CONFICKER VIRUS COMING APRIL 1, 2009!!!!

[TheaterTurkey]

My computer was infect with conficker E my anti-virus said downadup.win32 (panda) and AVG said Cnfkr.E.win32 I was like 0_o.... FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUU

[eeveelover323]

Is it STILL going on?

[xSUICIDALJELLYx]

How funny would it be if on April 1st, a HUGE Message saying "April fools" came up on your computer, and nothing happened.

[orchimaru123]

HAHA BITCHES! i dont go it all i did was update my computer and plugged off everything connected and i mean everything!

[officialgp]

april fools!!!

[darkdoom645]

no that is the addon installer virus, the conficker deletes files and folders in your comp

[tripleHHH877]

wow right on my birthday 1 april is my birthday lol! and my grandmother's birthday is on 2 april loolololo

[ltgmaddog]

We don't know what it does? whats going to happen? are you serious? isolate the virus and analyze the code... you'll figure out exactly what it does.

[mrpotatfacemn8675309]

i have AVG 9.0 free

its doing good so far

[barbuteco]

I got this computer after april 1st 2009 if got it on 2010

[WilliamUzumaki99]

@aago1254 Conficker is targeting ONLY Microsoft computers not Apple.

[mynamesnick1]

My school has contracted the conficker today, and right now they are removing it, or trying.

[wiiLuvCalifornia]

1:36 = fake virus pop up message

[Nlrvana99]

Prob a -i shutdown command on the cmd! ^_^

[nealshireman]

@Nlrvana99 ashcully(lol), it isnt -i, it's -s -t"60" c "the RPC program terminated......" it doesnt need to do it remotly because it is already on the comp. plus, it would be overloaded with IP addresses :D

[nealshireman]

@wiiLuvCalifornia no, its real, i've gotten it :D

[TerraTheRabbit]

I once got tricked into downloading a program that had tricked me into thinking i had trojans. Its called Persnoal Antivirus, and it is a virus itself. We almost gave our money to get the full version when we checked Norton. It said we had NOTHING. The whole program was a lie. (P.A.) It delivers a FAKE TROJAN message. If you give it your money for it, the trojans would go into your comp we found out. That mistake of downloading cost us $100.00 to get it out. (The P.A.)

[mr94hitman]

shit i had saw that too. at first sacred that crap outta me. it happened when i was on photobuket and it poped up. it said something like you have 10000 trojans but i didnt download anything

[TerraTheRabbit]

I was on Deviantart when it came to me.

[TerraTheRabbit]

Personal Antivirus is like the cake.

BOTH ARE LIES.

[Jetzenobich]

it could be but i think all those things are to take our many, the computer get infected and we have to buy another computer!

thats it, they the're making money withn us

THAT'S HOW THEY WORK!

[leewuzhere123]

did somthing happen?

[tranmere789]

Once again the word Windows isn't mentioned anywhere in this story: it's as if Conficker were some medieval plague that affected everyone when, of course, it is only visited upon those foolish enough to put their trust in Microsoft. This is a reflection of poor reporting throughout the industry, and the effectiveness of Microsoft's brainwashing that such infections are just an inevitable part of life like death and taxes.

[tranmere789]

The `Conficker worm' caused chaos when it hit Manchester town hall in February. Now we can reveal the bug cost the council more than £43,000 in `lost' bus lane fines.

The computer problems meant 1,609 tickets could not be issued within the 28-day legal limit - rendering them useless.

In total, the Conficker worm cost taxpayers in Manchester nearly £1.5m, the M.E.N has learned.

[sitadriver]

cnn uses 2000 windows,i think they are in terror of conficker which can demage their proffesional computers,so they installed cheap version windows.

[evanator93baby]

im so scared and its april 28th lol

[ZacOnTV]

apparently if you use OpenDNS, then you are already protected in a way, OpenDNS screens their servers for "strange" DNS requests and blocks them

[mariusns1]

CNN uses win2000????

lol. or is the clip old?

wasn't listening so mutch

[vibol03]

that would be funny if CNN use win 2000 lol.

