The 56 Year Old Virgin

[banami65]

0:28 "Ma'am, I'm really happy for you and I'mma let you finish, but Britney Spears was the BEST VIRGIN OF ALL TIME!"

[Thrawn1oo]

Come on people none of you have ever had sex with your clothes on? :) maybe I should make a video.

[MrDavintsi]

"you can get sexual satisfaction without taking your cloths off" is she talking about making out?

[TanatatKnight246]

we are here to discuss the P.E what are you doing in there LADY

[KevinPatrickCarey]

I can see why shes a 56 year old virgin .....

[bossyrobert]

I disagree with her. I am nineteen and definitely ready to have AIDS.

[ILikeDinos22]

AND THESE KIDS ARE NOT READY TO HAVE AIDS

[Rebeccietjuh456]

kinda sad..

[Mistyshine1999]

oooookkkkk......

[OverNineThousandths]

100 dollars says after this she went out and hired a male prostitute

[evolusean]

If I get 1 million thumbs up I'll have sex with her

[cassiesmum]

Put that woman in a museum...but Im just enquiring...is she a virgin through choice?

[j05e10]

HA LOL

[bradyfitzy]

they should make a 2nd 40 year old virgin... and call it this

[BigotesMcbuff]

Pish. She meant "without taking your clothes off (the washing machine on spin cycle". I think the reason she meant to advice everyone she was a "V" was just in case anyone offered to assist her with her problem. What better way to do it than in front of the camera in a full room?

[hersheskiss]

ISSUESSS, that's all I have to say.

[THECOMMENTER10000]

The 56-Year-Old Virgin (2012)

[leirgauk]

@THECOMMENTER10000 The old virgin year 56 (2012)

[iLuvDogs1234567890]

i luv how after she tells everyone that shes a virgin the woman says that they are discussing alchohol awareness.LOL

[MegaGreendayfan101]

omg....thats just sad

[hachicoooo]

0:24 epic face *o*

[TheSugaqueen]

"I'm 56 years old and a virgin :O...technically" I'm sorry but how the hell can she "technically" be a virgin? Did she get her hymen stiched back together or somethin?

[1naturesbeauty]

i hope a little kid wasn't at that meeting.

[MrBabylouise2]

@Mog087 I meant to say HIV. If you don't believe me google it. The chances are smaller but its still a possibility. dont reply.

[MrBabylouise2]

@Mog087 you can get aids from bodily like: semen blood , vaginal fluid and saliva. Saliva can be exchanged through kissing. especially if your not having sex you would most likely be haviing some deep indimate kissing. How do you think you get aids?.. wtf are you talking about

[MrBabylouise2]

you can still get aids without having sex you know. infact your chances of getting are still high when you have sexual pleasure without taking your clothes off. ie kissing.

[MrBabylouise2]

How are these people not dieng of laughter

[bollocks2who]

@MrBabylouise2 Maybe they feel sorry for her?? Nooo??!

[girllik3chloee]

they r not ready to have aids? wtf is ready to have aids? clearly thought through speech virgin :D

[ItBrandonSilver]

I've been married 35 times, BITCH.

[username7046]

wow............awkward

[Ambielynncarey101]

Do I wanna know what the "technically" part means???

[07nygiantsfan]

So by technically a virgin she means she's sucked dick before? Does anal not count as losing your virginity?

[azizov033]

thumbs up if you are from RWJ :D !!

[tcsdef]

ide give her my beef injection anyway

[BlackDiamondz34]

You know... thats a damn shame

56 year old virgin my ass she lyin hard....

[crunchmaster9000]

@BlackDiamondz34 actually.....lookin' like that........i believe her.

[JEFESHKA]

oh the discussions about lunch food......akward

[Zoopoe]

I love when self-righteous people get to put their foots in their mouths.

Maybe that's what she means by "technically" a virgin:)

[LlamaSims2010]

I'm 56 years old and I'm a virgin.......technically....

