Park Party 2

[skittles4538]

Ya i would have sex with your eyeballs

[skittles4538]

Ur sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooo hot!=D

[SophieInDigital]

Oh sorry,I wasn't listening....I was too busy thinking about having sex with you.

[xxpandabear8xx1]

Walk like a ninja. Walk like a ninja.

[JerkinShit]

louis ck :)

[randomnus101]

If I saw u at the park I would scream faint and go run and hug u what would u do pls tell me in ur next vid luv u !! -3

[iliekotters]

'bag of dicks' x)

[synyster215]

"He's gonna turn pink. And DIE!"

[KandTforlife]

If I were those people I'll be like, "Your coming home with me!" =X

[KandTforlife]

Would you get arrested if signed my chest but I was 11???

[mad1and1so1bad]

can anybody tell me where's this place

[xjocelyngoesrawrx]

"Hey, a black guy. Those are extinct here in Alabama." rofl xD.

And yes Swifty, I would want to have sex with your eyeballs.c:

[johnnijohnson1]

i would have sex with your eyes all dayy!

[guyudntknow]

I didn't no fuck had color

[soldwisch]

I want to go over there and play with you :D

[mandirawr]

"hey a black guy! those are extinct here in alabama." bahaha, i laughed so hard!

[Letmegotowonderland]

these videos made me lol so bad HAHHA

[kbrock101]

OMG 0:28 ME AND MY FRIENDS WERE THERE BEFORE!!

[SummerBarkley18]

Gosh your eyes are gorgeous!

[KateyBabiii]

make another one pleeeeeeeeeeeeease :) like a 3 then make a 4,5,6,7,8,9,10 :)

[skilletchick666]

walk like a ninja walk like a ninja

[HorrsRelm]

I wonder if any of those people found this video....

[TheBamaboy7777]

Hey Swifty I Live In Birmingham

[XxbreatheinlifeXx]

i love HIM!!! + his awkwardness

[stretchandsqueak]

its only awkward because because your alone.if i was there with you you wouldnt have given a shit about the awkwardness(:

[priestesszoey]

CAMECORDER? REALLY SWIFTY REALLY???

[SwitchfootCobra11875]

This made me feel so awkward. ...I am so going to do this. XD

[dropsThings]

I have a little sister so being in high school and going to the park is still okay :T

[missysarah101]

I'm with you on the albino part..when I go into the sun....I turn fricken gray... no joke

[MagicalGreenDragon]

I literally lolled at the part where you were talking to the people and then on the screen you were like 'and i'm a dumbass' hahahahaha.

[MegaOnionRings]

you're not albino, you have brown hair

[MagicalGreenDragon]

@MegaOnionRings thanks tips. 

[bowiewondergirl]

there probalbly like omg why the fuck is he ...omg hes probabbly gonna wank to this ...noo...wait why else would an adult visit a park in the daytime with a camera ...fffffuuuuuuccccckkkkk.....

[koopinFOBnMCR]

You are so fucking awesome

[kol561]

Hes gonna turn pink.

And DIE!

[leobaby126]

"dont stare at me you make me feel weird and u make wanna poop on ya" LMAO, wow... remind me to never stare at you if i ever get the chance to meet you

[jerzyjuggalette]

"hey a black guy " haha lamo

[CardboardMarzipan]

I love how he talks to people and just kinda laughs and smiles and then he walks away smiling all goofy and saying, "that was soooo weird and awkward" through clenched teeth. BWAHAHA. XD

[emilyandpollyoxo]

i wanna hav sex with ur eyeballs <3 :P x

[Leahbee14]

Your eyes are amazing :D

[floomification]

beginning is best thing ever x)

[mbhmbh5567]

I wish that was me saying hi. :C

[fabisus73]

Whenever I'm gonna be late to class now i tell my friends to walk like a ninja!! Lol

[fabisus73]

LOVE YOUR EYES SWIFTY!!!!!!

[marnozzle]

YOUR EYES ARE SO BLUUUUUEEEEEEE

[sunshine208100]

fuckin marry me!!

[UpsAnndDowns]

even though i rarely go outside im not super pale bc my heritage is indian lmao im very random hehehe

[ZombiesR4Family]

Having sex with yourself would not be gay, it would just be very narsacistic:)

[JonathansGurl91]

from know on when I walk......I'm gonna walk like a ninja lolz

[freehugsomg]

@TheNathancool54 google albino people then ask that again

[HollyJSinclair1]

"a whole dick bag of em"XD

[NickManor]

Sex with yourself is masturbation, not gay!