[hoodyGSA]

alot of professional companies use old versions of windows because if they update thereservers then its like transfering terrabite's of data and some of the files wont be able to be transfered.

[Kakuzu8497]

Actually, in my city the hospital computers are all running on windows 98. It's weird but if they would change it, it would cost alot of money and they would lose everything they have.

[batterydc2]

harry your a fag norton sucks learn how to get a good antivirus. get Avast! antivirus its the shit if you say its bad (anybody) your fucking retarded

[harry77159]

i have norton internet securtey 60 day trial and i have the disk.NORTON RULES the others are crap

[sorasnobodiexiii]

lol on 60minutes right now in my country they just said conficker hit CBS news xD

[joebadams4]

to sorasnobodiexiii

seriously?

all of u guys are lucky...

i got the conficker virus

screw up my PC :'(

[sorasnobodiexiii]

i might have got conficker last week but thx to my school laptop being mac i can just switch to that and "reimage" the hardrive for windows

[lordhalo1605]

I heard over the internet that conficker can send 50.000 spams to like millions of e-mail adresses.

[IKnowWereYouSleep]

Like 2 counties near me have had their network shut off >.>

[swgsongwriter113]

i got it in an email, i went to email a doc. to myself and it was all in webdings and when i changed it to times new roman, it was all in squarescept the title that said, BROUGHT TO YOU BY CONFICKER VIRUS 2009 YOUR WORK HAS BEEN TERMINATED

[nerddna]

hackers cant get hacked

[nerddna]

yep sure about it

[JokeForDeath]

nothing really happened but i was scared

[banksiegirl]

i know it didnt happen but since it can can it be on Macs to

[kadiisthehottie]

it didnt happen but it could happen anytime :O

[2PlayerGods]

it did happen the royal navy was infected with it its out there so watch out

[foreverxfall]

i'm guessing that, considering nothing happened.....this was one pretty interesting april fools joke :3

[pyromaniac1223]

it did happen, infected my school's network

[ANDl23W]

ME TOO!

I was so happy when it happened because my school's classes are all computer classes...

:D

[denrocks2]

Thats awesome

I'm not even kiding it happened to my school today.

No joke

[crazycoodog]

nothing happend to my computer o.O working perfectly fine apparently

[imakecrapvid]

me 2 i went on april 1 ;OOOOOOOOOO

[TitanSmurf2]

ahah dude i found this thing before it damaged my computer

i ran a normal scan cuz my comp was running slow and found a trojan,

deleted it

hadent downloaded anything is a month so i cant believe i found it though!

[izurz]

its times like this that i wish i had a mac

[WEBKiiNZ4KiiDZ]

crap i went on on april 1 fu**K

[endless031]

worm is not same as virus!!!

[hcochicca]

no but it falls under the same category as virus.

[1garageboy]

I use Microsoft Windows as well.

[ghabhg]

does anyone know in what language is conficker coded in? or the majority of viruses, malware etc?

THANX

[speedstakerguy]

in chinese

[fingaska8tr]

it means configure fuck. ficker is fuck in german and con is short for configure

[ghabhg]

you didnt understand my question. i am not asking about the origin of the word. im asking about the coding of the virus itself. what computer language(s) were used?

[Kristianskogmo]

I think Chinese or Rusish

[kylenov1108]

don't tell anyone i did this, guys. lol.

i think i got it tho.

[1garageboy]

Out of the millions of computers that got infected, I wasn't one of them. YAY!

[speedstakerguy]

really? OWNED i didnt know bout this till now.

[puppymew]

I set Avg to run every hour nuthin happend

[trickysticky6]

it was a fake i got it all it does is shutdown your computer just turn it baCk on

[guzlar2003]

Don't use Norton. This is the worst anti-virus ever. Even avast is better than that. I am working with computers and I know Norton is very bad. Use BitDefender 2009 or Kaspersky. This is the best you can get.

[erefefe2]

i have norton and i have no problems with virus

i work with computers to

[qqstar999]

Hullers Microsoft did not get the joke, it's a dud. APRAIL FOOLS!

[evilminion0001]

MUHAHAHAH nothing happened i new it well at least nothing happened for me lol

[Vinseteroy123]

nothing happened?

