Let's Play Final Fantasy XIII #076 - Super Tentacle Hentai Porn

[Disturbed4Eva10]

This part has over double the views than the previous...Nothing to do with the title. Nope. Nothing at all.

[HCBailly]

@Disturbed4Eva10 Yeah, I learned my lesson.

[XavierAliatos]

DOINK!

[cmsasuke17]

I fucking hate those Tonberries. They are such douches, hard to kill and they kill you instant death. They all reach at a douche level at a magnitude so great that's it not even funny, especially on FF5. Oh god I despise them on FF5, they do instant deaths all the time and the spoils aren't even worth it.

[RaxusCarnelli]

10:20 HE JUST UPSKIRTED LIGHTNING!

[Ragnamune]

Tonberry stole your kill!

[xSeraphym]

9 people disliked this video because they were disappointed that this wasn't ACTUALLY super tentacle hentai porn.

[coolguy10221]

15,000 ppl came to find out it wasnt porn... all the other vids have 15,000 views and this has 30,000... lol perverts

[goldenbaster22]

Is that little green monster from the ff crystal chronicles

[harrowingsorrow]

Hah! I Agree!

[meotwisterix]

Because of the title the top two comments are the same!

[TheWillymoo]

@meotwisterix best comment ever!

[mdebourg35]

ummm where did that tonberry come from??????

[OperationSigma]

damn you Baily, damn you. you`re title has made this incredible awkward to watch this video...

[lightningfarron1231]

lightning is duh so sex-c

[bubzilla101]

losers!

[TheNeCafe]

um... 10:21

nice timing on that pause there HCbailly...

[WindReiter10]

Well sorry HCBailly I don't have any popcorn but I have cheese balls. (Shut up perverts!)

[popguck]

Ton berry is no instakill? wow that sucks

[MrInfamouslyFamous]

@popguck It does have an Instant Kill attack which takes a while to build up.

[mhall47685]

Will Final Fantasy Versus Xiii ever come out? Find out next time

[gholgate8]

Geez! Master Tonberry! Everyone's Grudge was the bane of my existence the first time I played Final Fantasy VII.

[Ninjamonkeyking93]

8:48 I don't need anyone else.(snarls and hits wall) I have UROBOROS.resident evil 5 reference for those who is wondering

[Aizen280]

is this play on ps2 or ps3 ?

[gjpacman]

youtube search has failed me once again...

[ThomasakaDes]

Hope they`ve changed how those flying ci`ets come to you in XIII-2, it`s so retarded that they take so much time before they touch you :p

[afstandopleren]

a Pokemon Sudowoodo reference?

[GanondorfKingofEvil]

Ah...A Tonberry...such bad memories. Especially when going through the hell of beating it and finding out that it's exp. is completely NOT worth it. At least in X-2 it's good enemy to face off against to get more dressphere abilities.

[FearT3HxoxTaco]

Because of the title . . . all of the suggestions are either hentai or pornography...

[SchlossRitter]

Cactaur is a plant, so of course it's weak to fire. I'd think plants would like Water.

Speaking of Dragon Quest, I happened to find like-new copies of both DQ4 and 5 for the DS recently. Have got gotten DQ6 and/or played through yet?

[stonewallkotdm]

@HCBailly You like Lightning's quotes, but there's something about Vanille's various noises that I find incredibly hot. "Yay, US!" So cute.

[Kairi56469]

Because of this darn title, there's hentai results all down the right!

[wayouttherestranger]

The first time I played this mission I about crapped my pants when I saw the Tonberry take out the Undying in one stab.

[SirZidane]

apparently the hearts and brains of tentacle hentai porn monsters are located in their ankles

[NosgardSC]

Ha! you know why I hate Turtles so much, Bailly. you know why...

[TheApprenticeSage1]

Wow, I have never seen a Tonberry run that fast before. He must be working out.

[Turner459O]

This part is going to get more views than any other video in the LP, solely because of the title :P

[KentoKaima]

I guess tonberry doesn't approve of tentacle hentai porn,and he stabs anyone who does ^-^

[MrLuigi66100]

i got super lucky on this fight due to lightings instant stagger

[DemonSlayer622]

@JenOtaku123 you got tonberry ownd

[buddah1978egypt]

no sure if this was answered, but when they have seen you just stand still seems the best way ^^

[Zachattack2490]

lol super fishy shin stab!

[Zenryu7]

Got to love the classic FF design monsters like tonberry and cactuar.

[msaman2110]

it was only a matter of time before he used this title

[mgsfan002]

i love the badass music when your fighting tonberry. LOL

[SuaatanaTube]

Hehe, you must be crazy to throw Lightning of when she is riding you? Damn straight.

