"Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it." <3 <3 <3
Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four, shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out! --EPIC--
And thus did the English gain their reputation as horrid cooks. Who eats breakfast cereal with orangutan? Everybody knows apes are served with toast points and berry compote.
"parody and sarcasm or those whom are as thickus as a brushest)
Thou shalt stone thy brother, make war, create biochemical plagues, withhold the
free gifts for profit, sell many DVD's and books in my name. For you are bullshit Artists, serpents laying adder eggs in whore houses with windows of the very people you murdered. Amen.
First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it
This inspired the 40K Black Templars' Orb of Antioch, right down to the shape.
Heh...gotta love the British and their humor.
DropPodFullOfPonies 2 weeks ago
"Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it." <3 <3 <3
plunderkitten 1 month ago
What are the monks doing up on that hill? Admiring the view?
Langsorigingaleia 2 months ago
lobbest
j00ztube 2 months ago
9GAG
TOCO10TOCO10 2 months ago
Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four, shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out! --EPIC--
swalter101 3 months ago 3
One rabbit disliked this.
teshanovic1 3 months ago 8
FIVE, IS RIGHT OUT!
Never fails to make me laugh.
yalreetdeeyas 4 months ago
THAT RABBITS DYNAMITE!
Sturmdude 4 months ago
Pies Iesu Domine
Dona eis requiem
CAHiredGun 4 months ago
And thus did the English gain their reputation as horrid cooks. Who eats breakfast cereal with orangutan? Everybody knows apes are served with toast points and berry compote.
UncleBurney 5 months ago 3
1 person was bloweth to bits by thou grenade.
MegaAdgjmp 6 months ago
LoL looks like holy grenade from Worms =)))))
duongngocvuminh 7 months ago
@duongngocvuminh yes, that would be because this is where Worms GOT its holy hand grenade.
skellious 7 months ago
lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it!
HIN30N 7 months ago
Made my day. :)
Zeroeyez 7 months ago
Thumbs up if you use this on Minecraft.
ThumbUpThisComment 7 months ago 5
He looks like Ian from smosh
koolmoedee95 8 months ago
"Who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it. Amen" Best. Line.Ever. LOL!
jfluter 8 months ago
One...Two....FIVE
Moosic1337 9 months ago
...And the Lord did Grin... EPIC!!!!!!!
Muncewedo32 10 months ago
On a rating of one to five... SCREW IT! This masterpiece is beyond comprehension!
TheFirecracker75 10 months ago
Pie lesu Domine, Dona eis requiem= Pies, O Lord, Grant them peace
TubaMaverick 11 months ago
5 is right out!
Ryogu 1 year ago
"parody and sarcasm or those whom are as thickus as a brushest)
Thou shalt stone thy brother, make war, create biochemical plagues, withhold the
free gifts for profit, sell many DVD's and books in my name. For you are bullshit Artists, serpents laying adder eggs in whore houses with windows of the very people you murdered. Amen.
Take this atomic bomb and count to three!!!
Jezzz some people have no sense of humor.
whereismygracejesus 1 year ago
Thumbs up if you heard this from fallout new vegas
3roadstochoas 1 year ago
@3roadstochoas
sorry bro i heard this from the movie
420warmage 1 year ago
I can't believe FatBoy Slim sampled this!
32tim32 1 year ago
First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it
PWGKamakazie 1 year ago
"Lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it."
Now thats funny.
ProtestantIRA 1 year ago
Pie jesu domine, dona eis requiem.
mushuvve 1 year ago
"1, 2, 5!"
celerlymuncher 1 year ago 3
" And the Lord did grin"
williamcg1979 1 year ago 2
@williamcg1979 Best line of the whole scene!!!!
Muncewedo32 10 months ago
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i love this movie!!!!!
Masterchiefanatic21 1 year ago
i love this movie!!!!!!
Masterchiefanatic21 1 year ago
'O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy.' Amen!!
maruxshadow 1 year ago
priceless line : "OH LORD BLESS THIS THY HAND GRENADE"
johnjobf 1 year ago 2
lol gay voice
X3freako 1 year ago
@X3freako Thumbs down.
thehate448 1 year ago
who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it! hahaha great stuff.
1991MRjesse 1 year ago
shall snuff it!! Lmao
MsMichaeljackson14 1 year ago
Orangutangs... Breakfast Cereal... Fruitbats...
ThatMan0verThere 1 year ago
did this scene for school a few days ago
Camsta97 2 years ago
That dude's voice is Hilarious!!!!
TrueGamer181 2 years ago 44
@TrueGamer181
That's Michael Palin
0spiker 1 year ago
5 is right out :P
typhoon136 2 years ago 4
I never tire of this. Never.
Leonesse1 2 years ago 61
love this movie
todoanth 2 years ago 3