The Asshole Song By Jimmy Buffett

[honda29100]

this song is for so meny peopel in the world and i think he speeks for every one on the roads out ther geting cut off



[fungoneviral2]

Its a good song

[andipine1]

you're the asshole...cant even get the lyrics right. it's I-95 not 995. and its you got an asshole for a wife not for while!!!!!!!! that dont even make sense!

[toalazlo6]

155 people are assholes!

[stockholm222]

@toalazlo6 your an asshole

[kurtzie123]

You need to learn how to spell if you want a career as a writer pal!

[saber1epee0]

And the line is I-95 in the beginning. not 995.

[Code106]

This is not jimmy Buffet, it's Fred "August" Campbell.

[WisGearhead]

Funny song, but... If you are going to include lyrics, at least get them right.

[MikeHayes98902]

Dude this isnt Jimmy Buffet

[toober1337]

Michael Bucknole, I don't want to alarm you, but you should take a test to see if you are mentally disabled.

[foulmarkgreetings]

Get ASSHOLE greeting cards at foulmarkgreetings com

[8130Soupbone]

It's not highway 995, it's "I-95"...

[detoth67]

THat should be the Ron Paul 2012 campaign theme, LMFAO!

[DonnyDeezNuts86]

I 95 asshole....not 995!

[boysunny77]

thums up if u r 1435791 viewer of this song

:D

[APS23comcast]

Mom used to place this all the time when I was little. Turned out it pissed my dad off. Now I like this song.

[duckkillerclydeclyde]

You really should have proof read before you made this video, you're a fucking moron.

[christo930]

I hate to be an asshole, but there were a lot of errors in the words, like it should say "you're" an asshole tonight.

[YippeKiYayMotherFkr]

I'm going to play this everytime my boss walks into the room.

[Froztarlozt]

ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) Y U NO POST DENNIS LEARY!?!?!?

[ShellyThompson34]

ha hga

[TOASTEDHEAD420]

Born a ASSHOLE proud to be a ASSHOLE ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐

[shibez]

you misspelled so many words in the lyrics

[Sovi2009]

i love this song, reminds of some people

[cena54john1]

152 people are assholes

[skiing1967]

NOY=NOT

[skiing1967]

CORRECTION I-95 NOY 995

[MoiraCyan]

Me:*walks in and puts on headphones* Were you born an asshole Teacher:What? What did you just say?! Me:Or did you work it in, your whole life? Teacher:Gr...Neither! Now APOLOGIZE! Me:Well, either way. Its worked out fine, cause you an asshole tonight. Students:Snickering* Teacher:Quite students, bring your self up to the principuls office NOW! Me:And yes, you a a-s-s-h-o-l-e Teacher:NO YOU ARE Me:And dont you try to blame it on me Teacher: Office NOW! Me:eh? What I do? Teacher:

[AClockworkNade]

@hummerinparis1

You just failed so hard.

[hummerinparis1]

Somebody needs to go back to grammer school. Lol

[herbgardner420]

@hummerinparis1 Not to be an asshole, but I think you mean 'grammar'

[nielszzzzable]

lolz 151 assholes!

[blondedbythelight703]

Mandell's favorite song

[Ponyboy8877]

To the conservative politicians.

[sirronald69]

* * * * *

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :))

[b4thnsyracuse]

Fins up

[Foolishpleazure]

@TeamGalatica its not David Allen Coe either,its Denis Leary.

[Foolishpleazure]

this is NOT Jimmy Buffett.its by Denis Leary.

[gillies656]

Great song man love it to bits best song ever and I Ken the story behind it lads

[XTdarkgainTX]

I play this song on chatroulette

[Delfigglo]

You used the wrong grammatical verse of "your"

[JackcoFido]

Nice song

[eleniotto]

I am going to get a copy of it and play it the next time the guy on the bus sits on me or anyone else who is in "his seat." Playin, on bus. Loud. THANK YOU. :)



[uhhuh6661]

he spelt dicided wrong, i'm an asshole now

[Tannerman270]

lol someone cut me off and since I was next to them at the next light I just stared at them while blaring this song. it must have been the most awkward moment of that guys life.

[zemlianika]

@Tannerman270

Try doing that to a girl. Most of them think it's cool and that there are no consequences. Watch what happens when you play that song.

[aliens4everandever]

LMAO! I sent this to my guy friend, he texted me all angry, and i told him it was joke, so now tomorrow we're having icecream!...

[808RealityCheck]

JESUS man... Michael Bucknole must be a deaf 12 year old - because those lyrics are wrong every other line and the spelling is "ATROSHUS" as he'd like spell it.