[xdomaraqx]

APRIL FOOLS!!!

[Ilovejoejonas500]

Virus' should be illegal. And if you have Norton or something good like that you have nothing to worry about. Last night [31] i Scanned my computer over and over and i updated everything. If you did the same you good :)

[RoseTropicalHero]

this virus affected some school computers

[raiderfan20083008]

its all from the gvrnmnt if i can quote from B.Y.O.B "you depend on our protection yet you feed us lies from the tablecloth" "hypocritic and hypnotic computers" its all lies that the gvrnmnt wants you to believe. they said there was Y2K where is it? the alien auotopsie. where are the remains? the "found" remains of Jimmy Hoffa(nuthin to dew wit it but still a lie)

"the war is over" bullshit. Lies lies lies lies lies lies lies when do they stop? plz copy and paste this to evry virus vid yew see

[RancidHippo]

9/10 chance its April Fool's Joke. It's 11:03 P.M. CT Time, and all news reports say countries such as Australia and China didn't experience anything and their day is over... Chances are it's fake people... Everyone don't worry. If you have a virus scanner you have nothing to fear anyway. Chill Out!!!

[satysal1]

i was about to shoot myself before i read your comment

[HackerGuru100]

It's not just an April fool's joke, I watched a video on Norton's website and it shows you all the computers that were infected, there were millions. Every single one of my school computers got infected.

[skullzonfire27]

april 1st is april fools day so mabe there just fooling us ITS ALL JUST A HUGH PRANK!

[Diatonic5th]

conficker = fail

[marce119]

my school got a worm tht crashed our security system on our computers. n my teacher sed it was s simple line of code but it was impossible to catch. he talkd about microsoft posting a reward to find the guy who made that worm or something

[myl3zz]

you have to have an anti virus my friend got a virus ! MWAHAHAHAHHAHA

[zabithezabi]

fucking retards this is bullshit just like 24th October alien space ships coming down to earth..............

[Kamianek]

I am glad that conficker c is out and is taking all information including credit card and personal information because it will teach people to take care of their computers.

!!! ALL HAIL THE ALMIGHTY CONFICKER C !!!

[Drakosgames]

Confucker lol.

I never got it. Its as fake as the Devils Dick

[DAINMATER]

Again

I AM FUCKING SERIOUS

DONT MEAN TO CURSE.

BUT

THIS IS A VERY IMPORTANT MATTER I HATE PEOPLE WHO THINK IM LYING AND THIS IS ALL A JOKE! you wont be laughing when you have no money left!

[CupBoyProductions]

The April fools joke is us getting so paranoid. Lol, the guy who started it is probably lmao right now cause we freak out so much.

[dudes903]

this guy is telling the truth

[Pinoyx9]

wouldn't this make ppl just scared for april 1st? i mean, it's april fools day, and they make it seem like it's Y2K(which will never happen).

[zabithezabi]

fucking noobs april fools

[fghn907]

Well this maybe a serious problem if someone haves the power to take over pc's anytime they wish. If they virus get's more serious than it does now then all pc's are not safe.

[triFeral]

I lol'd

Nothing happened to me.

[MSLI]

use bitdefender so you have no fear! :D

[Henoxen]

i cant even download updates from Windows or zonealarm think i have it?

[cyberspiral]

if u cant download from windows update that ur computer does by it self then u have it

[Henoxen]

yes i know but it says the download fails

[killuhfan12]

Lol april fools if this guy is gonnq damage qll of these computers why only 250 000.

[DAINMATER]

OMG DUDE, THIS IS NOT A REGULAR VIRUS, or worm. ITS A WHOLE NEW SPEICIES. it can attack you RIGHT NOW. the worm looks for the following, usb's no antivirus, sucky passwords, and machines that are not updated. Have fun with the virus ;)

[DAINMATER]

I AM FUCKING SERIOUS

DONT MEAN TO CURSE.

BUT

THIS IS A VERY IMPORTANT MATTER I HATE PEOPLE WHO THINK IM LYING AND THIS IS ALL A JOKE! you wont be laughing when you have no money left!

