One Lump or Two?

[8JoeKill]

i dont think that coffee antmore

[JonnyBoy1000000]

That's like me with my salsa. Every other bite I had a bunch of chile powder or hot sauce

[soulschant13]

Nalts rules!

[Comixfreak]

lol hey funny boy I hope you're cleaning that up.

Thats awesome!

[ajdpadbury]

Brilliant!:)

[masterwizard555]

mmmm diabetis coffee my favorite right after that i have some cancercakes in the morning lol

[snowbetty333]

that looks yummyy (well without the cereal)

[spiderstallion]

Add a few shots of Tequila in there!!

[GreenPencil305]

I'm serious. Nalts is such a jerk! First in one of his videos, he's makes his GPS system saying "Stinky Poopy", then he tries to steal candy from his kids, then he films a horse's penis, then he pretends to be Fred's dad.

Dare I mention the Butterfart?

[GreenPencil305]

Why don't you make like a pancake and get flipped!

[geffrod]

why don't you keep Nalts channel a bit cleaner?

[dragonlance99]

wth thats gotta taste nasty

[dnaed]

where can i get a nalts coffe cup plz respond

[GriffethBros]

to me, this is his best video so far. lol. i cried teers of laughter

[homicidemaniac]

lol

[iRockerNIMROD]

WOW. ur sick nalts...lol but your hystarical

[GreenPencil305]

Pee on Nalts!

[GriffethBros]

pee on your butt hole!!!

[icomposer3]

wow that must be a lot of sugar

[kerushiidesu]

Share plx.

[MandolinLennonHooper]

Sonofnalts looks a lot like Wifeofnalts. That may sound stalkerish, but it's true.

[ButterRivaLs]

Nice!

: )

ps product placement too! : )

[PlayingPanda]

where can i get a nalts mug

[SpdyZ9494]

" 'Cause your momma don't work here."

lol!

[M4ND3RZ123]

LOL

[scoobydoopikachu]

ok? how the fuck is this funny? you should have tried taking a dump in your coffee.

[Wirld]

You think that fecal matter is amusing? Grow up.

[cashregister5monster]

mmm yummy haha. im surprised you didn't try to put one of your kids in there too.

hes a great actor. :P

[bigt4616]

you needed to add some lollypops, thats y im giving you a 4.99/5

[cinderellasCurse]

btw, how much weight have you lost nalts?

[liamthemaniac]

lol your like jim carrey

[ciaomydarling]

I haven't seen Alphabits in years :)

By the way, you're fantastic.

and I mall in the same mall you mall in.

[xfoxymuffin]

haha, i had to read that last sentence twice to understand it. :)

[vourok]

a stroke in a cup lol!

[soccernerd200]

the perfect coffee

[allstarRB1029]

what the the stuff in the brown bottle? Vanilla extract or something?

[SamTheMan55555]

Mmmm, yup, can I have some?

[Time2Relax]

the nose pick at the end was a classic - made the whole video work =o)

[moomay11649]

SHIT!  That was funny.

[marnieleee]

Your funny...love to watch you..!

[ericthut22]

wat did u put in that

[dogpacks]

Lol, must have ended up crap coffee in the end XD

Funny vid

[mooitz]

Where's the Cremora?

[ericakaoru]

i love grant. he's such a cutie.

[Szbooks9]

This video made me smile - the expression on your face was just perfect.

[marquisdejolie]

You look younger in this video.

[Soildperfection]

lilkid is cute lol

[20rebeka08]

lmao

[hjarblan]

Maybe Three Four... NO!! A WHOLE LOT OF LUMPS. lol Looney Tunes

[Kytt]

I've got your new slogan.

Nalts: He's totally sprinkles.

[CloanLabs]

Hi Doll:

How's my favorite Genius today?

Just when I was about to send you email, complaining that you had not posted any new Nalts vids recently (I was seriously jonesing for new Nalts!) I see this (and "Comment Intervention," which I know isn't new, but it still tickled me)

So I guess I don't have to send that email now. Just a lesson to you Nalts: I know you have a job and kids and the whole fam thing totally going on (I'm so jealous of breeders) but you can't let us down! WE'RE HOOKED!

[RitZrunninrecords]

haha 4 creams and 4 sugars for mine...Nalts, your a little over cimpulsive, man lol

[MattieCooper]

Classic! I take mine black!

[whipyouwitawetnoodle]

looks delicious.... i gotta buy some sprinkles...

[soulshaker205]

Ummmmmm....ok.

[songbirdie5]

You love sugar don't you!! Haha!

[wreckofthedaylove]

i agree.

life's too short for black coffee

[bobbaks]

It looks like you've done that move with the sugar at 0:10 a million times. Something about it also looks amazingly like a friend of mine from college.

[Peachbaby777]

lol! good video.

I like fundip, but only the white chalkey stick part. i give my friends the rest.