[saogurl101]

Extinct? LOL You should do waaaay more Park Party videos! These are the best!

[1Skittlepie1]

Lol it was 8am and I was at the park when I first watched this lol on my friends iphone

[hardstylecrowd]

lol awesome as if i never watched this episode

[HeeyImSydney]

" I think what they are probably all thinking right now is why is that albino guy even outside ? he's gonna turn pink . and die . " LMFAO n_n <3

[twilightcrazyfan25]

if only i had a quarter for every time i heard him say "weird" or "8:00 AM" :)

[XxxSexyPunkxxX]

tun pink and die lol not likely..... and likeing pink flowers doesnt make u guy it makes u tuff b/c tuff guys wear pink and like pink

[cammiii333]

awww ur so adorable

u gotta STOP calling urself retarded

u live in a really nice neighborhood

[oXShanerocksXo]

I'm scared...if i go to the park swifty will shit on me. :((

[jade0shinayd]

omg it was 8:00 when i watched this video!!! weird...

[ameliapas]

This made ME feel awkward. hahaha

[panzylotta]

Aww it's okay swifty, I'm albino too.. I turn pink too : DD

[kristovanskilazy]

woopadoopadoop

[Ourangeourgasms]

I would fuck your eyes without a condom on. :]

[zmk19]

you need to make one at Deibert park when there a school trip going on haha

[Puddingburger]

Actual chest? Lol

[MacaroniUnicorn]

i would kill to have a friend like you!!! :D

[sounthernhottie]

"your gonna make me feel weird and wanna poop on ya" lmao!

[vrocked]

Dude swifty, you have to get out more

[NeverShoutMoriah]

i would have sex with your eyes

[Risus1212]

@NeverShoutMoriah ...ow

[ismfoffan2013]

ur like really socially akward but its cute :)

[MegaBacktalk]

Ur albino???????!!!!!!!???????!!!­!!!!

[MagicalGirlBehoimi2]

@MegaBacktalk No... if he was albino he would be blond, have completely white skin, and pink eyes... 0.o he was making a joke about his white-ness/paleness...

[stevilarae]

haha they're being all productive with their lives and im bein all weird with mine lolol

[NinjaSmurfy]

lol did u notice you do a lil smile frown thing when ur thinking like : crap, was that weird? O_o... its really cute :D

love u swifty... come back to youtube!! we miss you!!

[LemingHead21]

its as bright as a bag of dicks!! a big bag of dicks! lol

[autumnstovers]

wow...

[lulastarr]

before we get to the skull fuc.... this happens to be my site and not my 10 yr old daughter's.....

[lulastarr]

My mom totally said she would have sex with your eyeballs...

[skylore1]

I wana f*** your eyes:)

[halerrs94]

IT'S OK SWIFTY! I too, am an albino :(

[TheBayGray]

I just want to eat your eyesballs they are sooooo pretty!

[angelicaex]

your sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo cool!

your the cutiest dude ever!<3

[KionaHataka]

i love your eyes :) SO HAWT

[danceiz4me]

Swifty, I'm white as FUCCK too, and I'm awkward.

So I'm pretty sure we need to get married.

and your eyes, and fucking GORGEOUS.

[basman2006]

it's about a year that you made this.

so it is time you make another outside video right?

[IssyRedbird]

"He's gonna turn pink....and die!" XD XD XD

[iluffedward]

I luv ur videoz!!:D

[Shikamaruluver123]

I LOVE YOUR EYES!!!

[Bandchick893]

I love your random videos like this! But not as much as I love you! I would love to just hang out at the park with you, that would be the funnest day ever! <3 And no I don't wanna have sex with your eyeballs, but having sex with you is a different story... ;P

[8bubbles34]

I love random videos like this

[Mikkihaha]

" I'm not gonna walk on the path ... That's what gay people do , oooh look flowers! "

[jessereed94]

WTF is with this video srsly. The only people that like this shit are desperate women.

[NinjaJelly1103]

@jessereed94 aparently you watched this so your a desperate women? Wow...

[Fuzzy0Magic]

More videos like this! (:

[GothFreek84]

"Walk like a ninja"

[k2wcherry101]

swifty if i saw you at the park i wouldnt make it akward......if ya catch my drift...