[jamesdante1101]

check out this asshole watch?v=0Gq1hm5DY4w and cntrl f "GrillinMahToast" bascially the story is that a uploader's father posted his son( the uploader) had passed away in a car crash. Then the asshole told the father to fuck off. At first I thought "GrillinMahToast" had no idea but he then posted another comment about how his father and son are faggots.How fucked up is that?

[sryates]

147 assholes listened to this song!!!!!!!!

[VforVendetta1105]

@sryates 148 :)

[434LP]

Did you work at it your whole life. yesterday is not spelled yesturday. asshole

[baxbaxtersmaster]

Take it down and do it right you asshole!

[saphyrith]

if you wrote the lyrics perhaps you should listen more closely. Alot of the words didn't match the lyrics of the song.

[whttigers3]

Its not jimmy ...its david allan coe

[BassistDuckface]

Spelled "DECIDED" wrong

[way2kewl4u2]

Up at our camp this is my friend Anderz song! XD

[yooalina16]

BullShit

[Dragoniesse]

It's not Asshole for a while, it's asshole for a wife.

[yooalina16]

This song is for you =) asshole!

[kalster99]

This is 100% my dads song! My mom downloaded it on her phone just for him

[bruinsfleetcommander]

wow ... i just found the perfect song for my boss, who btw is into the scat fetish thing

[er10b]

This song fits my slackarse moll of a mother perfectly. I even played it at her wedding when she was getting married to another slackarse who is now my stepdad. She was pissed - and on top of that had to call a towie cause I was a bit of an asshole and slashed her car tires as well.

[smartepants777]

Whenever I drive on I-95, I play this song.

[TkilledJ666]

I-95 

[SunnyTay223]

* U have an asshole for a wife (:

[lessvirtualme]

Song sung by Fred "August" Campbell

[BattletoDeath]

fefeafsadfsdafasdfasdf that is all

[babiigurll84]

my fiancee is an asshole when he drinks all my friends tell me i can do much better but i love him

[700kotchi]

@babiigurll84 Guess that means you aren't an asshole ----your just a retard. Hope you don't mind prison visits cuz one of you is gonna end up there....LMAO........

[YankeesFan910]

Not Jimmy Buffett

[timtwoface]

@YankeesFan910 Yeah pretty sure Jimmy Buffett had nothing to do with this.

[ccnwater1]

Learn to spell

[poozler66]

was this typed while drinking? spell check

[2099Love]

So my friend and I were talking today on the way home from basketball practice... We were talking about my ex. And my friend says "The song that goes ~sittin here waitin on a deer drinkin a beer~ is like such a good song for him!" and I said "yeah that song and if there was a song about assholes!" and she said that there is...so we looked it up and found this song :) Haha this song is dedicated to you Jesse. I think it should be your theme song :)

[ibecool2]

this is fucking epic



[elfster64]

Too Bad It's Not by Jimmy Buffett Though But It's Actually by August & The Spur of the Moment Band.

[flyfasterf22]

Hey Asshole the Lyric is somebody told me you had an asshole for a WIFE get it right or don't post the lyrics newb

[SuperGatorbill]

to all the assholes out there.....



[lissakr11]

@SuperGatorbill Amen

[buffyslayer30]

Good song right here.

[SuperFranky14]

143 dislikers are ASS HOLEESS!!XD

[TheZcoffin]

Your lyrics are riddled with spelling and grammatical errors.

[TheMrbubl3s]

@TheZcoffin Like everything else on YouTube, so what.

[tankmartin1377]

there are 143 ASSHOLES!!!!

[elisha2807]

fuck you dennis larry the damn artist asshole he makes it better

[MrWill1985]

I basically dedicate this song to almost anyone I know who is an asshole. No matter what they did or do.

[Burberrycap13isback]

@MrWill1985 good for you...asshole

[MrWill1985]

@Burberrycap13isback Everyone knows at least 1 person or more who is an asshole. Like the UPS driver who used to deliver to my job. The local CBS weatherman in Baltimore. As well as a few of my co workers.

[Burberrycap13isback]

@MrWill1985 nigga u gay?

[MrWill1985]

@Burberrycap13isback No.