[matthewcardinals]

im my computer, i got 8 infected files :( , on my moms computer the got more than 40 >:(

Scan your computer with avast! it works trust me

[DAINMATER]

give me email asap

[superkick909]

a long time back the took the book WAR OF THE WORLDS and made people think it was really happening it was all over the news and this much people fell for it ITS A N APRIL FOOLS JOKE TRUST ME

[randomhuntley]

no its not..dude the GOVERMENT even announced it moron..

the virus make made it on april 1st..and this virus has been around since 2008 january so dude this aint a joke

[DAINMATER]

IT IS NOT FAKE. It doesnt have to happen today, could happen weeks from now. Im just warning you, your gonna have the last laugh when you find your bank account to have 0 dollars and 0 cents.

[R3aper81]

OMG lol its fake and it never will, never did happen haha its april fools joke!

[randomhuntley]

no its not goverment anoounced it,, and newscasts cant lie dude they get arrested..its on 6 news stations idiot

[Passcrackers]

Lol, my whole fucking school was talking about this shit. Fucking fox news is brainwashing everyone for all the wrong reasons.

[yinzx7]

This is just another April fool's joke...

[randomhuntley]

no its not..the goverment even warned it...

the goverment almost got hacked to.

swear to god this isnt a joke...

[yinzx7]

Dude the government has been lying for years... wake up people!

[8159173]

i find it hilarious how people actually fell for this and judging from the comments, how they still are

[Frozawn]

its not a joke.... the joke's on you when u get it :) so april fools!

[tylertyler00tyler]

its call bullshit peoples , april fools.

[adamcdx]

malware  is gay thats the virus

[DPStickMaster]

I got AVG Free Anti-Virus.

[trickysticky6]

dipshit wont help unplug or disconnect your internet connection

[TheAxeNamedManuela]

That doesnt help either. If it is in your computer, it activates AS SOON as you turn it back on. Its Inevitable.

[IKnowWereYouSleep]

it's actually real I tested it. I got up an old crappy computer with windows 2000, no virus protection, and my config and SVCHOST got fucked up. Con (configuration) ficker (fucker)

[CpBlueswill]

SO conficker will be coming to mac soon??? PLZ REPLY CUZ I HAVE A MAC

[crazysniper187]

good thing i got mcafee

[DAINMATER]

everyone here who was infected, give me email and i will email you programs that may help, Why? Because i want to help, and you probably cant acces websites anyways, you probably can acces your email. So, tell me email!

[Hersheyzz102]

Idk if im infected or not but I wont take the risk so ill PM u my e-mail(thanks a million)

[DAINMATER]

np. :)

[DSiJanCarlo]

Lets just have another D-Day invasion, if not, they will start fucking 360s up too.

[DAINMATER]

lol good idea

[stevescar1]

also who give a crap about Frances Air force

[stevescar1]

God DAINMATER calm down don't pee your pants its a PC and its just malware not terrorist.

[DAINMATER]

lol, im just mad that everyone says LAWL ITS A JOKE BY MICROSOFT

[johnnytopteller]

this is only for widnows microsoft dudes

nothing happened to me

[Vandantcyclone]

Russian and Chinese people at the age of 14 make these viruses

[DAINMATER]

BS BS? ARE YOU SERIOUS? ITS FUCKING SERIOUS. CONFICKER INFECTED 15 million computers, it caused delay's in Frances Air force. HOW CAN THIS BE A JOKE TO YOU? JUST BECUASE ITS APRIL FOOLS? GOD I HATE THIS day, no one takes things seriously. I dont care if you get infected. im srry :(

[hellrazor96]

This thing acutally is real cause i have i computer i don't use anymore and i turned it on and my virus software detected it and i could go to microsoft

[FlUdDeStRoYeR94]

im frikn smart... if i get hacked be it ima break it down and send him my supper virus!

[sokkhem1]

What the heck!!!!! This is a joke!!!!! NOTHING HAPPEN

[scamersrus]

hahah nothing happened it all bs

[TazPoweredVideos]

so instead of 1-1-00, Y2K comes 4-1-09

[zackkary399]

i think i might have it some mp3 just played and told me too fuck myself

[FlUdDeStRoYeR94]

hahahahaha!!!

