Relationship 101: How to keep your girl

[Shawn2Homo]

This shit funny lol . Especially Dat food stamp shit lol

[mamiphee]

WHAT IF U GOT A BITCH WHO BEATS ON HER MAN AND AINT AFRAID OF NO POLICE ..HOW YOU KEEP THE GIRL NOW??

[mamiphee]

FUCKIN SCREAM LAUGH!! MAKE THE BITCH THINK SHE IN DANGER..RFLOL

[HaVVaiianVVarrior]

I keep my girl chained up in my basement all day...

[PhillyKid07]

looool

[369frazer369]

A god job with plenty of money, no need for her to be leaving if the quality of food on her table is good capeesh ;) (just a theory depends how the rest of your ass is holding out :D)

[jambuc828ify]

Foodstamps come on a debit card now a days lol

[jambuc828ify]

Niggas will try to take your 9 months pregnant and pushing a baby in a stroller # thirsty smh

[LusiBrace]

lmaoooo.. "heavy breathing".. u do know some guys are gonna do that shit haha..

[hammieworldrox488]

lol my dude tried to tell me he was leaving me lol but it didnt work cuz i saw it as a way to end it with his ass anyway hahaha

great vid tho,it mad me crack up in the middle of class!!

[cookieboo2sexy]

Lol wow love

[ihartyoutubification]

Is college fun? I mean other than being exspensive as a motherfucker. I'm going to college in the fall, and I'm worried about how exspensive its gonna be, the way I see it is, college being fun kinda takes your mind of the shit load of money your gonna owe in loans when its over

[VeeVeeLove]

lmaooo ahaa this video made me laff so hard, u crazyy girl! ( in a good way) ohh nd ur eyes r pretty !. . okk . . thats all ahaa

[crackdownninja9]

You just made my fucking day lmfaoooo

[micolrankin]

HILARIOUS! this is the dopest advice i've ever watched in my life....

[RalixBlaster7]

Her and jerry lavigne jr would make the most adorable child. Internet super couple.

[Myregularasslife]

@RalixBlaster7 HAHAHAHAH our kid would be see thru with pretty ass eyes lol

[itachi4lifenowwat]

LOL WOW YOU FUNNY!!!!

[Myregularasslife]

@itachi4lifenowwat yaaaaaaaaaay glad u think im funny

[itachi4lifenowwat]

@Myregularasslife you are too funny

[jamesclark06]

LOL @ the tips....... that's cold tho.....

[Myregularasslife]

@jamesclark06 =) im sayin tho lol

[Mr01Dantana]

You are a damn fool..... funny part is some people really try to find a way to Keep a girl.... keep the jokes popin ma.. one love pretty

[Myregularasslife]

@Mr01Dantana i have a feeling some ppl really gonna use this lol ....its not my fault tho hahahah thanx love

[JconChicago2007]

Why the hell would you try to "KEEP" your woman

[Myregularasslife]

@JconChicago2007 -____- now now lol dont be like that lol

[TheHalodude1232]

You purty

[Myregularasslife]

@TheHalodude1232 thanx love

[bcobbs409]

Jersey Shore ??? really lmao

[Myregularasslife]

@bcobbs409 it could work!!

[zarmari11]

get her pregnant hell no

[Myregularasslife]

@zarmari11 LOL

[Dancestudent08]

You threw me off when you said get her pregnant lol

[Myregularasslife]

@Dancestudent08 hahahah thats what im here for the shock and awe

[jambrandon531]

I CANT GET A GIRL IN THE FIRST PLACE IM LAME AS SHIT IM 22 NEVER HAD SEX BEEN ON A FEW DATES BUT NEVER HAD A RELATIONSHIP IM JUST A LOSER A MASSIVE STANKBOMB FROM HELL

[Myregularasslife]

@jambrandon531 oh goodness im sure its not that bad

[jambrandon531]

@Myregularasslife its pretty bad for me hope i meet someone one day

[OllieGforyou]

You are beautiful! lol and funny.... dope

[Myregularasslife]

@OllieGforyou Thanx love!

