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  • they thing they r coooool

    

  • @0.6 lol, such an awkward smile :3

  • lol i noticed that 2 XD

  • LOL his smile is so epic :D

  • get away from my cake EH!

  • nom nom nom bitch! for caption

  • you are too racist

  • all black people do drugs

  • I do not know I luv to smile ^ ^

  • Ha ha! The guy getting the photo was awesome! He did the 'Smile/No Smile' thing brilliantly!!

  • omg i love dasss end.

  • u shouldve held up a chicken wing

  • Wow and you say black people racist yet you won't to use n bomb obviouddily need to look in more. Before. Useing it around the wrong black person has consquences instead useing another racist remark grow up and be mature and turn the other cheek.

  • He almost said the n word!

  • yo give him some koolaid

  • HA HA HA!! HE LOOKS LIKE THE OMG CAT!!!

  • Matt's face at the beginning killed me.

  • Metallic looking booger hanging from your nose.

  • They almost didn't make the movie Friday because the producers thought it would be stupid to make a comedy where nobody smiles.

  • Caption:No KITTY! THAT"S A BAD KITTY!!!

  • Haha Jay's so cute xD

  • we dont smyle bcause we re not clown

  • Not even funny...ignorant Cracka. !!

  • w@t d@ h311 uu ju$t c@11 m3? THUMBS UP FOR BLACK GHETTO PRIDE

  • lol the caption i would give the cat photo is MY BIRTH DAY BITXH

  • That dirty ass yellow sock!

  • That's not true, im black and i love to smile all black people are NOT the same!

  • we all know he was going to say ninja there ;)

  • lolits racist tat you held up grape soda.

  • Wtf.

  • The black guy is cuuuuute.. ;]

  • not all black people are the same! lots of blacks smile you dumb idiot!

  • :D  :|

  • :P everyone can smile. poeple who don't smile are just acting stupid or just don't want to take the picture

  • Another white person wonder why black people do this or don't do that lol... You can confuse us, but you won't never figure us out. Every race of people are on the black mens dick. I love being black, in this white man's world we the one thats chosen ^_^

  • @Impetrate420Justice "You wont never figure us out"...? Uh... Thats a double negative...

  • for what the white people did to the black people throughout history and if you were to reverse that, then i don't think white people would smile either.

  • flash a food stamp card in front of him!

  • @cbrhawk1 I find that so very funny.Piss my pants funny.

  • @cbrhawk1 lol wow

  • the reason they never smile is because there always mugg shot pictures.

  • hold up a piece of kfc or cup a koolaid or watamelon then fo sure he will smile

  • @morbidisfun1 ok man thats just wrong

  • Hees black he doesnt know how to smile

  • @jbaytheman44

    Just don't type, I'm black and I smile - A LOT. You idiot!

  • aaaaaaaa DOODLY DOODLY DOODLY DOODLY DOODLY DOODLY DOODLY DOODLY DOODLY DOODLY DOODLY DOODLY doo:)

  • Lol :D to :|

  • i just love how he can have the cutest ever smile and then instantly switch to the "WHAT CUNT" look

  • cuz dey is nigguhz

  • LOL at the gang signs

  • Come on just smile you nigg... lol

  • I have been subscribed to this guy ever since I saw this video over a year ago. I can say with 100% cetanity that this is by far his funniest video and the rest of his work is complete and utter shit and never have I have laughed at another one of his videos

  • @dduble07 Your mean...

  • @dduble07 thats mean

  • Lol it was funny wen you held up the little toy "ba doodly doo doodly baddooly doodly doo doodle" XDXDXD

  • the smile after he saw the purple drink was huge. hahaha

  • Its so funny/racist that he smiles the biggest when matt holds up the grape soda!! =D.. I like grapess

  • Well it is because we are still phased by the oppression that our people have faced over the history of the world. We were taken from our dungmade huts in africa and put on boats that shipped us off to America, where the darker you are the more hated you were. We can still feel the whips on our backs... just saying.

  • @loveXfameXvanity I'm pretty sure you didn't go through all that xD

  • @loveXfameXvanity just saying.

  • @loveXfameXvanity Oh, for the love of crap.

  • @loveXfameXvanity  it didn't happen to you && probably didn't happen to anyone you know sooo shut up && chill out.

