Loco Mama's "ALONE FOR CHRISTMAS"

[debbiez112]

omg you are great Loco Mama!

[gigi2mado]

Ur one eyebrow was singing along with u! Lol

[retasca54]

love it but you are very funny

[clai212]

i LOVE YOU

[Branvie]

lol I like it. ;) I hope you and me both find someone for Christmas.

[theasdfgman]

hahahah this must be tommy gimler's mommy lol!!!!!!!!!!!!

[gertz15]

would love to spend next christmas with you

[LorieKins]

This is just sad.

[giffe93]

You rock Loco Mama!

[08annmarie08]

I dont even...

[CrwnPrinceI]

AHHHHHHH!!!

~Runs screaming like a scalded dog!!~

[JustaWyomingGirl]

Oh Lord!! I can't stop laughing!!!! Loco Mama, you can spend Christmas at my house ANYTIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[neilstube2008]

Join the new Loco Mama fan club on Facebook!! Hail to the Loco!

[hardeobri]

have you nothing better to do than post spam on youtube?!

[XforeverlongingX]

I hope I find one, that would be exciting.

[RxExExD]

Very Sexy Lips Loco Mama! :)

[hardeobri]

heck ya!

[redneon06]

Loco Mama, you will never be alone for anything! We all love you so much!

You remain in oue hearts forever because you are a living legend!

[doedeedum]

wahahaha

[JapaneseWomanTy]

lmao! yes!

[angeliaaorika666]

LMAO awsome. haha... i love you zippy. you always make me laugh XD

[punkimiko]

happy holidays !!!!!

[cristiansmomma]

OMY.This made me cry.I would of been there for you if you lived close.Gosh.I feel for you Zipster,even if this was from 2007.I am a FAN of you.I really don't care if you are gay,fat,skinny,straight,mean,n­ice,etc.You seem to be the right friend! Don't be shy. Feel free to msg me.

[gaymilitaryman]

Aw...

[skizzlec2021]

what are you

[Bluedeanie]

A mistake.

[SandysGirl6073]

loco mama, do you have any tips for getting out lipstick stains, if you do please let me know thanks lisa :)

[RobbingRacistRaza]

@SandysGirl6073 Take a shower and rub your dick with soap.

[502amandab]

i think ive heard this before....

[Beachluver169]

First vid i saw and Subscribe to you!!..

Love your vids loco mama

[lilacpixiedust76]

you are my hero

[fidoeinstein]

I think I finally found my midnight comedy show and I can't wait to share them. However, Fido sends you a woof woof, he's too young to view your material. You are wonderful!Great Entertainment! Hilarious.

Michael

[sober1980]

You are a HOOT!!! lololol PammieKay

[queenshasta]

your brilliant,

what a catchy tune, next christmas, im going to wear my bra and panties and sing this song for my family.... your starting a tradition...

[DameEdithDivine]

Thumbs up for you, LocoMama!

[Ayorhin]

Ill have to try to prepare my pipes that way too, except maybe not in the car. :D

[Davidelectro28]

wtf lol that was something new for sure haha. = D

[davyse]

my new favorite xmas song, XD thank you

[Zipster08]

Ha ha...thanks!

[DameEdithDivine]

You are a kick and a half Loco Mama. HAPPY NEW YEAR!.

[cmoorecole]

Don't know how I missed this one last week. Poor Loco. I was all alone for Christmas, too, unless my dogs count. Well, they don't count, but they could. They're Border Collies and they're really smart, but I haven't taught them to count yet. That comes after teaching them to stop leaving carpet bombs in the living room. I'm getting tired of the big holes in the carpet. Yeah, Christmas was just great.

[Zipster08]

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!

[BlistardPussy]

LoL LoCo, Just caught this vid. Its one of my favorites so far!!! Don't be too sad, I was alone Christmas too. But watching your videos made it worth while.

[mikeshxc]

u deserve a record deal! your voie is amazing. 

but uhh next timee if ur gonna draw on ur eye brows then make them even.

[sugrmami1]

lol i kno y she drew her(zips) eye brows like that ..u hafta watch the other videos about her called "loco mama's beauty's only skin deep" n u will laugh once u realize y they r like that

[emsie76]

with us you`ll never be alonexxxxxxxxxxxx merry xmas hunnie!!