[darryl282]

lol

[Myregularasslife]

@darryl282 =)

[meshyis]

hahahahah lol

[Myregularasslife]

@meshyis =)

[PmPbreeze]

Bitch u crazy lol

[Myregularasslife]

@PmPbreeze =)

[hardrock1867]

LMAO... Rasshing them b*tches out!!!

[Myregularasslife]

@hardrock1867 you got to lol thats how you keep them coming back lol

[PaperChaseEntGroup]

You are so crazy Ma...

[Myregularasslife]

@PaperChaseEntGroup lol thats what i hear lol

[oprettyone]

Gurl u so fool! lmaooo!

[Myregularasslife]

@oprettyone hahaha i know 

[MzJazzy123100]

You too funny and pretty :) 

[Myregularasslife]

@MzJazzy123100 Thank you love =)

[MzJazzy123100]

@Myregularasslife You welcome :)

[7SaintsRow]

I have two hands and a internet connection...So I don't need a girl. My computer keys are sticky but I still don't need a girl :-D LOL

[Myregularasslife]

@7SaintsRow OMG

[7SaintsRow]

@Myregularasslife Don't worry...I wash my hands or sanitize after LOL...hey at least I can open just about any jar you give me #PeanutButter LOL X-D LOL

[scarfaceiam]

KEEP THE FOODSTAMPS!!!



[Myregularasslife]

@scarfaceiam its a good idea lol

[Lektriks]

How to keep your girl? Feed her poetry. "Give sufficient motivation I would die to keep you happy. And by grace I would be yours even in death."

[Myregularasslife]

@Lektriks 0_o oh thats smooth lol

[TashBrianne]

call out the mob...jersey shore....LMAOOOOOO!!

[Myregularasslife]

@TashBrianne im just saying hahahah

[khalia122209]

lls  LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL U IS A FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLL

[Myregularasslife]

@khalia122209 =)

[kgtofmare]

I love you girl want your food stamps lol crazy as hell

[Myregularasslife]

@kgtofmare hahahah =)

[spc3]

D, not that u wuld know, but food stamps r on debit cards now:) and u 4got checkin out otha girls while out in public.lol

[Myregularasslife]

@spc3 apparently they are *shrugs* guess i need more research lol

[r2lumpkins]

S/O to the topic, but about the background music -_- haha

It was a distraction for me, don't you know men can't multitask? haha

[Myregularasslife]

@r2lumpkins yea im getting mixed reviews on the music 

[LadiJ0k3r616]

LMAO! Get her pregnant!!!

[Myregularasslife]

@LadiJ0k3r616 its the easiest way lol

[000toosmart]

a new generation of stalkers were just made haha Loved the video tho

[Myregularasslife]

@000toosmart lol glad you liked the vid

[ameeraj09]

sooooo you would want ur man to do all of this to keep u lol

[Myregularasslife]

@ameeraj09 oh yea of course -___- lol

[yamibolo]

O_o your crazy, i luv it, luv ya like i know ya

[Myregularasslife]

@yamibolo =)

[211junky]

girl puts u on friend status 2 get out of that realm talk about other girls then they start thinkin well wats wrong with mee funny how that works

[Myregularasslife]

@211junky kinda funny lol

[dobblet]

lmao on the video but im not really liking the background music :/

[Myregularasslife]

@dobblet really? i think it just adds to it no so much dead air

[lilkebbe]

@dobblet Same here..made it hard to watch

[mwashington81]

lol too funny! you really made me laugh this morning!

