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  • so thats why i always get rejected.... time to learn another language and see if that helps.

  • sexist bitch.

  • strange looking kitchen. . .

  • so men just want to have sex with you if they ask you out on a date? lol.

  • I'd hate to think that every man's goal is sex. I know this video is not meant to be serious but it's still a little sexist towards men

  • What a pathetic view of men :P Lacking in self esteem much

  • Easy.

    I'm cold: Will you turn up the heat?

    Maybe: No

    We'll See: No

    Yes: Maybe

    No: Not in a thousand fucking years

    Oh look, there is a (insert restaurant name): I'm hungry

  • It's sad that women actually view us men that lowly... I personally have more respect and care for women that most women probably realize... the hell with sex, shes more important... why do women just assume its all about sex and apparently food.

  • @Tehchrisf One word: feminism.

  • lol....... im hungry means...''im hungry'' lol......... i think it means... " ehh, baby, i know you just gave birth... but, when are you gonna get dinner started?"

  • Looks to be the truth.

    

  • fail... xS

  • In reality people or in this case men do not always think about sex, sure it may cross our minds but we have more important things to think about don't pair us with the other guys who watch porn 24/7

  • The only thing in a mans mind is SEX

  • id eventually like to have sex with you?

  • ITs funny how women say were sexist. Hypocrytical moaning bitches! Lol ¬_¬

  • Rather sexistic tinted..

  • this is really stupid, not all guys are cavemen that crave sex all the time as you make them appear. you cant take the more idiotic part of our gender and let them represent us.

  • @danny8492 well its soo easy if you dont want it to represent you then get rid of it

  • @LeeAnna62 its not as easy as you make it sound. we can tell men what they want and what they dont want.

  • and when a guy says "swag" he really means "OFWGKTADGAFN!"

  • why you guys hating? it's so true xD same shit goes through my mind aswell every time i say something like that

  • why you guys hating? it's so true xD same shit goes through my mind aswell every time i say something like that

  • Why do women say all guys care about in a relationship is sex, when they're the same way (no sexual urges, no attraction to anyone)?

  • Infantile and bad-styled...

  • stupid but your cute

  • Well, thanks for the educational video, but heres one for you. how about instead of saying one thing and meaning another. How about you just say what you mean. Also, women think about sex just as much if not even more than men do. Men are just more open about it in public then women are. Way to stereotype that all men want nothing but sex.

  • 32 females are lying to themselfs

  • i wuz laughin so damn hard wen she sayed the guys part

  • Serious jesselanous is right!

  • Here's a novel idea: WHY DON'T YOU JUST SAY WHAT THE F@CK YOU MEAN? Hey, that's a great idea!!!

  • love it!

  • The Fucks is what up wit this, i hate how people are so effin stereotypical... although was kinda funny

  • Hahaha!!! But we all know the one "I'm hungry" means "make me a sammich". Yes, a sammich.

  • AMAZING xD

  • <3 you and your british accent :D

  • @blackwater64 WTF in 1892 they didnt have internet so how the bloody hell is that girl know how to operate a bloody computer enough to know about wat you have said to react to this matter of fact bloody fuckin care about it anyway

  • To video creater: if your wondering why no boy will go out ( or why you just goy dumped) with you then get your fuckin lazy mind out of the trash heap so you can fuckin realize that thanks to your retarded self you just fucking afended every fuckin guy in the world who understands the english language and has a computer. So congats asshole! 

  • fuck you

  • It's all really obvious... It's just how children communicate with their parents and how parents communicate with their children... Nothing worth noting... really sensible women do not communicate like this in the real world with mature people... autism is not a good habit... This is too all people, men and women... If you are going to communicate indirectly go write a novel...This is the real world... not fairy tale...

