Swollen Car

[Mineshack]

I think john thought he was on tv and becoming famous.

[XxXmomoliciousXxX]

Aww I was hoping John would laugh :) It sounds hilarious!

[Justsomeperson660]

"Like ya know, like ya know, like ya know"

-John

[homeboyy]

that sir is such a good person

[futurfry]

What the fuck is in your pants lol

[MatsEP]

UFO at 1:24

[DoctorWizzard]

It's one of 16,261 made, and one of like 3500 left on the face of the earth. I've got everything for this car.

[ThexPetrovicxKid]

BRO I DIED LAUGHING

[SnowboarddLifestyle]

Cool doo

[MrMADAXEMAN13]

thats just mean! (funny) but mean!

[stitches611]

he reminds me of an older Tim Allen

[stitches611]

just needs a buff and a polish lol

[juicebodify]

something is definitely wrong with his penis here.

[DirkNukem]

John used to pull pranks like Ed, but he went crazy and got stuck in character forever.

[McFUCK3R13]

Can u rub me with that for a lil while pls?

[mjwilliamsfoxjohnsun]

he talked alot.

[soccertogod]

Cool story bro!!

[mazhinrox]

2:57 Mic. Cable

[MrSkytops]

John is a cool guy, he doesnt give a fuck if someone has a handicap

[fateupagainstyourwil]

look at that 1:31 lol

[whONeEDZNaDeZ]

This guy needs to be a motivational speaker. He's fucking amazing.

[chargersrule26]

4:56 John says that's a Ha-Ha lol

[casinomadrid1]

this poor guy dang,

[tyson2481]

i was in a library watching this, and i was laughing so hard and i got kicked out hahaha!!

[LiveEman]

@tyson2481 iBet

[AndrewRiley1994]

He probably got his hopes up so much that he was about to finally sell that heap, then his dreams are crushed by yet another prank.

[lemisanthrope]

1:32 oh look at that....

[PacisVictus]

Looool, the guy wouldn't shut up after Ed revealed the joke. I feel like if he wasn't so oblivious, he would have been trolling.

[Desbiens94]

I feel bad for the guy...

[FrizzyBeatz]

i almost died when he rubbed his balls (or watevr there supposed to b) on the car...

[PleaseBends]

i dont get the swollen



[nymetsfan912]

This guy John sure can talk, can't he!

[Sanchis]

I'm a shmuck! Lol

[Weezy8887]

$2000 for a 47 year old car wit 180,000 miles on it? r u kiddin me i would nvr buy that

[KillUsSomeZombies]

@Weezy8887 you obviously dont know much about cars

[eminemforlifenoshit]

@Weezy8887 twat bet you aren't even driving or got a car

[Weezy8887]

@eminemforlifenoshit well actually i just started drivin & im buyin my Dads Jag off of him so stfu

[eminemforlifenoshit]

@Weezy8887 well you're an idiot then simple as im about same age as you more than likely and you clearly have no idea what a classic or vintage car is instead you will get a free,cheap car off your dad, think before you type something so idiotic.

[DZack13]

@Weezy8887 haha u said jagoff

[DownTehRabbitHole]

@Weezy8887 Just because its a jag doesnt mean shit. You just started driving. I bet your car is gonna look like shit because you aren't going to be able to afford to keep up with maintenance and probably is gonna break down withtin the next few months

[Weezy8887]

@DownTehRabbitHole well it has broke down 37 times stupid ass. Lol y r u still commenting on this it was 1 week ago. get a life and stop messin wit 15 yr olds about their cars lol. i bet u drive a fuckin Toyota

[DownTehRabbitHole]

@Weezy8887 Nope I drive a modified 2008 Mazda 3. Pearl paintjob. Charcoaled tailights and eyebrows. 20% tints. Black Mazda afterfactory rims. 2x 15" Kickers with a 750 watt amp. improved bose stereo. Interior black on grey with all the led on the inside replace with purple with a nightrider/k.i.t effect around the volume dial. I will put a video up soon showing what it started out and how its ended up.

[Weezy8887]

@DownTehRabbitHole awesome. great detail

[RiggityRush]

@DownTehRabbitHole cool story bro my g35 will smoke you like a pack of kools.

[natedog380]

WHAT IS THE NAME OF THE WIRELESS MIC YOU USE!?

[ScarfaceSinaloa]

I would've killed you if you did that to me. You Americans are very good people I'm suprised.

[Mr76Trigger]

Classic, like the car!!