  • @loveXfameXvanity wow, learn some history because some "africans" had sold other "africans" as slaves for money and other purposes just like freeks and romans sometimes sold others to the europeans therefore "africans" are just as guilty as white people so shut the hell up.

  • @AriSmariHaha HAHAHAHAHAHAH! Everyone who relpied to that, you are honestly stupid. It's called a joke, that whole paragrsph was a huge Troll, and you guys were dumb enough to believe i was being serious. And its funny how oyu have nothing better to do with your life except comment on youtube comments, i mean really?

  • haha i dont smile in pictures :O

  • hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­! oh god! I love the the the grape soda xD

  • I'm in the process of becoming a Canadian citizen...now I'm second guessing it...

  • Oh my gosh STFU with all the long ass comments on this video =_= it was made to be funnyyy nt to have a racial debate. I'm black, matt didnt even really say nigga it cut off at nig- XD white or "caucasian" people in the passed oppressed blacks. get over it. You used the word "nigger" as something bad spewed toward us. So therefore. I personally dont like it wen u use it. (unless getting proper consent from a black person haha) Cracker (a word i really dnt use) is called payback in a way i guess.

  • @quinnece Wow really?... you tell people to stop with the long comments but yet you leave a long one? That makes no sence to me

  • @BloodyObjectives Its called sarcasm and irony my dear.

  • @quinnece That's the word I was looking for thank you for telling me that...It still aint right

  • The all mighty Law of the Universe will make sure that balance is all ways there and no man can't fucked with that. So before saying something negative about another so called "race", you better take another look at yours.

  • to form a new nation. A type one Civilization. We will come to realize that there is no such thing as race. It's all about the different speeds of vibration that we all are vibrated to. I think I've been so deep into science any, that all of this shit is just one big school of though. A holography paradigm. I love Dr. Richard Feynman. I was just letting those guys know that their is fucked up things to say about every so called race on this planet.

  • "You can never be better than your source." words of a wise buddist monk. its doesn't matter how much you think you invented. Their still trying to figure out the how blacks built the pyramids and they didn't have computers. so what does that say man. LOL!!! their is a raise, and full for all. but I can tell that most of them that commented negatively towards me can't understand the law of balance. No one and I mean No one can all ways be on top. But now we are coming together as one.

  • Their racist hate towards blacks is played out. My friends asked me why was I wasting my time on garbage. And mind you, I have friend of all races, and for conditioning we like to get in a think tank, and say some of the most racist things to one another. It conditions us to be impervious to that bull shit. I have black friends that laugh at shit like its nothing, they know the truth. I think a person is really strong when they know most dislike them base on deceit, and still willing to forgive

  • Yea I know, but some of things I said like nigger scraps. It's just my way of showing those who are racist towards blacks, mainly whites, what could be said about them. Everyone came from the black seed, and I think its so fucking ignorant when someone is putting their own origins down. You always got one fucking idiot that will try to go around it. Dude whites came out of blacks simply put. LOL!!! But I shouldn't not have said Nigger scrap, I'm bigger than that. plus I was just having some fun

  • LOL dude I'm not black, I'm Asian LOL LMAO. That's was cute though I like that one but you guys have to come with something better. You use to be better back in the day now all of your insults are out dated. And how can I believe a lier that fuck animals. LOL you guys lie, cheat, and steal to be on top. so I don't believe what you guys say. And black people invented the white man or (kind of man). so what does that say. LOL

  • @Haqichaqi THATS not racist...

  • LOL dude I'm not black, I'm Asian LOL LMAO

  • The last time you had pussy is when pussy had you.

  • "Yes it issss!!! FUCK YOU!!! & I FUCKED YOUR MOM!!!" LOL!!! I can see your no challenge. LOL!!! NEXT!

  • @Haqichaqi Whoa now buddy...you want to start a race war? Well, let's have one. You said that "(whites are a) weaker version of a black person." Do you realize how stupid that sounds? Let's look at Europe...what do you see? Nice countries and good communities (at least the ones that are white) Now let's go to the “superior” Africa. What do you see? AIDS, starvation, death, war. They're still living in mud huts. Oh, and did I mention that if it wasn't for whites you wouldn't be on a computer?

