Fairytale of New York

[IntenseJMU]

anyone calling this FAKE is definitely either not a Brit or hasn't had a decent night out x

[Megahayley100]

FAKE!!!!!!!

[Megahayley100]

FAKE!!!!!!!

[EnglishMikey]

That guy is a full time fucking legend.

[rhremorse]

This is so funny!! I've been that guy before.

[tomasmulligan]

Shane Macgowan would be proud

[xiOriginals]

Press 5 He Says CUM !

[aaaaalife]

@xiOriginals no he doesn't

[StupefyinAwesomeness]

Does he say tampons at 0:36 ?

[morninglory112]

fakin it. i have a mate whos like this. not half as drunk as you think he is yet acts like hes absolutely polluted

[BossMuzza]

@morninglory112 You're not British you cunt

[morninglory112]

@BossMuzza and thank fuck for that

[MsCoverer]

hahahahaha classic drunken mess!

[calumcroft]

press 6 for bin slap, bottle crash to fail

[Maxster1278]

Worst caption but best clip :D



[BeaRichardsonCovers]

OWW! XD XD XD

[compasscarl]

Shane MacGowan's looking well these days. Relatively sober as well.

[derekrowan11]

Saw this on Rude Tube tonight... Cried with laughter! This should have been number 1!

[charmarie90]

RUDE TUBE!

[AbsoluteMenech]

i reckon he was drinking or something

[lonerangerTV]

i went to school with this guy haha

[sandyclams]

am i the only one who's angry he ruined a good song with his ridiculous falling over?

[eforty6318]

@sandyclams ridiculous, but hilarious

[KernowBysVyken]

@sandyclams This song was ruined by every studenty twat and bar playing it pretty much non-stop for the whole of every december

[evilution999]

what a prick

[UKgoodfight]

Charlie Sheen's winning, but you, you've fucking won

[antonia17cowan]

hahahahaaha

[lewisisdaman]

lmao wat a jed piece

[Everydaylikesunday77]

I love this so much

[rayjlawlor]

Pissed meself laughing at this, great vid man.

[ChiWayEntJAW]

@mouzellformelastomus Please check your inbox. Thank you.

[crazymangarcia]

Shane McGowan would be SO proud.

[CheesyChimp69]

It's not officially xmas until I've seen this again!

[edwardh1990]

I think the falling was helped by the bottle of oil he spilt on the floor, you can see it next to the chair right at the end! That floor was slippy for like a week!

[bigmachenners]

its the 'Aow' when he falls

[MissLolaliciousBaby]

HAHA I'd feel quite embarassed if I'd ever find such a CLASSY video on Youtube of me! But so good :D

[charmarie90]

haahaaaahha i love this

[MrDanFitzpatrick]

In tears laughing at this!! lol

[MickyKelly91]

Aww the old Irish Family Christmas

[bafsquad]

@MickyKelly91 He's scottish?

[MickyKelly91]

@bafsquad Yeah, but I was just being a dick :P

[brownleerfc]

state of him hes absolutely blinded! good lad

[alasdairdunlop1]

top shagger.

[hapt1K]

fake and gay

[SoloWingpixy91]

@hapt1K fake? you're either very sheltered or not british.

[hapt1K]

@SoloWingpixy91 you must be new here.

[SoloWingpixy91]

@hapt1K that only makes sense, when you make sense.

[Khronnus]

What's he been drinking, bleach?!

[pennylaneylady]

This has made my xmas. I want to party with this guy. 0.44 secs.. best moment ever.

[Flamestar1989]

every child's christmas hero!

[Flamestar1989]

"No Mark..." ITZ CHRIIIIISTMAAAAAAAAS xD

[TehSniper01]

Everyxmas this pops up. Classic

[bafsquad]

Hello Rude Tube.

[ShavedPolarBear]

My Christmas season starts with this video.

[ShavedPolarBear]

My Christmas season starts with this video.

[sheepcidus]

1:04 for that sweet cleavage

[smudger1973]

fergal hunter is a cunt :thumbup:

[jasonw6510]

WERES WALLY OH ITS THAT TIT ON THE VIDEO FUKIN SPOONER

[Soymilllk]

HERO.

[molzey123]

this is genuinely the funniest video in the world

[Maximusic999]

Hero.

[Aliceishear]

yeah this is real cos its my m8z flat n they wer there lol

[e05bf027]

I love this video. The man is a hero

[dannylikespoo1000]

I love you.

[mouzellformelastomus]

It was a full litre.

[steevv2]

@mouzellformelastomus of vodka

[DrewDog82]

Amazing lol

[danebrewer10]

what a twat.

