Brass Eye Gay Navy

[tennysonjmckinney]

Too Much! Great Mockumentary! I see some people actually think its for real! Idle hands are "the playground for the devil!" I bet your mom said that to you many times growing up! Im glad you never listened and grew up to be such a devilish imp! Love you - xoxoxox

[ciaran3707]

Republicans should have used this against the abolition of Don't Ask Don't Tell.

[irrepressiblenobody]

@ciaran3707 Since obama is against gay marriage as well , they having nothing else to worry about when it comes to 'teh gayz'

[EscapeFromF5]

they MUCK ABOUT.

[murdoch279]

Love the marching on deck. Genius stuff. Morris is the master

[Applemask]

I love that Gina McKee was in Brass Eye.

[FreefallFilmmaker]

"It is essential for every man on board to be able to dress a penis wound."

[TherymasterWidnes]

Genius



[randomvideowatcher]

I thought gays in the navy were put on a fairy boat.

[jwrome]

this looks like the onion.

[supercoby123]

they can't swim looool

[boomdaboomboom]

'engaging in some anarchic clotheness-ness'

[kiuhy8]

'bean spiller' on the dinghy :))))))

[Destroyer2319]

Gay as a window? Must be a pane to have 'em on board.

[ThePrice8]

Homosexuals can't swim, they attract enemy radar, they attract sharks, they insist on being placed at the captains table, they get up late, they nudge people whilst their shooting, they muck ABOUT! Imagine...the fear, of knowing you have a gay man on board a boat. When you retire at night you think to yourself, god will I wake up and find everyone dead? You can't run a ship like that

[AngloAm]

"Homosexuals can't swim..."

[Thewonkandfriends]

DRESS THE PENIS

[uncled39]

Brass Eye hasn't dated. Nothing to touch it. Why can't we make TV like it now?

[judgenutmeg1977]

@uncled39 Brass eye certainly hasn't dated. The problem with making original, thought-provoking, imaginative and witty, piss-funny television, nowadays, is that there isn't an auidence to watch and appreciate it any more. The majority of the general population are too dumbed-down to realise that Two and a Half Men is shit and Micheal Mcyintyre is a talentless cunt.

[uncled39]

@judgenutmeg1977 I think you've hit the nail on the head there.

[superderbysuperrams]

Never seen anyone in the Navy with a tash before, taking gayness to a new level!

[artysmokes]

"Captain Bruges, why are you being gay with your men?" So surreal.

[UKComedyFinder]

"imagine the fear of knowing you have a gay man on board a boat, when you retire at night, you think to yourself, God... will i wake up and find everyone dead? you can't run a ship like that"

[cleverandrew123]

Best Brasseye story.

Genius pours out of every line.

"Anarchic clotheslessness" has to be up there as one of the best Chris Morris-isms. Along with his delivery of "They muck about".

[david552]

@cleverandrew123 "anarchic clotheslessness" is almost certainly inspired by the scene in Catch-22 when Youssarian insists on accepting a medal whilst naked.

[loloman2001]

"He seemed to be indulging in some fit of sort of anarchic clotheslessness....which cannot be tolerated"

Absolute comedy genius

[loloman2001]

"He seemed to be indulging in some fit of sort of anarchic clotheslessness....which cannot be tolerated"

Absolute comedy genius

[ImmortalYawn]

Bronski Beat - Smalltown Boy, awesome choice!

[gwuido75]

Honestly this will never age...Every single bit of it absolute genius...I think we will all have to wait a very long time before anyone ever comes close to producing something of this calibre....

[pullupboy]

HMS gooch

[Cloudlesssoul]

Love the way he says 'muck about' with such indignation. Hilarious!

[flyworld3]

Sexin his gun!

[vaxiawval]

well done, Master-at-Arms, jockstraps are clean and correctly worn!

[beadlehands]

"Like when a nurse puts a Babys winky in her mouth, to make it go quiet".

Brilliant.

[smartbomb05]

LOL it's nice to see Amanda Pays of 'The Flash' tv series, has a sense of humour :)

[TheQuicheMandrill]

"homosexuals can't swim, they attract enemy radar, they attract sharks, they insist on being placed at the captains table, they get up late, they nudge people whilst their shooting, err they muck about. Imagine.......... the fear of knowing you have a gay man aboard a boat, when you retire at night you think to yourself 'god,will i wake up and find everybody dead?'............you can't run a ship like that."

[MrEggcake]

@TheQuicheMandrill Thanks for repeating it.

[edtri19]

HMS Gooch Lmfao

[Skytroop]

WTF????

[dallew]

Captain Bruge looks rather like... Peter Hitchens

[coetmor]

Luv the thichk welsch acccsent

[seadeamon]

absolute classic! Brass Eye was one of the funniest programs ever made!

[aldoon]

Homosexuals Cant Swim and They Attract Enemy Radar!

