Alien Baby

[jedimuppet]

get outa her you little bastard... get the hell outa my wife!!! lol

[TheKaijuKing9000]

man she is carrying a chest burster it will burst at dinner

[jualkyn]

um...is this for real? or edited

[bogatu2011]

that is....that is.... a... a.... beach ball

[xcrueldad]

Eso es lo más normal u.u

[VoteOrDie90]

she birth chuck norris and he train the round hous kick :P

[ACCFDestiny]

That that, like, hurt or tickle or something? "Cause it looks like it does one or the other.

[dasheaves]

@ACCFDestiny Little of both :)

[epikrato]

It's all fun and games till that little Xenomorph busts out and kills everyone on the ship!

who gets the reference? lol

[oracle2world]

You got a pregnancy in a Sci-Fi movie, for sure it is going to look like a lobster or something.

[LionGoddess1]

ouch fingernails

[ksb78]

I remember when i was pregnant with my son[14 years ago] I would watch my belly while he was kicking and moving around. Its an amazing sight.

[InsanitysAddict]

Not painful. Just odd. You know that feeling when an air bubble suddenly moves inside you? Sort of like that but more intense is the best way I can describe it.

[100wafflez]

lol i wanna poke it with a stick and see if it pops

[Shaloveforreal]

Nice video...im on my 2nd child now i cant wait for all the moving around n kickong.

[HisLittleWaffle]

Wtf its stuff like this that makes me wish I had I penis sometimes=[

[lois971]

oO

[TVCriticAmy]

Crikey!

[carlosandwatchtime]

BOOM,GOES THE DINAMYTE

[beliefstoppers]

chestburster lol

[SkittlesNTwix]

Its wonderful being pregnant! Dont worry girls! It does feel a little funny when they move inside you (like being poked from the inside) but it's such an amazing experience!

[mirandamiranda3]

I never want to be pregnant now

[Yevysm]

I am so happy to be a guy.

[nikki680510806]

DAAAAYM!!!!!!!!!!! OUCH...that hurt to watch

[mmmbad]

Dang, that looked painful!

[drpepperrulez123]

Ummmmmmmm I was trying to listen to slipknot? Not this?

[ASHATNA9]

@drpepperrulez123 well,im blasting slipknot 24/7!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hey hey hey hey!! add me on facebook(tayonly1327@yahoo.com­)

[WonderfulMermaid]

i started watchin green day stuff and now i'm here :S

[casadetiko]

Amazing! I love this kicking time...and I miss!

[nikkib12]

thats cute i call my baby alien child when hes moving around too

[extreme436]

they grow up so .......weird....

[SunStrokeCactus]

insert the blender please

[remountboy]

are yall making fun of pregnant peple

[CaptainBasilisx1]

I can fap to this

[aritairyR]

Awww thats is so cute....<3

[Bublee05]

omg there are no related videos... its a sign!!! Freaky

[skap369]

es una estafa los bebes iperactivosa hacen eso

[BlockishFive]

@skap369 hahaha estafa? bn q' t la vives aqui hahaa sólo son videos, calmaa ...

[siddhu2552]

a rival for mike tyson?

[karensharken]

ugh the boobs are nearly shown out

[Seradinea]

ewwwwwwww

[SupaSerperior]

omg i thought that was a alien baby coming out of a anus

[davidberhow]

she fucked chuck norris thats why



[TONIKISSES]

OMGGG!!!!!!!!!!!! WONDERFUL I C YOUR BABY IS ALIVE THATS BEAUTIFUL

[WittyGirl2016]

I never want to get pregnant... ()__()

[XavierMarciano]

I'm a man and I can't fully understand the pain of child birth. However I would challenge that getting kicked square in the nuts is the most painfull thing since the beginning of time lmao. Mercanaries3 makes a point I imagine ww1 and ww2 vets could teach women a thing or two about pain. Physical and mental, how about having to kill someone, how about having men getting killed and blown to bits all around you. I would take childbirth anyday over fighting in ww2.

[metalchick4526]

THAT BABY IS A THRASHER!!!