[mr4sam]

I Pass but if nut-cheese haven't anything too do for Xmas as long she don't fart loll the poor thing has gas problems.

[fehquig]

That scarf made you look like you had a very hairy chest, TeeHee...

[Astrid270718]

Hillarious!!!!

[SeanathanFlint]

voice of a damn'd angel i say.

[carezzza]

Diva!

[CaramelLipstick]

So, you pulled off the country....

[Femalecommaman]

Love the hat, doll! Love the song!! Happy Holidays, sweetie!!

[cynlynj]

I love the lyrics, the twang well not so much but it was cute. You have one wild clown

eyebrow that I couldn't take my eyes off of.

I was mesmerized by your eyebrow, lol.

Merry Christmas!

[all4mudd28]

god zip, long time no write!! love this one, xmas whore !! YESSSSSSS

[Zipster08]

Thanks!!

[nanashimara]

you make one of the ugliest women i've ever seen. :(

[oldnag58]

Maybe Zipster could cheer ya up. Love the song!!! ;^]

[yoda9931]

hmmmm mabye you should practice lip singing...ah ah ah ah i mean singing....yeah singing

[DESIGNINCSTORE]

nice song the lips look a little swollen today ....alergic to the holidays?

[Zipster08]

It's all in the lip liner!

[BMPmama698]

Happy Holidays Loco Mama! Much love for you. I love your song, I'd love to set it as my ring tone on my cell so when I'm out in the holly jolly shopping world everyone can hear it!

[seas811]

Loco momma I can't Believe you weren't invited to Naults christmas party. you should put on your best bra and panties and crash that party.

[MerynCadell]

... I don't think that they should be making a film of "Grey Gardens" (i.e. making a film based on a film that was already made, and the first one was a documentary....) And I do love Drew Barrymore, but I just have bad feelings all 'round about this project. HOWEVER, it just occurred to me how much better the project could be if Loco Mama played Little Edie. Now *that* could work!

[Zipster08]

So true!!

[jdunk2145]

Mikma should be here!

[holywaterx]

awesome song :)

I might turn out to be alone this Christmas and New Year, my mom might call and ask to come over but ever since i moved out I've been trying to find new people to hang out with and didn't have much luck so far.

[RichPerez]

Cheer up, Loco Mama and have a very, Merry Christmas!

[bikerchick1]

I have just found you and subscribed - where have you been all my life Zipster - you are a cool dude - respect.

[Zipster08]

Welcome to my world!! HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!

[punkieboy1]

JUST A LINE TO SAY HELLO

LOVE YOU

[Zipster08]

xoxo

[75plus]

No project for Awesome? Lol I got onto youtube to see some videos and saw all these videos about project for awesome. I got really confused.

[Blueaveo3568]

We love you Loco Mama!

[gippengoo]

very nice loco.

[Stex25]

Hahah awesome!

[Nic33rd]

It's unfortunate that the lip-synch is so off. . .

[Zipster08]

Yeah, I tried loading it to YouTube 3 times and still...this is what I got!!

[Nic33rd]

Have you been doing anything different to the videos lately?

Oh, and I should say that I still really enjoyed the song!

[theloathlydaddy]

LOL, Mama, that was really loco! Have a great Christmas, you lonely broad you. By the way, you sing country just fine. :)

[toadlytadpole]

how sad

[JoeM2000]

LOL hahaha, that was great zip!

[homidog11]

LMAO 5** for you!

[indycat47]

lol.. why does that remind me of Britney Spears? rofl

[bronzeartist00]

This song is going to be a new hit!!! You won't be lonely on Christmas for long! You will be too busy touring,promoting and whoring yourself you won't even realize what day it is!

[StephStance]

Aaaaahhh I just wanna hug you and snuggle you and make things all better...

[Zipster08]

Loco would love a snuggle from another musician!! ;-)

[larainlamb]

I'll take in you babies Loco,after helping my brother raise his i can handle anything. : )

[paul2641]

i hope loco gets her kiddens bac

[distorteddogma]

Right up there with "Grandma got run over by a reindeer"

Happy Holidays.

Be Well.

[mikma]

mikma was here

[Furnifur]

OMG the cry at the end was priceless. NachoMama will take you out but she's a bit under the weather lately.

Good luck gettin' dem chirrun back.

[Zipster08]

Loco's fine as long as I keep her with a supply of vodka!!

