Tsukihime - Retard Edition

[TheArcherGilgamesh]

This is a huge improvement compard to... you know... that thing...

[Cornislasher]

lousy quality and a questionable sense of humor at all ... but for some reason I have whinned

^___^

sugooi!

[jkopc]

its not sun....is the moon!!

[NanieYasha]

@pretz7x - Anime Tsukihime is already the Retard Edition. VN is where it's at. Hell, the Manga is true too, even if it's an alternate main route. The anime is butchered so badly that literally NOTHING stands on Naruverse rules.

[Kagura876]

I've never seen this anime so at first I thought it was the real words but then it became obvious

[BlueDragoness58]

Ohmaigawd I laugh no matter how many times I watch this.

...

>:|

[ect301fps]

It never fails to get me at the very beginning: "We will now eat rocks"

[LuminousArc4EVER]

high on vespene gas lmao

[oPOLYRHYTHMo]

Lol, I remember watching this 4 years ago and still laughing just as hard. :-)

[eacortes]

6:25 Cocksuck! I laughed so hard I actually defacated myself.

[Matrimelee]

00:00 - 10:11

LAWL

[Marcelis]

UGH=EAT IT

[WeeklyMedia]

Time to Blow up the World, While Baking a Fruit Cake

[sephious159]

wtf

[AstralSword]

LoL

"I AM A CLOCK AND I WILL KILL YOU ALL!'

[ComradeMagnum]

I can definitely see Arihiko saying "What's up G?"

[CloudThaBest]

I SHALL SPAM LORD OF VERMILLON!

why does that fit Akiha? lol

[Hazeleyedtaurus]

LMFAO I love how the endearing lines are translated into insults.

[MooMooCow95]

The swearing was a little overused but it's still super funny. I loled at every scene.

[Lishy1]

Woah, there was a Tsukihime anime!?

Also: "I am Akiha, the supersaiyan"

Wow... Lol... Those would fit bet it whether or not it's real subs. It's canon enough that this parody makes sense XD

[CrimsonZeroX]

Been trying to find the ending song of this video everywhere. Reset- Identity Crisis I think I video called it? Been stuck in my head and I don't know where to find the full song.

[pretz7x]

I can upload it for you if I can find it on my old pc if you're still interested

[CrimsonZeroX]

Yes, please

[sunshineofray]

Let's all go inside before I spam LORD OF VERMILLION and make you all lag out!

... The sad part is that can actually still happen x_x <3 RO though, my 1st MMO love!

[nerosparda26]

lol Ragnarok Online reference much?

[TODhaseo]

THERE IS NO TSUKIHIME ANIME*shot*

[narutofan9999]

Ok... would it make me look like a retard if i said that kinda every single line seems to be taken either out of a game, or those "random chat" people who are bound to appear in any free online game? (which is kinda ironic, as Tsukihime is a game... and the anime doesn't even exist...)

[AstralSword]

"BUILD MORE FARMS" from Warcraft 3 lol

I laughted myself to death (literaly)

It is almost as funny as qhen Shirou in Fate Saty Night gets to his incredible conclusion when he says "People die when they are killed" lol

[damnitsrj]

The only redeeming thing about the non-existent Tsukihime anime I've seen. (^^;)

[IshudaAtsuki]

Shut the F up before I throw a mountain on your face xD LMAO!

[Ryudon8]

Akiha the Super Saiyan XD

[Calmild]

Lv 63 sage? Lord of Vermillion? Are you RO player? xD

[pretz7x]

Yup, lol

[u4eazcool]

LOL

wub grapes? <3

[krulan]

This is the funnies shit ever! I must have watched this video a hundred times and it never gets old:D

[XdarkskylightcloudsX]

lol same here. Random dubbing is amazing and it never gets old:D

[Matrimelee]

Random subbing you mean. :P

[XdarkskylightcloudsX]

yea subbing you know what i mean

[superssjtrunks]

I was eating the table.

[ZeroDemio]

AWESOME!

Also,yey, George Zimmer was mentioned

[TwilightIsEverywhere]

:D I LOVE IT!

[deadivyrose]

LMAO!!!!!! XD

[FeteoRS]

It's "You're a dumbass!" xD

[LGCPie]

How dare you! I should throw an airplane at your balls! XD

[FeteoRS]

Let's cook rice >:D

[LGCPie]

No, we will now eat rocks.

[danschaoticmind]

I can feel my intellect dropping with this lulzfest

[CrystalShinigami]

This is like someone took the anime, turned the volume to mute, and fit in any words that fit the lip syncing! Gr8 job!

[universalperson]

Random Kefka: WIN!

Where did you find that.

[Aquadragon13]

i am a clock and i will destroy you =.=

[ShademanSigma]

Fucking brilliant.

[sunshineofray]

Let's all go inside before I spam LORD OF VERMILLION and make you all lag out! (oh sh-- run! )

[xingfenzhen]

WTF

[iryuuzhan]

Wub grapes? <3 ;3

[xavierx93]

Lol Buttsecks!!

