1 fish 2 fish red fish blue fish

[Mrjammintime1]

The irony of the muslim cooking bacon to eat it isn't that far off actually. When I was in jail last year I saw alot of muslims getting their Ramadan meals and also eating the state food. Those muslims would also eat the ham sandwiches prepared for lunch. It was like wtf, these hypocrit muslims. But I digress, I saw many a hypocrit christian in jail too. It really makes religion look bad when people can't be disciplined enough to follow their beliefs properly.

[snatchez]

swine my brotha?

[TheWarlord5454]

they actually let him make bacon 

[mershayla]

Lmfao

[BEASTBLASTER09]

"And always remember my brother, one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish, knick knack patty whack, give a dog a bone, two-thousand zero zero, party Ooop!! Outta time. My bacon smellin' fine!"

[Gegray]

That was the scared straight program

[bigcorn0824]

always cross in the green... never in between

[shasmith77]

2 thousand zero zero party...ooooop! Outta time!! SO CLASSIC!

[dayzone20]

@1314someone probably preached somebodys ears off

[Handthatfeedzyou]

...My bacon smelling fine

[big5622]

i thought Muslims didint eat pork

[tbj617]

the poeple who arent black spell nigga like nigger

[2late4thisshat]

This scene was always my favorite, besides the old lady with the walker part. LoL

[tben916]

my bacon smelling fine

[gamegeekx]

if your not black say nigger all you want plz LOL

[jccolvin3]

if you aint black dontt say nigga nigga

[1314someone]

wonder how he got in prison

[wiggitywiggitywham]

'' and always cross in the green,..

'' never in between''

[arkhangelsk]

this movie is dang clever. just brilliant.

[iamjimmy215]

Nigga talk to much! -.-

[087563421]

basterd



[PVPwarcraftologist]

 LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[collegekidd0610]

Pause it at 0:49 lmao hahaha.

[MsShatese]

this was so funny fucking funny lol

[paulhalo98]

Ha notice you can see a mpl from black oops to buy from the wall

[nozzyboibeats]

Swine my brotha? LMAO

[muchohumpty]

He went to jail because he was black on a friday night

[619680]

lol he cooking bacon lol lol lol

[michael616joaquin]

I got a friend like this lmao

[Makaveli3103006]

LMAO

[jmoney23fun]

nigga ugly af lmao no homo damnnn

[tayyibah48]

NOTICE He has on a coofeee , representing that he's muslim ... BUT EATING BACON ( SWINE ) LMAOOOOO!!!

[crowntotheundergroud]

@tayyibah48 Relax... he's gonna drink the bacon greese

[619680]

@crowntotheundergroud lol lol lol he crazy if he do

[robynsegg]

@tayyibah48: I know right! LOL!

[robynsegg]

Notice the pig meat-map in the back???? LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!

[killomillionaire]

man that guy should be in EVERY jail cell, no nigga will ever do time again.

[robynsegg]

@killomillionaire: OH SHIT!!!! I KNOOOOOOOOOOOWWWW!!!!!!

[wiibot15]

2 THOUSAND - 000 OOPS OUTTA TIME, MY BACON'S SMELLING FINE!

[streetballer510]

Because the Honorable Elijah Muhammad Ali floats like a butterfly, stings like a bee!

[blu3violet]

lmao I remember when I first saw this I was like WTF is this dude saying??

[hakaru1]

i never noticed the bowtie

[AleekahTV]

A Muslim eating pork. How's that for an oxymoron?

[DoubleAssClown]

@AleekahTV It isn't an oxymoron its just irony, go back to school.

[AleekahTV]

@DoubleAssClown irony: the use of words to express something other than the literal meaning

oxymoron: a rhetorical device or figure of speech in which contradictory or opposite words or concepts are combined and placed in conjunction for effect.

A contradictory concept was presented in the film with this scene since a Muslim is eating pork, which tends to be abstained as part of their doctrine. It's an oxymoron.

[DoubleAssClown]

@AleekahTV Irony:

a technique of indicating, as through character or plot development, an intention or attitude opposite to that which is actually or ostensibly stated. Now kindly fuck off.

[AleekahTV]

@DoubleAssClown Nah, it's still an oxymoron. What would've been a good example of irony is if he had choked on the bacon and died.

[Krazy3912]

I never dawned on me that this scene was a parody to "South Central."

[noiseonlyplease]

"nick nack patty wack, give a dog a bone

2 thousand 0 0 party woop, outa time, my beacon smelling fine."

HAHAHAHAH☺

[swellguy05]

yo boy name was Farrakan-vict!!!! thats funny as hell!

[boosted98gst]

This movie is a classic, I dunno how many times ive watched this with a buzz on. Still cracking up.

[JamrockBoi90]

I've watched this movie a thousand times. Just noticed the pig meat chart on the wall. Hahaha fucking classic.

