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  • 29 extremley cruel...30 is awesome and true...31 is very, yeah... 35 is something i do to everyone...40 is hilarious...50, umm...

  • omg i would be in a hospital if i ever said anything of this to fang espically 13 and 14 xD

  • This is like my 100TH time watching this, and it is STILL hilarious!!!

  • OMG LOL SO HALARIOUS!!!! I LIKE THE LAST ONE HE WOULD SOO DIE!

  • @loveusidiots SPOILER ALERT!!!!!!!! SPOILER ALERT!!!!!! HOW DARE U POST THAT I HAVNT FINISHED THE SERIES YET AND U JUST RUINED IT FOR ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • this is so dumb fang isn't even emo

  • Wait, there's going to be a Maximum Ride movie in 2013??? I so, I'd live to watch it! I love Maximum Ride and I finished reading the whole series. I'm waiting for the last one to come out this month. So sad it's the end and sad that Fang and Max aren't together. I LOVE MAX AND FANG SINCE THE VERY BEGINNING!!!

  • @loveusidiots nein, you wouldnt be..... apparently they considered taylor launtner as fang and kristen stewart as max........ FANG DO SOMETHING RIP THOSE PPLS THROATS OUT

  • i wanna do #50...he would rip my heart out though

  • # 50 killed me XD

  • Warriorsfan789 I can vouch for him! So excited for the movie! Also lol: hide his eyeliner

  • This so funny ( IMPORTANT TO ALL FANS OF THE BOOK I HEAR RHE MOVIE IS COMING OUT NEXT YEAR CANT WAIT)

  • @JerseyClay101 r u cereal? what's ur proof?

  • @warriorsfan789 No, he's right! The movie comes out in 2013! Too excited, like I am right now because Hunger Games is about to be a movie on March 27th!

  • haha id so do half of these (but only if i knew how to protect myself hmmmm)

  • @TheAnimalTech I wouldn't suggest giving Fang a hug because he can kick your ass faster then you can say "Ouch!'.

  • OMG!!!!!! MCR ROCKS!!!!!!!

  • i would do #20-21

  • If u did any o that to fang... He'll kick ur ass into next the next millennium

  • You would get your ass kicked if you did that to Fang LOL

  • lol does anybody think there will be a maximum ride movie?

  • to annoy Fang *laughs* i try my best to keep my mouth shut around him

  • Lol my sanwiches are just as good as maxes XD

  • #42..

    My name is Isabella. ♥.♥

  • lol so awesome

    ps

    Add me on fanpop

    u can find me on the maximum ride wall cuz i always have a post on there

    Username: Kairi222

  • XD awesome!!!

  • I would sooooo do #45.....

  • ok results of 50 a smack to the back of head but it would be totally worth it

  • this was hilarious

  • some more:

    shave his head 100% bald while he sleeps and blame it on gazzy

    tell him you heard dyaln in max's room last night...again

    (if you're a guy) kiss max

    (if you're a girl, like me) kiss him and say it was an accident

    ask him if he likes twilight; if he says yes (which isn't likely because fang is smart), walk away and tell max that he thinks bella is hotter than her

  • Man i just think fang is hot but i like him more than dylan cuz i like emo boys haha but either way i looove fang! but dylans a little erid but he is a little cute!!

  • MY SANDWICHES ARE JUST AS GOOD AS MAX'S xD

  • Weird, if I did this, Fang would think that I am a creeper

  • haha XD love Maximum Ride, thanx these vids are so funny

    Still waiting impatiently for the last book...

  • Lmao:) this is awesome!!!

    50. Tell him Max is lesbian

    Best one I agree:)

  • 43. Unikwaa

    Lmao:)

  • I am team fax (Fang and Max) and i would not mess with any of these I am a guy but i am still on a ship team not many dudes are

  • # 50 He would cut my nuts off and feed them to a lion if i did that

  • #31: I would never do that right in front of max or fang, I am afraid to end up being beaten, flown 10,000 feet in the air, and dropped over a nuclear power plant...

    #39: sorry, I have plans to name my cat Paul :D

    #50: Max and Fang would have it out for me if i did that....... : \

  • what is this soooong!!! its killing me not knowin!

