I cup my nutz and make a sound like a dying giraff. dont know that sound? well you'll know when youz gets it right.. it just gets her. OR, "hey babe wanna get pizza and fuck? What you dont like pizza?"
If I said you had a hot body,would you hold it against me? If I could change the alphabet I'd put U and I together. Are you tired cuz you keep running through my mind. And the all time fave: Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk past you again?
fuck pick up lines I just pop my dick in a girl's mouth, if she spits it out i know shes not into me
5959512 1 year ago
myne is hey whats goin on
iloverockyhorror 1 year ago
That's Bryan Fenkart from Memphis the musical!
racheldizon 1 year ago 2
hahahahaha
justinden99 2 years ago
what does douchebag mean...plz reply
iiPanda1 2 years ago
means a stupid person
LaughingLeaf 2 years ago
an insecure person of low self esteem who engages in douchebaggery to try and gain attention and generate personal worth.
tehonearmedbandit 2 years ago
a thing that cleans a vagina
bakerpd4 2 years ago
0:19 wtf!!!!
mazafuzle 2 years ago
hahahhah what the! fuck
erraticblissonetwo 2 years ago
hey i think your fine,girl says oh yeah,yeah you know fine enough for tonite
smokey8766 2 years ago
whenever i ask a girl out the one liner is always 'that shirt is very becoming on you, but if i was on you ide be coming too.'
dabeshu 3 years ago
thats pimp lol
lordsuji 3 years ago
lol yeah i got smacked in da face for it
dabeshu 3 years ago
lol hahhahahahaha
marco78910 3 years ago
haha
phsycomikeo 3 years ago
i can see why ppl think ur a retard!! derka der
finalman25 3 years ago
owh, that cracks me up every time i hear it...
Freakin hillarious dude!!
A4Asha 3 years ago
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whats a douchebag?
789456123064 3 years ago
I cup my nutz and make a sound like a dying giraff. dont know that sound? well you'll know when youz gets it right.. it just gets her. OR, "hey babe wanna get pizza and fuck? What you dont like pizza?"
surfnakd23 3 years ago
lolz !!!!!!!
godon33 3 years ago
Thats some funny shit right there.
GRock732 3 years ago
representing jer-Z ...son
bigupsman 3 years ago
love this, hilarious
orangex90 3 years ago 2
my line...hey baby want my STD's (it always work's) i know how to charm the ladies.
ado360 3 years ago
he got his red neck doing that sponge bob noise
castigueme 3 years ago 2
I AM IN LOVE WITH YOU <3 that would attract uumm
AN AFRICAN AMERICAN *click click*
Luucer 3 years ago
They're good, good, good these doucheboys.
janeroar 3 years ago
my line is- 'hey baby got a pulse? good enough!'
jarlabrelk 3 years ago 4
blackened intestinal sludge
inside my ANUS(AHH-NOOSE)
Reverseflush 3 years ago
lol.
**KISSES**
ASECONDCHANCEAROUND 3 years ago
love the end
whitestripesrulz 3 years ago
this dude is a player
ado360 3 years ago 2
wtf
funstuff132 3 years ago
i agree with wumwip! HaHa, lol, lmao !!!!!!!!!
katrin2max 3 years ago
thanx 4 this video its amazin
alkubaisi55 3 years ago
ur stooid
stoooopidpolice 3 years ago
lol okaiiYe
Douchebag beach is more funny with all the Boiz
i could jus imagin nunzio doin that tho'
SALAD5000 3 years ago
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getta fukin' tan, ya crotch-rot-psycho-linguini-head! go make me a pizza!! and put xtra fookin-mozzarella on that muthafucka!
angryniggah 3 years ago
00:24
You've spoken for all of us.
WumWip 3 years ago
If I said you had a hot body,would you hold it against me? If I could change the alphabet I'd put U and I together. Are you tired cuz you keep running through my mind. And the all time fave: Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk past you again?
bunnybooties 3 years ago 3
"Can I use your cellphone, my mom asked me to call her when I found the perfect woman!"
ShaneKanode 3 years ago 3
Pure Comedy
bleach1093 3 years ago
Alright here's another one:
"Shh shh don't talk I prefer my girls mute"
Roeshamboe05 3 years ago 3
Alright here's another one:
"Shh shh don't talk I prefer my girls mute"
Roeshamboe05 3 years ago 2
Ok here's one:
Knock Knock
Whose there?
Ok that's all I've got so far but its a work in progress.
Roeshamboe05 3 years ago
"i want you to touch me in places i didn't think i had"- either gets you a superfreak or a restraining order, or if you're really lucky both!
jarlabrelk 3 years ago
Mmmmmmm, is that Sex-Panther you're wearing?
steveo638 3 years ago
haha I'm Ron Burgundy go fuck yourself San Diego!
Roeshamboe05 3 years ago
How do you like your eggs? Scrambled, sunnyside up, or fertalized?
Vederin 3 years ago
best line ever: "Eyyy, Where yoo Live?"
GeorgeoSupremo 3 years ago
"my snake wants to vomit in your cave."
beaufortkitty 3 years ago 2
nice shoes whanna fuck LMAO
wogboy43 3 years ago 2
"Yo, you make me wanna fall hella in love"
sheckmancometh 3 years ago
Always works..."I wanna put a baby in you"
pixeysix 3 years ago
Ey ma names Doug thats God spelled backwards with a bit of u mixed in it
blaziinalbo111 3 years ago 3
mine is...
" ay gurl I'd love to sit here and chat but uhhhh... I'm a dawg just tryin da bury his bone... so whadaya' say ma?"
bubbaduskey 3 years ago
boooo get off the stage
Roeshamboe05 3 years ago
Good videos you have, by the way. I can't wait for a DVD with the whole stuff.
sagarana12 3 years ago
How about this live: I know I'm a retard, bat pleese, huv mercy?
sagarana12 3 years ago
XD not exactly the one liner I'd fall for, but I'm sure any girl would be flattered to get hit on by your pure and extreem talent.
;)
Gr00dle 3 years ago
how about: "Look, you're a man, I'm a woman. Let's go do what men and women do best."
RedRooster123 3 years ago
Here's my 1 liner:
"You're hot let's have sex"
Roeshamboe05 3 years ago 2
"Let's have sex" <--shorter
TheHolyMane 3 years ago
i just ate some skittles want to taste the rainbow?
Acecobia 3 years ago 6
Most people are right.
<333
Love you guys.
inmypajamasxD 3 years ago
you made my day lol most ppl are right !!! hahaha
momodragon 3 years ago
lol most ppl think im a retard ha ha
TeddSpater99 3 years ago
Haha! hell yeah, you gonna find LUV, son !
Zarahross 3 years ago
a retard, or some wild forest creature? ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★
saddasdas2 3 years ago
love douchebag beach
CoR45678 3 years ago
That shits da dope yo!
overunderwear 3 years ago
I love uz kids!
RINI329 3 years ago
Nice. Hilarious as always.
JohnCocktoston 3 years ago
PURE TALENT!
HEADY1313 3 years ago