[Burberrycap13isback]

@MrWill1985 i think u r a gay nigger bro

[peaceandparty]

@RevengeoftheXXY

known stalkers are never let out of sight,its my duty and my priveledge to make an example out of you

just because your own parents are dead and your children never see you,doesnt mean you have to prove to everyone on this video channel page that you are a stalker,harasser and as the video says-asshole!

again pull that mirror from out of your ass and have a look at your shit self----you are sad and quite frankly a waster with no real feel for real living!sadness stalker!sad!:)

[peaceandparty]

@RevengeoftheXXY

obsessed or what eh?

why dont you stop replying to me?because you love me!

you attached yourself on to me 3 yrs ago and never let go-you will suffer more for that than i will for letting you!

one thing you will never get,a mirror! no one cares about you-you have no comments -few friends on and offline

you concentrate on everyone in a negative sense

you cant stand that i am an excellent judge of character and i had you pegged as a nutcase and negative xxy from the start-sad boy!

[tsjacobs1]

Jimmy knows my brothers!

[MrTexaz69]

What a great trucker song, this one goes out to all you fuckers who cut us off when you have 3 more fucking lanes that you can use to get aroung.HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

[peaceandparty]

@MrTexaz69

i think its a great tucker song aswell!

it has been used in many videos talking about me but i have to agree that there is no need for rrrrrrrrrrrrr or brrrrrrrrrrrrr or grrrrrrrrrrrrrr with bullies and assholes

so yes---tuckers altogether!

great-game!tucker

[peaceandparty]

for information on intersex assholes

come to me!

my channel was centred on information and support for intersex people and technically non intersex people too-i got carried away by a completely negative asshole that i thought i could help be a better person,i have only helped with them becoming more bitter not better!

hopefully all assholes can listen to the more than one person stating they are an asshole and start to become less of assholes rather than sticking with being less of a human!peace

[peaceandparty]

@RevengeoftheXXY

obsession will get you nowhere!

if i must be your mirror after 3 yrs of constant harassment and hate speech&death threats in video-rofl-incriminate yourself why dont you!?!

obviously i have startled you with my creative imagination to get you to become a nicer or else just stop looking for pity when its you that has gone around youtube harassing excellent people like robwillijessie,wirelessfeet,co­statron & temptations2-a person about to give birth-whom u called bitch)"asshole"

[JuliaStrummer]

pretty nice man, and so fuckin true!

[yooalina16]

I hate people saying things then Thumbs up... What an Asshole !

[shittydickhead13f4p]

I typed the asshole song

[schmannee]

Ya got a few of the lyrics wrong, but, it's all good! Thanks for posting this!

[Nemesis7293]

This IS Fred "August" Campbell And The Spur Of The Moment Band. THIS IS NOT JIMMY BUFFETT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Change the fucking attribution already!!!! Wow! You posted this in 2006! How goddamned lazy are you??? Guess what....YOU'RE an ASSHOLE!!!!

[confusdyet]

I don't just like I LOVE this song. Feel like it was written about my asshole brother.

[odiepepper]

This is actually the I-95 song by August and the Spur of the Moment Band. I do this in karaoke all the time.

[mrmurphyman1]

your an ass hole tonight :D very very very funny I was talkin to your mother just the other night i told her i thought you were an ass hole she yes i think you right

[char2122]

totally a-s-s-h-o-l-e

[michael061282]

this is Bob Rivers NOT Jimmy Buffett

[discgolfer1975]

@michael061282 umm no its david allen coe

[YourIdolGaming]

you spelled so many things wrong..and wrote while where its supposed to say wife

[jhsweetboo]

i had tears rolling laughing so hard perfect song for my ex i look at him and wonder what the hell he think he is then it dawned on me HE IS A COMPLETE AND UTTER ASSHOLE lol

[katiedaddy1]

This should be written about the bum on the Chicago Red Line that FARTS AND BURPS WHILE LEANING IN ON A CONVERSATION ABOUT RATNMASH NAT BON NASTERMA HANDSHA NAAAADF AMWNRA AHHH HAHAHAHA SHISHMANSA

[obaby1964]

here's to you baby!

[buffyslayer30]

This song fits me just well.

[buffyslayer30]

@buffyslayer30 and I meant this with all that I have.

[buffyslayer30]

@buffyslayer30 This is the truth so much.

[tyler225905]

THIS SONG IS GREAT,BUT CAN SOME ONE TELL THIS DOUCHE BAG AKA: bucknolem TO REPEAT THE 2 YEARS OF PRESCHOOL,KINDERGARTEN,FIRST,S­ECOND,THIRD,FOURTH,FIFTH,SIXTH­,SEVENTH,EIGHTH,NINTH,TENTH,EL­EVENTH, AND LAST YEAR OF HIGH SCHOOL INCLUDING COLLEGE BECAUSE THIS "ASSHOLE" DOES NOT KNOW HOW TO SPELL

[hydrophrog]

@tyler225905

[Biffaroo2]

my brother did that sorry

[nikobelic25000]

Thumbs up if you search assholes on the search bar.