[DarkArcz]

There is no such thing as a Tsukihime anime. This is obviously the 128th season of Pokemon.

[pretz7x]

@DarkArcz lol man, totally.

[D3letedSoul]

You should shut up befor I do NOTHING to you!

[legodude666]

i want more pudding.

[mateusmaxo]

lol eat shit and die

[Hm2swaw]

Ballz of Steel....lol

[Lyric11emokid]

rawr

[CoztheSexyBeast666]

Wahahahahahaha. That was Funny.

[mauricio1gonzalez]

stfu noob

[CoztheSexyBeast666]

GTFO Retard. :D

[mauricio1gonzalez]

I WILL GO EAT ROCKS

[CoztheSexyBeast666]

You're Stupid and I hate you. :D

[mauricio1gonzalez]

i hope the sun falls on you and your dog

[omnidevil]

you got it backwards, there is no Tsukihime VN

[LilNoobinBlue]

Street Fighter not in credits =P

[helluchiha]

funny funny..... but... i have to admit im sad you made fun of the anime XDDDD

[LILDoomKitty]

" Time to blow up the world while baking a Fruit cake "...hehe , dude this waz kinda funny^^

[codename36]

This is the funniest thing I've ever seen.

[xXxShednixXx]

omg pretz7x you're pathetic gay u ruined one of the best animes with your poor and lame subs

[flyingsponge]

yeah.... tsukihime anime is by no means good, in fact, there isn't one. All evidence to the contrary is false.

[GenesisH8]

These subs are funny but I kinda like the anime -_-'

[GenjuDW]

I liked the anime.. until i played the game it is taken from.

[LordVeron]

TSUKIHIME ANIME DID NOT EXIST

[codename36]

Shut up before I cook rice.

[GenesisH8]

Shut up before I do NOTHING to you.

[agesboy]

You misspelled curry.

[soulofablade]

omg...funniest thing ever.

[EvilTestsSociety]

THIS IS THE REASON I WATCHED TSUKIHIME

[dkaml07]

holy shit dude...this is so flippin' funny. this is too funnyy

[xXJirXx]

'You can turn Super Saiyin and Mine minerals'

I've no idea why that amused me so much.

[voutecomer]

4:55 lol

[Iawliet]

these are the most random, funniest subs ive ever seen..you are a genius, lol

-adds to favs-

[Gaoh999]

I am a level 63 sage.

that was awsome. lol like crazy

[NarutoReb0rn]

">:|"

[pretz7x]

holy crap i didn't know this many people actually liked this xD

indeed does make me want to make another one ..

[heartofShinRa]

We do, it's very funny :P

[cu00x19]

zomg the # of references!

RO, Martha Stewart, 4chan, DBZ, grapes, PKMN, lol starcraft, metal gear?111!?1!?!one11!?!

This vid is win.

~L1F3

[vampirateabhorsen]

This is totally my religion, man.

I've lost count of how many times i've watched this video.

[XxdragonedgexX]

you said a justu from naruto!!

[XxAWinnerIsYouxX]

I think my favorite part was when Ciel was like, "Yeah, well you look like George Zimmer."

[NexAngelus405]

there is no tsukihime anime! cause ciel-sensei says so!

[madmaxmadog]

true, true! XD

[madmaxmadog]

true, true! XD

[xFluffles]

LAWL! SO FUNNEH!XD

[Michishibiku]

Hahah, Ragnarok + Pokeymans + Teh internets + Porn = this video = win. :D

[LordVeron]

"Shut up, for I am Shadowan.EXE." Great work, man.

[ledzeppelinrokks]

or i'll use shot 2 and bunge you! LOL!!!! great vid...soooo going to my faves

[Lucariae]

Im a lv.63 sage lol LMFAOOOO

[Lucariae]

LMFAOOO I Loled at the part when the word "BALLS" just went through the scene. xD AAHHAHAAH

[Lucariae]

LMFAO THAT WAS SO MESSED UP AND DIDNT EVEN MAKE SENSE AHAAHAHAAAH "Shut up before I cook rice" LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GENIUS XDDDDDDDD AHAHAHAAHA

[Lucariae]

LOL I WUB GRAPES XD

[Lucariae]

Shut up or ill use pikachu on you!

You never caught a pikachu you stupid noob"

LMFAOOO

[Lucariae]

LOL I loved when you made that ">:I" face LMFAO

[Lucariae]

LMFAO WE WILL NOW EAT ROCKS XD

[Shukakugaara2089]

omg this makes no sense whatsoever!! I LOVE IT!! LMAO! so funny! 5 stars!!XDD

[corrupt61587]

that shit was epic

[Jpurser1]

wub grapes <3

[yui4me]

AHAHHA LOOL XD

[kaincael]

Wow. RO reference with a Gunbound reference right after it. Was not expecting it at all.

[DXodiacs]

LOL!

[justinjosue053185]

funny! great job! XD

[Kyuubiness]

"We will now eat rocks" I can't stop rofl-ing XD

[blazer1451]

Grapes?

