@StarBurnedOut Soooooo, that's where u got the idea for pick up lines, huh??? Didn't u say u were going to bring a pile of pickup lines at school, Steven. They failed. I told u I'm a challenge... Hahaha. But this vid is convenient. I wornder if they have one to help chicks out...
Here's a really good pick up line!!! Follow a girl/boy. They will probably ask y r u following me and u say my parents taught me to follow my dreams. Works all da time!!!
Ok I think I got it for my situation.. Cute girl (actually slightly older women early 30s) working at walmart and I want to talk to her.. Lemme know how this is... "Hey I was just on my way to checkout but I just wanted to stop by and introduce myself, I couldnt help but notice you... My name is ____. (she says her name)... and then Im stuck. damn it! lol... HELP ME! lol After I say hi how do I talk to her later or ask her on a date.. she is working and I cant talk to her for a long time. =/
Lol, I'm not the owner of this video, but I think I could help.. :p
First, always smile and be confident, no matter what.
After you introduce yourself, you start with "small talk". And if your in a rush (because of her job), make it seem like YOU are the one that has no time for HER. Say a few complement then say you need to go, but before you go ask for her number. (Her Number = Asking her on a date kinda)
LOL this white guy comes to my restaurant saying the same thing to my wife every time, eventually my wife told him:" Stop it or I am going to have to tell you to leave..." Fail!
The thing is , all this bullshits makes sense to people who has problem dating, I mean the losers.
You don't need any of this crap, you need career, house , nice car, good manners, understanding, dress well, tidy, and treat women as a person not a sex object.
here is one i use after observing a girl i'm now friend with.
me:hi how you doin?
she: good and you
me:not too good until i get to know you better lol
she:mmm lol
me:by the way i'm jerry
she:respond with her name (keshia)
me:ok awesome, well keshia i notice you here in this exact spot every morning and i wanted to come have a conversation with you but the expressions you have on you face sometime tells me that you are a selfish and shy person that hardly talk to people.
wuts up you two?i'm on your channel,thanks for subbing,i'm enjoying your videos.i'm 35and had always been a social butterfly/hermit so,i went through awkward times with talking to females as i grew up.your videos remind me of my younger years and it's great,keep posting.
I always find..... "is that a ladder in your stocking or a stairway to heaven" works, or "are you a mechanic because your tightening my nuts" is a good one.
but if i were actually looking to build a bond with the girl, I feel like a direct approach wud be, not the best choice for those with not as good looks. LOL im just sayin.
i mean, ppl call me cute and good lookin, but im self concious time to time about a few acne, and some scars.
Because sooner or later, when i get a lavalier mic. i was planning to do a couple prank videos , and i'd be going to bakeries and saying the oldd cheesy line " is ur dad a baker? cuz ur buns are nice! "
yah and i thought it'd be funny. but thats just for jokes
Thank 4 the tips now i need to get that girl ASAP!!!
DaKillAhChApIn2k11 1 week ago
You come up to a chick & say slowly: U r so dayum sexy...(pause) And I am going to get to know you(pause) so tell me something about yourself.(smile)
Then, five mins into the conversation you need to tell her: "Hey, I want you to be my girl."
-10 mins into the conversation, you throw in a compliment, then five mins, three mins....
It's a Direct Game & it works very well, cuz what's the point of a Indirect Game?
Like Peter said on Family Guy: "Look at Quagmire! You know he's gonna close the de
Igoryok1990 3 weeks ago
haha, that's okay, I'm 5'3" lol
UpBeat364 1 month ago
As soon as i saw the asian guy i clicked why? O_o
OldNewstoUandMe 1 month ago
this dude jus sayd giant sexy banana.. LMFAO.
wazzupz123 1 month ago
HERES A GOOD ONE GET IN THE VAN NOW WORKS ALL THE TIME
TheMintyClan 1 month ago
woooow this is convient my name is steven
StarBurnedOut 2 months ago
@StarBurnedOut Soooooo, that's where u got the idea for pick up lines, huh??? Didn't u say u were going to bring a pile of pickup lines at school, Steven. They failed. I told u I'm a challenge... Hahaha. But this vid is convenient. I wornder if they have one to help chicks out...
Pugsramayzin 2 months ago
Wow chink ur a homo. U prolly don't get any girls. BURR!
Mangat8259 3 months ago
you may say im a dreamer, but im not
wiggyp7 3 months ago
HOLY CRAP IS THIS WHERE SIMPLEPICKUP LEARN FROM?
SpAdEsDrAkW 3 months ago
easier way...
steal her phone
when she calls u through her friends phone
pick it up and ask wheres shes at...
nice way to start :)
CarlOreally 3 months ago
Thanks! my name is steve! =D gota love my name
WizardSmoker 4 months ago
Dis helps alot
Cockroachfom 4 months ago
I'm not Asian but this was help ful xD
TimztubeAZ93 4 months ago
Do these tips work with Italians XD?