  • OH MY GOD I TOTALLY CRACKED UP AT THE LAST ONE. XDDDD

  • What's the song

  • Fang would kill you if you did have the stuff you put Lol!

  • this should be enamed"How to get your ass kicked by fang"

  • Lols I love the last one (Max is a lesbian)

  • 51: kick him in the balls and say "HOW DOES THAT HURT I THOUGHT YOU DONT GOT NONE!"

  • i love fang (( like he is my fav dude like max is my fav girl)) and this is soooooo funny

  • Dude this is sooo funny

  • I love this!

  • ...I think I'm dumber from watching this.

  • 52. Shave IGGY Onto the back of fangs head while he sleeps

  • Great video!!!! ive seen a million times and still laugh every time! you should TOTALLY check out my maximum ride tribute on my channel

    P.S. love ur username

  • LOL!!! I NEARLY HAD A SEIZURE WHILE LAUGHING!!!

  • AND 50!!!! XDXDXDXD

  • Ima try numbers 1 , 9 , 6, 10, and 11!!! XD

  • (sib says 2) WTF?! Lol, we're trying to annoy him, not ask him to kill us, right?

    P.S. the other one was halfway thro. this is at the end. last is awsome. nicely done, bellaswan2.

  • (sib says) Lol, this is supa funny. Ah, poor ol' fang. the real killer is the iggy one. lol hes my fave

  • awwwwwwwwwwwww poor fang!!!!!! I love fang!!!.....but the last on was true.....

    and He would never do that to angel!!!!! ......... maybe he'll do it to gazzy,total,or iggy...well maybe not iggy cuz he's blind but he will push gazzy and total.

  • Tis is stupid.

  • I wish i wuz a bird kid......

  • Lol #1 #9 #50 made me wanna pee mah pantz

  • Im so team Fang he is like amazing!!!

  • You should just tell him that max will dump him for Dylan even if he hasn't met Dylan yet

  • mcr is my fav band and trust me i am not emo

  • omg cant stop laughing :D

  • Two things

    1: he cuts his hair in book two. PS I would love to have hair as long as his!

    2:I hate Max!! But somehow I think he SUPER HOT!!!

  • lol this is even more funny to me because im on team senior dylan :D

  • he is going to find you and kill u

  • LOL!!!!!!!!

  • MCR IS NOT EMO!!! D:

  • Lolz!

  • OMG! LOL!

  • @maximumride636 Yeah oh this is aly that was skye xD Fang is awesome. Wait who's Dylan? I'm only on the first book D:

  • @TheAnimalTech oooooooo well dylan nah dont want to spoil the whole thing for you

  • @Fireblackcomet AH!? WTH MAN!

  • @AnDiCaSt98 What???? 

  • @TheAnimalTech ULL HAV 2 READ N FIND OUT...

  • @maximumride636 so do i

  • OMG STUPID DYLAN GETTING IN THE WAY OF TRUUUUUE LOVE WOW THAT IS SAD AND LOW IF I WAS MAX I WOULD CHOOSE FANG OVER DYLAN ANY DAY I MEAN LIKE WHO WOULDN'T YEAH APPARENTLY MAX WOULDN'T AND I SWARE IF I GET MY HANDS ON DYLAN I WILL RIP HIS ARM OFF AND BEAT HIM WITH IT THUMBS UP IF U PEEPS AGREE I HATE DYLAN FOR HURTING FANG IN HIS HEART IT'S SHATTERED IF I MET FANG I WIULD GIVE HIM MAH SPECIAL BEAR HUG :D

  • @TheAnimalTech Nudge? is that you?

  • DOMB DYLAN FANG IS HOTTEST AND IF I WAS MAX I WOULD TOTALLY CHOOSE FANG IN A HEARTBEAT DUH WHO WOULDN'T O YEAH DYLAN I SWARE IF I GET MY HANDS ON DYLAN I WILL RIP HIS ARM OFF ABD BEAT HIM WITH IT WHO AGREES

  • FANG AND MAX FOREVAAAAAA!!!!! :D

  • i could've caught flies in my mouth reading number 30 to 31. then 35 and 44 and 50 was HILARIOUS!!! more flies :)

  • I think Fang and Max should still be together no matter if dylan is her " perfect match"

  • LOL, this made me laugh so hard. :D

  • i know 1 more to add say name of person over ang over till the yell at you saying what then say hi then run for your life

  • LOL (><) LOL!!! thats sooo funnny!! omFg!!! its soo hilarious!! even though i luv fang (and iggy) i was laughinh!!!

