Having his company act as production company to Howard the Duck is basically George Lucas's biggest mistake before he decided 'I know, I'll remake The Clone Wars and turn it into Batman and Robin (kid-friendly alert)'.
I'm just gonna take a wild guess and guess that on or around July 4th, 2009 you are going to post an NC review of the movie "Independence Day" (you should at any rate)
I once dressed up as a duck and went to the park to try and fit in like howard,But ducks can be so cruel..I remember it like it was yetserday..(mostly because it was) I walked into the duck area and was like quack, quack, quack! but they must've mistaken me as a pokemon cause all I said was one word! and they attacked me going "ur show has bad graphics and I never learned how to play the card game!" and I was so shocked! Let me tell u first andlast time I ever want to hear a duck speak english..
Saw the review on the website, hilarious. This piece of shit movie totally botched the marketing campaign and for some bizarre reason it was rated PG. Hell, PG-13 had been out for two years and I wouldn't be surprised if they gave it even an R! This isn't a PG film, that rating defines a VERY different film than this!
hahahah! thats so true hahah who would have thought to make a life duck fight crime hahaha but hey im sure it was a good show i just never watched it or knew of it until now. anyways. i wanna go home. :]
favorite parts: "ducktits, woohoo!" "playduck. you know, a kids' movie!" "this is earth, i think...is this idiot going to be the main chara-ding!(love interest) okay bottoms up! (pours whiskey into glass)" "you know your talking to a duck!" "bring it mother ducka!" "HELP! i'm getting my ass kicked by poultry!" scene where howard and girl get ready to do it and critic prepares to kill himself (duck noises by scientist)"WTF..." "He's in a bad mood! I rly hope she dies" lol great review
it isn't as much as the suckiness of the movie, it's just the context and stupidity of them. I mean context as in the rating, time, etc. "What killed the dinosaurs?" DuckTits
I wonder if the site got slammed with too many hits at once? But you guys have to see it when it comes back up! This trailer will make more sense after watching it, and you'll die laughing!
i remember the days when i walked into a blockbuster and every once in a while saw the cover to 'howard the duck'.
i've always wondered about that movie but never watched it.
..whilei was typing this, i was waiting for NC's website to load so i could see the vid....it never loaded.... i know you're not the nostalgia critic but y'know, he still gets credit for his films even if you upload the WHOLE vid and not a stinkin preview.
He gets credit, to be sure, but if I upload the whole vid he doesnt get paid. Seeing as it costs a hell of a lot to run the site and I want to support him, taking away his capital wouldnt be the best way of helping him.
The site has huge traffic atm so that might have something to do with it.
This was the first Nostalgia Critic I ever watched. Back in 2008.
SargentMugen 11 months ago
You're wrong,it was Steve Gerber who thought Howard up,not George Lucas!
Bizarronumber4 1 year ago
thats a duck!
dalektaliban 1 year ago
"Ducktits! Woohoo!"
Lmao
Smash4Tress2 1 year ago
duck tits *vomits* fucking nasty shit
thepissedgamerkeshaw 1 year ago
DUCK TITS
MisterDyslexo 1 year ago
I was trying to watch this review. But NO! All i was thinking about was "Ducktales, woohoo!"
Dylsky6 1 year ago
what scared me the most about Howard the Duck: duck boobies. enough said about that ....movie.
ECHO1NINER 1 year ago
Are u gonna upload the review, cause there's one but the guy put all this junk all over it :(
Antari0424 2 years ago 4
yeash ur right!
Agent89Heroes 1 year ago
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this video sucks
put up the real one
tman011169 2 years ago
Duck tits! Woo hoo!
UACmarine2O8 2 years ago 3
duck tits w00h00!
gabuks1 2 years ago
feeling shy are you fletch?
wussup12345 2 years ago
ducktits WOOHOO!!!
masterathedark 2 years ago 8
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Why is it when I type a curseword now, it gets cencored???
Watch I'll try to type the F word
Fuck.
PearLock 2 years ago
there it worked, its not cencsoring
Katana9990 2 years ago 2
It was earlier, though. Youtube got haitmail up the ass, so they turned the censors off.
PearLock 2 years ago 2
look at options in text comments and choose to uncensor the comments
Xiller8 2 years ago
"Duck Tits! Woo-ooo!"
