Shark Bite Recorded Live on the Beach

[Uruyagua]

That was not smart. The saying remains, "The road to ruin is paved with good intention".

[MrJaddia]

She's name is Lindsay Cohen. If you replace the C with L, It will be Lindsay Lohen!!! Thumbs up.

[hellraiser12059]

Your fucking idiot man....in order to take the hook out you have to put your head in the sharks mouth...and maybe you will learn your lesson...

[ninjakid09]

@hellraiser12059 tht dont make any sence atall

[BenMc1981]

you deserve it.

[PrettyPatra]

Why the fuck did they take the poor shark out of its home? It didnt do anything to them, they lived in the see for millions of years and then we came along and tried to take THEIR home. They are more scared than us. D: HoW WOULD YOU FEEL IF SOMEONE TRIED TO CATCH you? </3

[carzguy99]

omg what the fuck you gona think is gona happen come the fuck on thousands of pounds of presser ya ok

[jreyno1959]

DUMBASS

[deanjohnwoods]

bahaha...how much is a hook worth

[lonesharkadriano]

it is saved now..but what's the point some bastard fishermen's gonna kill it tommorow, anyway....

[JayNWArk1977]

he was a dumbass for putting his hand near a shark's mouth anyway, he got what was coming to him.

[13BLACKKAT13ily]

It's not even a big shark, or scar...... fucking pussy xD

[yokhana]

American's are thick. 

[THeSummoneD]

scars don't heal you idiot! it's a scar!

[xGramaSx]

@THeSummoneD they do heal in long period of time...

[THeSummoneD]

@xGramaSx no the scar is another term for healing. when the tissue is severely damaged, it's repaired by fibrosis and the resolution is a scar left. the only way to remove a scar is by cosmetic surgery

[katielj91]

If I was that shark, i would have done MUCH worse xD They are stinkin torturing the poor thing, what was it supposed to do? HAHA

[kitime0630]

how many fucking fish related puns is she going to make?

[MsEmptyshadows]

what kinna shark it is??? really? ITS A SHARK YA RETARD! LEAVE IT ALONE!!!!

[386david]

what a bunch of idiots i guess they have not caught to many sharks ! hey morons there's a thing called pliers . calcutta 11inch ones are pretty good set get a pair works better then your hand

[killerTNT51]

dumb ass 

[jboyko3]

Whoa... Dude... I was like, you know it's only a fish right? So like... I figured the fish would know that I was like trying to like help it after tricking it in the first place... So I was like, yo fish dude, it's cool bro. I'm just gonna like take that hook outta your mouth and go smoke a jay. Cool? And the fish was like, fuck you dude! I'll do it myself. And I was like, Ow! That hurt bro. Why'd you do that? And the fish was like, 'cause I'm a fucking shark dumbass...

[AlexisJensen918]

poor shark

[Vevystefana]

Anyone else notice how hilariously bad the reporter is?

[varnishman]

what a cock!

[Ariel96734]

Leave the sharks alone!

[IndiePoppedhearts]

Meshed metal gloves or pliers. I'm sure he'll use them next time.

[xEdWiNaToRx]

That guy never heard about.....pliers... *sigh*

[LiveLoveDance9783]

you guys make it sound like he put his hand in the sharks mouth just to say "yeah i've had my hand in a sharks mouth before" HE WAS TAKING THE FISH HOOK OUT!

[3brionac]

whoo!



[3brionac]

at1:18 someone scream lol this shit was hilarious!

[eldar600]

good let the small shark taste human blood and then free it so it will comeback for some more

[WiGGinspotting]

They do this little of a shark attack but they didn't even do a story about a girl on my cheerleading team getting over 100 stitches becuz of a dog attack and her foot wasn't even facing the right way

[WiGGinspotting]

I'm on the sharks team I mean the least you can do is bite him back as they stick something through your mouth and suffocate you I'd do the same thing heck I bite someone if they get there finger close to many times

[GETONMYPRESTIGE7]

fuckin idiot

[berndpfe]

stupidity has names.:  e.g. Those half-strongies or briefly dumbasses on the beach messing around with sharks...

[TheHester23owns]

bite the motherfucker back lol

[CassiaKawaii]

Yeah.... I'd bite you to if you stuck a hook through me, dragged me out of the water and let my suffocate.

[iAWESOME130]

White people....

[MrJagaloon]

@iAWESOME130 wow, talk about racism...