She could ride me anyday, she is sinfully sexy videogame character :/

[Bqxvids]

Lol u should hear Lightning in Dissidia Duodecim. When she says Thundaga!!!!!! Rofl

[Shadowff61337]

You can hear the Super Tentacle Hentai Porn if you play the video backwards....

[GreenNationArmy]

i love vanielle voice acting its soo nice

[Smily613]

*looks at title of episode* =D

*Finishes watching episode* D=

[crosawood]

that little guy is a p.i.t.a in FFX-2 First time I played he killed me and with the shorud that makes them not able to see you can you get a near stagger on the adamantlid

[crosawood]

that little guy is a p.i.t.a in FFX-2 First time I played he killed me

[crazykidfromschool]

The game designers should've had Fighting Fate play while you're fighting the Tonberry. xD

[TehSephirothSpirit]

Epic title. LOL

[thekyster07]

Bay is a pretty nasty attack. The only thing I wonder is why it's called "Bay"....

[comicfire]

@thekyster07

Baying is like howling. Not used too much nowadays.

[Disc1995]

at about 7:00 i swear hcbailly says fuck it

[elementalterror]

Hc, we are getting more and more and more insight in your nightlife....

[ieatforbreakfast]

why in the world would a cactuar be weak to water? its a freaking cactus for crying out loud!u

[TheEsperchild]

@ieatforbreakfast Cactuars in Final Fantasy games are often weak to water, for whatever reason.

[nixlegio]

Anyone else wanted to fight that Undying instead of the tonberry? It looked badass and different from the rest.

[MrThEsTaN]

@12:17, I wouldn't either, I'd just ask for more

[crystalblade20]

Possibly the best titled HC video yet.

[blackswan707]

Yay, Tonberry! It doesn't quite feel like a Final Fantasy game anymore without them..or Cactaurs, for that matter. This one had 777,777 HP to go along with the 777% stagger point, for the record.

[infernapecritic]

The Tonberry's attack should've been Shank.

[Sjirly]

Cactuar and Tonberry were the best...

[Waterwish545]

A Tonberry battle without "everyone's grudge"? Whaaaat....

[SirPercivalGallant]

Super Tentacle Hentai Porn...AND HE DIED!

[ZeroRaijin]

In Radiant Historia, it bothers me that there are no diagonal sprites when you're waling around. I've ben spoiled.

[Gamed16]

WHAT!? i remember having to fight the tonberry like 4 times!!

[AsiRed13]

HCBailly i love to see u do an lp blind i mean without playing the game :)

great vids

[Neepwah]

DOINK!!



[SoloXIDrip]

Master Tonberry? No, just regular Tonberry

[tdbnasc3]

Being weak to fire makes more sense than being weak to water since he's a cactus.

[Mr12355732]

guess you like a woman who takes charge

[UltimaKeyMaster]

5:45-Double Rainbow all the way across Gran Pulse? =D

[akumaru666]

So every girl should carry with her is a miniature toberry it's like their taser against tentacle rape!! lol

[itachi4492]

Can't wait to see your strategy for Mr. Many-blades! Also, when the Tonberry hits you, you lose a buff.

[BLOODBANE678]

*poke*

ARRRRRGHHHH!!!!

[Redsoxboy77]

scorpion does say that in the new mortal kombat

[Nevahwins]

The Pulse Robots are from Midgar D=

finalfantasy.wikia.com/wiki/Sm­ogger

Okay, they aren't, but they look so much alike!!

[TheDragoon9713]

@HCBailly I know several people have mentioned this, but I thought I'd tell you in a nice way, if I stand still, they come no problem. Sometimes it'll work even better if I use Snow, but that might just be me.

[ShadowWolfRising]

wouldn't it be awesome if a Tonberry was a party member in a final fantasy game?

[FamilyFtw]

Every time Tonberry stabbed me on this mission i swear that was my heartbeat.

[FenrirWeapon]

That reminds me of that sidequest in FFXII where you think you're about to fight a giant behemoth but then it gets killed by a rabbit which turned out to be the boss

[TianaSidhe]

Wow, FF is swiping from Lunar now? Although the Zenobia in Lunar: Silver Star Story is far sexier than this one...

[ShadowWolfRising]

@TianaSidhe

Zenobia is also Ogre Battle actually.

[NinjaMinkzx]

Press 6 for Super Tentacle Hentai Porn!

[sbcmarine81]

Yep Scorpion still says "Get overe here!" and "Come Here" in the new Mortal Kombat game. If you ever get a chance to buy it or rent it, it's must! Some of the Fatalities in that game are nice and gory...Noob Saibot's Fatality is a masterpiece .

[screamoCORE14]

God, the title is so misleading :(

[Rave7557]

I LOVE the Tonberry

[blarghblargh5]

the undying that got shanked disliked this video... i guess...

[geistrath]

I remember Tonberries in FF11...

Ugh....

