Added: 2 years ago
From: sxephil
Views: 905,400
Sort by time | Sort by thread (beta)

Link to this comment:

Share to:
see all

All Comments (3,503)

Sign In or Sign Up now to post a comment!
  • also, why do you have to wear a jacket in June? lol

  • Did anyone laugh at the lame intro? lol

  • U r funny shit

  • outbreak... loved that movie

  • only highlight of the entire video was when you made fun of rush limbaugh, the rest was pretty damn annoying

  • ha why does everyone hate this guy.. its really funny

  • fuck this guy sucks

  • f*ck Defranco!!!

  • u r so fool phil could someone imagin him while some bad boy yealin at him gimme ur watch fool !!!! lol :D

  • Comment removed

  • fugly fuck

  • 2:11 - 2:17

    best part of the videos

    rest is shit

  • Fuck u monkey molester

  • heydudehowsitfeeltogetatasteof­yourownmedicine?iguessitsoktoe­ditoutallofthegapslikeyouhaved­one.imjustbabblingnow.ontoanot­hertopicyoutubeisaplacewhereyo­ucanpostthedumbestideasyoucant­hinkof.peopleeverywherepoststu­pidcrap.letsseewhocanseemtobet­hebiggestidiotintheworld,tryto­beatphillheisprettydumb.

  • everytime i wanna see something nice he always pop and star talking!!! DUDE...SHUT UP

  • esti yer fatiquand cette osti danglais la yer partous pit plate en criss barrer le donc de youtube

  • You gringos are so stupid.

  • pause at 1:11 popye face?(:

  • Too bad Megan Fox is a lesbian

  • queer

  • Defranco is a sellout...confirmed at 0:49.

    Never mind, confirmed that 684 uploads ago. Great job belittling the man who fights against the police state that you call "a great idea" at 2:00.

    Stop selling out your species scumbag!

  • i dont get why people make these kinds of videos

  • EVERYBODY NEEDS TO BACK THE FUCK OFF!!

    THIS GUY IS GREAT AND YOU IDIOTS DONT HAVE THE INTELLEGENCE TO SEE IT. NEVER HAVE I SEEN SUCH A STRONG HATE FOR A GUY WHO JUST WANTS TO VOICE HIS OPINIONS. AND BY THE WAY INSULTS ONLY LEAD TO NO GOOD SO STOP THE FUCKING COMPLAINING ALREADY DAMMIT!

  • What pisses me off is the videos that I want to see, I click on, and it isn't about the subject half the time... it is this clueless jackwad ranting, trying to get famous as a pseudo-intelligent fartface.... The video has very little to do with Megan Fox you butt scab.

  • @PowerWes well acutally he is famous nd will prob be more sucessfull then u ever will..

    he doing what he likes ... u dont have to be an ass about it -.-'

  • @PowerWes you're a douche, you know this, right?

  • hh

  • FUCK YOU Littleneck FAGGGG

  • worst 3 minutes and 10 seconds of my life. nice northface fleece d-bag

  • God I can't express how much I hate you and how lucky I am that I don't have someone like you in my life.. Burn in hell shit bag.

  • LOOSER

  • GOLDON

  • ohhhhhhhhhhh fuck you|||chi cazzo sei??????

  • Comment removed

  • @tauranz Would you honestly Shut Up dear lord EVERYONE hates it theres no reason to announce this and also theres no reason to make him the top comment - _ - Now that we have that out of the way. Have a nice day everyone!

  • I like 7-eleven. But why does it not like phil?

  • you are really annoying.

  • Your videos suck.

  • Its amazing how much a guy can talk and say absolutely nothing.

  • you should STFU!!!!!

    less talking please!

    get to the POINT!

  • Hey, I think about cookies all the time and I'm not gay!

  • lmao i looked up the president of iran and i totally got the cookie thing baha

  • haha like your theme

  • jesus internet hero get a fucking life!

  • if it wernt illegal i would kill you...

  • I like you shows very funny.