[EchoplexTheUltimatum]

I feel so much better about myself after watching this.

[MrCuteanimalvideos]

I don't think she has any saying until she GETS LAID!!!!

[AndTheDudette]

Now thats the definition of an Epic Fail .

[metallichick90]

I agree with Ray William Johnson, she was supposed to finish...only technically a virgin? Sexual satisfaction without taking your clothes off? I want to know how the heck that's possible, so many questions left unanswered!

[MarioMario6767]

I love how they're speaking about the gymnasium and whatever...and she comes to speak about protection.... LOL

[riebabie]

god dammnn !!

[zacatetas]

fuck shes got decent tits, i'd hit from the back

[check2773]

IF YOU TYPE THE DEFINITION OF FAIL IN ON THE INTERNET YOU WILL GET A LINK TO THIS BEFORE THEY SHOW YOU THE FORMAL DEFINITION.LOL

[check2773]

SHE GOT COB WEBS DOWN THERE LIKE OFF MEET THE FAULKERS WITH THE INDIAN LADY.LOL

[373booga]

"the technically 56-year old virgin" coming to a theater near you. lol

[PDmylove]

The real life ms.chokesondick!!! :P

[Elitto0]

@PDmylove exactly what I was thinking!

[rollito309]

thats not a kitchen!

[THACRAZYWABBIT]

TECHNICALLY!



[efunky13]

if she is a virgin why is she at a school bored meeting

[rock1the1arts100]

@efunky13 She's only technically a virgin, whatever that means.

[verm20]

@efunky13 cuz she's a teacher.

[musicbrain5]

@efunky13 Maybe she adopted kids??? Who knows LOL!

[OriginalRecipe520]

@efunky13 I think she is a teacher there.

[Lite1201]

@efunky13 OMG so true lmao

[DontBeAfraidToCare]

dear sweet god jesus. why did she have to add 'technically'

[travertinka]

Damn, I'm 20 and was going for a world record... :(

[LadyArtemis112]

Why is she speaking at a school board meeting if she obviously doesn't have any children? Is she the new holy mother? Is her child the new jesus? Satan help us all!

[zachtheglitchmaker]

i find this difficult to masterbate to

[tcsdef]

@zachtheglitchmaker

so original and clever!

[zachtheglitchmaker]

@tcsdef

CO ZA ASY!!!

[Spidymc]

Technically ? Seriously ? What does it mean ? Like anal ?

[aligagne]

wtf? what does she mean technically?

[ILikeDinos22]

she needs to get laid

[MarkBTW]

DAMN she surprised herself. I'd be surprised if I said that out loud too.

[StaraziaSelin66]

I actually applauded her. Either she wasn't aware of it until it was too late for her to do it, or she really stuck to her guns and didn't let anyone take advantage of her...

But then 'technically' she took advantage of herself...I think...so...I don't know...

[zasedowe]

I'm 56 years old and i'm a virgin.. GAAASSSSSSPPPP.. technically

[PinkFloydrulez]

gasp

[FluffeeTwitter]

She went anal.

[thewelford]

I think she was trying to get lucky.

[antisadism]

Id hit it.

[joejoeroko]

How do you get sexual pleasure without taking clothes off? They should have let her finish cuz I need to know... LOL moron.

[Rayne7Sunshine]

@joejoeroko thats what i am thinking xD

[StaraziaSelin66]

@joejoeroko i'm thinking porn and sticking your hand in your pants. that's not taking them off. that's being discreet. i dunno.

[rock1the1arts100]

@joejoeroko I know right! I'm damn tired of getting caught with my pants down.

[FatalError0000]

@joejoeroko fetish ?

[aaqucnaona94]

@joejoeroko Dry humping maybe?

[discoder]

*Facepalm

[benry200]

and once she has sex she will regret saying this stuff

[PhazonElitist]

@benry200 If she has not had sex by age 56, she is highly unlikely to ever do so.