[kyllogram]

@JamrockBoi90 I neva noticed it until I read yo comment

[wuzup56788]

"ELIJAH MOHAMMED ALI!!!! , FLOATS LIKE A BUTTERFLY & STINGS LIKE A BEE!!!!!" LOL

[edmdood]

man the guy is a muslim eating the swine lol. think a bro wont catch that haha so funny deliberate

[Caso200]

Swine My Brother Lol...

[SamuraiSoulja]

Last line is epic

[ibravosp5]

mmmm bacon

[SoleGasm]

wassup yung blood!

[longboat12345]

funniest movie in the world xD

[bribabie92]

"swine my brother?" LMFAOOOOOOOOOO

[phraedusthamusicdigr]

farahconvict....lol i love the names in this movie loc dog toothpick dishiki hahahahhaha

[WakaFlockaFlame251]

what in the hell he talkin bout

[TheMrmadproduction]

funny bt check me out click the name

[DCbrawlfan23]

at first i thought he was saying something deep but then i realized he was insane

[finesexymama]

1 dislike...?!? Always remember my brother, one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish, knick knack, paddy whack, give a dog a bone, two thousand, zero, zero, party, oops! Out of time, my bacon smellin' fine.

[Omen813i]

one fish two fish red fish blue fish nick nack patty wack get a dog a bone 2000 zero zero whoops im outa time my bacon smellin fine ;)

[xsneew]

Always cross in da green neva in between haat

[xsneew]

Mann dis shyt hilarious

[Simongs]

"swine, ma brotha'?"

[magicbullets8]

n u wonder how this none sense talking guy got into jail...-.-

[774434]

OOP! lol

[oooocherrryoooo]

Lmao

[nicholas2045]

this nigga got on a BowTie tho lmao

[Sogwa]

HA HA HA!

PURE ROTFLMAO!

TOO DAMN FUNNY!

[NittyNilt]

WHY IS HE EATING BACON ?? I THOUGHT MUSLIMS DONT FUCK WITH THE SWINE !!! THIS MOVIE IS TO MUCH ..... LOL!!!

[maffia440]

two thousand zero zero party oops!

[MultiSinoda]

farakonvict!!! : D

[calderposse]

lol the preaching muslim brother cooking bacon hahaha

what a contradiction

[jokester859]

it's so funny how he goes from offering bacon to lecturing/preaching to him LOL...I love how it shows the passing time with him still preaching lol

[Bettlejack]

My bacon smellin fine lol

[MyCompSlow0]

@Bettlejack hahah

[chubb123]

"Swine my brother?"

[SpeakMyMind500]

were those parts of him talking really cut or were they just edited out by the person who put the video on youtube?

[tgoe420]

@SpeakMyMind500 thats how it really is in the movie

[SpeakMyMind500]

@tgoe420 oh ok.

[Aveiond]

love this movie. its was on BET yesterday

[rougher53]

A muslim brotha cooking bacon? hmm lol

[Lilin1989]

floats like a butterfly sting like a bee lmao

were did that come from????

mixing everything together

doesn't even make sense lol

[FashionRawkz]

@Lilin1989 From Muhammad Ali when he was on a winning streak back in the days.

[Demirel32]

at 0:25 is that a Pig drawn on his wall?lol Swine My brotha?

[Satisfaktion4u]

Every time I see my dog I think Nick nack patty wack get a dog a bone!

[xochilO3O9]

Wtf Wutt Poster Is Datt (Piq poster)

[BigLoc21]

Swine ma brotha!

[KalEYEdoscopeMakeup]

...swine my brotha????

[JBNARUTOAKAJMONEY12]

this the guy from readin rainbow lol

[lmg800]

damn... i wonder why his ass is in jail LMAO

[brucelee7525]

lol he supposed to be muslim but he cookin bacon

[Stranglehold432]

Whoever wrote the script deserved an Oscar for that monologue alone

[hyperzyph64]

out of time, ma bacon smellin fine lmao

[OGST33L]

Swine my brother?

[superherojr]

Anyone notice that he has a poster of a pig on his wall? Lol

[SocaTrain]

the funniest thing to me is that the nigga felt he had to give him a life lesson, just 20 seconds into his jail life lol

[helicoptersrkool]

1 person choked on bacon.

[jphish4545]

swine ma bratha?

[TheMindlessgirl1]

he is a crackhead

[highman58]

that nigga put some fuckin emphasis on patty whack LOL.

[melophace]

@highman58 ....LOL he sure the hell did....knick knack....PAAAddy whack.

[atatyndjason145]

what looks like a butterfly and stings like a bee

[Jaydoubmusic]

Classic line

[respectmypretty]

dis nigga cookin bacon in jail

[RedRoseDrops20]

@respectmypretty It could have been beef

[619680]

@respectmypretty lol lol lol some ppl do that



[SkyBlu3Android92]

wOO lol best part out the movie for me! xD ahhh 90's!

[imPR3TTYBLacK]

LMFAOOOOOOOO @ HOW HE JUST CAME OUTTA NO WHERE. "AND LEMME TELL YOU SOMETHIN. IF YOU HIT A MAN. IN TIME HIS WOUNDS WILL HEAL"

[jamexxxxxx]

and allways cross in the green never in between xD

[trinidadparaminman]

"(insert quote here)"

[knicks3085]

I love how he just said nothing but random stuff lmao.