  • hahahah i love 50!!!!!!!!!

  • @fireblackcomet team fang all the way. When Hans said max and Dylan had to 'do things together' in angel I got so pissed I threw at wall. Fang is her perfect match not Dylan. He's a fagot.

  • @brin11299 OMG i know that meade me soooooo piss

  • @DESCRIPTION

    EVEN HIS HAIR? XD

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  • team fang or team dylan? im for dylan :P

  • @TegreKitten911 i was always a team fang no matter wut

  • @Fireblackcomet fang left the flock and replased them all. idc what he says. but dylan is perfect for max. Team Dylan!!!

  • @TegreKitten911 yes i know but he still loves her and i dont give a crap that dylan is "her perfect match" and he didnt replace them no one could ever replace them no matter how hard you try especially max

  • @Fireblackcomet before Angel came out, i would have aggreed. but like i said, dylan is pefect with max and the flock in every way. theres no changing that. and fang isnt coming back. he ruined his chances with max when he left. theres no undoing that.

  • @TegreKitten911 now im seriously starting how long this is gonna last but like i said i dont give a crap and fang made that decision for the flocks sake and it all now depends on the hands of fate and when the last book comes out we will see how fang and dylan go and like i said i'll alaways be on team fang and my opinion wont change about that and i think i speak for all the team fangs out there in the world

  • AWESOME ! I nearly died laughing XD!

  • more: 1: Pull of a couple of his feathers and say that you got your hogwarts letter and need a new quill.

    2: ask him why he was named after a giant's dog.

    3.ask him if he will be attending hagrid's care of magical creatures class.as the subject of the class.

    4. Ask him if he ever saw a quidditch player while flying

    5. are you gettting by now all i can think of is harry potter and all these have to do with harry potter? JULY 15!!!!!!

  • @Sarahvampirechic11 I LOVE YOU no homo

  • Tell him max is a lesbian rotflmfao

  • why does Fang have to be so awesome? Probobly he is 1: He can fly. 2: He is hot as hell, 3: He is sexy, 4 He can fly (did I say that already?) 5: He's Fang...

  • I love this video, but really now, what is that peice of music called? I'm dying to know (Not literally though.)

  • roflmao i seriously laghed my but of specially the last one !!

  • I laughed my ass off at this vid! Its HILARIOUS!!!? XD

  • hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaa this is funny shit :P

  • haha is #24 like a double joke? because, you know, Max is a TERRIBLE cook... ahaha and #40 had me near tears!!!! XD

  • Oh my god! That was so funny that I almost peed myself :P I'm still laughing as I write this!

  • lol

    

  • MCR forever!

  • Fang isn't real though...

  • YOU ARE SO MEAN! It's funny and all, but it's so mean. You're a meanie face to Fang. Poor Fang.

  • 9. Smexy, not sexy.

    35. umm no thanks....

    49. like I haven't done that already......

    50. HELL YEAH!

  • I KNOW WHAT THIS MEANSS!!! fanfiction tiimmmmeeeeee :D

  • #50 FTW

  • hes not emo.. w.e FANG IS AWESOME!

  • Is it just me or does it sound like Gazzy made this XD

  • Unikwaa?!

  • funny, but it goes too fast

  • Hey fang... Max is a lezbian...

  •  Wow...You must have absolutely NO life at ALL if THAT is what you do at midnight...i mainly sleep

  • my fav is 25 and 26 lol and number 9 kinda odd......

  • i think after #1, i breathed (no, i no care for proper grammer) about... once.. couldnot stop laughing!!

  • 37 is definitley my favvvvv

  • 0:37 is definitley my favvvvv

  • LOL "tell him max is a lesbian!!!!!!!!" XD

  • for number 9, Nudge cant think hes sexy! shes his sister!!