[mercanaries3]

another reason why being a girl sucks ass

if giving birth is so hard how come there are now almost 7 billion human beings in the world?

wow some hard work

you want to see harsh labor? go look at WW2 documentaries

[prototype1007]

@mercanaries3 you must deffinately be a guy to say that. If giving birth was easy, there would be no such thing as an epidural, women wouldnt scream at the top of their lungs during contractions or crowning, and the changes that our bodies go through carrying the baby...stretch marks, nausea, constipation, hemroids, etc (all or some of these). I would challenge a guy any day to do it. It is hard. but its rewarding having a baby. u should see some of the childbirth videos. a man cant do that!!

[Davyjones131]

@prototype1007 yeah! men think the world is ending when they get a cold! Seriously, if men were in charge of childbirth, there wouldn't be any more humans on this planet, cause they couldn't do it. And some actually think that they're better than females. They need to try being one.

[looncraz]

@Davyjones131 Women have a far lower threshold for pain than men because men have historically experienced more pain and have adapted to cope.

The fact that the pain of child birth has not evoked the same response in women suggests that the pain men feel is likely greater than that of child-birth.

I mean, having an arm bitten off by your prey would hurt like a bitch, don't ya think??

[Davyjones131]

@looncraz touché. but still. Most of the men I know do that when they're sick, and most have never had their arm bitten off by their prey. And they still wouldn't have the babies, if it was their job.

[looncraz]

@Davyjones131 Men have a more active response to flight/fight responses, they don't know what to do if they can't just punch the problem away.

But you're right, a man would never purposely put himself in the position to give birth to a baby.

But many women are the same way, as well.

[Davyjones131]

@looncraz True. True.

[LiqhtBriqht1]

thats Jus The Baby Movinq && Kickinq .

[billytaylor567]

Kill it!!!!!

[Ericaactressqueen]

I am so glad that I am too young to be pregnant.

[Ericaactressqueen]

It looks like it hurts.

[156skeeter]

This is normal. Wtf.

[keithparkham]

ts jus a regular baby kicking in her stomach\

[brianthedj1]

Waitress.....what did she have, the soup or the special?

Oh, she had the special.

SWITCH MINE TO THE SOUP!!!!!

[GambitCretu]

when the dad was laughing He sounded like your dad from Fallout 3!!!!!!!

[dave01123]

the baby is learning karate to kick your ass when he gets out lol

[Electchu]

it's called a baby thats nrly rdy 2 b born. u retard

[wyvren1990]

honey...honey the baby is doing eagle kicks (the dad) the baby is kicking? * no the baby is doing martail arts*lifts shirt exposing belly and the many punches and kicks that bulges" HOLY SHIT!!! i will name this child chuck (says mr. norris)  (i couldnt help myself XD)

[VulcanXL]

FALCON PUNCH!

[georgagurl]

This is great... I recently watched Alien3 and the whole time, my baby boy was moving and kicking me and all I could think was "This is not the right movie to be watching while pregnant" LOL I'm only 23 weeks...

[Hordesthugz13]

dose it hurt?

[Cogythea2]

Lol, too much beans and junk food is what happend. Or possibly Chuck Norris trying to use the bad guy to break out.

[ashu3260]

That must b PAINFUL

[triscuit827]

BAD TACOS.

[chrissylm37]

That must feel so weird.

[Atiragramj]

@chrissylm37 It actually feels really cool :)

[songamongmongie]

i dont no wats wrong with this vid...its normal

[olgasilk69]

Is the baby sitting back to back mine used to do that it was funny lol

[WolfSeife]

-Holy shit.

-Haha

*Baby pass his arm through the belly*

-HOLY SHIT

-HAHAHA YOU GONNA DIE

[DeathPurge1987]

I clicked this shit cause i thought it would explode -_-

[TheDazhanae]

Omg it looked like that hurt

[catharine920]

@ redcoke why don't u chop it off than huh? than we will talk. how bout we stretch it dick hole 10 centimeters and have a human fucking being come out. how but u go through 30 of dick hole stretching than have a human come out of it and have ur dick hole snipped and have an afte birth. than u can say stop complaining. u r obis very very weak and ignorant if u actualyy think u can tell women to get over something thy u have no clue about.