  • noup, when a man says "im hungry" he means " make me a sandwich and don't talk so much"

  • @ste666fan dave chappel, lol

  • not every one is the same

    sumtimes waht is sed is

    actauly what men mean

    its not always about sex

  • LOL MADE ME Lough so bad babe got we need to meet up so i can eventualy have sex with you

  • when i say i want to take you out i mean i want to take you out. when i take you out to the movies its because i want to spend quiet quality time with you. when i say you look upset its because i want to do anything to please you. this girl needs to go and have her first boyfriend

  • why is wanting to have sex such a bad thing to women?

    lolol... women like to think that they are just little perfect angels, don't they?

    they do nothing wrong?

  • bitch ur stupid as fuck

  • so very true

  • omg this is hillarious.........

  • @ismini2009 lol why you mad SLUT BAG.

  • A woman who actually understands men and a woman who isnt afraid to educate men. So can I take you out to dinner? Maybe a movie? Can I call you?

  • SEX FOR THE WIN XD hahah :P

  • haha, insightful, however, I would say that you're not the best insight of men in general.

    But the female insight sounds correct with my own experience. Thanks for funny video

  • I dont care....if women cant speak their mind i am not gonna sit there and think about what one of their stupid codes messages means!

  • from my experience girls are the ones with the problem, a guy tries so hard to win the girl over, and the girl reject the guy as if its a little game. and girls are boring because all they want to do is hang out with their lesbian friends, guys interact more whilst girls sit there in silence, and do you really think your gonna find a boyfriend by giving out mixed signals, for example pretending to send text messages to your made up boyfriend.

  • from a gay girl view this was toddle bull**** you just restated the **** we already new but i like it because will here ending and i quote "i don't really care if i educated you or not i just wanted the views for this video." and you girls just need to come out with it, we will never get your clues, so just say what you mean i mean you think they would get it by now after so many generations that CLUES DON'T WORK

  • and this why men are wrong about thinking women are retarded...

  • Ugh. I HATE PEOPLE

  • your funny. You dont however look over 13 to be so well rounded.

  • why do they think its all about sex i mean fuck if i want to take you out i want to take you out fuck people 

  • @jessellanos787 Thank you!

  • @jessellanos787 I find it terrible that you think guys are all about sex if I don't want to go out I don't want to go out.

  • @Zamriasra huh you lost me

  • @jessellanos787 you said why do they think it's all about sex. That's not true at all. Many guys don't think about sex all the time. You just date shitty tool guys with not intellect. Which shows how great of a person you are.

  • @Zamriasra hay buddy i am a guy i was talking from a guy point of view let me write it over i hate how women think all we men want is sex if i want to take her out i just want to take her out i hope you understand i am a guy

  • @Zamriasra and get you facts right before you comment

  • @jessellanos787 :) this proves my point

  • @Zamriasra you are confusing me lets get this write i am a guy

  • @jessellanos787 makes way more sense thought you were a bitchey girl.

  • 2nd song is by THE OFFSPING :D

  • This young woman is actually very attractive, though I can't tell how old she is. Doesn't matter in the long run, since she is likely across the Atlantic from me, but I figured I would throw that in there along with "very funny, and shockingly accurate."

  • The only thing I love in this video is the Offspring song. Go take your bleeding vagina for a walk. All my friends are men and I already have a girl to eat ;)

  • LOL THATS WHY US GUYS SHOULD FUCK EM, BREAK THEIR HEARTS AND LEAVE EM

  • What if every word out of her mouth is an insult, and she even says I can't "multitask"?

  • What's wrong if we want sex? Sex is good.

    I guess if we said "Fancy a shag" it'd be more honest but it wouldn't cut it with the women. LOL

  • all im saying is theres more to life.

  • im going gay !

  • not bad. even though I had a printed version of this 12 years ago and was much more in depth but still not bad.

  • "I luve this video" what I really mean is = Take your kabosh bullshit lingual games and stuff it up your cunt, if your to immature to use proper grown adult english then go the fuck outside!!! Dont worry I hear cats make great companions!!! LMAO

  • True many men think with their dicks but thats only half the truth cause women think with their ovaries. Many women look at a man's success and power the same way many men look at a woman's breast. Its just hormonal instincts built into our species to help its survival.

