Star Trek - TNG "Engage"

[pjf155]

29 people didn't make it so

[Flaggius]

Naked so! I get so!

[strokesfan1107]

"Should I marry the man, Picard?"

Picard: "....... Engage."

[NicosMind]

@strokesfan1107 Make it so

[strokesfan1107]

@NicosMind Get it done!

[TheSZZy]

/watch?v=9em7DIK0Ajw

[sanji572]

9gag sucks.

[JazHillValler]

After a while it loses all meaning...

[CheaterGuy1998]

Jump to Like speed! Engage!

[peterfaj]

Sponsored by Nokia.

[S3nb0nS4kur4]

is that a fake guy at 0:48 ?

[fortytwoisbob]

my left ear liked this video

[MrSvetipetar]

THIS IS 9GAAAAAAAAG!!

[cubbfrancis]

9gaggers yourself brace coming are

[sumthin5]

9gaggers : ENGAGE ! 

[member186]

9GAG ARMY UNITE!!

[AlexD69]

@member186 you're acting like the internet is a new sensation! stop it :)

[mestreyoda88]

9gag

[FEARL4Di]

0:52

"make it soap"

[NatTheDestroyer]

MAKE IT SO!!!! PICARD HAS SPOKEN

[imarchello]

Engage right speaker....Failure...

[joejoe8151]

MAYGETSOLD

[Benidictusify]

Maykitso

[TheTheYozhman]

at first i was thinking that captain Picard will say

ENGAGE..

but then he says

MAKE IT SO....

[skardam]

What did kirk use to say?

[EdisLeado]

0:11 AGAGE

[MrHoppers002]

I always wonder why does captain picard do the hand gesture when the helmsman can't even see the captain do his hand thingy. lol

[pikachugirl254]

@MrHoppers002 to look cool for the camera? lol idk

[MrHoppers002]

i like the engage but the hand gestures just look silly to me. I mean no one can see the hand gestures lol

[Akhenaten2011]

I wonder what was that beeping noise at 1:25 

[smitto21]

wow a whole lotta engagin lol

[StarTrekRocks100]

What episode is the 5th one from?

[gigantamos]

This video needs MOAR Engage

[hacidakis]

What the fuck is this "engage"?

[KennYA51]

megetso and engache

[Pivo4Ever]

I have poor sound quality so after a while it sounds like he's saying "I'm gay."

[jimbopumbapigsticks]

Is it just me or does 'engage' sound weird when you hear it enough times?

[magagnomagagni]

Get it Done!Make it so! ENGAGE!!!

[JoshShaps]

He's miming throwing his N-Gage crappy phone out the airlock.

[diamondtheater88]

This is why Picard kicks Kirks ass

[steveconn]

Riker likes to say "naked so."

[TCoops]

00:37 is the best one.. He hesitates for a little bit, adding for the suspense.. Then BAMMMM "make it so" he nails you!

[Laoch111]

The best ST captain of all!

[ichirix]

Make it sew.

[Spazzosity]

Engage

[mikoma77]

I was really waiting for all the clips of "Come!"

[A1GRIGGS]

Thumbs up if you thing that THUMBS UP IS GAY!!!!

[BIGPIMPINUPDANYC]

@A1GRIGGS

You're 31.

Act your fucking age.

.

[fizixs]

@A1GRIGGS How about thumbs up if you think A1GRIGGS is gay instead of thinking the video is?

[A1GRIGGS]

@fizixs Clearly you can't read. I like the video just not... it was a joke, you know what forget it. You're an idiot.

[Cryogenic1981]

@A1GRIGGS Oh, the irony !!!!

[Randizzle057]

haha, he got lazy at 0:40

[skittletube]

Disengage! Full reverse thrusters to your rear captain. She's listing to your port! It must be a dilithium crystal meth malfunction.

[WhoaThereMaMa12]

Mr. Tricorder...

[jdjk7]

Needs moar engage

[Loraxcoffee]

I like the part where he said Engage

[moneyshot911]

@Loraxcoffee me too!

[hellinvador]

@Loraxcoffee i liked the part where he said What?

[jackferry2]

Hey, Captain Picard! What type of model train should I buy?

Hey, Riker! I found an old Singer sewing machine. What should I do with it?

[rockman0809]

@jackferry2 make it sew

[Phileikae]

my dad and i always watch star trek

[MamoDad]

Engage this, buddy!

[Hypurr1]

So say we all.

[Hadinho27]

ahhahaaha, i never watched star trek that much...but this is FUCKING HILARIOUS! HAHAHAHAHAH

[downphoenix]

wow, epic meme! Even more epic that Yahoo linked to it!

