David Letterman - Dave's Monologue Preview - 10/05/09

[1973Johnny2bad]

fuck this weirdo

fuck maobama

[000100010]

Youtube is finding a way to annoy us with advertising just like tv !

[qaiken]

JAY LENO IS THE MAN

[thefal]

I didn't see any ads =]

[Alezey574]

maaaan, what the hell is wrong with Youtube these days?!!! it takes longer for the video link to fully download, than actually watch the video!!! r they under maintenance or something???

[8161964mc]

obama  is a marxist and a liar

[Brenno20]

like CBS don't make enough money as it is advertising on tv. They now also need to advertise on 1 minute youtube vids to make an extra buck? greedy bastards

[ManoKard]

no ads!!!!

[Globodyne]

I dont know what ads everyone is talking about, I didnt see any. As for his jokes, they suck.

[RyanChristianson]

30 Second ad for a 1:30 long clip of boring jokes and faggy crowd. Fuck this shit.

[ervey105]

fuck the ads!!!!!! dammit!!! 2 fucken ads!!! GOD!! thats pushing it man!!! come on CBS

[love2dance111]

i now don't watch videos with advertisements.

rate 1 star

[coffeefish]

His creepy behavior makes good jokes.

[conman2317]

if you do not want advertisements at the beggining of your video, rate this video 1 star and forward this comment, thx.

[eyesphere]

CBS: "Paving the way for internet advertising and pissing everyone off in the process"

[iskanderbenamor]

WTF WHY DID I JUST WATCH AN AD

[beneeB]

buick is a POS

[helraizr]

lame ads lame Letterman

[trumpetgirl5]

lol he's such a creeper.

[xXShunketsuXx]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOUTUBE ADS

if i could take away my view i would

[felip77]

Whats the point of this ???? video

[qais33]

I HATE VASALINE

[paulerland]

show time ad!

[TheIronTank]

Lucky me, I had a Buick ad lol.

[Mawlijilo0]

fucking tampon ad

[isoma1]

LOL! i had a vaseline ad

[zx2012]

fuck ads

[BALLlSLlFE]

dave, Ima let you finish but clinton had the best afair of all time!!!

[whorishy]

Haha..

[rosettastoned451]

I've always thought Letterman was a big douche.

[asanrules]

fuck you commercial!

[gdm576]

yea its soo fukin annoying.

[101u]

He is getting a taste of his own med. hahahahaha

[makstar22]

do u ther's a book with david letter man in it ...

[kerryfosterusa]

Spitzer has better taste in hoes

[genericaccountuser]

I don't give a flying fuck about his private life. He is a TALK SHOW HOST, NOT a politician who runs a whole campaign on family values, while cheating on his wife. Letterman never claims to be a moral compass for the human race. I don't see why ppl are so upset about this. This is btw him, his family, and the parties involved. A lesser would not even admit it on public.

I don't watch Letterman, personally I'm a fan of Conan. But now, I'm starting to watch Dave just to see how he handles it.

[interstitialofficial]

People are fixating on this because it involves sex; it involves the naughtiness, and so the developmentally delayed slaver over it. Also, the dittohead ghouls who have been gnashing their teeth, bunching up their little fists over Letterman making Limbaugh and O'Reilly break out in flop sweat on his show are just waiting for any tiny little opportunity, no matter how microscopic, to jump up and down on Dave's throat.

[destituteillusion]

could give a crap less who letterman has sex with. why do people care? does it affect you? did he have sex with your wife or girlfriend? no? then get over it.

[MrEMR1976]

Some dumbass actually said to me "I don't see what's wrong with what Letterman did."

Are you fuckin kidding? Cheating on your wife with SUBORDINATES??? Hello? Not only is adultery sooo wrong on so many levels, but committing it with your employees is far worse, and potentially a disaster for CBS, Dave himself, and he and his wife's financial well-being, if she even bothers to stay with him. Plus, Dave has taken shots at peoples' personal lives many times, which makes him a hypocrite du jour.

[OxyConservative]

Too bad someone in the audience didn't yell out "Free Roman Polanski", and a bunch of young woman didn't throw their panties on stage ala a Tom Jones concert. Having another young woman yell out "I need a job" would have been good TV also.

[canuckcurt]

I hate commercials prior to video clips on Youtube. Fuck you CBS!

[blanenship2]

Dave is the best. I love him and will watch him FOREVER. You rock, Dave.

[teton99]

He is so Pathetic!

[MrEMR1976]

Jesus. Those sick fucks cheer for him like he's back after beating cancer or something. NY is a fucked up place. And Daves fans are shitty human beings.