[j2times2006]

Fucking idiot.

[Jed7272]

Dumb fucking redneck.

[asherbling1]

ahhh lol!

[SilabFPS]

lol! she studderd at 2:08-2:11

[tumblefreak774]

poor shark also at least his hand didnt get bitten off

[RMCFHERO99]

what freakin retard

[haloreach166]

failiure



[fxtrader92]

OK. Someone get a competent reporter. They're not scars yet. They're wounds that will heal and leave scars.

Really? You're on TV?

[xXSGTSlaughterXx]

much respect for this guy sticking his hand in a sharks mouth to ensure it is released with minimum pain :)

[PLxFTW]

Did that bitch really say "hook,line and sinker"

[hamsterminator]

Shark was like: "I'm dead. ONLY KIDDING! NOM NOM NOM sucka."

[TheGringoloco18]

Lol this is kinda funny cuz he was trying to unhook the shark to throw it back and got bit. Shows how frightened by us these creatures can be. Sometimes you can't help but wonder if they are just as scared of us as we are of them in some cases.

[reallyyeahreally]

"who had the upper" hand haha, guy knows how to take the piss outta himself very well

[BLONDEsmiles4u]

wow.. humans are just taking over. really. a shark won't bite you if you dont mess with them, or offend them. why should we be going into their habitats? we dont like it when animals come in our house, but it doesn't matter if we kill other animals? its retarded.

[menthus123]

what was the point in all of this...exactly?

[Peztrumentals]

"let's you know who had the upper hand"..... ironic

[BillyBowlster]

shark got the upper'hand' alright no pun intended of course :P

[lovethetank]

When the scars heal?

[ishudbesurfing]

he had good intentions, gotta give him some credit

[TheHayleysmusic]

uno wat im glad that one man got biten, how cruel to just drag out a shark from the water seriously wat did expect from a shark ... i diot

[CoachG1000]

Cut Line.

[spiskifish]

@TH3RUTILUSDRACO

I'm not a guy nor a lesbian so just to let you know, I'm not jealous :)

[srcbgirls]

wow what a baby compared to bethany hamilton........

[tam3580]

ha ha ha ha.... wtf.... did i REALLY just watch a NEWS story about some dudes fishing for shark and getting bit???? wow... the only thing better would be to watch some dudes fishing and get finned by a goldfish....

[OnShoreGuide]

Lol that's not a shark attack, it's an act of stupidity ! : P

[Timvanoirbeek]

Must have been a very slow newsweek if the story is about some random idiot getting bit by a fish on the beach...

[IlovelouisDTV]

just punch the eyes :O

[MALLORY5121]

i have one word.dumbass.

[soopapiero]

idiot



[wyuiqwe7]

pliers could have came in handy

[JARS0221]

its funny how a news reporter would say a funny line that happens to do with the story that there telling like "they released the shark, and now they have a fishtale to tell" lol

[NightTimeRightTime]

fucking dipshits



[R41NCH1LD85]

i wished the shark would have killed this son of a bitch

[Chromebully]

Dumb mother fucker. Yeah he had the upper hand...he was smarter than you white boy.

[nastykiller117]

@Chromebully Lmfaooo!

[bb1oo2bb3bb4yy5]

Sharks are like dogs, they only bite when you touch their private part

[jakiehuan]

@bb1oo2bb3bb4yy5 LMFAOO WOW 50 first dates linee

[bb1oo2bb3bb4yy5]

@jakiehuan what? its true tho :D lolzzzz

[jakiehuan]

@bb1oo2bb3bb4yy5 lololol



[MYBIGKINDHEART]

@bb1oo2bb3bb4yy5 not always the case as some animals are clearly insane, a bit like some people i guess

[bb1oo2bb3bb4yy5]

@MYBIGKINDHEART Oh well if people are gunna be dumb, they gotta be tough :D

[debrawithoutanh]

@bb1oo2bb3bb4yy5 lmao! 50 first dates!

[councal]

@bb1oo2bb3bb4yy5 buahahaha xDDDD

[NanaTheDwarf]

@bb1oo2bb3bb4yy5 Good name for a documentary. :D

[itchynoob]

@bb1oo2bb3bb4yy5 just like a women

[GettinBuckWithHaterz]

@bb1oo2bb3bb4yy5 You would know...

[NarcoticSunrise]

Should be useing Pliers to get ur Hook out, not ur hand you just asking for it and who cares if it lives or dies...ITS A FISH....said and done.