[BlueCaesar13]

TREKKIES!!! Please tell me what episode the clip that starts at 1:25 is from!

[BlueCaesar13]

@BlueCaesar13 HAHAHA, nevermind. I just kept watching episodes until I found it. Angel One first season episode 14

[james07jamesjames]

Engage.

[newbielives]

Is that made by Nokia?

[razbizzle]

:25.

epic! they engage and the ships almost plummets into a blackhole. hahaha

[marquezbayside]

IS it just me or does those two statements sound really wierd by the end of the video.

[Huhmasta]

"END GAUGE" "MAKE HIM SOW"

[bkim9289]

LOL it looks like hes so fucken tired of saying that word lawls

[aznp14y4]

Apparently, Nokia's failed gaming platform becomes popular in the future.

[mikebennett23]

hahahaha

hahahaha

hahahaha

[Diggy22]

1:04-- is this dude related to Larry the Cable Guy? :-p

[StephanieMcmahon69]

make it so

[dutrank]

Ooooh, I always thought he was subliminally advertising the Nokia "N-Gage".

[merrypeary]

LOL...I Like it. :))))

[igykalen]

After you get engaged, you usually make it sew.

[sarahi010]

Thumbs up if YAHOO! News brought you here!! :)

[Dragon45348]

@sarahi010 ugay

[tacoman375]

@sarahi010 epic proposal

[diamondtheater88]

Justin Bieber's penis is the size of the dislike bar. In Soviet Russia, the reverse happens to you. Chuck Norris is somehow related to this video. Rebecca Black sucks. Thumbs up if *insert obvious shit here*. XXX views and thousands of likes!? Press 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 and thumbs up. I'm thankful that porno doesn’t have ads. I pee in the side of the bowl to make less noise! I find this video difficult to masturbate to. Did he died?!

You won't need to comment now, life is easier

[wesmartin91]

@diamondtheater88 Why were you looking at Justin Bieber's penis you pedophile, lol....

[TheParallax12]

Is it so hard to make a stereo track in the year 2011??

[davidls11]

@TheParallax12 What's stereo?

[acolytetojippity]

...why am i only hearing this out of my left-earbud?

[joe89nufc]

@acolytetojippity glad its not only me ha thought my phones were fucked

[tvlondon]

You'll get nothing and like it!!

[MrZ359]

26 people have "lost contact, sir"

[MrZ359]

pointing is rude

[wetdogpenis]

Hand gage! Naked sew.

[SpammyVidz]

it would be epic if a proposal with a picture of Patrick Stewart saying Engage.

[darthsugi89]

Just one more reason why Picard is superior to Kirk.

[anime223]

Battlecruiser: Engage!

[harrypotterfantng]

Notice how after a while, Stewart seems to get tired of saying it.

[LordAkaneon]

0:07 At first I was like "Engage". Then I was like "What?"

[albinoclone]

why does jonathan frakes always look at the wall or something when shit's happening

[mattjsrules]

HAHA!

[piratecheese13]

red shirt "Captain, i knocked up my girlfriend. What should i do?"

Picard "Engage"

[sunrisesunset51]

@lulztimer LOL excuse me?

[dlass7710]

1:24 wth

[cynder167]

1:24 "im gay"?

[sunrisesunset51]

Not to fangirl or anything, but I literally can't watch 1:27 to the end enough times... way too cute, J. Frakes. Way too cute.

Oh, and Picard's pretty badass as well.

[xCooki777]

This would be the perfect marriage proposal.

"Engage!"

"But I don't want to..."

"MAKE IT SO!"

[pugscrick]

Naked Soap

[warr1or2]

0:37 - which episode is that?

[masere]

@warr1or2 Looks like "Where No One has Gone Before" from series 1.

[OneTrueEdge]

Enrage.

[bub777]

Uh, perhaps it wasn't a great idea for Picard to engage @ 0:25?

[seanThree16]

I wonder if he practices the pointing in front of a mirror.

[xArmyPridex]

@seanThree16 No he practices it at weddings. Engage, engage, engage

[RosarioFanBoy777]

Make it snow.

[DarthRavus]

*Off Camera: Signal Cue* Patrick: *Signal* Engage...

[MaximusRelaximus]

I'm sorry I didn't carry out your orders immediately, captain. I wasn't sure if I was to make it so or engage.

[mrbrockpeters]

That's what she said!

[eugenemus]

Хороший фильм наверное!)

[mathfreak123]

N-gage

[oldhatrs25]

When La Forge had command of the ship and commanded the crew the to ready the warp drive, that was one of the greatest moments on TNG!