[fr3d24]

a true hero. you do us proud!

[bobgleeson]

"oww!"

*pulls drawer open

[hsiwtghin]

what a legend. i went to school with mark. by the looks of it, its a shame i didnt go to uni with him lol.

[ghreed1]

Fucking hilarious! How binned are you?

[HighlanderMark]

This was not a good evening in my life !

[RickyPo1]

@HighlanderMark you sir, are a true hero.

[LADpositive]

Mark Simpson has becoming living legend for one of the most sensational performances ever recorded at a uni christmas dinner!

[rearoftheyear89]

incredible. Mark Simpson whoever and wherever you are, you light up my life.

[bartleyballer]

Wow Mark where were these shapes when we were dancing in Maga :O

[emawood]

0:45 aaaaand swipe!

ahahaha

[georgeberry]

Quality

[joehenderson12345]

I like the bit where he falls.

[read1986]

@joehenderson12345 dont we all :)

[sambo2104]

this lad is a fucking hero

[StiG7]

Literally cried with laughter. What uni are you guys at?

[bummonkey2000]

i put crayons into my melon pies

[kslat3r]

this man is class. one of the best videos i've ever seen. oww!

[eddiebye123]

steh30 is a virgin.

[joshwaa1987]

proper virgin.

[pennygrace]

hahaha i went to school with mark and  this is defiantly not put on its quite a sight first hand haha

[joshwaa1987]

i dont understand how you think its fake. nicely positioned bottles??????? they are on the fucking counter you moron!!!! mark drank way too much and decided to try and sing the pogues and fell on his arse. deal with it. prick.

[emawood]

why the hell would you think this is fake? ahaha

absolute goons. obviously have nothing better to do than critisize a perfectly funny video!

and yes, my friend knows this guy, and its 100% real.

[tomlils17]

i genuinely think the banter on this video is funnier than the video! not that this isnt funny, cos its fucking hilarious!!! steh30 from what i have seen seems to be the worlds biggest cunt, bitter cos he is a virgin and his only is his right hand! classic youtube comedy at its best :)

[treetopsish]

My last comment was removed - all I was saying is that it was really funny, but looked faked towards the end. Constructive criticism, that was all.

[ycfc2010]

I can these lads are sticking up for their mate but steh30, their is more to life than arguing with random ppl on the internet. Go out lad. Meet a girl, get a hobby. Your life isnt over. Their must be something your good at? If girls are mean to you find new girls but fish in your own pond, find one at your level remember her looks arent important it doesnt matter if she has a severe disability or a serious weight problem. All is not lost. There is more to life than masturbating to youtube.

[tomlils17]

superb.

[robvoodoogrooves]

steh30 really wants to put his tongue into glens bumhole

[lisamc824]

haha i can't belive this has now had over 43000 views!!!

i love this video, it makes me laugh every time!!

[whydoitman]

Thats christmas cheer right there!!

[iifenton]

I love this video SO MUCH

[joshwaa1987]

@steh30 your such a massive virgin stalker wierdo spazz freak and you really need some HELP. Maybe eddie bye could help you out if he decides to drink a shit load of gin and introduces you to a bit of self harm. Grow up you virgin. Virgin.

[divorcecake]

That aint no "Mark Simpson", thats the Irish Prime Minister that is

[LordHugo85]

divorcecake definitely a quesal

[englandrose1]

Mint.

[LordHugo85]

yeah fuck virgins! i've got lad pistols for you quesals

[judewells1]

steh30 I reckon you've become more irritable since you started taking that medicine for your premature ejaculation problems. my advice is just stop taking it and go back to those special nappies you used to wear.

[rachaelwoods90]

steh30 fucks virgins

i heard it on the grape vine

[steh30]

I fuck virgins ....I don't see how that is an insult!

[gattotron]

I fucked your mum, shes the horniest hooker in fallowfield manchester, her nickname is 'Dyson' because she never loses suction.

Ohh yeh and your a bellend..... hehe x

[777MikeMike]

well this escalated quickly

[glen1001]

fact

[ismatari]

You can't tell someone something isn't funny its a matter of opinion if you don't think its funny stop looking up the video everyday and arguing about if its funny or not why don't you just watch charlie and the unicorn or the Gruffalo heard that was good :)

[hellotyler]

what a loser

[boltonize]

your a fuckin bender steh30.... your clearly a boring tit with no friends and no sense of humour

and sorry... i didnt know that it was sad to go on youtube on christmas day. after all your the sad one for startung this 'fake' argument in the first place

tosser

[steh30]

You call me boring with no friends, yet you were all sat on the internet giving me grief on CHRISTMAS FUCKING DAY ... I don't even need to explain that one.