[Chickaroo134]

Haha, that's gross.

[jule425]

That was gross. You little guy is adorable.

[MVaughnII0001]

lol...great.

[chicago85bearz]

so gross haha

[AsianTwinkies]

That's just gross..And your kid is adorable :D

[liv4evr96]

hahaha ew

[iArtemis]

I put syrup in my coffee. IT TASTES YUUMMY!

[phutzik]

Did you put dog food in there? Peanut Butter?

...I'm sticking with SoBe.

[cutelittlekitty1613]

hahaha that reminds me of the people i see at quickcheck putting so much sugar in their coffee I'm not sure how its drinkable.

[jasonmit]

A Hershey Kiss tastes really good in coffee. It gives it a light mocha taste.

[TheLilRedheadedGirl]

OMG! Nalts, i loved it... just so you know! that was priceless! i especially love his cute little bit at the end! GREAT STUFF MAN!

[ariapro7]

pure comic genious

[Addue]

perhaps you should just swallow a No Doz caffeine pill and have a yummy bowl of sugary cereal. lol

[Explosiown]

Would you like some coffee with your "toppings"?

[mountainmmama]

yes yes oh yes

[1kason1]

2 please

[strider7901]

Snort. That's my morning almost everyday!

[MyHorseHead]

Haha! Maybe try some coffee ice cream in it instead. Verrrrry tasty!

[leedorham]

There's a message in my alpha bits. It says oooooooooooo!

Those are cheerios.

[10mar67]

youo have a lot of light switches

[MAnaMaNA911]

thats exactly what i was gona put lol

[tickanie]

hey what is the title of the song you used for this video is it a Kevin Mcleod song? I would like to use it in one of my upcoming videos.

[ashleyakadavid]

*laughs* Random.  It made me smile.

[stefanz0r]

nalts sure has a lot of haters, lol

wierd

funny videos :-)

[R4ndomCrap]

I spent all day trying to figure out how this video could suck more. I didn't' come up with anything.

[kotsuku]

LOL

funny

got into a sugar shock?!

[FunnyCartoons123]

lol

[NaruFreak94]

lol

funny

[rhcpkicks1]

has any1 ever put maple syrup in their coffee? if so was it good?

[normank27]

fail to see the humor! i subscribed after watching mall pranks, most of this guys videos suck bad

[Deflin]

funny! How'd that taste?

[jurassicfollowing]

I think everyone needs some sprinkles!

[lordnob920]

lol! i wish my dad was this way. my dad can be a real stick up sometimes

[JeeprzCreepers56]

"Cause your mama doesn't work here"*shakes head up and down* lmao!

[artworkslive]

your kids are quite the little actors-too funny! and that brain tickling nose pick was priceless. ; D

p.s. that much caffeine is illegal in most states.

[JustStuff]

you don't know how many times i hear that from my kids.

Kinda wears ya down :P

[jryan9307]

i knew it would be more than sugar...

lol, now the people at dunkin donuts hate me when i order my coffee

a large french vanilla iced half decaf with extra cream and 4 sugars

[not to be racist, but the non-English speaking workers always mess it up]

it's a mouthful

-John

[jesdo1977]

Are you really a Japaneese racist? Huh, first time I've seen a JAP not liking blacks!

Well for the record there are a lot of blacks that live within lesser means and in some tuff ghettos within urban areas so I guess it would make since that they have more STD's, tend to serve more prison time, & have a lower IQ since most of them don't make it through school.

PS - Your and idiot and yes I'm white and lived down south for a long time where morons like you come a dime a dozen.

[beanybird]

ew... i wish my mother still worked in my home! it can use some tidying.

[ArmyNGWife69]

LOL ok... a simple no would have been sufficent!! LOL it was cute and funny though!! 5/5

[MysterySkater4]

more of a science experiment, than a coffee break :P

[Rippling0Blade]

You're weird.

[Lardothefox]

XD LOL right about the peanut butter part i was like.. wtf XD

[BodakinPeniso]

And the point of this video is- what. I don't see any message for this crappy video. All I see is a man trying to get attetion- only to be humilated. Your a clown who has no talent in creating videos. Get a real job, because in reality people are laughing at you. I know I am!

-Bodakin Peniso

[Resshuuken]

Do you take your coffee black?

[iseebathtubs]

you're strange.

too serious.

you are one of the people who needs rainbow sprinkles in the morning.

:)

[murrymalty]

wow, cos u´ve made loads of videos dumbass.

hes a man who ENTERTAINS people and makes them HAPPY. u should try it

[filmester]

haha! so cute ;)

[streetlightsx]

hahahaha i laughed very hard when you put fun dip in their

[MaktheKnife]

man, you got the caffeine plus the impending sugar rush from that thing, i can only imagine how much he would be bouncing off the walls.

[eaunan]

I love AlphaBits!! Yum.