    Take it up with God or Charles Darwin but don't bitch about it.

  • lol

  • not entirely true for us men (nice guys) girly... -.-

  • the men translations dont work for christian guys, the real ones have more control and moral stability than to always be thinking of sex... but FAKE christian guys are the opposite of the REAL ones.... so the translation works for them

  • Funny. Men want sex of course they do, but so do women and more than men believe it or not, and many arent satifsied.

    PS Guys the reason for your frustration and bitterness is a paradox, the very reason you are pissed at women is because you are pissed at women, drop the negtative attitude and women will want to be around you

    Yeah, they're wierd, they're crazy, they dont make sense, they arent direct, they're confusing, but theyre not not UNDERSTANDABLE. Learn them like you would any science.

  • You're FUCKING AWESOME!!! LMBAO!!!! This was some funny shit!! GREAT JOB!!! This is proof of both,most women are LIARS,and NOT ALL WOMEN ARE THE SAME!! SOme(the vast minority) are actually cool!! You restore hope!!!

  • whahahaha XD awsome XD

    i think i'll translate it to some of my friends here in hungary XD thy

  • Guys can tell a woman, you just met, to come back to your place, get naked, and bend over? You mean women don't say NO to men who want to have sex with them? The man decides if sex is happening or not? No way, i'm gonna ask all women if they want dinner and a movie. No wonder men around the world can cut off their women from sex, and get what they want...

    Uh yeah, i'm sure that's how it works -_-

  • Not all guys are like that but hey would you want to go to the movies sometimes (i'D like to eventually have sex with you)

  • HOLY CRAP!!! The section about "what men say vs. what men actually mean", it's almost as if you're in my brain. You have a gift for reading men's minds.

    By the way.....would you like to have dinner sometime?

  • Not all men are like that =P

  • Translate this man talk: "Get back in the kitchen"

  • What ever happen strait talk, between people.. this kinda back handed talk is the cause of alot of problems, and grief for males mostly.

    *facepaws*

    Fem: I've been busy all day, Get up and help me. -> I don't care how long a day you had, get off your ass and make my life easier.

  • this is a pretty funny video....i mean i want to have sex with you

  • oww you did such a great job with this vid, wanna hang out sometimes? - yes i wanna have sex with you XD

  • loved it I want more. I subscribed ^.^

  • What women mean and what women mean type 1:

    Woman: "I hate you!" ("ooh I want you~!")

    Woman: "Shut up!!" ("go on! it's sexy! )

    Woman: "I'm an indendant woman" ("I need a guy who's in control)

    Woman: "I don't care" ("I care, but I try to act like I don't)

    Woman: "sure" ("I'm testing how confident you are)

    Woman: I like sweet honest guys (means nothing...women don't know what they want)

  • @PowerRedBull Only the bitchy ones (Don't hate)

  • Funny....!

  • good job girl

  • haha!!! lol Killer!!!!

  • Cheeky. I like it.

  • View plus like.

  • this is funny....lol

  • SO TRUE!

    ALL OF IT!!!

  • The "I'm hungry," one truly made me lul.

  • Lol, awesome- havnt chuckled so much in ages+its all bloody true. Er , Hey I know this great chinese .......

  • Spot on :D You figured us guys out :D

  • @robert13camus sexist much? :P fuck.

  • @robert13camus AHAHAHAH OOOooooooo! SNAP!

  • Wow , finally someone has spelled it out for me Dah. Now I can put it into practice to get more women and more sex...sex...sex...Did I say sex.

  • lol of course men want sex thats the whole point of taking you out an shit! its called courting, but we dont want it right then and thier and we dont just want wuts between ur legs we want you as well. if you want a realationship with out sex get a damn ken doll. So stop thinking you can keep getting free dinners and movies you damn freeloaders LOL

  • Good news everyone, I am building a machine that interpretes what women really mean when they use "engleiahshsh"

    Quite like the one used for babys incapable of actually using the english language to express how they feel this machine will tell you exactly what they mean,

    2legit2quit

    cy@

  • i am going to have to concur with your philosphy in certain areas. If you believe so we can discuss the true origins and definitions to the hidden meanings.