[watchthatvid112]

haha that guy talks alot.

[Missesskank]

Hernia?

[peeweefatty99]

"Check it out."

[MrPhilodoxical]

"Look at it" meets "Think about it" 

[LILB1561]

@EpikkPranks Yea I saw it Gud video!

[jnwpse]

Press 9 wait 1 second and then press 4

[MunkeeMedia]

he needs to get on 4chan.

[dtopikc]

LMAOOOOOOOOO

[KFLY67]

what happend to his old car in the original 1st video? did he sell it???

[KFLY67]

"how long you been doing this since twenty o 6'? lol

[brenmoris]

press 4 and 5 after eachother

[fbibfiles]

hahah what the fuck is stuffed in your pants

[GIN0MAN5432]

thats a haha

[RaidersSuk4Life]

get him with skippy!

[shaneterrell313]

ed your the shit

[tonyrosati46]

4:37 looks like tim allen

[animenerd18]

i probably would have been like "..umm.. can you get your swollen balls of me.. please?.. .___."

[hummincummins70]

Yay! A ford falcon!

[BensterMan0]

1:57 ballbag on leg is priceless

[kbach1488]

That's a haha

[dhonda200]

lmao this guy is the best!! i just love how his legs r like 12" in front of his stomach

[ronnizamov96]

this video made my day

[StreetCoasterz]

@Mikey82494 same....wait is that Miley? Dude it's jack from school!

[catdog2014]

I think John liked the balls ^^

[RBurn90]

he should have switched to his 'look at this' voice for a second just to throw him off.. he probably wouldn't even say anything lol

[zuhair2012]

@RBurn90 haha i was thinking the same thing.

[burton1080p]

i just got how its supposed to be his testicles

[XXGUNNERSXX]

This guy talks sooooooo much...

[XXGUNNERSXX]

Did he say twenty-o-six LMFAO just say 2006 xD

[dontshootmydik]

@XXGUNNERSXX HEY!! He owns a badass car, so he can say whetever the ****he wants... *****

[zarren36]

John is very nice

[voodoopirate86]

for a sick techno beat press 3

[Turbochargesi]

What an awesome man this John is, humble, not rude and is a nice dude!

[castout85]

you should have randomly broke into Emelio and then just stood there

[caatknip]

did anyone notice john was wearing a woman's shirt?

[PurplebaconASAP]

at least he has the balls to do it

[HoodBeatzInc]

Keep Pressing 2 , Shoulder Lean .

[10cody73]

dude someone needs to buy his car haha

[tal8850]

john is such a cool guy

[MuslimComputerTuts]

(In a serious, concerned tone of voice) "If someone out there likes really old ass rusty cars to restore them......please....buy this guys hooptie.

This message was brought to you by the good people from HARCBDVV - Hooptie Ass Ride Commitee for the Betterment of Delusional Vietnam Vets.

[saudi2088]

too sad this old man at the end is trying to be something

[Kr0vEnx]

at 1:58 the guy looks at the camera probly thinking "O god its that edbassmaster guy again great!"

[MrUlutraman]

gadaml the guy just loves cars

bassmasster could have had a knife stuck in his heart and all he d do is talk about the thing he loves

cars

[Mikey82494]

That is my neighbor

[123Cory321]

@Mikey82494 really?

[zingrinder]

u should have done look at this

[MrSolomobl]

oh my god ed i died when u started getting closer and rubbed it on the car. thank u for this video!

[PurpleMenace89]

BIG PBALLS :D

[PUSSY100ish]

This guy is the most versatile comedian I have ever seen. I'm surprised Hollywood hasn't approached him yet.

[SillyRach84]

LOL!

[brsoccerstar24]

180k miles on that? Fuck that.

[CameronGehr]

transcribe it hahahaha

[mtm055055]

Kent Whistley is annoying -,-....

[YungDominican1]

i dont know if that john dude is being real or serious ?



[LtFluffelz]

keep pressing 4

[1BOXHED1]

@LtFluffelz  lol or 5

[SeaBiscuitWii]

1:32 his pocket looks like a vagina

[itsLean]

@SeaBiscuitWii ahah thought the same

[YourMomIsAPerra]

since twenty oh six? lol what

[Snikiiz]

Thumps up if you keep looking at his pants.

[beiu520]

ED!!! ur the best man!!! u earned my subscribe and thumbs up man keep it up

[MrSpecialeffectsguy]

That's messed up how he thought u were gunnu buy it.