[hosshuckleberry]

awesome as usual

[angie8675309]

Hillarious Terry...Merry Christmas

[petefreeman]

OMG my ears, their bleeding please stop

[carezzza]

This will be my theme song for the coming weeks. I may even add a verse or two!

[Zipster08]

Go crazy!!

[MrsMozart]

And just think, there were people that said that Terry couldn't sing Country music. tsk tsk tsk You showed them!

[Zipster08]

Hell yeah!!

[roccigiovanniberrini]

lol that songs funny but i can relate me and the cats

RgB

[dorotwhy]

I SO loved that song!! Honestly, If I could find a cd with it on it I'd buy it. The Christmas song industry could use some "FRESH" music. Idea: Record a LOCO MAMA Christmas CD.(with video included?) You got what it takes!!!

[Sandguy99]

A classic, indeed! Zipster might not be a country singer, but I truely suspect that Loco Mama could really pull it off!

[judedude219]

hey zip, that was a cool song haha. it's good practice for when you have to sing a country song. L-Ma kinda has a twang going on here.

-Judith

[Zipster08]

A hitch in her gitalong, if you will!

[Bikermom69]

Loved it!!!

[tiparker119]

Loco Mama,wrap your arms around yourself and pretend it is all the YouTubers that LOVE you and guess what.....then you should not feel alone this Christmas.....WE LOVE LOCO MAMA..

MERRY CHRISTMAS..!!!

[Faerie75]

Loco, I don't believe you're gonna be alone, not you.. you'll see, in the very last moment, an extremely handsome gentleman will take you out for dinner... ;)))))))))

[berzerkeley]

Loco Mama should join Ida for Christmas -- Ida gets lonely on Christmas too you know. There's only so much chinese food a nice Jewish lady can eat.

[RoseSiegel]

Sooooo Excellent!

[MrsMozart]

Oh, how I needed this laugh today! Zippy, this was brilliant. Five stars and favorited, my friend.

[immacolata13]

Loco Mama you are an inspiration!I posted this classic on my myspace,hope that's ok!if not let me know,Merry Christmas! xo

[trillian57]

LOL With a little more vodka that has xmas classic written all over it!

[onestepbelowgod]

hilarious!!! and that tune is really catchy!!  did you compose it yourself?!?!

-matt

[Zipster08]

Of course!!

[stormyjayne]

A new Christmas classic is born!

[danndon]

Loco Moma You are so great!

[Zipster08]

She says "Thanks"!!

[FranklinDisco]

So is Loco sneaking into the offices of Z-TV AND sneaking into Mr. Z's vodka and beer? Shame on Loco!

[Zipster08]

Ssssssshhhhhh!

[bronzeartist00]

You better lock up the limoncello!

[MaTierney]

Finally, an X-Mas song that doesn't make me want to retch. Love it, Loco!

[sober1980]

OMG LOCO!! Your so funny! Video not matching up with words.

[Zipster08]

Yeah, this was my THIRD upload of this video and YouTube just couldn't get it right!

[dsdrew]

Come out to New York Loco mama.

[childre24]

Lol, love the hat. Is it just me, or is the audio and the visual not matching up? Oh well, cute song. I hope someone takes you out, and we all love ya loco!! :) Happy Holidays

[Zipster08]

It's not just you! This was my THIRD upload of this video and YouTube just couldn't seem to get it right!

[childre24]

Dang YT!! LOL ;) Thanks for the comment back.

[221532008]

painful XD

[gippengoo]

locomoma your the best.

your so funny/ good song happy holidays.

[Ysnah]

lol i guess you'll get like a bunch of prescribers cuz of this video =) really entertaining and nice song =D

[jappie1980]

don't worry loco mama you won't be alone for christmas

[howbad]

"prepare my pipes". I've been giggling about that for the last hour! A classic song!

[chris3443]

You're going to be eyebrow-less for Christmas.

[m2duerds]

merry christmas loco mama and everybody at channel zipster08

[njsuzanne]

Merry Christmas Locco Mamma. If I still drank I'd come tie on on with you! But I think you'll be fine. A woman like you won't be alone for long!

[beba1123]

hahaha loco mama, yep you sure are going to be fine for christmas !! =D love ya !

[MGB1000]

I like these ads, you have the best ads on your site.

[suzimar57]

i smell a classic in the making!!!