[FashionRawkz]

@knicks3085 He's actually satirizing the preachiness of black nationalists.

I think it's just like being obligated to go to church and you couldn't care less what the hell the pastor is talking about. But a strange twist to this is that mafia members used to pay thousands of dollars to priests to forgive them of sins. I'm actually atheist, but I'm always open to spiritual truth (gnosticism). I'm also fascinated by Satanism and Wicca.

[PotJericho]

and they got this scene from south central

[PotJericho]

in the green part had me dying

[LordVoldermort876]

@PotJericho lol ikr my fav. part

[BrooklynMintBiggie]

lil wayne's next rap song

[fuckmycunt99]

my bacon smellin fine lol wtf how many drugs are they on when they make these movies

[The7legacy]

FarahConvict is the Man!!!!!!!!!!!!

"If you steal from a man you can replace what you steal."

"And always cross in the green never in between."

Classic Movie!!!!!!

[damannoa]

@PsychoDRUMMER100 He was arrested for being Black on a Friday.

[TheMunchMaster]

wasssup young blood, swine my brotha ?

[duanexavier]

@TheMunchMaster LOL he supposed to be muslim (can't eat swine) i thought that wus funny that he said that to the new guy..

[puffpuffyogi]

imagine being Faded in that cell, Ill be cracking up....lol

[SocaTrain]

why he give that nigga a life lesson, three seconds after he got in jail lol

[xxmuzicchickxx]

@SocaTrain lol i hate it when random people walk up to me and start giving me unsolicited advice. Something similar to this actually happened to me on the bus before.

[SocaTrain]

@xxmuzicchickxx lol yea there are always random/weird people on the bus or train

[ALeLe227]

look at his face when he says 2000!!!!!!

[K0I02]

@jazzy501 could've said it better! Lol

[K0I02]

@jazzy501 couldn've said it better! Lol

[K0I02]

@ jazzy501 couldn't have said it better! Lol

[lmsgirl97]

wat movie is this??????

[gamegurl1098]

@lmsgirl97

dont be a menace to south central while drinking your juice in the hood

[lmsgirl97]

@gamegurl1098 i am sooo late but thxx

[kkgirl300]

my bacon smellin fine

[jazzy501]

and always remember my brother,

1fish 2fish, red fish ,blue fish

nick-nack paddy-wack give the dog a bone

2000 zero zero party over OOPS!

outta time! !

my bacon smellin' fine!

best line ever!

[shoeswithoutshoestri]

Wise wurds from a decent man

[hackerOFpsp]

Elijah Mohammed Ali! Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee! lmaooo

[kaijutube]

wat was the point of this scene

[singana1]

@kaijutube satirizes the preachiness of black nationalists

[hollowgohan777]

@kaijutube you must have never seen menace to society

[kaijutube]

@hollowgohan777 i dont watch hood movies

[BigTezeFizzo]

2THousand 0 o party ooops outa time my swine is swellin mighty fine

[aabosi]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[BrutalAsHell]

lol i woulda killed that annoying ass nigga

[cracksoup]

that poetic guy is insane if i met him in real life i would be so scared lol

[enigmagraphics]

If you hit a man, in time his wounds will heal. If you steal from a man, you can replace what you've stolen. But always cross in the green, never in between. Because the honorable Elijah Muhammed Ali floats like a butterfly and stings like a bee. And always remember my brother, one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish, knick knack, paddy whack, give a dog a bone, two thousand, zero, zero, party, oops! Out of time, my bacon smellin' fine.

[truebluevatoz2008]

hahahaah.....this shiit is funny

[tone1212a]

Swine, My Brother? LOL!!!

[Dupremej]

Always cross in the green never in between.

[Dupremej]

always cross in the green never in between.

[lvanhalen]

That is my favorite part of the movie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL I was looking 4 someone 2 post it nice good post thks

[xxSTYLESxx1]

lmao

[oabab]

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHA this moslim eating bacon and have a picture of a pig on the wall hahahah

[KayCeya]

lmao how you gone make baconn in holding?

[shesobreezy]

2000 00 party oops out of time my bacon smellin fine !!!!!!

[superfreshguy]

"And always remember, my brother. one fish,two fish,red fish, blue fish, nick-nack paddy-wack get a dog a bone! Two-thousand zero zero party,OOP! Outta time. My bacon,smellin' fine...!"

I love that quote.

[lpc0615]

Do you know that whole quote? I seen the movie about 10 times I know most of the whole quote I think I missed a 1 or 2 words.

[superfreshguy]

Yeap, I love this movie. I got it on my iPod Touch.

[FunkInDaPocket47]

Love this scene...too funny!

[callmeduty]

hahaha best movie ever

[StreetBallaGumby]

Dat makes dat movies Top 10 Funny Parts. I think I'd say its #3 with Bernie Mac as a racist cop at #2.

[loner1520]

i dont rlly get this but its hilarious