I LUL'D SO HARD! xD
PearLock 2 years ago 3
that was a great critic, laught my soul out
Killbotfactory 2 years ago
and i thourt i had brain damage
2008stargate 2 years ago
WTF ducktits.
gateway123456778900 2 years ago 2
The first time I watched the real thing, when it they about to kiss, the video froze on me. It was so hillarious!!
SnitchKillers 2 years ago
haaaaaahahahahahaha, dude you make my day!
pbrskater26 2 years ago
THAT WAS HILARIOUS!!!! LOL at 5 minutes, it looked like Howard the Duck was
moonwalking. If I had paid to see this, I'm pretty sure any Duck protagonist
(Donald Duck and Howard the Duck in particular) would have lost most of their
appeal to me. Damn, George Lucas had to be high and insane to release ssomething
this bad.
dianaywilliam 3 years ago
Having his company act as production company to Howard the Duck is basically George Lucas's biggest mistake before he decided 'I know, I'll remake The Clone Wars and turn it into Batman and Robin (kid-friendly alert)'.
UAPics 3 years ago
omg i remember this movie O_o
i was like 5!!!!!!! SUCKED ASS
PKUltimaga 3 years ago
Ha Ha, I wish I could see your reaction when you saw the duck tits, I bet it'll be priceless.
I know mine would.
PurpleStorm8 3 years ago 5
A kids movie with duck tits omg =/
Xobralvl70 3 years ago
DUCK TITS!!!!!!
FTW
SpinoGod2008 3 years ago 23
duck tits awo oo
anthonyperez222222 3 years ago
HOWARD THE DUCK FUCK YEAH
DerrickProductions 3 years ago
Duck tit whoo hwhoo
froobcity 3 years ago 6
First bunny boobies and now duck tits (-_-;)
damn Hollywood with their beastiality fetishes and fancy cheese
64person 3 years ago 5
Tucker(Red vs Blue):Bow Chicka Bow Bow.
conradojavier 3 years ago
What movie had bunny boobs?
LakersDynasty42 3 years ago
Space Jam
64person 3 years ago 2
I thought this was howard the duck
Treble120 2 years ago
"I'm a Furry!"
Tareltonlives 2 years ago
I think if i ever see actor Tim Robbins I'm gonna be like "Tim Robbins! Wikiwkikwiki!"
HelloFade2 3 years ago 2
duck tits! awoooohooooo!!
tamskisker 3 years ago
I'm just gonna take a wild guess and guess that on or around July 4th, 2009 you are going to post an NC review of the movie "Independence Day" (you should at any rate)
HelloFade2 3 years ago
Independance Day was good
dbreiden83080 3 years ago
hahaahaha
Diamondsays1 3 years ago
I once dressed up as a duck and went to the park to try and fit in like howard,But ducks can be so cruel..I remember it like it was yetserday..(mostly because it was) I walked into the duck area and was like quack, quack, quack! but they must've mistaken me as a pokemon cause all I said was one word! and they attacked me going "ur show has bad graphics and I never learned how to play the card game!" and I was so shocked! Let me tell u first andlast time I ever want to hear a duck speak english..
gaaraohye 3 years ago
he should get a theme song
jbthejellybean 3 years ago
DUCK TITS WOO HOO!!!
KjAg1608 3 years ago 3
Next review is going to be Mortal Kombat Annihilation :)
hydraa 3 years ago 3
He officially has a death wish. lol
DarKingX 3 years ago
Wiki Wiki Wiki!!!!
thewiininja 3 years ago
every day i will make it duck tails awoohoo
amman606060 3 years ago
Duck tits, whoo hoo
bradleyshorwith 3 years ago 2
verry funny
eeliel032 3 years ago
Saw the review on the website, hilarious. This piece of shit movie totally botched the marketing campaign and for some bizarre reason it was rated PG. Hell, PG-13 had been out for two years and I wouldn't be surprised if they gave it even an R! This isn't a PG film, that rating defines a VERY different film than this!
oHelmslyo 3 years ago 2
You're trying to enjoy this review...but NO! All you're thinking about is, "Ducktits, woo-hoo!" It will never leave!