They had a Grudge attack that was dependant on how many times you've killed Tonberries before... and then they had "Everybodies Grudge" where it dealt like 999,999 damage because it was grudge but with EVERYONES tonberry kills currently on line.

[LightFykki]

LOL at the title! xD

[NoviceartistJC]

Quick fun fact for you HC. You wondered where your buffs went on Sazh earlier in theTonberry battle. Well, everytime Tonberry hits you, you not only take damage, but he debuffs you ( that would be the little heart beat sound you hear everytime you get shanked.

[DrMcMario]

HCBailly, I just love how you end your videos.

[gregdrako]

Old good Tonberry. Big legend of FF monsters.

[CBear2014]

I FUCKING HATE TONBERRIES!!!!!

[thechronicle619]

why didn't you just name the episode: historical funny foes or something like that ???

[TheDragoon9713]

@thechronicle619 Because H.C. likes SUPER TENTACLE HENTAI PORN! (I think he may also like Pok'emon, but that's not related to this topic)

[itachi4492]

@TheDragoon9713 Ohhay Tentacruel!

[silvertigrex]

you should take on the Cactuar Prime. I have a pretty good strategy for it, and it gives a ton of CP.

[Torqegood]

Cactus are plants, not Sudowudo, which are rock. Plants are damaged by fire.

[dragondook]

FYI scorpion does say get over here, just thought i should point that out.... i know i said i wasnt going to watch this lp but... cmon, tentacle porn

[Bftskon]

i was upset i didnt see the tags super tentacle hentai porn :(

[slocrump]

Damn there HC you really shoulda warned us not to Google ''Super Tentacle Hentai Porn'' I tryed showin my buddy this video by goin through there and...it did not end well...very awkward for everyone. LMAO JK. Awesome video.

[ValisHD]

tonberries Master of da SHank

[pooponparade]

hmmm, i confused this video with the porn i was watching... either way, it worked

[PsychoKrazyTime]

The Tonberries in FFX are actually very easy once you know how to fight them. I found a great trick online that basically prevents you from taking any damage at all.

[TheShepardSaga]

*yawn*

btw, anyelse think Tomberries are cool?

Anyway, cant get my mind of this certain FF VIII requirement of SLAYING 20 GODDAMN TOMBERRIES X_X

[PsychoKrazyTime]

I'm gonna play Metal Gear Solid 3 after watching this ;)

[pornace]

I love fighting the Cactuars because they're such good sports.

[MrTreecko]

@HCBailly TO make thosse flying Ce'th get into battle with you more easily then stay standing still. After a coupe of seconds they should get into battle with you. That's how I always did it

[4039cameron]

The other day I was playing this game and I paradigm shifted, and lightning stood there. Glitching. Not attacking until I shifted again. I was like "wow, she really does sit on he ass!"

[DivineSlayer1]

apparently the one person who disliked this thought it was actual super tentacle hentai porn. (mmk now that thats cleared up) great episode HC!

[nixlegio]

LMAO, HCbailly. Your attraction to Lighting makes my day everytime. :) Oh and your bashing and teasing of Vanille, can't forget that.

[kenezbian]

Whenever I activate a Cie'th stone, I always wonder what Lightning's would say if she were to become a Cie'th.

[Tonberry2k]

You're welcome.

[WolfTwili]

Mission 34, my favorite mark in the game! love cutscene and the fight and the enemy

[Dsilink]

6:30 why do you want to take down the champion ?

are you working for the chantry ?

oh wait wrong game

[Raltzer]

Love the Tonberry battle. Its even better than they didn't muck up its design.

[MindstormXL]

I like how the tonberry used the eidolon battle music rather than normal boss music!

[DivineMoogle]

actully he should be weak to fire cuz cactars are a plant, And also if he was weak to water that wouldnt work in general he should absorb water hence hes a plant

[neberboi]

what were u doing hc bailly? u have to get close and just STAY IN ONE SPOT :P

[fuoren]

Tonberry battles were always dangerous in Final Fantasy XI hehe But i still love those little guys :D

[AhziDahaka]

Zenobia? Who did that L'Cie-turned-C'ieth Stone think he was, Lodis?

[hutyro]

i think its kinda wierd that a Tonberry is runing fast

i mean, in other games they were slow as hell

[ArceusG]

What couldd have happened if the Tonberry didn´t came?^^

[BritishHitProduction]

i have a tip HC to get those guys down to fight............. STAND STILL!!! just saying

[somayoshi]

I LOVE the tonberry! *ROFL*

[BlitzkriegOmega]

Tonberry should have been a LOT harder...

[Jimbobob5536]

Can't wait to see you do the Faultwarrens.

[lsthatadeer]

HCBailly is beta xDDDDDDDD

[MathcoreShuppet]

Wait... did HCBailly just call a Tonberry CUTE???