    

  • You know some of these could all just be one way to annoy Fang.

  • XD :D

  • Teenagers reminds me of Fang... lol

  • lmao! 25 and 26 made me fall out of my chair laughing

    best ones were

    1,13,2 ,18,6,297,30,9,31! lmao!10,33 ,34 , 35,40,42,44,45,46,47

    49...50! lolololololololol.

    i just got finnished with FANG and im wating for angel to be back at the liberareeey...IT WAS SOOOO GOOD!!! I WANT TO KILL DYLAN!!! HES A BUTT!

    hehehe i think im the biggest fang and fax lover in the U.S of A

  • ...but it would totally rock if max was a lesbien all though who cares if you can watch her if you could have her all to yourself mehehehehehe

  • oh gosh 3o ways to annoy maxi is just so damn good !

  • is ther actually a movie on the book?

  • 50 makes me LAUGH so hard!!! Tho it would suck majorly

  • LMAO #14 is just horrible!

  • #50 that would make ME mad

  • "I seriously think we should use a condom next time....." BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • Omg. #50=suicicde

    Lol!

  • :D :D :D omg omg #25!!! im lmao

  • Umm.. More Like, 50 ways on how to have Fang kill u...Lol

  • 25 & 26 LOL.

    noooo... FANG IS MINE D:

  • LOL!!!!!

  • LMAO 50# XDD

  • #27 is the BEST COMEBACK EVER!!!!!! Cause if it doesn't insult them it confuses them long enough for u to think of a better one :D

  • You got that right... Boys in books are a lot better, they cant complane. :D

  • yeah this was random but i was laughing the whole time!!

  • Aww, do NOT mess with Max!

  • OMGWTFBBQ?! Stupid trolls.

    Fang and Iggy= sexiness.

  • @NinjaTheInvisible omg for a second i thought you meant that fang and iggy should be together! like, a couple!

  • @CHOCOSPOCK

    Haha, no, I was just saying they're sexy. Iggy and Nudge are the better couple, along with Max and Fang.

  • @NinjaTheInvisible No Iggy and Ella are a better couple, or Iggy and me...HAHAHA just kidding. :D

  • @Annahenery123 Meh, I just think Nudge and Iggy are cuter. NO WAY, I WAS GOING TO SAY IGGY AND ME! Or Fang and Me.

  • @NinjaTheInvisible Both I would be fine with... If you get Iggy I get Fang, and if you get Fng I get Iggy... isn't it odd how we are talking about them like there not real people?

  • @Annahenery123 Yes, good idea. I want Iggy! I talk about characters like they're real people all the time. I'm in love with Peeta from The Hunger Games. And Draco Malfoy from HP. A lot of other characters too. Guys in books are better than guys in real life.

  • Some of these are funny--biut some are perverted! Fang is cool!

  • OMFGFORLMFAO

  • these r not annoying! They're hurtful. I LOVE FANG!!!!!!

  • Fang looks a lot like gackupo from vocaloid excepts fang has wings black hair and is not a samurai

  • @kiraheart4000 fang looks nothing like gakupo XD

  • Hey! Dylan is awesome (opinion)! And don't go hating on him he was specifically created like that, for Max. So don't just yell that you hate him!

  • That would annoy ANYONE smart butt lol jk...

    I love fang!! I wanna marry him .... and have his kids isabella, tammy and unikwaa XD XD XD XD

  • LMAO I was laughing soooo hard reading these!

  • If you tried one of these on him, he would make your insides implode

  • if he were real and you did ANY of these,you would probably get kicked of hospitalized by him.

  • @Usernameinvalid59 i LOVE UR ANSWER! I love Fang. Favorite character. I watched these thinking they'd b funny... but... ugh

  • IMAO AT #50!!!!!!!!

  • OMGSH you are the best this made me laugh so hard becuase fang is like my favorite character. you win because thi made my day XD

  • #18 and put a bow in it! ;D

  • dylan is a... good character? maybe... but, hes not so good for THIS story and for THIS book series and THIS book series's character.

  • i have now read Angel, cant wait till next febuary for the new book :)