Redx500 3 years ago 7
hahahah! thats so true hahah who would have thought to make a life duck fight crime hahaha but hey im sure it was a good show i just never watched it or knew of it until now. anyways. i wanna go home. :]
bayhocom 3 years ago
DUCK TITS! WOO -HOO
djrappo 3 years ago 3
Damn it NC, now im goona get the song on my head again XD.
aciDC14 3 years ago
haha your a fucking gineus mate.
swedenxtrem 3 years ago
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Hate his intro phrase" Hi I'm a faggot I can't remember SHIT so you can complain about my gay look."!
bitchslapper12 3 years ago
Even batman and Robin is better than Howard the Duck. I'm suprised he didn't just shoot himself!
Sorantheman 3 years ago
im going there now
sikokiller12 3 years ago
I was wondering when this was gonna come out xD
Suppperpig 3 years ago
This would have made so much more sense if you would have played the 'Howard the Duck' song rather than 'Duck Tales'.
AlienDreamtime 3 years ago
what could be worse then ducktits? woo-hoo
DUCKDICK! woo-hoo
OH TEH NOES!
CobaltReaperX 3 years ago
LOOL Im with you man, Ducktits....yeah thats not going to cause some damage to kids.
Lizardman 3 years ago 2
Ducktits woohoo!
DarkWolfStudio 3 years ago 3
PissedvideoMan 3 years ago 20
You forgot this one:
THIS IS A DUCK !
THIS IS A TIE !
THIS IS A DESK !
THIS IS A STUPIDSTUPID MOOOOVIE !!!
xD
Chiquicheeta 3 years ago 2
oh yeah, lol that has funny
and also "you're the only one that's making it hard(pause)for me to accept it. oh phew!"
PissedvideoMan 3 years ago
DOOPID DOOPID MOVIE*
xD
ThePokeFanClub 3 years ago 2
Ducktits
Woohoo
MTB710 3 years ago 2
duck boobs!
videofanYT00 3 years ago
OMG...what are you thinking?! Batman and Robin nearly put you in the hospital...this one WILL!!!
RUN!! RUN AWAY from this turkey (or would that be "duck"?) of a movie and save your sanity while you can!
Oh, wait...you already reviewed it, huh? That's the last we'll see of him...
TheAncientGamer
TheAncientGamer 3 years ago 2
I can't wait for this!
mcrdinosaur 3 years ago
Ducktits
Biby256 3 years ago 2
awooooo
TheDumbening 3 years ago
PLEASE upload the whole thing! i can't access this anywhere please!, things slow revver down
mrbrownstone9 3 years ago
The duck tits joke was funny. But I did love that movie when I was little. I wacthed it a million times. Great review by NC.
vegantree 3 years ago
why doent he make fun of movies that actually suck instead of ones he just doesnt like
video64ps2 3 years ago
it isn't as much as the suckiness of the movie, it's just the context and stupidity of them. I mean context as in the rating, time, etc. "What killed the dinosaurs?" DuckTits
64person 3 years ago
that's a really good point. like his Space Jam review (I've liked that movie since i was little)
Ninji5 3 years ago
Mst3k reference hooray!
CptNameless 3 years ago
for whatever reason, an annoying blinko ad keeps popping up in the middle of the video
64person 3 years ago
How did i ever live before i subscribed to you?
backfire357 3 years ago
Great episode.
Though I must say, the Clone Wars and Crystal Skull comments are unnecessary. Why do people hate these movies?
THe Jar Jar portions are fine.
Pio98 3 years ago 2
dammit, just when I thought the song left you showed me the world's catchiest theme song, but still lol duck tits
Taboas2013 3 years ago
The Critic sounds kind of like Brian Regan.
QuikVidGuy 3 years ago
Hey i like the movie when i was a kid yea it was corny but hey it is what it is.
Blaw716 3 years ago
websites down at the mo cause they are updating for 20 mins.
ozsem 3 years ago
i cant see this for some resson it like the site wont work
NessLow 3 years ago
"Duck Tits woohoo"
One of the many hilarious lines in this great NC
Turner4590 3 years ago 3
its duck tales.
JediMasterDidoria 3 years ago
in the video one of the lines he says is
"Duck Tits woohoo"
Turner4590 3 years ago
Its not ducktales, it ducktits.
One of the best episodes so far.
Roushfan5 3 years ago
damn that song is hard.
Gum2Gum 3 years ago
The site works for me now. Internet must have had a brain fart or something.
Headbanger142 3 years ago
I expected the naked duck scene to be in this review...but I didn't expect it to be the running gag! XD
Headbanger142 3 years ago
Duck Tits Whoohoo
raisedbycoffee77 3 years ago 2
I remember seeing this movie as a kid and liked it, now a days it's just a wee bit shy of a Porn hidden in a Kiddie Film.
