The Tommy Wi-Show - Dark Souls

[shimmy1984]

alien is a douche

[xavier29212]

I don't want to die because of Tommy's Shitty gameplay can i help him play co-op

[imsodush]

"wadda dick..." i lol'd SO hard. i dont even know why.

[YuriPRIMEpoland]

I actually find him a pretty acurate depiction of a console player

[Specterish]

@YuriPRIMEpoland How's life up in the ol' ivory tower along with all of the other members of the PC gaming master race?

[YuriPRIMEpoland]

@Specterish Oh fine, just had a dolphin stake followed by a blood of a nordic virgin for breakfast.

[modshroom]

WHY IS IT THAT ONLY 15% OF THE EPISODE IS TOMMY PLAYING VIDEO GAMES LIKE A RETARDED.

CUT THE STUPID ALIEN STORYLINE BULLSHIT THE SCRIPTED FACTOR MAKES IT UNFUNNY

[Venezulwax]

I can not hit him. I can nooooot.

[Venezulwax]

I did not hit her, I did Not.

[Spacecowboyable]

do you know yourself?

[Siphahru]

I cant..... Is this real? Its awesome but... strange...

[HermannRorschach]

@Siphahru Oh it's real. At first I thought "Hey, this can't be real. Must be some weirdo impersonator poking fun att TW, just like the Nostalgia Critic. (who did a tommy wi-show like, three years ago) TW wouldn't stoop THIS low..."

But yeah. It's real. And amazing.

[jackelman]

This reminded me that I should totally get back into playing Dark Souls. Thanks Tommy!

[qmto]

10:14 Dats not fair Aryen!!!

[HermannRorschach]

You're tearing me apart, Asylum Demon!

[killer429]

Sexual tension between the alien and Wiseau???

[HIPmountain]

i'd love to read the scribaba that he wrote for this

[siralucard19]

Thats alot of fish!

[MrSquishyDishy]

Whats an "errian"?

[Shodex4]

I can't tell if Tommy or the Errian is worse at acting.

[grasshoppersphat]

"Errian!"

[Dunbunbutta]

Dark Souls is good. If you haven't played Demon's Souls yet though you may want to try that first. The games are similar and Demon's Souls costs less. Both are good, as long as you're okay with dying a lot.

[theknightswhosayfrak]

Is Dark Souls good or bad?

[vincanthofred]

@theknightswhosayfrak it's great

[CoolKabbage]

@theknightswhosayfrak It's amazing

[beakerox]

I love how his future self dies and tommy just looks at alien like "are you proud of yourself?"

[Darkdestroy]

Is it me or does he have more health than he should at that point of the game?

[Gnuzzk]

i wos boring into the warrohl you may nawt onderstand

[justmedawg]

YOU'RE TEARING ME APART ASYLUM DEMON

[EDIshames]

Hes using you, and I am the fool.

[ishTVRZ]

Gay

[Zeronightx]

WHERE ARE THE NEW EPISODES

[Nhordmyr]

machinima.... whats wrong with you lately...

[billionton15]

you lying i nearly hit you!



[NarutoAchievements]

Hey, who even plays the alien in this show? =/

[studio8]

@NarutoAchievements Brock LaBorde! It's in the credits!

[NarutoAchievements]

"you must do one thing, BEAT DARK SOULS!"... somehow i never see that happening in any parallel universe...

[BL4D3RUNN3R0M3N]

THATS NOT FAIR, ARIEN!

[googy211]

AHHH THEY TOOK MY ADVICE AND MADE HIM PLAY DARK SOULS! YESSSSS!!!!

[MrLoube]

he should play call of duty online multiplayer.

[emjayyap]

It's pretty annoying Arean! hahhahaa love it!

[LOCUSTHATER666]

You are tearing me apart Arean!!! Also he should play Skyrim lol

[H3liXxgaming]

i think he forgot the fish...

[E6DeltaGirl]

This show is awesome! Tommy, you should play Skyrim next :)

[appleloveTK]

Stupidity is a sexually transmitted disease, both men & women can get it..

[juesebelmont]

I have skipped out on a few episodes. I hope the series isn't over. I'm sorry Tommy. :(

[studio8]

@juesebelmont Why did you skip out? Go back and watch them!

[madmike1]

is that rage quit? sounds like him

[Gnuzzk]

is pretty annoyin Urien!!

[MoskitoMoonstrider]

wow this must have been the best episode so far, didnt really find it enjoyable until now.

[LoPan99]

What the fuck is that sound at 5:19?

[4ffr3]

ARIEN!!! lmao



[doe3879]

this is uncomfortable to watch

[jpmwolf91]

Is Alien an Arian? 'cause that seems to be the nickname Tommy has given him.

[jpmwolf91]

6:56 I lol'd so much..

TW: Are you a homeless person?

Future TW: No, I am you from the future.

