Mancow Addresses Internet Chatter About His Water Boarding

[Canaderek]

It looked completely fake to me. He had his lips open, but his mouth closed. And it lasted 5 or 6 seconds. His nose was being pinched closed. Who couldn't take that???

Real water-boarding lasts a lot longer, your arms are restrained, and you can't stop it whenever you like.

Water-boarding IS torture. However, Mancow's adventure was more akin to water play at the local swimming pool (except that kids play a bit rougher).

[schlafanzyk]

i gotta admit it somewhat seemed fake at first because he is a radio host whos job it is to talk like no normal person would and always overdramatize everything to make it more interesting to the listener. but you could see in his face, that look right after he got back up, that this was not a joke or a hoax.

[toemasie]

Everything Mancow does is a hoax. He lies about EVERYTHING. He had a giant fundraiser for a chicago police officer who lost his legs. The police officer never got any of the money.

[wasad20]

LOL Olbermann is a complete genius. '3 dollar banjo' good to see him show some teeth.

[ThumbWarDestroyer]

my question for idiots who still argue it isn't torture...WHAT GOOD WOULD IT DO IF IT WOULDN'T?

[FuckObamasMama]

@ScottBrown666,

You're no "Independent"

I see right through your weak,whining liberal,facade.

Please!

With the way you're ideology is gathered,you might as well

join the "Red Diaper Doper Babies".

We need serious,free-thinking individuals.

Not whining,San Francisco heroin-doped burnouts.

[FuckObamasMama]

I'd seriously like to slap Olberwomen

around until the whine comes out.

[nevar00]

How do people still not think of this as torture. Bunch of morons.

[markymarkbb]

i fucking hate that bitch Mancow fuck him

[GODSoneandonlySON]

BY the way fucker, why didn't you post a REPLY, instead of a standard comment?

That's odd for someone that boasts so loud.

[FuckObamasMama]

Hey!

GODdamnyourdumb,

I read your bullshit.

Typical liberal.Throw stones from the other side of a fence.

What part of 6-13-09,sat @ 10pm didn't your liberal ass get..

Two days fucker.

Get away from your monitor and get their.

[GODSoneandonlySON]

Hey COCKSUCKER!

You do know what a street address is? It's a number, street, city.

If you like, ask a third grader, they'll figure it out for you.

See ya, I'm off to disney with my family. Be back in a week.

MAYBE, you'll figure it out by then.

Suck my balls, BITCH.

BTW, nice try with the BLACK-american bullshit. I don't but it for a minute.

[FuckObamasMama]

Hey! GODdamnyou'redumb, Where you going liberal? You can't just punk out. BTW the "RIP VAN WINKLE BRIDGE" is not an address pussy. I need to travel a bit to be at the bridge by tomorrow.Never mind playing with Mickey's dick and be there LIBERAL PUSSY. RT.23,Hudson,NY. Use google maps liberal. Otherwise you'll be a poster boy for the dick lovin" liberal culture.

[ScottBrown666]

You should seriously consider immediate suicide.

[FuckObamasMama]

@ScottBrown666,

Instead,How about immediate homicide?

There's only one pathetic liberal like yourself that I'd love to meet.And that's a dead liberal.

Remember,Radical Islam is after the infidel.Muslims hate liberals.Infact,so too does the rest of the world,for different reasons.Get your affairs in order liberal.

[ScottBrown666]

git thur u dum libral shit amek oabam sake fence bitch dick tionary

[FuckObamasMama]

It took about 60min. to get to that bridge you coward liberal bastard.Fuck yo pussy.

[FuckObamasMama]

Hey!

GodsonandonlySon,

You don't have any more balls than Olbermann.Only on the tube.

Your liberal whining ass would go missing.I hate commies.

Rip van winkle bridge,Hudson NY,

6-13-09,that's sat.@10pm fucker.

Liberal bastard.

I'm gonna hear that familiar liberal cry that we're all used to.If you don't show,i'll post it prick.