[BufteaGangsters]

He's going to be a footballer that's fo' sho'.

[cookie23ification]

That must be a fat baby.....

[helenmontiel13]

lol its just getting possitioned she looks likes shes ready to pop

[qwtrerry]

i rather think she swallowed a baby than she got pregnant

[SuperWhoopsy1]

I really hope,he's just a normal and healthy kid...

[damianszczerbadamian]

kurwa jacy wy jesteście pojebani to się w głowie nie mieści...

[HookerNSU]

Hes gonna be a soccer player

[DeadtoFall1988]

wtf is that!? D:

[gumdrops148553]

heheh if you put to eyes right above the belly button

u can make a face like : o

[pl0xy1]

lol prolly a REALLY tight ass :DD

[IrishToTheLastDrop]

It's the Anti-Christ!!!

[SuperJude12]

i was hoping it would be like the movie alien , and it would bust out of her stomach .

[brianschab]

O_O

[KingOfTheKill10001]

OMG !!!! It's.... an actual baby....

[TheRedCoke]

Oh get over it women

I would chop of my own hand for my kid

Stop moaning!

[KappaGirl64]

@TheRedCoke hey did you know it hurts when they kick? no? then SHUT THE FUCK UP!!

[TheRedCoke]

@KappaGirl64

Hey stop being a complete moaning bitch of a women and deal with the pain of having something special, bitch.

[TheJessehoffman]

PUKED in my mouth

[MsDee1986]

feeling your baby move inside you is the best feeling, wierd but good lol i loved it when i was pregnant!

[TheRandomlass]

O_O oh geez i'm adopting

[Atiragramj]

@TheRandomlass It may look a little freaky but once you get to exeperience it, it is the most amazing thing to ever feel :)

[TheRandomlass]

@Atiragramj does it hurt? 

[Atiragramj]

@TheRandomlass At first it's kinda uncomfortable but I got use to it.

[Michi857Slim]

wat an active baby..i think he/she wants to come out..lol

[Violnplayr23]

It feels like how you would imagine... it can be very uncomfortable... my daughter had her foot caught up in my rib for the last 3 months. After I had my c-section, anytime I had gas, it felt like there was a baby still in there... freaked the hell out of me. I guess you can compare it to having bad gas, lol

[Ericaactressqueen]

@Violnplayr23, interesting.

[Elkaddoable]

OMG doesnt hurt this?

[mezzasaurus]

I remember when my belly used to do that =) it was amazing the first time I actually saw my belly going all crazy like that, I actually kind of miss it =(

[dogblade333]

Press 8 sounds likes shes having a orgasm

[RITZYFULL]

omg am 8 weeks preagnant wtf am scared now dnt want to gt that big hahah

[bereberebere1995]

man i think it wants out man...........

[Mjolln94]

@bereberebere1995 The video is 3 years old, what do you think, is the baby still inside or not?

[bereberebere1995]

@Mjolln94 maybe its a stone baby:))

[HardJumpFreeK2010]

the belly botton looks like a mouth lol but thats weird

[monkeyslovetochatter]

I'm never having children. Nope. Never :O

[Obsidian182]

Doesn't that hurt?

[TheBAJING2]

ewww

[trequanrichard]

that is so fucking niceee

[Ogiv]

IT'S CHUCK NORRIS PUNCHING HIS WAY OUT!!!

[TheNEWfilmfanatic99]

Birth is a terrifying and horrible process

[maisanbauer]

daniel soares pinheiro stinkt gewaltig. und hat läuse und nen kleinen ...

[skypaw929]

omg alien movie scene "second wave" the alien movie u can see them moveing around in the alien eep

[78superdaniel]

jajajajajajajaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­

[omg101man]

..........................AAAA­AAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

[ghostrider5378]

WHAT THE FUCK?!

[ntinafly]

ooooooooooo sweet....

[proudbitch69]

twins??

[swampzoid]

wow 

[PrayForPlauge]

thumps up if u're a dude :P

[DragonsFire9000]

alien baby??

how about 5 alien babies?

[hollypop79]

its like a pinata, with radioactive candy.