[ItsBiwiPwice]

Epic fail, wasn't even relevant XD

[caesiume]

Nothing wrong with that. lol

[Playinard]

Lol fail x)

[HushHushHalo4]

Hahahaha Look at the guy in the backround at :16!!! Teeheehee...thats classic!!!!!!!!!!

[nactd]

"I'm 56 years old and I'm a virgin"

Mmm uhh we are here to discuss history.

[TheRok97]

so let me get this straight... she wants the world without sex? lol :) thats lame!

[erudolph2]

who... says that....in front of people xD

[Travsterable]

Now I think this woman is kind of....pathetic >.<

[Ivansky1]

Technically, I finger my self every night and watch British Porn.

Does that count???

[FlyinSpaghettiMnstr7]

id hit it

[amyjonesss]

embarrassment to the extreme.

[scotters15]

@Alex7398xp Technically

[ch1ldpr3d3t0r]

shocking ......

[007hawkeye1]

i get sexual pleasure from music sometimes so i think shes right

[Alex7398xp]

tha only reason shes being a bitch is tht shes going thru menopause nd she still hasnt had her cherry popped...that is if,she really is a virgin lol

[klckassmofo]

I'd hit it.

[Shadowrunner6969]

Clearly, that woman was pathetically advertising that she needs to get laid in a half-assed speech.

[asson432]

With the clothe on... Ar... Wait, does she mean a "close and personal relationship with our Father"?

[L2Dre]

So... much... fail.... words cannot express....

[L2Dre]

So... much... fail.... words cannot express....

[rye5guy]

What does that bitch know? She's just a Virgin.

What does she know sex?

[ShiOgreen]

TECHNICALLYYYYYYYYYYYYY XDDD

[lolerzz308]

hahahaha

[BlastHardRock]

133719 views :3

[007chucknorris007]

Virgin: I' a 56 year old virgin that does anal

School Board Member: ummmm we're here to discuss the new gymnasium

[DevinDisaster1102]

@007chucknorris007 Nice way to rip off RayWilliamJohnson..?

[007chucknorris007]

@DevinDisaster1102 i know right?

[endracismguy]

if women dont get laid often they lose the plot

[atthedr1ve]

I would have killed myself 40 years ago if I were her

[mrjustinatkinson]

TECHNICALLY.

[TheViolenceMan]

this deserve a lot more views

[ZeroG004]

I lol'd when they said the topic was irrelevant and that they were talking about physical education.

Where was she going with that speech anyways?

[MazieMe]

Technically? Oh, SHIT that's gross....

[Feaisian]

@MazieMe Any pun intended?

[MazieMe]

@Feaisian LMFAO! oh yeah

[TheHcomment]

i hit that ....

[CytherLynx]

@TheHcomment ew

[JonnaJacobsen1995]

I will never become a nun... 0.0

[ElenaNothingMore]

Susan Boyle ! Ray sent me here :D

[CidGuerreiro1234]

Being proud for having regular sex with cheap whores or brainless men is stupid, but being proud for being a virgin at the age of 56 is just as stupid.

[RestlessMalevolance]

@CidGuerreiro1234 Truest thing I've heard so far this year.

[JoelChenFa]

@CidGuerreiro1234 I would argue that being proud of one lifestyle choice over another is stupid. It assumes your choice is the only one that makes sense for all other people.

[PretzalKnot]

17 people are still virgins XD

[BigBulgeCheeks]

@PretzalKnot hey im a virgin but i still liked it

[TheNoobishGamer]

she wants it.. but lets all be honest here... who the fuck would touch that?

[aaronisking]

She looks like she could take a dick

[TheMajikRob]

The way I see it, live how you want. There's a chance that when you take your last breath you never see anything again, technically of course.