[dannylovinglisa]

@aldoon HA HA HA HA HA CLASSIC

[fludblud]

DRESS HIS PENIS

[RicardoNagle1]

They nudgst people while shooting, haha.

[starchild9000]

4.19 -4.42 epic xD

[Khild565]

they muck about...

[Mathertron]

LMAO I just found this video to expressly write "....they MUCK ABOUT!" in the comments....fuxkin genius!

[Khild565]

lol i love the way he says it.

[SethKlan]

LOL

[mjlynch712]

Just everything is Brilliant, the pink shoes, bean spiller etc etc

[nikon005]

shes interviewing him on a boat lol

[youknowituk]

I'm not sure anything's come close to since. I LOVE the use of language.

[ZizousDoudou]

check out newswipe on ch4. same vein. u'll like it.

[liamharrison3]

"dress the penis"

love dreadlock holiday in the bg

[Miyamoto10]

why people say in the Navy are just Gay people ?

[thebandcoca]

men stuck on boats and in submarines for months on end with just other men. it's just a stereotype, and this is extremley funny

[welshfilmbuff]

Does anyone know the name of the song that starts at 1:02?

[mjlynch712]

If you mean at 3:02 its Bronski Beat - Smalltown Boy

[welshfilmbuff]

@mjlynch712

Nah, I know that's Bornski Beat's "Small-Town Boy" (brilliantly used it is, too) I'm talking about about the music that plays in the backround of the "documentary footage" at 1:02. I know the later on, the music changes to "I Don't Like Cricket" .

[mjlynch712]

Sorry, Only song i can think of 10cc - Dreadlock Holiday

[EscapeFromF5]

@welshfilmbuff SMALL TOWN BOY!! thank you, i was looking for that song for ages!

[SpookieLoveCookie]

gay as a window!

[MICKSKY69]

I think the point is how scarily like current affairs shows this is, not the navy itself....

[92451721921892113]

penis wounds

[Stantzs]

it is like writing history with lightning. And my only regret is that it is all so terribly true

[waltbobney]

fuckin idiots, im in the royal navy been in met loads of people not of which r gay, u stupid faggoty internet geek scum

[chbrules]

Keep telling yourself that, nancy boy.

[andabottleofbread]

lmao

[jcarroll1593]

the navy isnt fighting for their country they are butt fucking each other on a boat trust me i had 2 be on 1 for a month im in the ARMY

[M44resto]

The majority of the Navy is gay men. 100 men go on, 50 couples come off. Buttsecks and ass piracy is rampant according to google.

[milkminotaur]

Your joining the Navy, then.

[Chauncy666]

Too much exposure to the royal navy can give you bum disease

[animalzoo123]

We saw you groveling a gun like a man's cock!

[blackjamm]

I thought she said "gobbling"...

[odst000a]

why the fuck does ever one say the navy is gay there are fighting for the there country aswell so why does they say the navy is gay

[lulzmaster]

You didn't know the Royal Navy was full of puffs? What a wanker.

[japanesesweet]

It's a credit to Chris Morris that some people are fooled into thinking this is real.

Alot of comedy and satire ages but anything to do with Chris Morris comes up fresh each time.

[cuntscab555]

4:10

[fortheswarm1]

ahahahaha, he looks like a girl running away.

[westcoastnigga23]

lmao, i love that guys statement at the end, this whole thing is hillarious lmfao

[westcoastnigga23]

how long did it take for them to realize the captain was queer, surely the whole thing with the constant treating of `penis wounds` and doing drillls while only in pants or boxers gave that away lol

[Danorsomething]

we do get up late...

[freakpitofficial]

"They Muck About"

[timbotron78]

"93% of wounds sustained in naval battle are in fact to the penis." - marvelous

[joelabour2]

gay pepole "they nudge pepole when there shooting" clasic

[ljoekelsoey4]

been spiller HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH awesome :P

[Simpo911]

"They muck about!"

brilliant!

[georgelambshow]

This is wonderful!! I dont know why I still haven't bought the DVD.

[th3d3wd3r]

"Gay as a window"

Classic Chris Morris

[yoghurts1234]

Is that Mark Heap, from Green Wing and Big Train?

[th3d3wd3r]

yep

[NesgaNi]

bullshit

[xxprettifullxx]

HOW CAN YOU ASK IF THIS IS REAL...foool!!! LOL

[funkyjaguilera]

wait whas, is this fake? or real? lol, i was on a british ship in the Persion Gulf for like 2 hours and i didn't see anything like that. :O

[joellyshooshoo]

HAHAHAAHA

[bscottb8]

"The only traditions of the Royal Navy are rum, sodomy and the lash." -- Sir Winston Churchill

[dspikey]

I wanna be on that boat....

[kcuskcid]

lmao "captain why are you being fucking gay with your men?!" L M the fuck A O

[patlfdunn101]

What is the music playing when Ben Fetch is walking toward camera with pink feet?

(03:26 onwards)

Please, please reply.