And, seen as though you fucking inbreds can't even read, the point is NOT THAT IT MAYBE FAKE, BUT THAT IT ISN'T FUCKING FUNNY.

That doesn't make me boring, or a virgin. It just means it wasn't fucking funny. The end.

[glen1001]

Im afraid it definatley makes you a virgin Steh30. sorry you had to find out like this. Anyway, most households these days have wireless internet, and i have a laptop so i was definatley socialising with my family, whilst calling you a virgin.

p.s. it is funny.

[RachHerexD]

@glen1001 ... Lol at this response to steh30 xD

[steh30]

@glen1001 Wow Christmas must have been fun in your house if you found the time to come on here and abuse me .... a stranger on the internet. Sad fuck.

I would stop looking at the video, except I keep getting emails saying "Someone has wrote "Prick" on your profile" - hilarious.

[glen1001]

yeah my christmas was good thanks. you should feel happy that i took time out of my day to give you attention, albeit negative. i await your next repost with baited breath. virgin.

[steh30]

@glen1001 You don't realise how sad it makes you that of all the days, Christmas day, you STILL had to come on here and post your "virgin" comments... that is so fucking sad its unreal.

You probably had a virtual Christmas dinner with your World Of Warcraft friends too eh?

[glen1001]

i dont play word of warcraft, sorry to ruin your illusion of me. Everyone stil hates you, and your clearly a virgin, probably a a good thing, judging by your attitude you have inferior genes to a lot of the world. x

[steh30]

@glen1001 OMG you totally told me, you win. EVERYONE HATES ME ON THE INTERNET! What am I gonna do? I know, Ill make a shit video of someone pretending to be pissed and falling over ... hopefully you will all rim me then.

[glen1001]

i thought you said your argument wasnt that it was a fake? Also, i didnt make the video. virgin.

[steh30]

@glen1001 I never said you did make the video ballbag. Whats your fascination with virgins? Are you a suicide bomber hoping to have 50 virgins when you get to Allah?

I said the main part of my argument was that it wasn't funny, and that the internet is already full of enough fucking shit like this without another one.

It just also looks fake. Either way, its not funny.

[glen1001]

i dont have an obsession with virgins. you just clearly are one. no one cares about your opinions.

[steh30]

@glen1001 Hows the irrational fear of odd numbers coming along Mr Roberts? Wind your fucking neck in son

[glen1001]

haha, oh, your a stalker aswell. Wind my neck in? am i meant to be scared of you? in the real world you'd do fuck all. virgin. oh yeah, the odd numbers thing is still pretty bad, thanks for asking.

[steh30]

@glen1001 Lol, I should come down to Manchester University and show Rachael what a real man can do ... and you call me virgin?

You shit yourself enough to make all your profiles private anyway - fucking nonce

[glen1001]

come down to Manchester University? there more than one building, and i dont live there. virgin. yeah, i changed my profile cos i didnt want you rubbing one out over it.

[owain1972]

excellent work fella, u r a legend.

[steh30]

The main point wasn't that it was fake, more that it just wasn't fucking funny in the slightest.

All you sad fucks commenting on Christmas fucking day like you have nowt else better to do than beef at a name on the internet ... sad

[glen1001]

steh30 is a virgin. he was too busy getting a prostate examination. A generous present from his mother.

[dermotheaney]

whats wrong with you. i dont know the guy but i laughed out loud along with five of my friends. Thats right five other peoples found it hilarious. your just a bit odd i think. sorry.

[bcvids999]

Ur an idiot killjoy.

Go do one.

Its so arrogant of you to even think that we care what a stupid twat like you thinks of this video anyway. you are one of life grumpy fuck ups and are destined to end up alone.

I hate to stoop but its probably all you understand and it needed to be said.

[ismatari]

I know this guy went to 6th form and work with him now and this is exactly what he is like when he is pissed 100% a real non acted out video

[FritzPittz]

thx for sharing xD

[mattvsobi]

Merry Christmas steh30, not that you'll be getting drunk or letting loose or enjoying yourself in any way. You've clearly never been around drunk people (i.e. friends) before.

[mattvsobi]

Ha! Brill!

[robb1092]

obvy not fake...this video circulated around my uni before youtube.

but regardless if you think its fake or not...can't you just have a little FUCKING giggle.

stop being so pent up and worried if its fake or not....life is too short to worry.

