferrell with his facial expressions and all

[altgal6]

he is SO much more handsome than Ferrell....

[LingTuy]

couldn't agree more

[Tatamina]

Amen to that

[ruobhad]

scary, i have a similar relationship with my mom.

[greg2588]

me too man it's weird lol

[zoririku]

he so funny

[Boz047]

why isnt the vid working??

[fdm01]

"Excuse me. The hooker and i...went back to my place and from there...god, it was just a blur of intravenous drug abuse and unprotected sex...while taking the Lord's name in vain, -smile-"

lmao!! awesome!!

[READxORxDIE]

My mother and I have these same conversations just for fun xD

[sorana3]

disease infested prostitute. lol

[joycey98]

"the hooker and i"

[xchampx]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaahahaha

[drol666]

this is a funny ass movie

[outlawedman]

him:of couse im safe, i pull out,

her: well your father pulled out to but we all know the tragic end to that story.

[SAMMIFAXX]

"From there, me and the hooker"

"The hooker and I..."

"Excuse me, the hooker and I"

best part!

[xheadstones]

"Come on, Mom. Of course I'm being safe. I pull out!"

ahaha.

[LestatMaximus]

Love it!

[annamarievids]

"that's why i stick to anal sex.."

haha.

[angie240687]

omg- I simply love ryan reynolds and I love that movie, as well as van wilder or just friends... that scene was really funny!

[MNWild1012]

ok you know what EVERY CLIP OF RYAN REYNOLDS is the best!!!! =D even if his arm was in the picture it would make my day!!!

[Johnny88897]

damn! this movie is soooo funny!!

[ludovicus56]

Don't touch Scarlett anymore Reynolds !

[dwsf99]

Wating is fuuny as hell. Also check out "The Waiters"

[MrsSexiness]

lmao the hooker and i.

[jmt41288]

if you dont think this movie is funny something is wrong with you

[hellopow]

Then you have no sense of humor.

[frederickagapi]

hahaha

[LadiesMan464]

lmao "excuse me...the hooker and I"

some funny stuff

[LikeAcheeto]

"You were asleep, weren't you?"

"That's an understatement."

so brilliant.

[friiiikan]

...while taking the lord name in veign

[JarredKirk]

i love "the hooker and I" haha waiting is the best..watch te forrest gump impression lol

[2DavidBeckham3]

so HOT...haha Dean do you know when Monty was younger they thought he was retarted.ahaha

[theultmtepppetmster]

I PULL OUT

LOL

[BigSexy390]

lmao THE HOOKER AND I.

[madeofsulfur]

of course i'm being safe

i pull out

LMAO ROFL

[ChrisGunner]

Excuse me... the hooker and I.

[slashryu]

of course im being safe, i pull out..

stick with anal sex!! lol

[soulonfire463]

"C'mon mom, of course i'm being safe. I pull out"

lol makes me laugh all the time

[sexysteph722]

"excuse me the hooker and i" lmao fav scene

[sugarplum575]

thatwas hilarious.

[testing123]

this is my favorite scene from a movie in a long ass time

[christinet8504]

...If only I had been so lucky....

[iceravenii]

ryan is so sexy !

[iceravenii]

of course i'm being safe..I pull out.

you think i wanna have kids?That's why I stick to anal sex. LOL Classic!!

[Lokostyles]

Thanks for posting that! One of my fave clips!

[StarbucksLover7]

of course i'm safe...i pull out

[exoticbrunette06]

hahaha excuse me the hooker and i... omg i love ryan reynolds! hes such a hottie!

[Jimmyb88]

im sorry possibly funniest ryan reynolds clip ever 'whilst taking the lords name in vain' the blade trinity one might be better though

[starrr163]

SO funny!!

[ShaolinGungFu]

Best...clip...ever...

[Bigboy824]

...while takin the lord's name in vain. HAHAHA