TW: No. How could it be.. you have tha beer' and you have a tiny little voice like a 6 years old maybe 2 years old boy!

[jpmwolf91]

God I fucking love this show. Honestly it's genius. If you think otherwise then you just don't understand Tommy's style of comedy.

[shrikechan]

@jpmwolf91 Perfect logic. If you say something, it has to be true. That's how it works, right?

[jpmwolf91]

@shrikechan How do I even answer this? Did I say that whatever I say must be true? No. I never said that's how it works either. Hush. All I said is if you can't laugh at these videos, you don't understand Tommy's style of comedy. How that insulted you would be a better question for me to ask you, right? Too bad I don't give a SHIT.

[OneWayProduct]

@jpmwolf91 You're right, I don't understand stupid. Might be the reason why I don't like Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!.

[LLLookAtYouHacker]

@OneWayProduct

Watch the Nostalgia Critic's review of The Room.

[OneWayProduct]

@LLLookAtYouHacker I have seen it. That doesn't help.

[ShtikMahn]

Oh.. dying now.... yeah....

[TheCDVigil]

Skyrim next!

[pizzahandsjohanson]

Its pretty annoying ariean

[waffleconsumer]

Sims 3 Pets

[Petirep]

"He's to big for me"... that's what she said

[capi7al]

FUCK THA IDOT DRONE RIGHT?

[guitarhero2]

I would pay to see Tommy Wiseau doing a FULL playthrough of Heavy Rain.

[ShtikMahn]

@guitarhero2 The Tommy Wi-sh-movie.

[bloodofrrreptile]

It's pretty ANNOYING Aryan!

[Mayhemzz]

So is he trying to be retarded?

[ArchedThunder]

@Mayhemzz No, that's just how he talks.

[w7100]

it was funny when he didn't know his acting was bad in the room, now he knows it and is hamming it up. unintentional = funny, intentional = just stupid

[DairyLeeMatt1]

Don't touch me mothafucker!

[ujustgotpwnednoob]

so wiseau gets acting lessons eventually... thank god...

[MerchantOfMenace1]

@ujustgotpwnednoob but his lack of acting is what makes him so amazing, like Arnold Schwarzenegger

[Fendertastic]

Isn't that Brock Laborde? 

[studio8]

@Fendertastic Alien is Brock LaBorde. Future TW is Chris Trew.

[Fendertastic]

Vitaminz

[AgesxsegA]

How does this have dislikes?

[Shugo489]

Catherine would be a good game.

[Koolkitties]

what a dick

[Frozone470]

606 people haven't seen The Room

[badwolf66]

I liked this episode it was good I liked the story behind it.

[RagnarEiswind]

Let Tommy play Skyrim!!!! :-D

[SuperTabz]

We need less drama and MORE TW PLAYING GAMES!..

YOU'RE TEARING US ALL APART ALIEN!

[funnycarrot87]

Future Tommy dies and Tommy just stares at alien blankly. not a single fuck was given that die

[jpmwolf91]

@funnycarrot87 sometimes no words at all can mean the most :P

[patriotails]

MINECRAFT

[SaxonProductions]

What I wanna know is, how come TW was so much better at this fame than he was at Little Big Planet?

[Koolkitties]

@SaxonProductions because its a show made for your entertainment and even tohugh it seems like it isnt its acutlaly scripted 

[xan1242]

What? If they go to bathroom in cameras, then, they shit what we see?

[TheDeadPlayers]

@xan1242 It's symbolic =P

[cullen823]

"Size matters you know" -looks down-

Yes it does TW, yes it does.

[liam1060]

You should let Tommy script an episode.

[Slayerof100]

How can he act when he is so stoned?!

[cullen823]

@Slayerof100 He isn't stoned he's just Tommy.

[dexterbaxter]

he should play Skyrim

[Clario40000]

This show is hilarious, and if you don't get it get out.

[SaiyanStrong]

This video made my decision to buy Dark Souls. I was on the brink since I am still playing Demon's Souls (the game before Dark Souls), but this footage made me change my mind and I purchased it immediately.

[thetommywishow]

@SaiyanStrong Alien will be happy that he made a sale for humanity.

[UltimateVillain]

To those who don't get this: Tommy Wiseau is a terrible actor/director who produced and starred in an awful movie called The Room. The Room is considered one of the worst movies ever made and this is basically parodying it. For more information on The Room I recommend watching the Nostalgia Critic's review of The Room.

[nuggetpopsicle]

I have officially learned the true meaning of the word "dumbfounded." Wtf.

[gabrielgabriel2000]

square square = two squares... never mind

[MrPhantasmagorio]

He's so baked



[mattshu1]

Hes Christopher Walken's retarded brother.

[smokingcheeba]

This needs to be on its own channel, not machinima's channel.

Or maybe one whose subscribers actually Tommy, like FarFromSubtle.