[along1014]

maybe you need a spoon

[yanks1022]

Costco chocolate covered raisins..mmmmm

[wheateater]

Nalts is still posting these videos? Wow.

[sandythepoet]

the throwing the empty sugar packet over your shoulder on the floor...I've divorced men for less than that. :::sigh:::: poor wife of nalts, she has my sympathy

[missdivinestalls]

'Cause your momma don't work here!

HAHA!

[KidTapTV]

gr8 vid

[kkburnout]

in my world i drink that all day, everyday xDD LOL

[ItsLibbyMac]

:) yum!

[darkwolflordzane]

talk about getting hyper

[merlegamer92]

nice vid keep em coming

[ChocolatePirateGirl]

You are a coffee artist. I'm not worthy!

[Moocow002]

now thats my kinda coffee!

[batya7]

In Pittsburgh we call them JIMMIES!!!

[borgfeldt]

You think you have enough sugar? lmao nice vid

[ClefairyOfDoom]

Hmmm, some of those ideas looked delicious.

[ErikaPlease]

Ooh, which ones?

[patkav101]

cant say i ever got the joke where wasting food was concerned.

[proudminionofnalts]

so tasty!

[Chibiicap]

mm yeah coffee can never be sweet enough. but when you get to the point of maple syrup, peanut butter, and cereal..i don't think it's considered coffee anyone. more of a concoction

[nMEcStAsY]

you are the man

[xxilensyxx]

yupp thats the way i like my coffee.

[wildmanwesva]

"cause your momma doesn't work here"

[tishlikeafish]

Oh geezz haha

[thepianolover4ever]

yep. just put anything you like.

[JRxNewxGen]

Nalts man. your are thee shiz

[goose1977]

what are those at 0:30? they look like malted milk balls?

[psshion]

hahaha fun dip! i haven't had one of those in a while.

[artardG2]

wtf fun dip?

[NatureLoveGirl]

shake it nalts shake it!

[pokera75]

I loved it! But I love Fleetwood Mac even though I wasn't really alive during there time.

[dannye60]

you're one crazy man Nalts

[JelloSheriff]

"I hope you're not cleanin' that up" hahaha

gotta luv em

[funufanis]

haha

gotta luv em

[SeaActive]

A starving ethiopian snapshot at the end of this vid would have made it even more hilarious. Maybe a homeless person wanking in the back carrying a sign labelled, will toss for syrup?

[VinceThePrince101]

lol

[T0mBr0wn]

lol kwl!

[cocoman2121]

haha your face when you put the sprinkles in is priceless

[NTC904]

thx for the add, Nalts!

[GlazzedDonut]

lmfao my fave part is when u fun dipped ur coffee

[Elk4758]

LOL

[Espiriteus]

I'm sorry but the line from Eddie Izzard's Comedy Concert "Dressed To Kill" keeps running through my head: "I like my coffe like I like my women.... warm... with... a spoon in them...˘¿"

[cynlynj]

What must your children think? lol.

[360Degrez]

Well actually thats just one child. Hahaha!

[360Degrez]

Oh wow im an idiot. Never mind that comment. Its early and i didnt read. But if i were one of his kids id do it too!

[InJessicaWeTrust]

It got kinda nasty looking when you put the peanut butter in.

._.

[wiiguy20]

Don't be racist. Drink black coffee! :D

[7Trisanaty7]

....that was extremely stereo-typical....the hate of any race is racist. black, white, italian mexican CAUCASION =O not just black....

[Emada69]

man i havent had a fun dip in so long

[tronflynn3]

I just had a baby as I watched this vid.

[Furnifur]

I just put cinnamon in my coffee but we already established you got issues. Stage Dad

[Iluvh123]

WOW! kind of wasn't expecting that!

[drawer304]

put some chicken in there man! tastes guude!

[mikma]

for heaven sakes use grape juice man ...MIKMA WAS HERE

[fairy20tails]

wow Mikma, I dont think ive ever seen you post more than your 3 words lol

[mikma]

Some time you just got to speak up and say something :-)

[fairy20tails]

lol

[Furnifur]

when he does they are filthy three words

[Greendayrocks789]

haha that was awesome (especially the nose pick part xD)

[notescafe]

funny stuff

[dirkslater]

epic

[boobopaboo]

you so crazy

[xanthus1]

Haha, another great video, SelfofNalts.

[BzzFly]

This is the correct way to make coffee:

youtube. com/watch?v=ELZSeiTpOUw

[Addue]

hahahaha and I thought I made my coffee awfully strong.

[meghan20089]

I love hazelnut in my coffee.

[treasababe07]

yummm

[becausewedisco]

hahah, very nice sir nalts

[HippoShemp]

hahaha

[justavietgyrl]

mr. nalts, you rock

[ratfinker85]

Sprinkles/Jimmies just make everyones day, don't they?...can't help but smile when ya see/hear em! Thanks! Love ya dude!