  • Yeah lets fuck things up , and play hero. Just like I said the world was fine until you guy were invented. push your deceit on someone else. dog boy You people lie, cheat, and steal to be on top. You guys are going extinct you are fucking weak. Your genetics are fucking weak. You guys fucked up their culture now your in China, and japan trying to fuck up my culture. Push your fuck lies on someone else you dog. Its funny how those people you say those people live in huts, are they fucking dogs?

  • Are those people that live in huts fucking animals? I as far as the computer goes It was for my race you guys would still be stuck on DOS. don't let the media fool you. You guys are so fucking deceitful man, its not even funny. LOL!!!

  • If it wasn't for whites we would probable have something much more better then a computer. I can tell your mind doesn't go far. 

  • @Haqichaqi How so? If it wasn't for Whites you would still be in Africa swinging from vine to vine in search for the nearest banana. White made electricity (Your computer, Your phone, Your Air Conditioning) Light Bulb, Airplane, and so on! Whites made the most things out of any other race. Just search up "White Inventions." We made and discovered pretty much everything! What have other races made? Chinese surly made gun powder but they never took it further than the cannon.

  • You fucking nigger scraps. You better study DNA mother fucker before you talk shit. All races came out of the black race. You fucking nigger scraps. Your white pale all race can't even withstand the SUN HEAT OR UV RAYS, and you guys fuck animals.

  • LOL why black ppl dont smile wow... im black tho

  • why would u say that

  • C'mon!!! Just Smile You Nigger!!!

  • "C'mon" is not a word idiot. You fucking nigger scraps. You better study DNA mother fucker before you talk shit. All races came out of the black race. You fucking nigger scraps.

  • @Haqichaqi Yes it issss!!! FUCK YOU!!! & I FUCKED YOUR MOM!!!(:

  • Your friend is too cute. :]

    And you're cute as well.

  • Thats the best 'black'' guy you could find? Fail. 

  • aww what is this crap? cmon smile u n*^%#!

  • Smile you fuckin nigga :@

  • 0:30 i love that!

    lol,

    love you matt!

  • i wulda busted a load in ya mouth

  • you bitch! did i say you can have come cake!??! huh?? hell no!! we must have AN....DANCE BATTLE XD lol hope you like my caption. <3

  • was soll der scheiß

    den ist nichts besseres eingefallen

  • typical pussy eatin all the sweets in the house

  • 0:01

    

  • you are crazy man hehehehehehehe

  • were just to cool for that

  • @Coleymoley1 he he funny -.-

  • Haha.

    That made the sunshine come out.

    And people need to get over themselves (and learn how to spell)

    It's youtube, grow up.

  • :I

    :3

  • :I

    

  • U JACKASS I OUGHTA COM OVER THERE AND CHOKE THE LIVIN SHIT OUTA U

  • lol, grape soda

  • is that the blackest guy you know?

  • isnt jay usually a shortform for Indians? this guy looks brown not black

  • awwwww,kinda racist..

  • I don't smile because the picture always turns out crazy so I smile a little bit then I have a straight face as soon as I see them go to take the picture :D

  • i would use toyota technology to destroy ads

  • U gay turtle licking peanut butter cookie

  • OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU DEMON TROLL?!?!?!!?

  • Gang singn :D

  • 1st caption: AHHH A CAT!!!! 2nd caption: (cat): This is the WORST catnip ever.

  • >:U why?! After i let you rave for 8 hours straight?!!! How could you???!!!

  • this video makes sense. now i understand

  • 1:27 - GIT OWF MAH CAIKE

  • my capyion: GIT OWF MAH CAIKE

  • hey cat stop eating my cake

  • Why don't black people smile in photos? The same reason musicians don't smile in pictures - they don't want to!

  • i usally do smile, but sometimes if people get annoying and start taking random pictures, i do the same thing as the guy in the video

  • That dude ain't black tho. 

  • @tallbeauty Actually, He Could be black . Slash was black and he didnt look black , but this sint about Slash . Awesome Video tho ^-^

  • He looks black. I bet you think that all black people is suppose to have this specific like right? You got fuck black people out their that can pass for spanish, and white. You guys are so fucking dumb.