[GODSoneandonlySON]

Is that an actual address? And it wasn't OB that didn't have the balls, it was Hannity. Hannity could have claimed the cash, but he didn't show. Cause he knows what would have happened, he'd scream for his mommy, just like you will.

Let's see the phone #, and do you prefer distilled, or tap, BITCH!

Nazi's hated commies too, figures

First of all, you will be boarded, secondly, I'll stomp a mudhole in you so deep, you could park your trailer house in..

[jayoin]

I was in Iraq for 15 months I just got back and id take 5 olbermanns over you turd.

Its the overly loud pooh butt republicans that shit themselves on patrol when it hits the fan.

[FuckObamasMama]

Let's put Olbermann on the front lines in Iraq.

He, like other liberals would assume the fetal position,crying with a thumb in their mouths.

All whining and finger pointing.

No Balls.

[GODSoneandonlySON]

Let's end this. You tell me where to meet you, and I'll bring the board, and the water.

And I'll have you confessing to being gay.

City, address, and time. And a phone neumber with area code, to confirm. I promise you , you will beg for mercy, and I won't harm you other than with your own mind.

Typical Repube, all talk, and no action.

[FuckObamasMama]

Olbermann is nothing more than Norman Bates from psycho.He's a pussy like other liberals.

HEY! Olbermann,

Become a man and stop whining.

[FuckObamasMama]

Obama is doing More Damage To Our Country Than Bush,Cheney and Al Qaeda Ever Could!

[yuothineyesasian]

That's your opnion, assrapist

[FuckObamasMama]

Hey!

yuothineyesaian,

Is that the best argument that you liberals can give?

Liberals just can't find the logic to win a debate.Once you have already lost control,you cry racism,or just get angry and then get billigerent.

Debate lost,

You're response is "FUCK YOU"

then you storm off to re-evaluate yourself by speaking with another liberal.

GROW UP KID.

[yuothineyesasian]

First off i wouldn't even engage in a semi-intellectual debate with someone who's name is "Fuck Obama's Mama."

So you need to grow up. And stop calling everyone who disagrees with you a liberal. I'm not.

You need to grow up as well.

[censorshipIsFutile]

People seem to miss the point. When you volunteer yourself for such a procedure, the primary effect of torture - the SPYCHOLOGICAL effect - is almost entirely gone when you know that you're in a circumstance where you're definitely not going to die. The real effect comes from the fear of being a captive, the possibility of never being released, the certainty of more torture in the future, etc.

[yuothineyesasian]

Wrong, the psychological factor is an Auto-Nervous response. You can't "get rid" of it.

It's a respone that's hardwired into your brain, you can't fight it, even if you know you're not in any danger.

[GODSoneandonlySON]

Bullshit, your body takes over. You are inverted, and water runs UP your nose, contacting your mucis menbranes, causeing an INVOLETARY reaction. Like blinking. It does not matter what you know, it's what your body is sensing.

BUT then, you don't want to hear the truth, you just want to defend torture, because it's your side that's doing it.

[censorshipIsFutile]

Really? 'contacting your mucis menbranes, causeing an INVOLETARY reaction' ?

[GODSoneandonlySON]

How often do you inhale water through your nose?

Can you stop your heart? Can you slow down a sneeze?

[censorshipIsFutile]

I was saying that such a test as mancow's, even though he admitted it was torture under those circumstances, couldn't possibly simulate the full psychological effect of torture, knowing that you can just say the word any time & they'll stop.

I was doing the opposite of defending torture, 'BUT then, you don't want to hear the truth'...

[GODSoneandonlySON]

So you're saying that it's actually much worse to have a real session?

Soryy, I thought you were being sarcastic..

And I can't type.

[chevydriver1123]

I'll say one thing, Mancow has my respect he showed that he had balls to go through with it. When will the other so called tough guys (Savage, Limbaugh, Coulter, O'Reily, etc) in conservative media show their spines?

[kargenlewis]

Bush & Cheney Did More Damage To Our Country Than Al Qaeda Ever Could!

[sailfished1]

Olberman almost seemed human

[LeGioNoFZioN]

almost