NY4Life 3 years ago
why did u put this song in the trailer now its stuck in my head!
TheDecapitator666 3 years ago
That was the point :o)
Also because of a joke he uses pretty early in the review. I didnt want to put the joke in though, because its one of the best things about the vid.
NostalgiaAVGNfan 3 years ago
anyoenn whay the sitea is sloww?
Deathys 3 years ago
cant you PLEASE just post the video his site NEVER WORKS!!!
johncerasi 3 years ago
I already did. ;)
KlayMan2007 3 years ago
IT WILL NEVER LEAVE!!!! you think you are about to seduce your girlfriend but nope, all you are thinking about is DUCK TALES A WHOO!!!
foamyfan231 3 years ago
I wonder if the site got slammed with too many hits at once? But you guys have to see it when it comes back up! This trailer will make more sense after watching it, and you'll die laughing!
AlucardsQuest 3 years ago
thatguywiththeglasses site isn't loading for me
TheDecapitator666 3 years ago
I work in HMV and its available on DVD there.
NostalgiaAVGNfan 3 years ago
wtf the site doesn't work for me it keeps saying the page cannot be displayed,damn.
esestyle 3 years ago
all i get is internet explore can not disply this page
DrHojo123 3 years ago
The site is down.
NostalgiaAVGNfan 3 years ago
WOOOO OOOOO
Jiddy12345 3 years ago
LOL Duck tits! ooWhoo-oo!!
jreed1963 3 years ago
DUCK TITS!!! LOL
MoonmenFavorites 3 years ago
i remember the days when i walked into a blockbuster and every once in a while saw the cover to 'howard the duck'.
i've always wondered about that movie but never watched it.
..whilei was typing this, i was waiting for NC's website to load so i could see the vid....it never loaded.... i know you're not the nostalgia critic but y'know, he still gets credit for his films even if you upload the WHOLE vid and not a stinkin preview.
WeskJago 3 years ago
He gets credit, to be sure, but if I upload the whole vid he doesnt get paid. Seeing as it costs a hell of a lot to run the site and I want to support him, taking away his capital wouldnt be the best way of helping him.
The site has huge traffic atm so that might have something to do with it.
NostalgiaAVGNfan 3 years ago
it loaded :) sorry if i sounded like a jerk
WeskJago 3 years ago
thatguywiththeglassses site is going really slow for me. anyone else having the same problem?
kougerman22 3 years ago 5
The site has huge traffic atm so that might have something to do with it.
NostalgiaAVGNfan 3 years ago
yeah the whole website is slow in general. i've gone on that website on 4 different computers, fast ones too, and it's so slow
Ninji5 3 years ago
Epic! XD
AxelStripe 3 years ago
FUCK YES.
MarioMan19 3 years ago
uyes!
GarredHATES 3 years ago
Howard the fuck
lexlinkroy 3 years ago
I love this episode
redsupersonicninja 3 years ago
My concern is why nc has a real gun ??!!? wtf.
CONNOROBEE 3 years ago
its to protect himself from anymore possesed teddy bears
thatwierdasian 3 years ago
jack daniles and a gun o noes
starlyrulez 3 years ago
Damn it! That song will NEVER leave! I've watched this trailer three times in a row because of that damned catchy jingle!
MaveriKat 3 years ago
Dear god I saw that movie when I was a small child man that movie fucking suck >_>'
homemarks 3 years ago
LUCAS!
hydraa 3 years ago
good review
slashbeu 3 years ago
FUCK TITS! xD
Kyuaku 3 years ago 3
I meant duck tits, dammit.
Kyuaku 3 years ago 3
sounds funny either way
thatwierdasian 3 years ago 2
Ohh man Duck Tales!!!!!
i loved that shit but i totally forgot about it
RishavR 3 years ago
I saw the trailer for this movie once. I hear it was crap.
tomservo3 3 years ago
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa
that song
ok i gona need 3 more yeares to let it owa my mina D:
Ambermen 3 years ago
!!!!yay!new~!
Mizta27 3 years ago
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olol first one!!
ArtfulDodger666 3 years ago
Oh no, not another 1st !
RomanLettore 3 years ago
Up yours dumbass I'm first!!! Wait... D:
sonicpotter2000 3 years ago