[Ziz208]

well its April 1st and my comp isnt destroyed yet. i bet it was made by mac to ruin PC, that or its and April fools joke. o_O

[skate0721]

^Ubuntu user!

[fatkidkilla]

Armageddon for computers

this is the sign

there will be no more computers ever! '

fughk i think i just took a fat shit dog

[addythead]

HAHA i have a mac losers!

[grannyBangproduction]

well what will happen when someone figures out how to crack a mac

[xNatakux]

who cares PC owns macs mac got hacked in 2min

[ihavtugo]

A hacker can hack into any Universal thing in 1-3 minutes. And every April 1st theirs another one of these viruses. And theirs actually no proof that its real.

[professorknockers]

exactly, i think most of it is hype, and i do believe it is out there. I don't think it's going to do anything major, because if it was big, the creators would be in some deep stuff. Well if anyone knows if anything has happened yet, let me know, im interested.

[ihavtugo]

I do too. And i think there amazing. But your going to have to face the fact that before 2010 their will be more viruses for any kind of MAC then a PC. Because within the next year hackers are going to switch from the PC to the MAC.

[DAINMATER]

so true!

This one goes out to all the mac users

within the next year or so, conficker will make it to your home mac computer so you can enjoy the pleasures of this virus

[chrisybwell]

Naw  they won't. PC's still have too high a market share.

[ihavtugo]

I see what you mean but the point is not how many people are using something but whats being done on that something. More people/companies have their savings or anything really important on Macs or backed up by a Mac. So its starting to get a lot more popular for hackers to start making codes for the Mac. And once their is one that really works then its all over and a bunch of people will have found many different codes.

[eehbiertje]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh

conficker not that bad but mono sound ahhhhhhhhhh

[SinfulxWolf]

I'm going to set my laptop outside..just in case it blows up. xD

But,what I'm wondering...how do people know it's going to be on April 1?o.0

What if..it was obama's plan to fix the economy?!O:

No..That would be stupid xD

[TbeXxpr3datorxX]

SinfulxWolf, Because it was an inactive virus and has already destroyed around 10million computers last year. Coders have looked at the codes and its been set to become active on april 1st through the coding.

[azruneblade]

it's a fucking hoax god damn.

[TbeXxpr3datorxX]

azruneblade, Its not research information befor you comment.

Its already ravaged millions of computers in the last year attack. Microsoft have a 250k reward to information leading to capture. And what makes you belive this is not real? Since an people have alread reported finding the worm on there pc. So think befor you post.

[daileyimages]

Lame... I doubt it this is real and even if it was, I'm not bothered by it because I don't run Windows so Microsoft sucks once again.

[JohnKevinBautista]

its a true virus.... one of the government website here in Philippines is infected... haha... poor security websites.... it needs to upgrade security for the web.....

[Starlion415]

The guy did say "and this is no joke"

[Starlion415]

Ok, if you were a guys who created a mass virus, and decided to activate the Virus at a certain day. which day would it be ?

O, that's right, April fools day, the day where everyone will believe its all a joke hmm ?

-think outside the box

-it is not obvious

-we do not know if this is real

[n00bcole]

it was probably a prank. my computer isn't going any slower. i checked my other computer too. the virus wasn't an april fools, the people who made it were making it an april fools joke [thats my guess]

[shinhyuga6789]

NOOOO

MY COMPUTER NOOO

[JLeVeRT13]

it comes today...

[TbeXxpr3datorxX]

JLeVeRT13, No the virus is already out. A majour update linking it to a master computer so each virus does what ever its told comes today.

[JLeVeRT13]

I know that

thanks for the info though

[amexnamedluis]

I can fight this thing with NOD32 and if it really gets ugly, I'll unleash SMITFRAUDFIX =)

[AlkalineMass76]

Seriously im kind of curious of what this is supposed to do today. I'm half tempted to go home and turn my antivirus off and download a bunch of stuff and try to get it. I just think itd be kind of funny if all it is like a bunny comes up and says F*CK YOU APRIL FOOLS lol