[smokingcheeba]

@smokingcheeba *actually appreciate Tommy

[thetommywishow]

@smokingcheeba We do have a channel! Look at my name!

[Terp2it]

@smokingcheeba subscribe to studio8 then!

[slapchoppa]

love the show, TW! keep 'em coming, alien!

[thetommywishow]

@slapchoppa Thank you!

[VillainAvenger]

You're tearing me apart Alien!



[BilltheRedMufasa]

How do people not love this?

[meehore]

Why does this have more likes than dislikes?

[thetommywishow]

@meehore Because enough people are smart.

[meehore]

@thetommywishow lol I've seen The Room about 3 times...that's funny. This isn't, it's all too forced.

[thetommywishow]

@meehore I am forcing you to watch this again and like it.

[Zombi]

Tommy playing Deprived? OBVIOUS TROLLING

[bigboss25262]

I spend all my days liking these videos.

[zombiesonar]

Hes... Christopher Walkens... love child.

[Boninja88]

Why am I not surprised that this show will destroy the wurold?

[TheMattork]

You are tearing me APART Machinima!!!

[blacksushi150]

EARL-ian ❍ᴥ❍

[NightZaber]

Is this the real Tommy Wi or an impersonator?

[joar500]

@NightZaber It's the real deal.

[SoopySnoopy]

YOU'RE TEARING ME APART ALIEN!!

[Frost87112]

ok is it me or Tommy is like... super high lol ...

[ramsfan6504]

apart of me feels tommy thinks this is real, that part of me prays he really does think that

[dj999dominator]

Someone gave this man millions of dollars to make a movie.

[spokenout24]

This nigga is geniua

[SlywolfXVII]

YOU'RE TEARING ME APART MACHINIMA !

[Bogskinke]

So he collected his bloodstain twice, and we didn't see him die once?

I feel so betrayed...

[Ryuhza]

Please don't lie to me like...

LISA

[Ryuhza]

When is TW going to learn to turn the controller on?

[lildeetewfly]

all these damn veiws after 5 minutes....lol

[Richie77727]

TW! YOU MUST DEFEAT ALIEN AND GET THE HIGH SCORE!

[TonyTony160]

@Richie77727 You're right! HA! HA! "How is your sex life?" - from "The Room"!

[Matfen815]

"This game is pretty spooky, yes?"

"Yah, I'm terrifying right now..."

[Thechozenone333]

Wtf did I just watch? They reeled me in with Dark Souls in the title and yet I feel like I just allowed someone to flop their dick around in front of my face for 11 minutes...

Goddamnit...

[thetommywishow]

@Thechozenone333 There was no dick in this episode except for Alien.

[Rammuman]

@Thechozenone333 sorry this doesn't appeal to your vast care for video games.

[TheDeadPlayers]

@Thechozenone333 Go read up on the movie "The Room", then watch it, then re-watch this video. It will all make sense.

[vjmhappy]

He should play Resident evil 5

[TonyTony160]

Tommy is great actor! How is your sex life?

[theMCcrakin]

what a dick

[animalcroser98]

dark souls is awesome!

[starkiller1289]

Who else thinks the paralizing poison goes to his brain?

[AngelicFruitcakia]

Is that beard real? I like myself a beard.

[DaBama81]

Oh boy, I would love to see him try to play Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, that would be hilarious!

[ROFLOLBBQ111]

I think this show would go great on Adult Swim, even though it's live-action.

[unexpectedvids]

@ROFLOLBBQ111 There are a billion live action shows on Adult Swim...Children's hospital, delocated, heart she holler, Tim and Eric awesome show: Great job.

[studio8]

@ROFLOLBBQ111 Is Adult Swim reading these comments?

[CommanderOfTheSun]

WTF alien! I subscribe to you and i did not get informed when new episode is out! Youtube betrayed me, i fed up with this world...

[studio8]

@CommanderOfTheSun We sent out bulletins the day of!

[LegoPeter]

He really is getting better, I think that makes it more enjoyable

[MrCon313]

connorclose313

[Tyranee]

I WUZ BORN INTO DUH WHORE-LD DAT YOU MEE NOT UNDERSTEEAND

[arkireW]

"No, we havn't invented squares yet"

:D

[navauron]

Good god, this is hilarious!

[studio8]

@navauron Thanks!

[1shoryuken]

This show is shit... but its not stopping me from watching it, its the good kind of shit. Keep it up T.W and Alien.

[studio8]

@1shoryuken What a compliment!

[oceangroupgamer2k9]

hmm get tw to play sonic generations lol

[hayds122]

he's so bad at acting that its funny :D

[adyhoward]

Oh Dear.....

[saintdal10]

wow he sucks at acting so bad (ARIAN)

If their looking for suggestions, they should have Alien have TW play one of the Infamous titles.