[googlexxx]

steh30. u are a fuking tit. how can this be fake u mothaaa fuckaaaa

[bafsquad]

steh30, you're a fucking shit video

[judewells1]

@steh30

remember that time when you said your sexual fantasy was to get a prostate exam off your mum.

my point is you're mental.

[TechnicallyExcellent]

That is properly funny! Bet he felt like total shit in the morning....

I see a LOT of drunk people at work, and I don't reckon this is fake...

[bafsquad]

steh30 youre a bit of a penis. is your whoel life based around a nonsensical idealism that if steh30 doesnt like it, its not funny? does everything have to be just right for you? this is absolutely hilarious, and to suggest that its fake just shows the emptyness of your life. Go get some Rudyard Kipling out of the library and read some Just So storys to et everything back to how you like it.

[steh30]

@bafsquad

Is your whoel life based around a nonsensical idealism that if you like it, then it is funny? You don't understand that some people just think its some fat bloke pretending to be pissed and basically being a fucking shit video?

[glen1001]

virgin.

[glen1001]

@steh30

[judewells1]

I actually know steh30, He lives in the same town as me people shouldn't be so mean to him because he's been bullied all his life for being like you know a bit spastic.

[bigbadbrian24]

Funny stuff. Merry Xmas...

[P39Bon]

Dead funny, won't be able to listen to The Pogues without thinking of a burly elf falling all over his kitchen. Classic comedy just like watching a bladdered Eric Morecambe!!

[sonicavenga]

We've all been there! ;D)

[ell9545]

steh 30 your a prick and you need to lighten up. this is the funniest video iv seen in ages and it is real its just a bloke who is completely rat arsed havin a laugh.

Cheer up you moody bellend

[rkwhyte16]

having seen this first hand, i find it really incomprehensible that anyone would think this was fake. and whichever twat keeps calling me an annoying woman, he'd just fallen ontop of me and poured gin all over me, so sorry if i wasn't taking your feelings into consideration at the time. so what if you don't find it funny, we do. that's why we put it here.

[777MikeMike]

hahahaha proper love the level of analysis going into a video of what 2 weeks ago was just a funny video of our mate

[mouzellformelastomus]

.he puts his hands behind the cans and bottles because he is trying to grab something to stop from falling over.they're all empty because it's our recycling pile.he's so fucked because he had half a litre of gin. it's on youtube because it's properly hilarious and not a reflection of broken britain. i'm an intelligent person,i don't fake videos for the world's thickest people to analyse and see a conspiracy. i bet you think there was no moon landing and a gunman on the grassy knoll. Prick.

[psychotic14]

@mouzellformelastomus

oi mate are you Q_Q?

[HermeticPoet]

@mouzellformelastomus Get over yourself bud.. No ones seeing conspiracy with a drunken you tube video.. but if you seriously think Oswald was a lone nut who pulled off an impossible shot with magic bullets, then you need your own head examined pal!!!

[HermeticPoet]

@mouzellformelastomus and by the way, if thats what only half a litre of gin does to your mate, then he should stick to non-alcoholic drinks.. grow a pair buddy!!! lol..

[RickyPo1]

@HermeticPoet your a fag with no mates.

[HermeticPoet]

@RickyPo1 Oh fook.. you got me there... I'll go cry into my lonely corner.. get a grip Biatch.. Half a litre of Gin and he's paraletic!! WTF?? Did he snort it or some sh*t???

[MontyPropps]

I'm calling fake. At 0.45 you can see him tuck his hands behind the cleaned out tin cans and bottles in order to flip them off the counter :)

[steh30]

@MontyPropps Exactly.

Conveniently cleaned so they didn't have to clean up properly. Plus noone acts like that when they're pissed.

Its not funny and you're all cocks.... FACT

[glen1001]

steh30. virgin.

[carlsunshine]

montypropps is a fucking stupid BORING wanker  fuck off

[Thegisburn]

i think it's funny - steh30 you are a knobhead. FACT. The fact I said FACT proves it.

[steh30]

Well if you don't want people commenting about it, don't put it on the fucking internet.

You may find it hilarious cos you know him, but I don't, or the annoying women in the background, and to me it's fucking shit. Not funny at all. He doesn't even hurt himself?

[jonnyrharper]

Please put this as a video response to the actual song :-)

[dannyjar100]

lol..random

[dannyjar100]

Haha legendary and yeah, ffs...some people need to let their hair down a bit ...the guys pissed, so what?

[knmurphy1]

I don't usually use bad language but this guy is the biggest fucking idiot I have ever seen. What a fucking stupid fool. He must feel an awful gobshite now that he's gotten more that 30,000 hits on Youtube. He's obviously not the brightest bulb in the chandelier.