  • lol at the guy's part too true! is that all they can think about? xD (joking)

  • I'm hungry

  • See this is why men rule and women SUCK!

    At least with guys you know what they want, SEX. But with women, they have all this double speak and words with hidden meanings that you don't know what the fuck they mean

    The world would be a much happier place if women just say what they mean and mean what they say, instead of leaving it up to men to try and decipher things. Also women should be glad that men are after them. A few years down the road, they'll be bitching how they can't find a guy

  • @JDubs878 wow great stereotypin men just want sex -.- wtf is with you people either not old enough or too retarded at actually goes into the dynamics of a relationship the bird thats dne this vid ent gt a clue and you must be about fucking 13 if u truley believe a few years down the line a bird wudnt get a fella coz obviously in your case you havent experienced it and you never will (your mum doesnt count) ...........he shoots he scores put some clearisil on those clogged up pores

  • @JDubs878 Did you SERIOUSLY just say women suck? You must be single and lonely x]]]

  • I'd eventually like to have sex with you...i mean can i take you out to dinner......dinner.

  • That made me smile. Loved the intro. Your smile is only beaten by your cheekiness. Keep it up.

  • women, how about this instead? say what you mean in the first place!!

  • that's impossible, you must learn to read subtle cues

  • so i have to learn codespeak because someone is too chickenshit to speak their mind?

  • not at all, it's our job to be honest and direct

    women are subtle, not exactly chickenshit, ask any woman :)

  • i think it's subjective to the individual. people are different, regardless of gender, but honesty is the best policy, and it avoids confusion.

  • true

    from my experience so far, I have been surprised, but like you said, it's subjective to the individual

  • A simple No.

    Another clichie

    Woman I don't want a boyfriend right now equals I don't want to date you.

    Thanks a lot equals You did something that made her mad so thanks a lot if sarcastic.

  • I would agree that women are subtle, and not chickenshit though what would you call a woman that doesn't like to deliver bad news so she sends someone else to tell the guy she has a boyfriend, or she's not interested?

  • @Nightavenger2, that stuff is pretty obvious. i can handle rejection. what you excluded was the petty, over-emotional nickel and dimes that i got from everyone woman i've ever dated, and before you say, "oh, they're not all like that" i'm calling bullshit because it only takes enough time to bring it out of anyone.

  • As in they overreact to things way to much.

  • @Nightavenger2

    I'd call that woman a coward, I actually had that happen to me, she sent me her girlfriend to break up with me. lol

    But it's cool, we were friends after that, forgive and forget, she was young and stupid.

  • cute accent. sounds pretty accurate to me, haha

  • Do you want to go to a movie with me? ;)

  • come to the dark side, we have cookies! RAWR! °Q°

  • girl in the video...............wanna fuck

  • so now you see kendrawhisp.

    how foolish you are.

    i tell you again THIS IS A MANS WORLD.....

    man provided knowlegde of healthcare,

    provided knowlegde to overstand this world,,

  • kendrawhisp has replied to your comment on What women say vs what women mean:

    for men, women can never win in this situation, if they don't ask for sex their not being straight, they ask for sex, their sluts. When will we women all learn to simply not listen to men AT ALL and just use them for sex, nothing intelligent has ever been said by a man. We should remove the gene for vocal chords in men.

    man provided knowlegde of healthcare,provided knowlegde to overstand this world,,

    fool

  • That is the dumbest thing I've ever heard...

    Let me tell you something...

    The only conversations I've ever had that were funny, insightful, or gave me a different perspective/ changed my mind on anything I've had talking to other dudes...

    All girls talk about is who hooked up with who, hooking up in general, clothes, who's a slut, and who they thing they're prettier than. If that's not pointless stupid conversation idk what is...