  • your like andy dick's retarded cousin

  • @alika22gibson Get a life hater.

  • Let me save you some time,guys. Megan Fox it's at 2:13 , for the grand. total of seconds.

  • noob

    hate you channel :P

  • @1funkydunky1 Get a life hater.

  • why does everyone hate you phil?

  • @S0she3lpman because he is not funny and tricks people into watching his videos.

  • @evilbeaver181 lol u shud be the one thats ashamed lol u watched this video to watch megan fox thats how pathetic you are, i watch it cause he makes good points on world issues not 2 BOOBS the shape of the WORLD

  • @chaoskiller223 I dont give a shit about megan fox's tits jizzrag ,i watched this so i could give my opinion on the prick in the video, who just so happens to be unfunny and misleading. Next time, please don't insinuate that im a brainless idiot who only cares about the female anatomy.

  • @S0she3lpman Because the mentally handicapped shouldn't be exposed in public.

  • @S0she3lpman I love him..He is Awesome

  • @S0she3lpman agreed... the last 5 videos iv watched of his have had top rated hate comments D: #donotwant

    i still love you phil xD

  • u should try out for some gay porn movies...with that mouth u would do a career...imagine it all full black d1cks...awesome dude...

  • mate u talk to much,stick a fat 1 in ur mouth and fuck up

  • link is broken.... T^T

  • Guys and Gals hav you seen this shocking secret of

    Mcdonald's yet? GO 2 MY CHANNAL TO KNOW ABOUT THIS

    SHOCKING TRUTH!

  • i scared

  • Hi! Little gay????

  • this guy is hilarious. hes way better than david letterman.

  • How many times did you cut this shit? Don't even mention stupidity. It's like calling the kettle black.

  • im not offended, but my bro would vote for ron paul, and i would 2 except im a minor and my bro was a minor at the time

  • Scientist one: we just found a bacterium that's one hundred twenty million years old!

    Scientist two: Let's revive it!

    The world: FFUUUUUUUUU-

  • **He moves away from the mic so he can breathe

  • isnt tinyurl porn

  • WOW. GIVE THIS CHILD SOME RIDELIN (OR HOW EVER YOU SPELL IT)

  • This guy is a hoe

  • @LilyBella33 i love independent internet video

  • Check Out the videos!!

  • she looks like Frida Kahlo

  • i wanna see what this megan fox thing is , but your so fucking annoying...FUCK 

  • "OMFG CNN #FAIL !"

  • @UltiGamer101 atleast its unbiased and true news ... fox news is fail i think is what you meant!

  • @midgetking101 you don't get it, do you? It's a joke..lol

    Rewatch the beginning of this video.

  • hmmm they released a new bacterium interesting i should check that out thanks for philling me in

  • im glad to be stupid so that i have a good reason to watch your videos that tell me i'm stupid <3

    xxx

  • copious amounts of awesome in this video!

    love it :)

  • Who has a big enough ego to post on twitter and think that anyone gives a fuck what they are doing

  • @mixituprawr alot of ppl

  • My neck hurts me when I watch you stupid fuck...

  • @adnanharvester Dont watch then you dumbfuck...

  • And whats wrong with Ron Paul?

  • Fuck u sucker!

  • After watching this video i had 2 different types of std's only known to animals :/

  • Think about cookies?

    You think THAT guy is a funny comic?

    He's the reason I stopped watch Carson Daly.

  • you sound like brian griffin

  • when you said the iran presidents name i thought you said "ima get a jacket"

  • watching this just put my heart rate up, this guys video production methods are tiring to watch

  • you are annoying,i just want see Megan Fox :(

  • SHUDDAFKUP

  • omg tht was the funniest intro ever!! the song thing haha

  • your very cute/hot!! lol :)

  • in die duetschland =) most likely spelling or grammar errors in there...

  • Hey that's not nice iHeartshia2009 and smaidiga2008, now you've hurt Phil's feelings.

  • hey youtube is having a competition so to enter you need to put a q between you and tube in the address bar. no lie

  • Я ни хрена не понял. I don t speak englishe!