[LLORT3]

I know, NYC sucks. I cheered on 9/11 and on each anniversary I celebrate. :)

[MrEMR1976]

Not surprised.

[MrEMR1976]

And the guy got arrested, as he should have. No one is excusing him. But.....to "cheer" for a dirtbag like Letterman, or make excuses for his behavior...that reflects on the character, or lack there of, of the people that would do such a thing. And maybe Dave will think twice now before trashing people on his show in such a mean-spirited way. He's a worse human being than 9 out of 10 of his targets. Those that live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones, Dave. What a smug, arrogant prick.

[NeoJobe]

Here is what I don't get, what is so wrong with his behavior? I am not making excuses for it, I just don't know what is wrong with it?

The idea that you are passing judgement on him his just as bad as anything you are accusing Lettermen of doing.

[MrEMR1976]

FYI, this has nothing to do with Palin. This has to do with Dave being a creep and a dirtbag, who ironically was taken down by a criminal act against him. If you defend Dave, you are a sick, immoral, worthless human being with no sense of decency. I pity you people. You are the scourge of mankind. Behaviors such as Dave's have only become acceptable because of degenerates such as yourselves. Fuck Dave. And fuck his fans.

[Jesterswords]

Since when is it moral to pry into and judge others on their private affairs? He owes us entertainment, nothing more. And whether you find him funny or not, his fans do. Change the channel. I'm sure if your closet was opened, all kinds of skeletons would fall out. So you know what to do with yourself.

[MrEMR1976]

Owes us? What he ought to do is be more careful when he bashes people and their behavior, when he himself is a lowlife creep. Sarah Palin is laughing her ass off right now.

[Jesterswords]

Guess that means he's successful at his job (a COMEDIAN), and doesn't need to quit due to too much pressure...

[MrEMR1976]

I hope he doesn't quit. I will love bashing that pompous, arrognat prick every day. And he will now be ineffective as a comedian, due to his own personal flaws being as bad or worse than most of the people he bashes. What is he going to say about Palin now? O'Reilly? He's got nothin, becuase he's far creepier than either of those two and more of a consciousless perv then either of them ever will be. I love it. Stay on Dave, you gap-toothed prick.

[MrEMR1976]

What kind of fucking degenerate claps for a guy who cheats on his wife with multiple people? Thankfully, I think Dave's days are numbered. He hasn't been funny in a long time. Something happened to him during the "Bush years." He became mean, bitter, smug, and most importantly, very, very unfunny. When it finally happens, good riddance. I quit paying attention to that prick years ago. Leno and Conan....much more entertaining and likeable.

[JacquesBrel11]

you are mean, bitter, smug, and most importantly, very, very unfunny

[teskio]

he's awesome, who cares about the affair, he handled it super cool, no bullshit

[SoftWolfTread]

We love you Dave!

Sara Palin's fanboys can go fuck themselves.

[paulgnr]

That was hilarious! Dave is the best.

[pinkcube24]

david is fucking disgusting. He could never get ahead of Leno anyway

[redskins55]

Hey Creepy scumbag comedian who can't control his erection, you're done

[btwall60]

yea they got that new "hominid" thing they dug up at an old canibel 'eat in " restaurant from 10,000yrs ago. the thing is, when did they stand up and start smoking cigarettes and when did they tax it

[SantaBarbaraDianne]

The likes of David Letterman are pathetic!!

[NeoJobe]

What are you people? The man gets extorted for doing something legal, consensual, and fun and he is pathetic?

Get your fucking morals straight.

His private life is none of your god damned business, and you passing judgement on him is entirely more unseemly than anything Dave has ever done.

[michiganbball]

Hey NeoJobe, "His private life is none of your Barak damned business". How funny. Letterwomen made it everyone's business when he started blathering all his immoral activity on air. Only a Liberal would get a rise out of Letterman. Goodbye.

[NeoJobe]

@michiganbball

Wow, I would like to say -- before I start -- that I realize that I am arguing with an idiot. However, he only made it everyone's business because HE WAS BEING EXTORTED, and instead of having that news reported second and third hand he tackled it head-on.

The fact that you people have more issues with Letterman than you do with the extorter -- the only person that did anything wrong -- is asinine.

[SantaBarbaraDianne]

He didn't HAVE to go public with this, especially to make it part of his monologue so that people feel obligated to laugh..... sick, sick sick!!!