[thepowleyjr]

never drag a shark backwards it could kill them also what type of shark was that

[kozeel]

"I put ma hand near the shark's mouth because I'm so smart ... Yeah, I finally learned that sharks bite. See, I'm smarter now"

[thesatsfan11210]

DON'T HURT THE SHARKS EVEN IF THEY ARE LEATHAL THINGS, U COULD GET KILLED AS WELL AS THEM! >:(

[bikiniisland]

hot body, gorgeous face, but dumb as a bag of marbles!

[jegginsRmine]

calm down!!! hes trying to unhook it ppl!!!

[MsNerin26]

Pity the shark didn't remove his hand and arm. Would have hopefully prevented him harrassing another sea creature. A total jerk.

[princessliz15]

really-_- put your hand in a live shark mouth and not expect to be bitten...really-_-

[gerdrummer]

let me see a little.... bite...ahhhhhhhhh

[B1GSARGE]

WHAT A DUMB MOVE!!!!!!

[Likethelegos]

Hehe, I love the pun "Who had the upper hand". :) What a deserving bastard.

[Chromezilla42]

@supersubsonyk I agree leave the effing shark alone.

[Renegadebkr]

WAH WAH super you f--king bleeding heart go have another artichoke sandwich you f--king prude. I would eat that shark like i would a roast beef sandwich. I would have shot his ass in the head.

[Dunx]

@Renegadebkr wow, very proud of your ignorance huh?

[spiskifish]

"woah, how did you get that scar"

"well I stuck my hand in a shark's mouth and it bit me!"

What a fucking idiot

[icedviolets]

@spiskifish he tried to get the hook out you idiot!

[chinafakeeggs]

@spiskifish

He was trying to get the hook out...dummy!

[brad238899]

RETARD!

[9873459872134234]

It's. A. Shark. Stupid.

[MisterBreezer]

Atleast he's got an awesome story to tell.

[MsSeaKittens]

Stupid asshole.

[VengefulRonin]

Now that's gonna be one badass scar to carry around.

[Swamachoodoo]

Lol look at the tags they suit this video well

[killweb2]

i thought the reporter's name was Lindsay Lohan

[wilzy222]

one of the dumbest things ever seen....whats a hook cost

[hannah112135]

Haha He probably feels really stupid when he tells that story :)

[546pieter]

LOL nice commets i thi8nk that was awesome :D im pretty sure the guy knew he the risks he was taking and it doesnt look like he was that pissed of about it -.-' Now hes got a cool tale to tell

[nicklkjhgf]

And thats why you keep a knife when fishing

[samantha63586]

What a dumb ass y would you put your hand in the sharks mouth?!?

[ShawnaNTrouble]

Today's lesson... Dont fish for sharks. Leave the wild alone... idiots.

[Dionysis62]

Are people really this stupid!?!!? LOL!

[leodis4me]

hhhhhm I wonder what will happen if i stick my hand in this sharks mouth....I truely wonder

[UbistheGreat]

Hmm a shark, I know!, ill stick my hand in it's mouth!

[sammyk011]

Fucking Idot

[ReservoirSquad]

fucking moron

[whiteymcqueen]

Idiot. Hardly worth sending a crew after the event.

[whiteymcqueen]

Idiot



[VisionXray23]

Put your hand in the sharks mouth.

[londonengland17]

Lucky the shark didnt bite his hand off. Sharks are creatures that need to be respected, esp in this case when the shark was minding its own buissness.

[DanaPattison]

Too many puns.

[seasnake321]

sharkbabe10 yea your correct but - there are good dive stories on the net too ! Try myscubastory site... type myscubastory into google and its the first one from what i remember! Ejoy ;)

[tranurse]

he deserved to get eaten

[tommycobra33]

Asshole got what he deserved.

[storyfinder5]

gaaaaaaaaaaawd WHO DOES THAT!?WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY DO THAT!? It's a shark you dont take it from the water and not expaect ot to bite your freakin hands off! GAWD!

[soccerrox94]

When you take a shark out of the water its going to fight back, thats like expecting somone getting bitten by a shark not to fight back.

Taking the shark outta the water? horibbbble idea. he asked for it......

[TheBluecookies11]

Why would they put this video as comedy??

[forsoup]

So they tried to pick up a shark and are surprised they got bitten?