[JadedChoirboy]

you must be crazy to throw lightning off when she's riding you. . . i know i wouldn't. . . lol'd

[MathcoreShuppet]

08:38 "It's time for Super Tentacle Hentai Porn!" *tentacle start coming out of the ground* o.o

One-hit-KOs an Undying and licks his knife afterwards... What a scary way to have your kill stolen.

[klaymeister]

Scorpion says get over here and come here in the new Mortal Kombat

[Jimbobob5536]

Gigantaur. Hate that mission so much. Complete luck based 5 starring.

[Begaria]

Why would a cactus be weak to water? They absorb water. That's how they survive in the desert to protect themselves from the extreme heat.

[Made4542]

When are these missions gonna be over so the plot can continue?

[ZodiacSword1]

*Sees Title*

Yay!

[king504babyboi]

He still says "Get Over Here."

[Suzumushi100]

hey hcbailly now that you have the growth egg are you still grinding off the behemoth king and the wolf monster that you showed earlier?

[lovesthebass]

@Suzumushi100 I believe he mentioned he is not grinding at all in this LP.

[superanimeniac]

for the gigantaur mission, you just need to unlock the cactuars(that cutscene with sazh)

[Werewolf211]

To make those flying enemies get into a fight with you... just stand still.

[GruppeSechs2004]

Ya know, HCBailly.  The more beautiful a woman is, the more bullshit you'll put up with!

[PolarPhantom]

Scorpion still has his classic quotes. To be honest, I'm not surprised you won't play it. It's probably the goriest game ever made.

[TheDragoon9713]

@PolarPhantom Pfft, I'm 14, and I've played some PS2 Mortal Kombat games. As well as one for the X-Box360 I've been destroyed in the weirdest ways...And some of the time, thought it was funny.

[PolarPhantom]

@TheDragoon9713 Yeah, but HC himself has said that he doesn't like uber-violent stuff. Unless it's funny.

.....Like Robocop 3.

[Svenchen87]

I find it kind of interesting that the Mission 33 is a prerequisite for the mission in Sullya Springs. The mission descriptions seem to relate to each other even though it is literally impossible from a logic stand point.

[redch0c0b0]

well it does make sense that Cactuars are weak to fire because, well........ HE'S A PLANT ISN'T HE???

[leon777leon]

I belive he still says "GET OVER HERE!" in all the mortal combats XD

[Kuribohcoast]

Tonberryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[NSProductions1432]

HCBailly, wouldn't it be better to use Fang insted of Lightning? Seeing that shes really good in saboteur, plus she can have massave strength.

Well, thats my suggestion.

[superanimeniac]

@NSProductions1432 I'm guessing he's sticking with lightning for a couple reasons:

1:post-game, fang is hands-down your best leader, so she'll be getting a LOT of screentime

2:enkindler=godly for group battles when you can't normally just 2-hit enemies

3:fang just isn't nearly as good a ravager till post-game, and, especially now, chaining is important.

[NSProductions1432]

@NSProductions1432 Okay, thanks! But for me, I like using Fang!

[belgariontheking1]

Lol I love how when you said you had to kill him before he used bay, the little screen popped up that he was using it. Fortunately you killed him while he was in the middle of the animation for it

[thundreturtle]

Why would a Cactus (cus that's what that little green thing is) be weak to water (being a plant and all)? *Cactuar*

[superanimeniac]

@thundreturtle I think cactuars are traditionally weak to water, and resistant to fire(being desert plants at all. overwatering a cactus easily kills it-they can actually only survive being watered every month or so.

[thundreturtle]

@superanimeniac Yeah, as soon as I read the reply I remembered (Discovery Channel) :D my bad

[superanimeniac]

@thundreturtle boom de yada =)

[Tlovhak]

GET DOWN HERE !

[kingkrown24]

Lmao when that tonberry killed that undying it was such an epic win! ^__^

[GruppeSechs2004]

@kingkrown24 Very anti-climactic to say the least! lol

[studentalex21]

Scorpion shouts GET OVER HERE!! when you grapple your opponent

[Veowe3]

nice title.

[starfox416]

scorpion says get over here! come here! in the new mk

[IBraskieI]

Another way to fight the Cactaur is having a COM/SEN/SYN combo with Lightning/Fang(or Snow)/Hope with Lightning as your leader. The trick here is to NOT attack the Cactaur until it grows two stages. This is when you can start attacking the Cactuar again. Eventually you may switch to COM/SEN/RAV for more damage and COM/SEN/MED for healing. You won't get a 5 star rating for doing this strategy - but getting 30,000 CP is totally worth it.

[IBraskieI]

@IBraskieI Correction: 15,000 CP without the Growth Egg, 30,000 CP with the Growth Egg.

[pious83]

Well, Tonberry obviously doesn't like Tentacle Hentai Porn