[Ansar12345100]

few more assholes sing with when he says ASSHOLE

[johnd94]

I'm gonna track down Jimmy Buffet and chew off his testicles.

[luv4parrots]

@johnd94 This is NOT Buffet!

[johnd94]

I'm gonna track down Jimmy Buffet and chew off his testicles.

[MrJefft56]

Yeah and it's I-95 not 995

[xoxCaliBabexox]

From me to you VICTOR RAMIREZ JUNIOR

[noftskernorman]

its i95 not 995



[blondedbythelight703]

It would be hilarious if all these comments were about only one person. Mr. begins with an A ends with an E

[babiigurll84]

this is 4 my fiancee i love him 2 pieces but sometimes hes an asshole

[ki123able]

dammit must have been my brother you were talking to cause that sounds like my mom

[jdog36789]

lol funny song



[MegaRobloxrox]

Thumbs up if you dedicate this to an asshoke in your life

[MegaRobloxrox]

:P



[MrShadowslasher]

I dedicate this song to the asshole who stole my brand new Dsi

[sama2020yay]

Dedicated to my abusive Ex boyfriend! well at least i made it out alive but your gonna die an asshole #27

[jerseytomato100]

It's I-95, not 995. You're not from the East Coast, obviously.

[alnessaden]

guess you need to resit 3rd grade too one is not spelt on it is one lol and the song said I95 not 995.

[PirateOfTheInternet]

The only good Jimmy Buffet song.

[MzTv1]

-.- Please re-do the lyrics or re-take the 3 grade. Because...You're pretty bad at spelling. Didicated? Yesturday? It's pronounced: "Yesterday" and "Decided" "I've" and "wife" Not while or didicated, yesturday, and I've should have an apostrophe.

[allison12alicia16]

dedicated to an asshole. now who's that stupid blonde?

[CoolHeal20]

this is for 2 idoits i hate who i knew at college

[TheSovietninja2]

dedicated to someone i know on face-book

[fizzybabalouie12]

This is not by Jimmy Buffet......



[onebaud]

@fizzybabalouie12 No it is August Campbell, from South Florida. I have drunk beers with the guy and he had a three man band that traveled the bar circuit. Tugboat Annies, the Jackson Club and such. He wrote and performed this song but never received the profits. A shame because 40 years later it is still on Juke Boxes in local Pubs.

[tnhl77]

this is for you landlord I can't move away from!

[swatson999]

Learn how to spell

[narutofangrl]

I'd love to sing this to some morons in my school.

[RjMorganB2]

Reminds Me of a " Friend of Mine " and my Brother. REAL ASSHOLES....

[hondaguy0556]

137 people are assholes

[mrbgomez2000]

you mis the point, lol

[MrJJ6640]

this song is dedicated to all you trolls

[Drunknwow]

this is not jimmy buffet

[j1p9v6t8]

@Drunknwow Sorry, but it is!

[Dys1970]

It's not Jimmy Buffet, it was August & The Spur Of The Moment Band

[kamkam22100]

i love this song so much

[fsebek678]

thumbs up if you typed asshole to find this song

[yoe91]

@fsebek678 lookin for anal porn on youtube now are we ;) ?

[xtraguy1]

'hahahah

[atli1000]

I took my wife with me and flew 1000 miles to see Jimmy in concert; because when he was playing in my home town there was not a VIP section. I am not a VIP; but when I go to a concert to se someone I like (once a year or so) it is a treat so I want to go big. Wow that may make me an asshole!!!!!!!!!!

[bbacr5]

excellent song

[amberhatala]

haha 

[cody2bcool]

press 9 for ASS!

[PierreaSweedieCat]

Love it! Great song. A few typos, but then... I'm not perfect either! 

[VACUMPACKEDWALRUS]

i typed in asshole at the top in search bar best thing i ever did :)

[duckmantips]

its I-95

[reidlipman8]

@duckmantips i was just going to say that lol

[slapinthefacefilms01]

i was driving on 995 the other day and someone nearly cut my dick off. This song blows dick lmao.

[loveneverdies44]

me n my mother like this song hahahahah :D shake n bake

[ClassicRocker61]

I never heard of this song till now

[curtdogg456]

The text was off for atleast one word in every slide k I'm done with my assholing for the day