[GeorgeSampsonLover97]

I LOVE this video. LOL. It's just great! I would totally say hi to you and your camcorder if you told me to ;D

When you were saying about your eyes, like literally at that seconds, I though 'Wow, his eyes are blue. I'm so going to leave a comment about that.' Then I was like 'Oh wow, he read my mind.'

I have to say this video was actually awkward, LOL. They must have thought you were crazy but the video was really great. ;D

[Hippiegalworldpeace]

SO Funnnyyy (: (Y) Love all your vids never fail to make me laugh (:

[missMagicMemory]

omg is it weird that it kinda turned me on when he said: 'yeah thats right go deep into the bush and get raped'? o.O

[jsuarez629]

When i went to the park i decided to pelvic thrust on an old lady. O.e Thats not weird is it?

[classicstephh]

"walk like a ninja walk like a ninja walk like a ninja!"

[Punkrockpixie95]

Dude,I'mma freaking Albino too! Whoot for freakishly pale people!

[mccneener]

Dude you have beautiful eyes!

[iFawkedYourBF]

Sign my boobs:)

"haha, don't you want to have sex with my eyeballs?!!"-Swifty

[UKliveitup]

walk like a ninja walk like a ninja walk like a ninja LMAO

[supergal345]

If I saw u playing at a park like that I would totally go and play with u. I think doing weird stuff and playing on the kiddie toys at parks when ur older is fun!!!

[MCRnMSILOVER]

i wish you did more videos like this; like while your outside xx

[MCRnMSILOVER]

OMg when you said look how blue my eyes are i was totally thinking your eyes like reaally bluee!! xx

[supergal345]

Whenever I go to the park or I'm just in my neighborhood or something I avoid eye contact or I just stare at them and smile or do something weird to see if they say hi or not...usually they do and Im

Just all hey...(walk fast!!!!!)I will seriously star walking like a ninja if it's a guy that looks really creepy to me.

[kittylove0728]

Ha ha "A big bag of dicks." I love you Swifty!!

[flyforfun12]

WOW 2 or 3 black people on 1 day!!

[texascatlover13]

haha akward convos in the parks ftw :]

[ErrrrrrRia]

Dont shit on my chest :(

[ErrrrrrRia]

LOL, I love this ^^

[ahmayndah]

Awhh, I just keep watching the part when you say, "Not too much, you?". Your accent is so AMAZING then.

[ahmayndah]

When you talk to the man in the beginning, it was so cute! Favorite video ever:)

[ahmayndah]

When you talk to the man in the beginning, it was so cute! Favorite video ever:)

[ahmayndah]

Your so cute in this video:) I smiled the entire time;)

[tommmullen]

y dont u eva say perty?

[MeAndMyPurpleCrayon]

Pfft, I would totally have sex with your eyeballs.

[MrLadyLollipop]

Mmm yes I would have sex with u and ur masterbation worthy eyes..... Wow that sounded weird! Sorry, I swear I'm a normal person

[candyholic12]

I love ur eyes there so pretty I love that color

[1cooliest2dork3ever4]

I'm super pale!!! I'm paler than you! I actually got burnt after 10 mint of bring outside :(

[Kaylapaloza]

im just as pale as you! i live in GA, so we neighbors! you eyes are amazing! love them! i wish i had blue eyes but mine are green. haha "walk like a ninja, walk like a ninja!"

[ILIVEINANASYLUM]

lol I'm whiter than you =]

[WWEsuporterZ]

''walk like a ninja, walk like a ninja'' LOL

[probum]

i wanna have sex with his eyes in the park yay!

[dottiedottie123321]

haha ur so paraanoid

[totalyafreak]

omg i loved this video

[Mawok666]

omg i wanna go to that purdy part, it looks so damn GREEN... Australia is such a dehydrated country... someone needs to water it!

your eyes are so pretty out in the sunlight too =3 with your absolute white skin

why do you have to be so awesome, swifty???

[pinguizawesome]

hahaha xD u r awesome..thats all i gotta say Lol

[LovexMixForever]

Wow....yur eyes are like really blue...its pretty ;D

[SUPNESS12]

this is sad.... me and swifty are so much alike its not even funny ....seriously no lie

[AnonimosArtist]

The good thing about you being awkward is then I don't have to feel awkward when I do the same thing. It's like, oh well famous-y type people do it, so why shouldn't I?