[redskins55]

Reminds me of the movie "Natural Born Killers"

[NeoJobe]

@SantaBarbaraDianne

You dumb bitch, he was being extorted. It was going to become public whether he chose it to or not. The DA had to file charges and Letterman is the victim. The DA announced it the same day as he talked about it on his show, or did you not pay attention to that half of the story?

[brian38383838]

Dave is a DIRRRRRTY old man, there are accusations of sexual harassment swirling all around. I bet this doesn't end well for him.

Can we say......Karma!

[xpandergt]

Liberals aren't known for having morals and common decency, so it is no wonder they would come to his defense.

[xpandergt]

David is a dirty old man that borrowed Bob Doles Viagra. Dave is a man whore that cheated on his wife.

[btwall60]

I'm so happy for the Democratic operative good ol Dave slipped the noose for today, who knows, maybe he's banging one of his VP's daughters by now!! remember, he's powerful, who would want to go against him? The prez went on all news channels except fox, but he DID GO ON DAVE'S SHOW. who would want to press charges against a friend of the prez? is this beginning to sound familiar?

[LLORT3]

not a fan of his show but anyone who rips on sarah palin has my support. :)

[brian38383838]

Well if it isn't Youtube's own, world's dumbest liberal.

[LLORT3]

Sarah Palin is a cunt and you know it.

[michiganbball]

Sarah Palin rocks, and you know it LLORT3. You and JSACitibank must live in the same falling down house.

[LLORT3]

What is so great about Ms Palin? She was plucked out of obscurity to run for a role she had no business in.

[ConnerHudson]

Yeah, what's so great about Palin. She only ran her town, chaired the board of the Alaska Oil and Gas Conservation Commission and ascended to the highest executive position in her state, all while raising five kids. What's so great about that right? You have probably done much better than her. I guess the real question is why weren't you taped to be Obama's running mate. Biden or you,..........hmmm tough choice.

[LLORT3]

Didn't that cunt quit her job? She is a retard. Name a newspaper she reads.

[xpandergt]

Such hate speech

[OxyConservative]

You just described Obama,didn't you?

[LLORT3]

Haha!

[PrepDogg]

DAVE RULES!!

[fullgospelpreacher]

The sick crowd applauds this evil monster, but they boo Sarah Palin. What a wicked world we live in.

[Dazed767]

Palin is an idiot.

[JesusSavesAtCitibank]

HA!! Palin is dumb as a stump!!! These dumbed-down, anti-intellectual creationists should be ridiculed completely out of public arena. Goddiot political wingnuts like you and Palin strive to make this a wicked and irrational world.

[michiganbball]

You only wish JSACiti. Palin rocks, and you know it. What have you done lately but sit in your living room and whip off and smoke crack? Yeah, I thought so.

[prodigy00073]

Dave is the best.

[gcuncliff]

He should be fired from CBS, hes a disgrace!

[d00derman]

Your comment is a disgrace. Now go sign off from YouTube and never come back again.

[fullgospelpreacher]

Shut up

[brian38383838]

It figures, the libs would celebrate a man that cheats on his wife and sexually harasses women that are half his age. Wouldn't expect nothing less from the baby murdering left.

[JesusSavesAtCitibank]

ROFL! There's no way to exceed to abhorrent hypocrisy of the irrational and hateful right.

Foley, Craig, Livingston, Viter, Sanford, Ensign, Chenoweth, Hyde, Packwood, Gingrich... Just to name a few of your self-righteous, hypocritical idols.

[brian38383838]

Two words.......BILL CLINTON!

WE have never never had a president cheat on his wife IN THE WHITE HOUSE. Not only did he cheat, but he lied to the American public after he was found guilty.

Not to mention the murder (Teddy)

When it comes to morals, or lack thereof there's no comparison.

[JesusSavesAtCitibank]

Bush LIED and many people DIED!

An immoral crook and egregious liar, the worst president in US history!

[pinkcube24]

thank you

[brian38383838]

The worst president in US history? I think Barack has nailed that title down in the first year of his presidency. He is the weakest, most thin-skinned pantywaist of a prez we have ever had.

Since you have selective memory loss, don't forget that Nancy Pelosi, Hillary Clinton, Madeline Albright, Bill Clinton, Teddy (Chappaquiddick) Kennedy, Tom Daschle, John Kerry, Jay Rockefeller and many other democrat hypocrites also said that Iraq had WMD's.

Nice try though.

[NeoJobe]

Damn it! Now I am hungry for babies!

I like Baby Veal, though, does anyone know where I can find a planned parenthood that is open this time of night?

[rosielala4]

Good one! I can't wait until tonight!

[abemagic10]

No stopping him. Hurray!

[youngsiward]

Well done Dave...