[1938superman]

You're workin that hat, baby! :-)

[redrumred2003]

well at least i am not the only one goignto be alone...lol good job...

[thenewstmudfrog]

I have a whole new level of respect for you zipster! lol good job!

[yumasight]

glad to hear you are ok w/ losing your kids. its sad but try to get them back and try not to get preganant while they are in foster care

[rossperth]

Brilliant Loco Mama. Don't get too drunk over Christmas!

[davhav]

As always - great fun. Love ya Loco Mama!

[DelphicExpanse]

that was fanastic :D

[Dinksmallwood1]

If I knew a restaurant, bar or whatever that allows you in I would outright take you out on New Year, even if I'm that I'm not in need of your 'lessons in love'...

[positivesue2u]

Haha...I need that hat...it suits my mood...AND I would be quite happy to be alone this Christmas!

[positivesue2u]

You 2 should get together:-)

[Moongal028]

right on!!

[johnreagannumber1]

To me, it's always John Lennon's Christmas song that gets me in the mood for this holiday. But your channel and this tune is already hyping me up twice as much! Frikkin love you Loco! :) - John Reagan

[tobleroneisperfect]

Loco Mama creeps me out so much.

[katalina2007]

You go, girl! SOMEBODY's gotta be a Christmas whore, might as well be you! Merry Christmas, Loco Mama :P

[visiyesthatone]

This is right up there with "Daddy, Don't Get Drunk this Christmas"

[achampag2]

poor loco mama!

[XlaviathanX]

Merry christmas and I heart Loco Mama ...... Travis

[kittenstomper]

Loco Mama scares me:) lol

[mixedpixel]

Merry christmas Loco Mama!

[kellykel34]

love you Loco!

[Spiralworm]

I would love to see Loco Mama have a nervous break down on video. She only needs a little push since she is almost there already.

[Guy2Tex]

Loco Mama is too stong to have a nervous breakdown

[kleinevos]

Me and the gals will definately be singing this one all the holiday season!!! Merry Christmas Loco Mama! :)

[jaime21985]

Beautiful!!!!

* * * * *

[TamHickey67]

You're right, this is gonna be a classic!

[NanaMelon]

Loco, you know *I* care about you, because I sent you that nice snuggly scarf you're wearing!  Cheer up, sweetie! You're NOT alone!

Your true friend,

Nana

[anmoose]

Dearest Mama, your song touches my heart. You can spend your Xmas with me, and we'll have Spamurkey with all the trimmins. I'll even have a 2 liter jug of your favorite vodka, straight from the dollar store, and some festive paper cups to sip it from.

I know pretty much about the bees, but you can teach me about the birds if you're so inclined. I might even go for a second jug of vodka. The good stuff, too, in the hermetically sealed plastic jug.

Moosie

[thorzdotes]

hoping that if i'm really good, i will wake up with u in my stocking on xmas morning, loco mama

[sonyflores]

nice tits!

LOL

love ya ZIP!

[iheartslug]

I find it hard to believe that a woman as fine as yourself is going to be alone at Christmas. It ain't right.

[rcaston19]

That was delightful!

[CrutonInaMo]

This is DEFINITELY a classic! :) I'm sure tons of people will be begging to take you out on New Years now that you've promised to show them what the bird and bees are all about! <3 Merry Xmas, LOCO MAMA!

[trishasledge]

u never have to be alone u can always come & party with me loco

[loqutor]

I'd take being alone for Christmas over my current situation--with my family. I mean, my sister's okay, but I can't stand my parents.

[Jardinami]

I will pick you up at six am on Christmas day and we can head on down to Washington's Crossing State Park and watch him cross the Delaware!

[Montagraph]

Nice hat! lol

[punkieboy1]

we love you and you would never be alone.merry christmas

[amjPeace]

(((HUGS))) to all the Loco Mama's of this world.

[Joan3424]

I'm glad I finally figured out that was a boa around your neck -- I thought you had some horrible rash! lol

Joanie

[notescafe]

We could all pitch in and get you a male escort for Christmas this year Loco Mama. They come in every size and color. Makes the perfect gift :)

[Servo333]

hey, that song is kind of catchy.

[lindsaylou04]

I thought so too.

[ilovegerardo]

I'm gonna sing this song to anyone who will be alone for Xmas. :) This is a good one to send as a Holiday Card too!