[MazeleyFanClub]

She gets self-worth by being a virgin, that's dumb but so is how people (as in almost all people) getting self-worth by how much cheap sex they have. Guess what, having cheap sex just means you're cheap and have no values. Just like this woman is just socially inept for being a virgin that long. Whoopie? I have no respect for her or any of you, unless you are one of the few that STFU and don't base your self-worth on sex.

[SnakeSkin950]

Unfuckingbelievable 

[patriotim12]

1.virgin by choice 2.cuz she is fugly 3.nobody has change for a twenty 4.she hasn't met Charlie Sheen yet

[7777dmith7777]

Technically......?.....WTF...L­MFAO !!

[MAMAMACHINE]

how did people not burst out laughing behind her

[bollocks2who]

@MAMAMACHINE I think they tried to endure!!

[TheFartoholic]

@MAMAMACHINE exactly what I was wondering

[Sp33dyD3m0n]

When she is sitting down look at the guy behind her. I can only imagine what this poor sap is thinking... Lets put 60 seconds up on the clock and see how many funny comments we can post.

[K1asH3r]

"I'm 56 years old and I'm a virgin" BUAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA the best part is that its "technically"

[shad0wMata]

"I'm 56 years old and I'm a virgin"

Well, maybe if you lose that Lionel Ritchie 'fro, you might get that pussy popped, Peggy Hilll.

[Winter12345100]

Technically a virgin?

Do the conditions "drunk and in Vegas" make sex not count?

[chickendippers1997]

im 14 next year and i lost mine , shame on you woman , btw i did it with a girl ive been with for 2 years

[mells105]

@chickendippers1997 shame on you for being a typical ignorant teen

[calrikc]

@chickendippers1997

High five. But Peggy Hill can't hear you. She's fictitious.

[sexyzeeboy]

WTF? I just turned 20 and I am preparing for my big day with my girlfriend! Here I was thinking I was a loser!!! FUCK!!

[YUR800]

Not ready to have aids? WTF. So tell me 56 year old virgin,are you ready to have aids?

[kipkayify]

Now that's embarrassing ...

[TheDbzComics]

Meet My Teacher. She's58 and a virgin, and married.

"Cough" No legacy"

[AnTreAsx92]

i can see why

[Pepsicorp]

Guy in the back playing with his hands is not impressed

[diegochilecruzado]

I would wreck that chick

[hellnoob11]

omg faillllllllllll super embarassment shes at the wrong meeting and admitted shes an ugly virgin and waied too long so she'll die soon. lol u fail at life. legit

[xPiNKfairy]

im 23 & i lost mine already.

[madotee]

hey ppl what age is best to start having sex normally?? many told me not to be in a hurry

[TheJKMFilms]

That's a little weird.But I'm a virgin but I'm 12 so it's not really weird

[DrLukeJury]

she is so dtf. double anal fisting.

[Kamelkatze]

and here children we have a really bad case of cantgetlaidness.

[kennytheangel1997]

@Kamelkatze we must find da cure

[dmooreQX4]

I'm ready to have aids

[GoSexyBitchz]

shes virgin cuz she cant get a guy shes too much fat, even her dildo dont want her

[bajankim]

she love the toys damn i got to loss mine fast or i would grow up like her lol jk

[FilmFreakable]

That Gasp does it for me!

[Alexsjosten9123]

They're just not ready to have aids ! THEY'RE NOT READY FOR IT!

[funguy2123]

hey bitch shut da fuck up im gonna rape yos ass with mah fist of fury

[ProJanitor]

wow owned big time in more ways than one

[Culdygotha]

bet you a quid she is not a virgin by choice. lol.

[TheINSTITUTE1990]

id tap that just to prove to myself i could do it

[SnakeSkin950]

what a whore

[UloveM3h]

the best part is when that lady in back looks at her when she says that at 0:15!

[2008presidente]

she offered but i turned her down

[kmayoneverdie]

no wonder why shes a virgin

[youtubkillable]

she is so anal

[shankar987654321]

i laughed for this video like anything when i watched in raywilliamjohnson's video :)