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  • fuck pick up lines I just pop my dick in a girl's mouth, if she spits it out i know shes not into me

  • myne is hey whats goin on

  • That's Bryan Fenkart from Memphis the musical!

  • hahahahaha

  • what does douchebag mean...plz reply

  • means a stupid person

  • an insecure person of low self esteem who engages in douchebaggery to try and gain attention and generate personal worth.

  • a thing that cleans a vagina

  • 0:19 wtf!!!!

  • hahahhah what the! fuck

  • hey i think your fine,girl says oh yeah,yeah you know fine enough for tonite

  • whenever i ask a girl out the one liner is always 'that shirt is very becoming on you, but if i was on you ide be coming too.'

  • thats pimp lol

  • lol yeah i got smacked in da face for it

  • lol hahhahahahaha

  • haha

  • i can see why ppl think ur a retard!! derka der

  • owh, that cracks me up every time i hear it...

    Freakin hillarious dude!!

  • I cup my nutz and make a sound like a dying giraff. dont know that sound? well you'll know when youz gets it right.. it just gets her. OR, "hey babe wanna get pizza and fuck? What you dont like pizza?"

  • lolz !!!!!!!

  • Thats some funny shit right there.

  • representing jer-Z ...son

  • love this, hilarious

  • my line...hey baby want my STD's (it always work's) i know how to charm the ladies.

  • he got his red neck doing that sponge bob noise

  • I AM IN LOVE WITH YOU <3 that would attract uumm

    AN AFRICAN AMERICAN *click click*

  • They're good, good, good these doucheboys.

  • my line is- 'hey baby got a pulse? good enough!'

  • blackened intestinal sludge

    inside my ANUS(AHH-NOOSE)

  • lol.

    **KISSES**

  • love the end

  • this dude is a player

  • wtf

  • i agree with wumwip! HaHa, lol, lmao !!!!!!!!!

  • thanx 4 this video its amazin

  • ur stooid

  • lol okaiiYe

    Douchebag beach is more funny with all the Boiz

    i could jus imagin nunzio doin that tho'

  • 00:24

    You've spoken for all of us.

  • If I said you had a hot body,would you hold it against me? If I could change the alphabet I'd put U and I together. Are you tired cuz you keep running through my mind. And the all time fave: Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk past you again?

  • "Can I use your cellphone, my mom asked me to call her when I found the perfect woman!"

  • Pure Comedy

  • Alright here's another one:

    "Shh shh don't talk I prefer my girls mute"

  • Alright here's another one:

    "Shh shh don't talk I prefer my girls mute"

  • Ok here's one:

    Knock Knock

    Whose there?

    Ok that's all I've got so far but its a work in progress.

  • "i want you to touch me in places i didn't think i had"- either gets you a superfreak or a restraining order, or if you're really lucky both!

  • Mmmmmmm, is that Sex-Panther you're wearing?

  • haha I'm Ron Burgundy go fuck yourself San Diego!

  • How do you like your eggs? Scrambled, sunnyside up, or fertalized?

  • best line ever: "Eyyy, Where yoo Live?"

  • "my snake wants to vomit in your cave."

  • nice shoes whanna fuck LMAO

  • "Yo, you make me wanna fall hella in love"

  • Always works..."I wanna put a baby in you"

  • Ey ma names Doug thats God spelled backwards with a bit of u mixed in it

  • mine is...

    " ay gurl I'd love to sit here and chat but uhhhh... I'm a dawg just tryin da bury his bone... so whadaya' say ma?"

  • boooo get off the stage

  • Good videos you have, by the way. I can't wait for a DVD with the whole stuff.

  • How about this live: I know I'm a retard, bat pleese, huv mercy?

  • XD not exactly the one liner I'd fall for, but I'm sure any girl would be flattered to get hit on by your pure and extreem talent.

    ;)

  • how about: "Look, you're a man, I'm a woman. Let's go do what men and women do best."

  • Here's my 1 liner:

    "You're hot let's have sex"

  • "Let's have sex" <--shorter

  • i just ate some skittles want to taste the rainbow?

  • Most people are right.

    <333

    Love you guys.

  • you made my day lol most ppl are right !!! hahaha

  • lol most ppl think im a retard ha ha

  • Haha! hell yeah, you gonna find LUV, son !

  • a retard, or some wild forest creature? ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★

  • love douchebag beach

  • That shits da dope yo!

  • I love uz kids!

  • Nice. Hilarious as always.

  • PURE TALENT!

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