  • @tallbeauty he is black, he just ain't black enough

  • my my fucking cake bitch

  • Lol lm black and I think this shit was funny. Im so stupid lol

  • You shoulda held up some fried chicken

  • ROFL! hes so cute

    I love u Matt

  • omfg hahaha

  • what a gay style you guys have

  • ate 1:07 the picture was taken when he was smiling

  • BITCH ATE MEH CAKE.

  • he has nice teeth :-3

  • GRIPPIN AND SIPPIN SOME PURPLE DRANK. My friend kayla is the same thing. She calls her self a nigger sometimes, it's funny as hell. We do to, and make black jokes, she makes white jokes. don't like it? Fuck off none of your buisness.

  • lmao

  • i was the 99,989 veiwer.

    so close!

  • LOL all the black people are allowed to call us crackers and then we cant call them niggers? WOW! "Leave Yo' Ass for a white girl" Line From The Song Gold Digger... BY KANYE WEST! If whites ever said anything like that but about a black woman then the media would freak....I read this speech and this black woman said that racism is coming back but thats not the "Cracker's" fault. It's their own fault. I ain't racist. I'm a cracker.

  • @RizzoxXxDEEMOS abit late but dude wtf crackers is nothing many years of slavery and being raped and being called nigga usn't as bad as a food

  • @RizzoxXxDEEMOS the difference is u guys let i dont wanna say us cause i dont call white ppl tht but yah i think if i see a blck person call someone a cracker no one wud do anything about it but if u say nigger everyone will lik turn and be lik did he just.....

  • come on just smile u N... funny but not so funny

  • lol grape soda

  • dat aint funny u cracker

  • FUCK YEAH! RACIST STEREOTYPES FOR THE WIN!

  • Freaking hilarious! I've been trying to figure it out myself.

  • come on just smile you nig....oohhhh its on now

  • hahaha that was fuckin awesome!! love the smile bro!! fuckin kills me ='D

    its sort of ridiculous but I enjoyed it :)

    my caption- AAAAHHHHH HEY MAN WTF?? YOU DAMN CATS!!

  • Wtf!!!!! Dude u really messed up with the n word. Kind a funny... Til the end. I'm white and it made me feel bad for u. What were u thinking? Careful....could get ur ass pounded on.aren't there any blacks in Canada? Bad move...

  • @outlaw3365 im sick of this, okay not to be rasist but why do black people get to say stuff about white ppl all the time and whenever we say it, its a HUGE deal. u dont hears jews saying stuff about germans now do u?

  • eh eh come on (holds up a grape soda) lolol i love this shit

  • reallly funnny and great videooo!.....untill the end

  • I LAUGHED MY ASS OFF AT NIG-- XDDD

  • my caption- my kitty likes your chocolate. (just think about that for a second...) lmao

  • @breakingbenjamin686 8 year old immature kid joke

  • @breakingbenjamin686 go stick a log n ur ass

  • Haha we always wonder the same thing.

  • I hate how if you put one thing about a black person in a video the is racially frowned upon you get every racist online comment something completely fucked up

  • Lol he's not even black nd blac ppl do smile dumshit I'm black

  • @TheJayt14 Maybe you just THINK you're black...

  • "so now whos the animal here?"

    " at least i not the one still peeing in his bed"

  • hey for all the haters. so for black people they cant chose to be black or not. and i am not saying its a bad thing to be black. i know a lot of people who would want to be black. trust me. but you guys are just being super racist and i think its time that people should just accept people for who they are and understand that they are not that way because they chose it. god.

  • @jessicalove97 "Want to be black." (You have 1 Error) Did you mean... "NOT want to be black"? (Yes)

  • @wwefanworld what no? i ment WANT TO BE BLACK.

  • @wwefanworld Oh Please. That video is just a prank. It's not an opportunity to express racist ideas. I enjoyed it!!!

  • No! He made a big Error. He meant to say, that he know that every other race on this planet mutated out of the black race, and that he's a fucking idiot for disrespecting his origins. Your the waste or diluted, and weaker version of a black person. You fucking nigger scraps. And if your a white person talking shit, how can you when you can't even withstand the SUN HEAT, AND UV RAYS, and you guys fuck animals, and stink like dogs.