[Flipz610]

zomg hahaha

[heartofShinRa]

Wow, this was actually pretty funny... in a vespene gas crackhead sort-of way. +fav

[sheninjie]

"I hope the sun falls on your house and on your dog." XDDDDD

[wolfwood230]

I wanna hear those anime chicks squeal like the precious maidens that they are while I drill into their tight dripping pussies

[byungheelee]

DRINK THIS CEMENT!!

[Kapot121]

STOR GUST LVL 3

[dan4jc]

you got talent you leet haxor

freakon hilarious

[pretz7x]

whoa. I actually got responses on this video? hahahaha, oh wow man, oh wow.

[xXBoogiepopXx]

Can you tell me where you downloaded 'Identity Crisis'?

[maxiart]

LOL xDDDDDDDD

[AthrunSEED]

p0rno trigger!!! hahah you made my day dude!!!

[legodude666]

Buttsecks

lol

[SinjihnSmith]

LMAO at 4:57-5:00

[frickinjim]

THAT'S THE FUNNIEST THING ON YOUTUBE!

[vampirateabhorsen]

wow, d00d that was so easily mocked. But lol funny.

SUPRISE BUTTSECKS!

[bReNnAx3]

this is by farthe funniest thing i've ever seen in my life. you HAVE to make more of these

[whorimushroom]

I LOVE YOU! YOU HAVE TO MAKE ANOTHER i havent laughed that hard in a long time and if you say that was not funny GFY! becuase that was by far the best thing ive ever seen in my life you person are the funniest man or woman alive MAKE MORE WITH THIS JAPPANEESE SHOW the final fantasy ones are funny but USE THIS ONE!

[Fuckingchrist]

LOL. You must love Starcraft. It was amusing.

[Krennthief]

lol

[NocturneLegend]

OMG STFU NOOB before I use shot 2 and bunge you!11111

Gold.

[RAWRitsanONION]

not funny at all

[Schlippan]

WIN!

[Marcelis]

ah man, make another one. Hilarious, and too short

[therealcaz]

i mean,the notice man in second 4:58

[therealcaz]

who is the insane guy in second 10:10?

[roboticcoconut]

Hm. I was kinda 50/50 with this. Some of it had me laughing hard (Ciel = Martha Stewart? xDD), but then again... some of it was beh. =/ BUT everyone refering to Shiki as a retard made me happy, so great job, haha.

[pretz7x]

@Eriolkun12

then gtfo and watch go watch an anime you can understand.

Maybe musashi gundo is more of your type of anime anyway =]

[animeraiderx]

Hamtaro, you mean.

i lold hard at this, pretz. gj mein.

[blackorion2028]

yea can i get the original vid to put in my psp?

please?

[Eriolkun12]

-.- This is so lame.

The attempt was okay, but the comedy runs out pretty quickly. It's not even worth watching all of it.

[guambombboy]

Lol!

[TheCon]

I would like an upload of this video. So I can stick it on my PSP.

[Hayzeuszilla]

Wait a sec... YOU'RE TMF AREN'T YOU?!

[Sanjyushi]

Rofl. Funnyfunnyfunny.

I showed my friend who speaks Japanese...

He told me the hell is this.

And laughed alot.

[orbprincess]

XD SOOO FUNNY!!! LMAO!!!

[Question2]

Freaking hilarious! This wins!

[kingjamie2]

Oh God! Oh God!

this is easily the funniest thing I have seen on youtube. I started laughing 15 seconds in and didn't stop. i had a headache from not breathing enough because of it.

[GGMcCants]

Your ridiculous use of satiric hyperboles is quite amusing. Pure randomness. And who was that at 4:55, Conan?

[MizTrezArcUeid]

OOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMGGGGG­GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

THIS IS GREAT

BUT WHEN I WATCH THIS VIDEO

*LAUGHS W/ INSANITY*

[Skytheofkunai]

I am laughing too hard. My god, this is hilarious. Shot 2 XDDDDD.

[Denshoni]

Yes, I didn't find myself laughing as much as I probably should have because of my understanding of the language and the conflictions between the words and what was actaully being said. I just turned down the volume though. The RO references were pretty funny and the Mugen at the end was a nice touch even though Mugen iz teh gheyness.

[Hayzeuszilla]

MUGEN > You

[xHaseox]

DUDE ROFL MEGA BUSTER RAGNAROK AND SOME OTHER RANDOM SHIT XD NICE JOB but doesent it sound weird if a person knows japanese xD

[lafazanis]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v­=CGdLkoPjEYo

this is nice as well check it out!!!

[MizTrezArcUeid]

wow this is .... great even it has some of the spoofs

that really amazed me T_T this is a true anime funsubs wah wakoko

Fr MizTrez_ArcUeid

[Tyrenol]

Too much 4chan. Needs more fresh comedy.

[HeartsRequiem]

LOL I LOVE THE RAGNOROK REFERENCES!!

Pretty fricken awesome.