[gercekkesmeseker]

Lol thats normal... but really funny

[thelucario4]

im glad im a dude

[hotabich2008]

sick

[urigella123]

ZWILLINGE!

[monitafresita1]

epppp that looks so amazing yet so creepy at the same time O.0

[Wisdombluetooth]

its 100 % true...even from the 27th week it starts kicking and shows visible

[UnknownColeMan]

Kill it before it kills you! just sayin:p

[scarypowers]

That has to be the strangest feeling ever....as a guy I have no idea what that must feel like...

[MrSteGap]

fake



[BIKER9o5]

@MrSteGap how do u fake that you retard.

[EricaVandenborre]

I remember that feeling. It is amazing to feel a baby move like that

[daniel32o]

Fake and gay.

[MICHAELandJELL0]

@daniel32o Like your gf's tits right? Oh wait..you don't have a gf. :(

[daniel32o]

@MICHAELandJELL0 You know women without tits? EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW!

btw you're not supposed to reply to me. You're fucking stupid XD

[MICHAELandJELL0]

@daniel32o Your obviously the "fucking stupid" one since you didn't seem to read my whole comment. Besides if you didn't want anyone to reply to you why did you write the troll comment in the first place?

[daniel32o]

@MICHAELandJELL0 YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT DO YOU? I said youre not suposed to respond to me. It's called trolling. Oh my God I can't believe I have to explain it to you myself since you don't even know.

STEP BY STEP GUIDANCE"

1. I go to shitty video and cause people to be angry.

2.People (every one but you) ignore me and move on.

3. I move on myself.

YOU get mad enough to reply to me TWICE! LOL YOU BUTTHURT FOR NO REASON XD

DID I RUN OVER YOUR PET ALIEN XD

(retard (you) responds moar)

[daniel32o]

@daniel32o *supposed to respond to me for a reason.......*

[daniel32o]

@MICHAELandJELL0 Now if you excuse me, I have to go laugh at others because they didn't ignore me either. Way to be the king of newfags right now bye bye Mr. MAD PERSON XD

[CoDWikiTMOI]

Lmao, facehuggers!

[ThisBeEmily]

"Ahh! I'm drowning!"

[pcadict8409]

That is so cute! @annie0429 , @dddddangel, @coreysmaggot92, It's natue! The baby is wonderful! Showing that that baby's a strong one! And @AlliTheBalatron I totally agree with you.

[anniec0429]

ewww

[14TheLuca]

das ist eklig

[ttsfunnyshit]

awwwww look its a unborn Chuck Norris :)

[ThelovemovementCP]

this reminds me of polteirgeist

[littleelmbuglove123]

that dosent mean it is am alien it is just a baby kicking

[AllieTheBalatron]

Beautiful. :)

[dddddangel]

eeek 0__o glad I don't want any children

[jeobeahon]

good lord! is that normal?!

[CoreysMaggot92]

omg, i think i'm actually scared of becoming pregnant now O.O

[Tyannalyn]

@CoreysMaggot92 Lmao.

[Halo4Lyf]

@CoreysMaggot92 Haha, don't worry about it. Instinct takes over and everything will be fine. :D

[freezingmoon999]

@CoreysMaggot92 like anyone wants to fuck u anyway haha

[CoreysMaggot92]

@freezingmoon999 LOL!

[Griesmayer]

KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!1111

[pratt123]

@Griesmayer Fire and a good chainsaw.

[Wisdombluetooth]

@Griesmayer Not funny

[volleyball0192]

@Griesmayer HAHA MATT CHAD AND ROB

[ivanthehackerful]

@Griesmayer what the fuck bitch.... What you mean is kill you.... if i could i would

[ivanthehackerful]

@Griesmayer what the fuck bitch.... What you mean is kill you.... if i could i would shit hole

[Griesmayer]

@ivanthehackerful not if i kill u first muahahahahahahah eat that, cumslurper

[LaaLaLaa10]

@Griesmayer stupid?

[Soillamp]

u sexed a mexican?

[Griesmayer]

@Soillamp she mexed a sexican

[ljfox27]

never thought babies inside the womb could actually be that visible! creeps me!!

[Kayrashy]

¬¬gases xD