Sometimes I question whether there is any hope left for society.

[MikiandMaddy0919]

im happy he got bit they hit him like it funny.

[sbf54]

He's lucky he still has his thumb.

[jackass534]

should of bit the cunts arm off, sharks are beautiful creatures, fuck this cunt fisherman

[rjkahlon]

@jackass534 What? He was taking out the hook so he could put the shark back in the ocean. He was fishing for fish, not sharks. If he was a "cunt," he would have left the hook in before letting the shark free.

[Mortezlives]

@rjkahlon He wasn't fishing for fish. he said in the video he was fishing for the sharks just to see what kind they were.

[rjkahlon]

@Mortezlives my bad, I missed that part

[solosum41]

fuck ! the shark didnt eat them all pffffffffffff not lol

[stomecko]

Twats

[P0tat0P00p]

1 million sharks die every year. Way to go jackass!

[untipable]

@P0tat0P00p 7 million cows die every year.

[P0tat0P00p]

@untipable 100 million insects die every year.

[frumples143]

It was stupid to catch it, but he was trying to unhook it... Still really stupid though...

[korimere]

DANG that had to hurt. I mean, it wasn't really smart of him to do that but still! I can't even imagine how much that had to hurt.

 I felt sorry for the shark... Like seriously. It's in the water of a reason. Don't pull it out or kil it unless it killed other people.

[fatidicvan]

I love that "I kick stupid asses" shark.

[belikewater001]

lol...dumb-ass

[81pluto]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!! Stupid fucker! You deserve it!

[clemsonmegs]

Good. It's what the dumb ass gets for screwing with a shark. Leave them be. I wish the shark had gotten a chance to take a bite out of all of them.

[TheMightyMonday]

wow this is news?

[mostyghostly]

Watching the shark bite is the funniest thing ever when your drunk. I have no idea why I laughed mad long at that guy's reaction.

[YukiCrossist]

he looked pretty calm 0-0

[romiedwiawan]

dumb ass!

[MrRichardo23]

american news always has fucking gay ass puns. Im glad im British :3

[endmon88]

@MrRichardo23 Lucky. I wish i could leave America and no to Australia or New Zealand or something.

[TheGreasepit]

here kitty, kitty.......

[MoniWooOOooooOOOOOOW]

Next time if you see a Shark put your face ok, oH My!

[MsColourPurple]

...COCKS.

[simisicbojan]

Dude tried to help her, so I don't think he deserves to be called a stupid fuck. He got bitten but he kept all of his fingers, it will just leave a small mark so it's not actually a big deal

[GirtopolisArashiki]

1:17 priceless scream

[tiddlez1]

lol welcome to the fish world

they do carry teeth at times

[MageDagger]

0:23 thought her name was lindsay lohan

[liKeaGSiiX]

HUMANS ARE FRIENDS, NOT FOOD.

LOLjk shit happens

[supersubsonyk]

It should have bitten his fucking arm off. Cruel bastard deserved everything he got

[Parpred]

@supersubsonyk I agree, leave the poor thing alone!

[ej3dj]

@supersubsonyk Cruel bastard? Did you watch the video? He was fishing. Then he got bit getting the hook out of the shark's mouth. And finally they let the shark go. Where is the cruelty? I didn't see them all gathered around the shark, beating it with clubs and laughing. Please think before you speak so you don't make yourself look like a douche.

[xdxdoom]

@supersubsonyk I agree with ej3dj, your an idiot

[DCMKeelan]

@supersubsonyk how is he cruel its called fishing

[forzausa]

@supersubsonyk I agree,, what a total moron

[grendeljack]

Then he tea bagged it

[GoPlayMW2OrSomething]

risk getting your hand cut off to rescue your hook, thats what i call cheap.

[TRugeroni]

'The victim says the shark's teeth felt like one big cheese grater' LOL I'll bet ya he tried the cheese grater also

[martindabomb]

HAH "fish tail to tell" .. pun.. very good, very good.

[SharpeningNut]

LOL



[Anguirusfan03]

that wasnt really a bad bite

[Throatxwhores]

what an idiot

[phillipparent11]

Thats why you leave the shark alone you numb nuts

[Carbon657]

Sharks will only attack you if your wet apparently, I dont know if thats true or not but just to be safe I make sure I dont go outside when its raining, Its better to be safe than sorry, Id rather not take that risk.

[MrController360]

Dom ass!!!!!!!!!