SNATCH "What do I know about diamonds?"

[redmarch]

Also missed "What the FUCK can he get away from eh?"

[arghydoodles]

WHY WU I WAN E BI E FEKIN CRVN THAS GO NO FKEN WEELS

[joWerther]

You missed the best:

- You take it with sugar?

- No, thank you, Turkish; I'm sweet enough

[cornflakes002]

too tight, You can land a fucking jumbo jet in that space

[LucySkyz]

Brick Top looks damn ugly when saying "Eeeeh" :S

[Indiaexpress]

hahhaa! as a kid i had high admiration for the sean connery and pierce brosnan accent of what i thoght was british untill i came across the 'real' funny shit. hahaha!

[pricey182]

aviiii!! shut up n sit down you big bald fuck!!

[HendrixGuitarGod108]

THATS A FUCKING ANTI-AIRCRAFT GUN VINCENT!

[renkupen]

TYRONE! YOU SILLY FAT BARSTARD!

fucking kills me every damn time. feel sorry for the pikeys ma

[zizoto]

whats the russian music name at the beggining??? please

[gorbulean]

meeeh u missed da best parts with dem black guys maan ...

[510Kirky]

Well fuck me tommy, what have you been reading?

[Fastcarsupersports]

i just had them polished.Go and put the kettle on.-man...I love bricktop.

[DORUKOZKAN]

@Fastcarsupersports does he mean something with put the kettle on or does he means it littarly

[karatebuff]

should have left the bit in after the first guy gets the tazer where bricktop says your a horrible little cunt you are but i don't like grasses and put the pillow case over his head brilliant.

[PUATERMINATORGNR]

" I'll see you Aviiiiii " :)

[xxoJAMESoxx]

...Go and put the kettle on.

[ajuk1]

In the directors cut you get to see a body getting eaten by pigs.

[whispero]

Avi: Eighty-six carats.

Rosebud: Where?

Avi: London.

Rosebud: London?

Avi: London.

Avi: Yes, London. You know: fish, chips, cup 'o tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary fucking Poppins... LONDON.

[Agundis1825]

In this day of CGI crap...Snatch relied totally on character, sound, setting and music. Because of that I think EVERY character is awesome. Every year that goes by this movie is slowly building to cult classic status. I think Gorgeous George is my favorite...the poor luckless boxer...the moment Mickey broke his jaw was the catalyst for everything else to start snowballing. That's my kinda luck lol.

[RDprodx]

@Agundis1825

this was made 10 years ago. CGI has only become a liability recently, most notably in Avatar. I wouldn't exclude Snatch as a film that does well without CGI - as a film it's pretty good but I can think of many more that are better when it comes to the thing you just listed.

It's funny, well narrated with good characters and setting. That's as far as I'd go.

[burgersforreal]

cousin avy is my fav one he cracks me up

[GUNNACLIPZ]

Errol: " So thats where you keep the sugar.."

Turkish: " Brings you two ere? Run of out of pants to sniff.."

Errol: "That sounds like hostility doesn't it John? .."

John: "And we don't like hostility, do we Errol"

Errol: "No, we don't John"

Bricktop: " Ehh .."

LMAO

[expurgatetor]

I love that little ehh lol haha

[joshoxyz]

@GUNNACLIPZ he says harold

[TobiramaSenju]

Hahahaha

Brick Top: Do you know these tits Errol

Errol: I know a lot of tits guv'nor. But I don't know any as fuckin stupid as these two.

.... ah Tyrone. You silly fat bastard

[hassanane]

whats the song at the end?

[b0b1919]

Golden Brown by the Stranglers

[hiphopispoop]

Is that Notorius Big trying to get out of the car?

[hiphopispoop]

hey... I just had them polished

[RoswellGearbox]

Fish, chips, cup-o-tea, bad food, worst weather, Merry-fucking-Poppins -- London...

Oh I love this piece ^^

[pyro2020]

I dont want that Dog Dribblin on my Seats

Tyrone this is a stolen car mate

Well im at the wheel its my car So Stop that Dog Dribblin on my Seats

LOL

[Netzschlitzer]

oh fuck me, tommy, what have you been reading

HAHAHAA

[noo2islam]

Milk is killing

[frenchkids]

"Now go and put the kettle on" !!