[greeneyeddime83]

1:53 he puts the Chub on his leg!! LOL!!!

[TheKingOfKings818]

that guys weird lol.. just awkward to talk to.

[dailga]

why is he wearing a womens shirt lol

[OneHappyCattle]

Except for the body rot. Funny.

[daeasterbunny1]

lolz to funny bro butt still buy the car i feel sorry for the guy

[thorcanetti]

Nice

[TheEsevee]

This is a HA-HA

[Perulaiz]

hes asking for a job. you should add him to your crew xD

[bob31481]

this is awsome and boring a little bit

[96jnb]

Who says twenty O six??? lmao

[IncensePeppermints68]

@96jnb it actually makes more sense than saying 2 thousand 6. when you say 1970 do you say 1 thousand 9 hundred and 70? or 1970?

[RebekahsBowtique]

talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk...

He even referred to the internet as a car.

[satchfan2010]

@RebekahsBowtique Vehicle, (noun). A medium of communication, expression or display.

[JokerVBA]

You look exactly like Daughtry

[MultiMoccia]

So i know where this guy lives hahahaha!!!

[hbktminc]

much respect for john

[orickjamez]

is this guys a that stupid !! =)

[peekocking247]

@orickjamez apparently you are with that grammar

[shikimmy]

THAT IS A HAHA

[johngreat1000]

Chuck Norris Look Alike?! LOL

[TheNigerianScammer]

Ed gave an intro to this video because you know the idiots would be calling him out saying "fake same guy as in other video. STAGED!!"

[spyrocapture9]

Check It Out!

[musicTmusic]

Some of the areas just need a buff and a polish!! haha 2:28

[nzfilmsdotcom]

He's still trying to sell the car after a year :( haha

[MegaMowse]

This guy is why people like Obama can get elected....

[lizard151103]

@MegaMowse nice old white man?

[MrBurton9396]

"Thats a HaHa."

[CavemanVideos]

I do hope someone bought the car.

[predatorR70]

ED: sir you just got trolled

JOHN: AGAIN!

[sldecker38]

"A buff and a polish." XD LOL

[siraaronk]

haha john is so serious about everything, he doesn't laugh once, but just analyzes how he "fell into his hands" and "coincidences". like dude lighten up just a little! haha

[bigmitchmma]

John was a such a nice guy. I hope you can get him a dollar or two!

[Baraquiel62]

he will live longer I can tell he enjoys everything he do

[khusankurbanov]

chuck norris?/ he looks like one ..

[JSmedia01]

shmuck

[thataccentgamer]

that john guy is pretty weird

[qzachp]

@payattention69 ikr? Lol

[mendozass]

This guy probably like the feelings of some balls guy touching him...

[Going2c4b1]

HHAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA! LOVE U ED!0

[payattention69]

"some of the areas just need a buff and a polish" and hes doing it with his balls hahahah

[Thematthew00709]

y wouldnt John stop talkin

[MBRsucks]

chris daughtry is funnier than he looks

[heathmcateer]

My gosh he is such a nice guy. What an awesome man.

[videorecuts]

John is an awesome dude

[21JBROOK21]

im a shmuck hahah

[GroofinNuN]

Lmao look at his pocket! 1:32 Vagina lol

[asifineededaname]

@GroofinNuN you need to get outa the house more

[stickeyontheendtype]

everyone should look at this vidio

[MMusashi420]

LOL that guy was the coolest. In the end he finally looked at it.

[Kiaracarter20]

You r soooooo funny i love all ur videos.... Def would love to watch ur episodes on television

[xDarkCrusader]

Big Bad Wolf

[jnwpse]

Wow would you look at that, turns out he was a living example of the Look At This guy. What if John came out with a video exposing that he was actually playing a trick on Ed this whole time? I'd would definitely take a look at that video.

[mikemullanyPROD]

thats a haha

[ThePinkRanger100]

plz asnwer me... does he still have that baby ????

[ThaDropoutKidz]

*snap* set it on fire , LMFAO

[mrJJ11]

That's a haha

[Gagelocked]

-facepalm-

He was getting trolled to shit even after the prank -.-

[saaaammm]

This guy is such a rambler! Hahahaha

[glycoboy]

swollen? worst disguise/character he has!!!! he should've done "the Hacker" or something. either way cool

[onefastss88]

I'll be honest with you, It's near mint..Ahuhuhh..LMAO

Can't believe the dude didn't notice the 'subtle groinal friction'...