    BTW guys don't hate on each other like girls do either

  • well said man, thats exactly the right thing to say, why will women not understand this.

  • agreed 100%

  • @JSparkleZ2 Not all girls... just he vast majority.

  • @JSparkleZ2 UM excuse me but there ARE smart women out there

    Maybe you only attract the dumb kind!

  • @uberfriponne with dicks

  • @JSparkleZ2 Stop being such a sexist pig. Maybe in YOUR world that's all women talk about, but not in my world. This video is funny, but it's not completely accurate. If the only women you talk to, only talk about clothes and fashion and who they've hooked up with, you are talking to the wrong women. Not all of us are the same. It's the same with men, they aren't all the same, you just need to get to know them. If you only attract stupid ladies, you must be quite unintelligent yourself.

  • @JSparkleZ2 maybe u havent talked to a smart girl yet

  • I don't think you're sexist, unlike most people that would jump the gun and judge you. And for that i would say, hypocrite much ? i do however suspect that you haven't chilled or made friends with any girl with real substance. I thought the same way until my senior year in H.S. I took some pre-college courses with some of the smartest and wittiest girls around, and no bullshit they were major hot too. Chicks that had their shit together. You seem reasonable, keep an open mind, they're out there.

  • @JSparkleZ2 Not all girls are like that, and really it's a stereotype that women that aren't like that - such as myself - are sick of. I get enough flak for being a gamer, stereotypes like you're throwing are just insult to injury, so to speak. I know quite a few guys that hate on each other. It's situational. You obviously need to find yourself an intellectual woman so your closed mind on women may get nudged open a bit. I would volunteer, however your ignorance is beyond my ability to rectify.

  • i get that from my girl "we need to communicate better" your'e right, I just need to agree with her more...

  • LOL

  • haha "you look upset, i guess sex is out of the question tonight" hahaha

  • you'd look better if you changed your hair colour and lost 2 stone

  • Here is what they say but what they really mean.

    "I need some space." She really means get away from me.

    "I don't want a boyfriend right now." I don't want to date you yet she can't say that up front.

    "Can we just be friends?" I don't want to date you so once again trying to let you down easily although a simple no is way easier.

    "I want a nice guy." Usually that means she wants a jerk she can turn into a nice guy.

  • why you cunt's just don't say straight what you mean, if you like a boner in your cunt just tell me you wanne get laid,don't give my al this morse language, where not in the bloody army it is.

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  • wow, are you sure ur not a man?

  • very funny

  • very true good video keep it up. can i call u some poit? lol

  • very true good video keep it up. can i call u some poit? lol

  • very true good video keep it up. can i call u some poit? lol

  • You played Want You Bad by the Offspring for the guy section. Hence, you are totally zoned into a guy mind, I LOVE THAT SONG!

    And that's a pretty good video overall :)

  • your so cute wanna go to movies :D

  • you got this phone reciever thing going on.. you should defenately work at a phone company! know what i mean? some kinda hotline u know!

  • ...she presupposes that we're listening...hmmm...

    NOW. everything we do means-somehow-"I'd like to have sex with you..." so cut through the B.S. and just ask...you might be surprised.

    I was...

  • hahaha you are funny

  • Thats great!

    I luffs it ^.^

    ~Emi

  • OMG that was hilarious...thank you franki fairy. what else is in the works?

  • This is extremely funny and ultimately 100% true.

  • So when a woman says no does it actually mean yes?

  • Lol cute AND funny ;) hope you get much views :P (as it's also my dream to get a lot of them hardly wanted views) anyways... good job!

  • Ive taken you to the cinema, and did i try to get into your pants!!!!!!! No stop slandering us males

  • she's fuckin' hot

  • lol nice...

  • great vid... like how u changed the voice for a mans!!!

  • lol thank you very much :D

  • So what does it mean when a guy calls you , and asks you to dinner and a movie?

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