[jonin276]

U does have nice Eyes. My eyes are the same color. I think im gay now....jk

[mtpink24]

Eyes are purty

[GabbyyD]

i love you eyes, they are sooo hot. seriously.

[yeseniaaaBATMAN]

i love your accent!:D xP

[adhmbcx]

He's gonna turn pink... AND DIE!!!

[DemoNxXxMe]

Having sex with yourself isn't gay... it's incest XD

[MrJipster]

hahahaha bag of dicks

[xxlittlexxfishxx]

whats the jingly noise that you make when you walk? haha i sound like an idoit.....oh yes also your eyes are beautimiss and now i really want to go to the park...

[duckmysick58]

:34 STRANGER DANGER!!!!!!!!!! matt: that stranger definitely wanted to buttfuck you =]

[Technotricity]

Aw that's so awesomazing that you're albino :] I'm pale and blue-eyed, but I'm not albino,,, :]

[DeliaR90]

"A bag of dicks. A whole big bag of 'em." Ha ha ha! You're great!

[CobraConroyx3]

your eyes are really pretty

tht probly sounds weird since your a guy

oh well :)

[zerofriends202]

He's gonna turn pink.

AND DIE!

lmao.

[woot9296]

Where do u live in Alabama? My step-dad grew up in Huntsville! Its beautiful there.

[SwizzTech]

cool dude i live in Huntsville

[saralaneinsane]

Lol, I don't know exactly what I should say.

1) Yay for pale people!

2) I think we should be best friends.

3) Do you think any of those people have watched this video and are like... "Oh man, I should have participated!"

[AshesToAshes001]

You should do outside vlogs more often. It shows us how boring normal people are and why we watch you in the first place: Because your special... in a good way of course.

[EternalSunshine09]

you should vlog outside more often. i know you have the MatthewBrianBrown thing, but actually go out, and wander in the presence of normal people, that ponder upon why you are holding a cam corder.

[jessicawonderswhy]

This video makes me feel weird and it makes me want to poop on ya.

[EZasPIE084]

u should cut ur hair like that again

u look sexy

[tehcaz3]

FFS!! i drunk some energydrink while i was watching and now there is energydrink all over my fucking screen..

[hatessundays]

hahaha i pissed myself your soo funny.

[molly13bored]

lmao

ur hella funny

[kags36]

LMFAO!!!!

[phatesphool]

having sex with yourself, gay? NO! ITS MASTERBATION!

[lanafiretwilight94]

like i said in the first one, PLAYDATE AT THE PARK BY MY HOUSE IN NAPERVILLE ILLINOIS!!! creeping people is fun, i amby the way very serious about this!

[RaiseTheOof]

awhhhh ahahaha XD i think its adorable how awkward and embarrassed you act in real life (cause inside your bedroom recording youtube videos isnt real life.. obviously).

[MyLovesgonnaFindYou]

I LOVE YOU SWIFTY (L)

[WALAKAA]

yeaah go deep into the forest and get raped. these 2 vids are the best u ever made. well ask swifty 1-8 are the best for ask swifty but yeah

[cejafoo93]

"i cant see worth a big bag of dicks!" hhahah

[Shopaholic4395]

God, Your Eyes Are Sexy. =d

Funniest Vids EVER. <3 Them =]

[xXDarkBlackKissx]

who wouldn't wanna have sex with yur eyeballs?! haha

"you should tell my camcorder hi"

[ModBeatnikGirl]

ur jingling lol

[usernameformychannel]

It's so funny when you say "short shorts". Is there such thing as "long shorts"?:)

This was funny.

Make more videos like this!

Maybe go to the zoo some day:)

Talk to the lion and ask him in person why he is such a bad ass!:D

[marifersh]

walk like a ninja luv it i first saw this when i was in computer class and the reported me because i was laughing a lot but it really worth it you're so cute and your eyes are so pretty n_n

[Argeenospleeno]

these are soo funny!!! my favorite of all ure videos. u should make more!!

[banana7871]

You're lucky nothing happened at the park. bad things happen at the park. they really do.

[Rockingrose101]

i watched this in class on my last day of school. xD

You swore I got in trouble. But it was totally worth it. :D

[Kenron1000]

I'm not gay but I would totally go gay for you.

[mj496]

fuck your eyes i wouldnt mind having sex with you! lol jk your eyes are really pretty

[Deathwish1225]

go deep in the forest and get RAPED!!!!!!! lol

[BBp111]

i know i want to have sex with ur eyeballs... :P and u ;P