CalVoFrK6532 5 months ago
Here's a really good pick up line!!! Follow a girl/boy. They will probably ask y r u following me and u say my parents taught me to follow my dreams. Works all da time!!!
1407puppylove 5 months ago 36
@1407puppylove nice but wht if u are geting slaps?
shehzaadful 5 months ago
@1407puppylove i tried that and i got a charge for stalking
GirlzFail 2 months ago
@1407puppylove i think that would get me maced!
Labcabin96 4 weeks ago
FAG
dripz654 5 months ago
Ok I think I got it for my situation.. Cute girl (actually slightly older women early 30s) working at walmart and I want to talk to her.. Lemme know how this is... "Hey I was just on my way to checkout but I just wanted to stop by and introduce myself, I couldnt help but notice you... My name is ____. (she says her name)... and then Im stuck. damn it! lol... HELP ME! lol After I say hi how do I talk to her later or ask her on a date.. she is working and I cant talk to her for a long time. =/
OooHesGood 6 months ago
@OooHesGood
Lol, I'm not the owner of this video, but I think I could help.. :p
First, always smile and be confident, no matter what.
After you introduce yourself, you start with "small talk". And if your in a rush (because of her job), make it seem like YOU are the one that has no time for HER. Say a few complement then say you need to go, but before you go ask for her number. (Her Number = Asking her on a date kinda)
Game0Contest 5 months ago
@Game0Contest You!... Your good you... You.. your good!... No, not me, you!
OooHesGood 5 months ago
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Kiss your handsx10
Say your crushes namex15
Post on 2 vids
Look at your hand
Thelegobeast1 6 months ago
Subscribed, you're good man
Skatolotodo 6 months ago
Kiss your handsx10
Say your crushes namex15
Post on 2 vids
Look at your hand
Audiomasterguy 6 months ago
the best pick up line ever~!!! AY GIRL CAN I SQUIRTEL ON YOUR JIGGLY PUFFS?
dadrockik 8 months ago
@dadrockik you got that from smosh great people are spreading smosh everywhere
TheTCInc10 6 months ago
LOL this white guy comes to my restaurant saying the same thing to my wife every time, eventually my wife told him:" Stop it or I am going to have to tell you to leave..." Fail!
The thing is , all this bullshits makes sense to people who has problem dating, I mean the losers.
You don't need any of this crap, you need career, house , nice car, good manners, understanding, dress well, tidy, and treat women as a person not a sex object.
leoachilles 8 months ago
here is one i use after observing a girl i'm now friend with.
me:hi how you doin?
she: good and you
me:not too good until i get to know you better lol
she:mmm lol
me:by the way i'm jerry
she:respond with her name (keshia)
me:ok awesome, well keshia i notice you here in this exact spot every morning and i wanted to come have a conversation with you but the expressions you have on you face sometime tells me that you are a selfish and shy person that hardly talk to people.
she:oh really lol
jetspray3 8 months ago
I'm real in to this Asian chick she's philipino any advice?
sceptre1995 10 months ago
dog whisperer LOL
itztubby 11 months ago
ask an asian guy out!!! please make a video of that
DekiNoSama 1 year ago 11
@DekiNoSama give him noodles
TheNandopro 9 months ago
Please make a how to ask a asian guy video!
DekiNoSama 1 year ago
whoa u look so yelllow. no offence
MrNeobuxFan 1 year ago
@MrNeobuxFan
My guess is that it must be some sort of yellow colour filter light??
1NX9 9 months ago
wuts up you two?i'm on your channel,thanks for subbing,i'm enjoying your videos.i'm 35and had always been a social butterfly/hermit so,i went through awkward times with talking to females as i grew up.your videos remind me of my younger years and it's great,keep posting.
smurfsgot1 1 year ago
I always find..... "is that a ladder in your stocking or a stairway to heaven" works, or "are you a mechanic because your tightening my nuts" is a good one.
MindCrazedBanjo 1 year ago
but if i were actually looking to build a bond with the girl, I feel like a direct approach wud be, not the best choice for those with not as good looks. LOL im just sayin.
i mean, ppl call me cute and good lookin, but im self concious time to time about a few acne, and some scars.
Any insight on this?
p.s. sorry for long comments haha
OhSnapitsJuzDin 1 year ago
Now, I have the balls to go with direct lines.
Because sooner or later, when i get a lavalier mic. i was planning to do a couple prank videos , and i'd be going to bakeries and saying the oldd cheesy line " is ur dad a baker? cuz ur buns are nice! "
yah and i thought it'd be funny. but thats just for jokes
OhSnapitsJuzDin 1 year ago