John Oliver - R Kelly's "Ignition", Mike Tyson, Individual Acts of Heroism, Dan's Bear

[MzBeautydoll]

1 day ago when ur reading this do not stop or something bad will happen(srry bout this)the girls name summer she is 15 has many scars blonde hair and no ears.she is dead.if u dont copy this to 5 one quiet night when you least expect she will appear one quiet night next to you r bed with a knife to kill u.this is no joke. if u send this to 5 something good will happen to u

[MzBeautydoll]

1 day ago do not stop or something bad will happen!srry about this) this girls names summer she is 15 years old has blonde hair many scars and no ears.she is dead. if u dont copy this to 5 videos she will appear one dark quiet night when u r not expecting it with a knife ready to kill u.if u send this to 5 more videos something good will happen 2 u

[wendighoul]

@MzBeautydoll Holy sh*t, are you ever behind! You're SUPPOSED to be making jokes about people missing the like button, or wait, about how the dislike bar is the size of Justin Bieber's penis, or whatever other ridiculous meme the mouthbreathing YouTube proleteriat has embraced. The whole "internet chain letter" thing was done like 2 years ago, get with the times! P.S. A dead girl named Summer (and yes, people's names start with capitals) wouldn't threaten a mosquito, dead girls can't MOVE

[PasionGuitarra]

easy job, take the work of another artist and show it the ridiculous way. no talent here. and you laugh? you're a person without essence.

[PasionGuitarra]

easy job, take the work of another artist and show the ridiculous. no talent here.

[DisturbedHavok]

The story about Dan's Bear might be one of the funniest things I've ever heard.

[Alyssa71808]

i luaghed, SO HARD when he performed this part at Michigan tech!! :)

[steve54244]

Yawn yawn yawn oliver

[ColbertsMyHero1]

It was over 9 minutes long...you couldn't hit stop or the back button?

[Tiptup77]

the fact you've stated this negative comment on at least 3 john oliver related videos over, from what i've seen, is a timespan of at least a week, says more about you than it does about oliver :/

[kaytheliberal]

What did the teddy bear say?

[ColbertsMyHero1]

It says "You will die alone in a cold, dark room" XD

[wratched]

It was "You will die on your own in a dark cold loo"

[pvuf431]

gloom

[souljapigeongirl]

He said "you will die alone in a cold, dark room."