From one engineer toiling thanklessly in the engine room to another, you made us all proud.

ENGAGE!

[447GHT]

i see Cpt Picard's a real fan of Nokia's short-lived cellphone/game system crossover.

[Wired2X]

Load forward torpedo bays, ready phasers.. Engage!

[MaliciousRelax]

You missed the time Data said 'Make it so' on Star Trek Generations (Mr Tricorder FTW).

[itzalion]

I like the one with the Q when Picard says "engage" and a cigar appears in his hand.

[LyfSukz]

"Ensign, warp 2 NOW!" cracks me up every time!

[Bandet4]

that's what she said

[algorithmae]

Funny how weird a word sounds after hearing it 200 times.

[TheLilZel]

secretly, Star Trek was paid to promote the N-gage before it was released to make people want it oh so less.

[InvisibleHandgun]

Best time of my life :*( it went so quickly...

[TheZergy]

what does picard say during sex???

MAKE IT SO.... WOMEN!!!

[psycho642]

@TheZergy Actually it's ... Activate Penis Systems .... Engage !

[omar123367]

Was I just engaged?

[lcmy]

And now marry!

[Declipseful]

What's all this schmidt about an N-gage?

[NorthboundFox]

LOL at the lady on 1:15 XD

[FistingZOMBIES]

you just summed up the entire series and the movie. congratz

[KamaKase]

N-Gage??

[chiffmonkey]

We all know what phone picard has, and what his favourite model railway scale is.

[524K4LT]

*kneel and open the little box with a diamond ring in it*

-girl: whats that?

-boy: engage!

-girl: make it so.

[DefineDefyDeny]

someone should make Patrick Stewart watch this

[masterchief3k]

MAYGETSO!

[The1980srocker]

ENGAGE

[waveboardPWN]

engage!!!

no

you fired!!

well what now engage me??

[theinquisitor]

I was hoping for the clip of Captain Kurn saying "EXECUTE!" to poor Wesley.

[LimeEJET902]

The word "engage" has lost all meaning to me now.

[EddieTheFishReturns]

"Captain, is there a specific cellular phone model you are particularly partial to using?"

"Yes."

"Is it a Nokia model?"

"N-Gage."

"I see..."

[SooziPoo]

engage!

[Thiefree]

Now THAT's captaining.

[knobbly]

Engaged?

[TheDianaJC]

i dont watch this show, im like "what?"

[Thescott16]

Problem with your volume?

[stinkyhamster111]

"Captain, your gardener isn't planting anything." "Make him sow."

[mrblahboogi]

I think I'm deaf in my right ear.

[RX1603]

Make it soap!

[Herbstgespenst]

I always say this before i make love to teh ladies

[Kir0l]

24 people can't make it so.

[jmslazarus]

shoulda added the one where the Klingon Kern says "EX-E-CUTE!" all forcibly.

[KarlNuevo16]

If Cpt. Picard was a black man he would say, " Engage that muthafucka biaatch!! prraaa!! prrrrrrraa!!"

[edwinhasmbs]

Lol Beverly...engage..

[hsharrott]

Engage this Pic- hard

[dxhbkdxthegame]

I love the part where he says "Engage"

[flatiou]

@dxhbkdxthegame It's the best part!

[MrSmbass1]

@dxhbkdxthegame I was going to say that :( damn I am slow haha

[MysteryoftheGods]

@dxhbkdxthegame YOU ASSHOLE!! I wanted to write that :3

[Videofool12]

i don't like star trek but this was funny! "hello, the number you have called is ENGAGEd. Please try again later"

[Dragosmart]

''Captain, what would you like me to get you for your Picard's day?''

''Make it saw!''

[mantas1111000]

It is so.

[TheSpartanRage]

stop pointing your fucking finger patrick stewart.

STAR WARS FOREVER, WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

ROT IN HELL TREK

[mikester1290]

@TheSpartanRage Don't watch it if you don't like it.

Also if you don't like it don't go looking for videos of it on youtube, you pathetic snotty-nosed little child.

Shut your feces ridden little rage hole on the front of your ugly retarded head for the sake of humanity, you prat.

[hattrickster33]

He's sending soap mactavish:P

[Gannondalf]

he says engage weird

you can hear him say engage at around 0:23 if you missed it

[masere]

@Gannondalf Sounds like he says "gage". And when Bev says it it sounds like "ngage".

[caitlindoteiza]

Riker is too damm cute.

[bevvox]

1:02 !

[bevvox]

1:02 !

[chompskyhomp]

This should have been an ad for the Nokia N-Gage.