  • They're kicking him out coz it's time for him to be done with his room at the hotel, you stupid shit. Haven't you ever stayed at a motel and they told you that you had to be out at 11o'clock or they'll kick you into the street? Or do you just live under a rock and not have a brain. I hate people who can't think for themselves.

    ~ asshole troll

    ps. I'm doin' your mom, doin' doin' your mom!

  • @Foojum no

  • Here are 2 things,

    1:why are they kicking you out?

    2:why the hell are they resserecting a damn breed of bacteria if they are trying to keep us a clean as possible?!?!

  • 5 star for out break dude i love ya vids

  • Well you are hateful.

  • Ron Paul should be our president. : )

  • i agree! :}

  • lmfao 00:13

  • LOL, always thinkin' of cookies.

  • Wow. Boxxy's Brother. Gawk...

  • ...If everyone believed everything that was on the internet, Boxxy would be the dictator.

  • What is that thing on the left behind him? Is it a bed head?

  • the north face!

  • Ya informed just like you say my dad invaded my inner sanctum. Maybe that just reminds you of a time long ago....

  • PEW PEW'S!!!!!

  • ok, phil, look, im iranian and i agree that hes the biggest douche gay faggetty asshole sucker of all time, of all time, (kanye west) but common dont make jokes about people getting killed.

    by the way, ur show is awesome and im happy that your close to get 800,000 subscribers

  • dirty vagina :P

  • lol dirty vagina

  • yeah...the gov't can broadcast their signals but they changed from analog to free up the frequency band and enable us to more efficiently use our available range.

  • =P~ Megan Fox :D

  • You look, act and sound like Andy from the Office.

  • @BrutalGrindCoreMetal

    Yeah I know :D

  • 0.16 - 028 xDDDDDD

  • anyone else look at the megan fox pics and think germany must be really cold

  • @miked156 Your fucking retarded bitch.

  • @miked156 PFF HAHAHA

  • i guess you like it to talk so much in such a short time phil xD but funny^^

  • mmm...cookies

  • You're absolutely hilarious and informative!!

    Phil ftw!

  • ahhh brought back so many good memories at waffle house and whataburger.....good times......goooooood times

  • The best thing about your videos is the pace.

  • We would be better off than we've been in 50 years if Ron Paul became president.

  • hell ya!

  • well she isn't gonna go away, she fuckin sexy so deal with it, :P

  • she's so hot..doesnt' matter what she does..she again was voted worlds sexiest female.. 2 yrs running. torontops com!

  • omgs lol.

  • Its kinda funny how this was posted on my birthday and its one of my favelrite videos from you.

  • campbellrocks-no one really cares...

  • I know this is rather old, but it is illegal for a cop to sit outside of a restaurant and or bar to catch people drinking and driving. As you said, it does drive away business, and thus isn't allowed....now to say that it doesn't happen, totally different story.

  • TEXASGIRl grow up Megan fox suck cocks and is a bich i hate her she killed a kid!!!!!

  • SHE KILLED A KID

    WOW I LOVE HER

  • LMAO Texasgirl1011, what are you a tarp?

  • i got caught at jack in the box the cops thought i was high but i was just tired

  • she's not a bitch dude... shes pretty damn cool. dont be jealous cuz she freakin hottttttttt

  • do you get paied for this?

    btw i only started watchin this but funny as fuck mahn:L

  • Is that how you got syphilis?

  • COOKIES!!!

  • you know you morons that come on here and leave a comment giving phil shit only helps his view count right? sxephil is awesome

  • assfool

  • not bad.... but seriously, man - can you do a 3 minute bit w/o sewing together 50-60 takes? I'll say to you the same thing that I said to my girlfriend's gynecologist... "Fluidity is important"

  • @ dbonn that shit makes it more funny...

  • HAHHAHAAHAHAHA you're so funny and creative... HAHAHAHA YOU ARE SUCH A CARD...

  • Faggot