[rlinfinity]

Brick Top: Do you know these tits Errol

Errol: I know a lot of tits guv'nor. But I don't know any as fuckin stupid as these two.

.... ah Tyrone. You silly fat bastard.

[ANTS1E]

...two minutes Turkish.

[ScannerRhodes]

Hey, great video, Snatch is a real classic, we also have got some Diamond Geezer's in our movie City Rats...

[Clinteastwood76]

London hasn't got bad food

[trapdat187]

i mean by all rights we could jus keep the whole fucking stone boris!

[130068]

Love it! But whats the name of the song on the last part? The last like 4 sec.?

[modbod75]

the name of the song is 'golden brown' by the stranglars hope this helps

[mcmatthews27]

"Its a knife for gods sake, what you been using to keep your fork company all these years, sharp side, blunt side, what you want a lesson?"

[chapmasi]

"Tyrone this is a stolen car mate....." hahahaha

[Elwoood13]

"Cause its no good leaveing it in the freeze for youre mum to find it is is?

[Elwoood13]

OMG Del Torro ftw *Spelling

[Elwoood13]

What proper fucked?

[bouslerm]

it's no good to leave it in the deepfreeze for you're mum to discover now is it hahaha bricktop is a mad genius lol

[Arkady63]

"Tyrone...you silly fat bastard..."

[shotya119]

Well fuck me tommy, what have you been reading?

[scullyspyder357]

" So that's where you keep the SUGAHR " and " What, you think i ain't got the minerals? "

[southsydney]

i wanna see the part where he shoots boris

[Gabriel165561]

....I Just Had them Polished."

LOL.

The Litrle. "Agh" Along with his expression Cracks me up!! :D

[spamdas1012]

Agh lmao!

[bathtoby03]

hahaha brilliant.

[EnoKCga]

"What the fuck can he get away from mate !?"

[djcheff]

"Fallow me and I'll fuckin shoot cha"

[shitfuck53]

No you don't you need me rosebud...Tip Top .....PIG FARM

[crocop60]

"Do you want to kill him or not?"

"I'll cut him, I got a blade."

"There that's the spirit."

LOL

[EastLND]

tyrone,u silly fat bastard! loooool

[DEFORCER]

you fucking retard you took out all the good quotes.

[southsydney]

then you make one

[niksta1]

ok well dya wona shoot him its abit loud init well dya wona stabim its a bit cold init look dya wona killim or not

[wainerkorven]

I agree he took out some of the good quotes. He made a cut just when they were about say, for example:

"What the fuck can he get away from?"

"To tight? You can land a jumbo fuckin jet in there!"

[DEFORCER]

Those were the quotes I was looking forward to.

[skateboarder110]

when mickey and george fought where the fuck did mickey hit him to when he KO'd him??

[Fatboylt2]

What the fuck can he get away from

[frazboy91]

u wanted to know if it would shoot!!

[dastardlyd06]

"I thought you said he was a getaway driver?!!!"

[katiens]

"London!.. ya know?. fish. chips. cup 'o tea. bad food. worse weather. Mary fukin Poppins. London!"

lmao

[sanjak]

lovely cokney english!

[trigga1uk]

"what are you two doing here, run out of pants to sniff"

[jessywolfy]

How funny;

I thought it was, "curry to a piss ant"

[posthardcorepoj]

its "its like curry to a pisshead"

[jalfrezi365]

it's curry to a pisshead you twonk

[DanReborn]

'through the ages, through my mind she runs, all through the night, never a fight,never a frown, with golden brown

[katiens]

top song!

[RAY966GAME]

snatch is my fav movie

[emssa]

"Frankie (I got a problem with gambling) fucking four fingers"

[COOLoutSON]

"tyrone is a natural"

"a natural fucking idoit"

[Arkady63]

"Look like curry to a piss head!" LMFAO!!!

[D4nztehdark]

he says "like claret to a piss head"

[LucifersTear]

"I know alot of tit's govner but i dunno any quite as fackin' stupid as these two."

and

"ahh, Tyrone...you silly fat barstard" - |Hilarious|