[pr0pagandhi]

Jimmy Somerville - Small Town Boy

[basildonbadger]

So funny, best satire show on tv ever!

[slappedcheek]

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[askAminja]

"it was always dressing penises. Penis wounds"

That made me spit my food on to my screen :P

[kurtharris21]

"Homosexuals can't swim, they attract enemy radar, they attract sharks, they insist on being place at the captains table. They get up late. They nudge people whilst they're shooting. They muck about. Imagine the fear of knowing you have a gay man on board a boat, when you retire at night you think to yourself,'God, will I wake up and find everybody dead?' You can't run a ship like that".

Genius.

[Garsideffxi]

"Gay as a window" LMAO, awesome.

[PunksInVegas]

Pure genius

[TrueMetalFan74]

LOL!

[enoise777]

dressing penis wounds, lol

[Drokua89]

FAG

[fatmike01]

Captain bruge, WHY ARE YO BEING GAY WITH YOUR MEN!?

[kurisensei]

attention to detail is so funny - "the things we do for love"....."small town boy"... hilarious

[jtayl0r]

They... MUCK ABOUT!  lol

[dash1141]

"He was as gay as a window"

Why is that line so gut-wrenchingly funny?

[papasmurf909]

i don't get it:s

[chat2mickey]

Gays can't swim and attract enemy radar by sending out a gay wave length thats picked up gaydar, so for that reason I don't like being there ship mate.

[nagromat]

They nudge people whilst shooting... they... muck about!

So funny, I loved it!

[Samnutter3212]

My God, will I wake up and find everybody dead?

[Carpse]

HAHAHA

HE'S BLOWING HIS GUN!!

[pwdrin]

Fake

[davejuk]

Fake? You fool.

[jimbonumber5]

LMAO UR A TIT

[Natalya2006]

shame to Fucking Navy :(

[watchmen88]

'Gay as a window'

LOL

[Tafel]

is that mr. lizard?

[ebs187]

lmao

[xEMTx]

best show ever

[stevensmtd]

"When you retire at night you think, god, will I wake up and find everybody dead...you can't run a ship like that!"

lmao...very funny!!

[pcfaulkner]

"is this real" i noticed on the page.

please dont be so stupid this is chris morris the genius comedy wrighter in action

[jonnyrb1981]

do nurses put babies winkies in their mouth to stop them crying?

[Wezzipooh]

it works at any age

[wurble]

"homosexuals nudge people while they're trying to shoot" lmao

[pitbikecrazy]

oh lmfao! i reconise those actors now

[pitbikecrazy]

what the fuck!?!?! is this real?

[sarahshoe632]

your an idiot

[uberdeity]

Sarcasm from Sarah and mentalman aside, yes. This is entirely true.

You can tell this as there are using good, honest, trustworthy English accents.

You should also have a look at the Brass Eye expose on the terrible drug Cake. Which can be shown to be even more trustworthy as- because of this programme- Cake was brought up in Parliament and reported across the news.

[VillaMan08]

People do know this is a mock news show dont they?

You do realise its made up?

[jjj7477]

American's don't, that is beyond their understanding....

[Godzilla1985]

AHAHAHAHAHA!!

[simonyj]

and we still kick your arse

[vicodiniscool69]

yeah there gay ,but I'd like to boink the chick hosting

[Toolpusher]

And Mohammed enjoyed the "company of underage girls", but you don't talk about that much, do you?

[SpeedofPaine]

So did every man in that whole society, and in most societies at that time, dipshit. There was no concept of "underage" as we now understand it back then.

[welshuser]

What is the first song that is playing in the backround of the "penis wound dressing" scene? Not "I Don't Like Cricket", the other one.

[Namuris]

hahahha

[daManDRAK]

93% of wounds sustained in naval battle are to-the-penis ... unlucky!! =)

[jeznorth666]

GAY AS A WINDOW

[crse2004]

No gay as a windmill

[laswap1]

No... gay as a WINDOW

[pooftaey]

hahahahahahaha

homosexuals .... can't swim

[crse2004]

they nudge people when they are shooting

they get up late

they insist on being on the captains table

and they are addicted to cake

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[grayo84]

TomCXZ you are my boy, im afraid to say, very stupid indeed. Penis wounds, come on thats fucking class.

[Twitchy07]

OMG!!!! CAPTAIN!!!! lol lol...(can i have your number)

[bruntacus]

'They get up late...' haha

[emmers1990]

lol

[TomCXZ]

TV shows are rated by the eye of the beholder. Just because I think something is stupid and someone else thinks it is comedy genius does not make me stupid--maybe a bit more discriminating in taste but not stupid.

[arcanekrusader]

you are a stupid fucking cunt

[crse2004]

Where are you from?

If your from america you probably won't find this funny becuz it's british satire

[TomCXZ]

Stupid!

[blomfield1]

STUPID???? This show is comedy genius...your stupid