[Myregularasslife]

@mwashington81 YAY!!!!! =)

[jhafes]

I wonder how many people go catch cases listening to you...just a thought

[Myregularasslife]

@jhafes LOL too many hahaha but *walks off* i told them not to listen hahah

[XFactoration101]

@Myregularasslife Ha i know niggaz who love to holla at pregnant chicks they say its like having a threesome...yeah i know sick

[RelentlessWarrior757]

And I did like the video and sometime today I'm check u out on Facebook

[RelentlessWarrior757]

@myregularasslife HAHA I Bangs wit Cha, Funny as He// Plzz Keep it up, I have some more Videos coming out and if u have time in you Regularass life "just kidding" could u check out my older videos on YouTube. Thanx for reading and keep it up homegirl you gone make it mosdef.

[ey3King]

Great advice... now I need a chick to try to keep.... awwwwww. Lol.

[Myregularasslife]

@ey3King LMAO =)

[junnyjatz1]

Pls check me outtt and show sum support

[DivineDime10]

Treat her right

[Myregularasslife]

@DivineDime10 good idea =)

[VMX9999]

How to keep your girl? Be a looser. Quit your job, sell your car and take the bus, drop outta school, and don't take care of your kids. She'll be all over you? Lmao great vid.

[Myregularasslife]

@VMX9999 ya know.....that is the running way to keep a girl now smh

[VMX9999]

@Myregularasslife: Beleive me I know. I watch my Ex give over half her paycheck to this loser. smmfh

[TeddyLove01]

wouldn't mind her being my teacher

[Myregularasslife]

@TeddyLove01 teacher tho lol

[busyrand]

To keep your girl... Make sure you are constantly working on yourself and have a bright future. Make sure other women find your attractive. Keep her off balanced with sincere teasing compliments ["Stop showing off!"]. Spank her for fun. And... Be naturally comfortable with your masculinity, and sexuality.

Women want to be led by someone they are attracted to... You can do it!

[Myregularasslife]

@busyrand lol at spank her for fun 

[thevoid385]

listen to her...(-_-)

[Myregularasslife]

@thevoid385 listening is very important =)

[Evee01]

lol now foodstamps come on a card lol prego get ready for them emotions lol

[Myregularasslife]

@Evee01 AWWWW HELL THEY ON A CARD NOW DAMN IT....why dont ppl tell me these things lol

[BestJerkerInTheWorld]

the last two made me laugh

[Myregularasslife]

@BestJerkerInTheWorld =)

[Deserticeninja]

Conversation&Dick is how you keep your girl

Nice video its been a while this was cool

[Myregularasslife]

@Deserticeninja glad you liked the vid....and im not even gonna disagree lol conversations and dick can keep her hahah

[kingdenc20]

this made my day hella funny

[Myregularasslife]

@kingdenc20 YAY! Making days thats what im here for lol

[ncurry1425]

Best way to keep your girl:

Communication & Honesty.

[Myregularasslife]

@ncurry1425 indeed =)

[OGTmak]

finally u got background ,music!! it makes tha vid twice as GOOD!!........WOOOO!

[Myregularasslife]

@OGTmak YES THE MUSIC HAS ARRIVED lol

[Shadowstompa]

I really thought she was gonna give advice D: Love you any way girl!

[Myregularasslife]

@Shadowstompa hahahahah sorry hun =)

[luisvillarreal1875]

LMAOO The advice were too funny Jay reference nice LOL

[Myregularasslife]

@luisvillarreal1875 i swear as soon as i did it i just thought "omg jay" lol

[aenlessofansem]

U should do a video on amber cole

[Myregularasslife]

@aenlessofansem maaaaaaaaaaaaaybe lol

[letsetthestageonfire]

i love u !!!!!!

[Myregularasslife]

@letsetthestageonfire who me?!!? lol

[letsetthestageonfire]

@Myregularasslife yes you lol !

[jerichoawlday]

Lol wtH

[Myregularasslife]

@jerichoawlday lol silliness lol

[AgrivatedKillah]

I remember a guy told me he and his girlfriend would get naked, and she would stand behind him and breathe on his neck while he would jack off.

Me and my pastor did something like this.

[Myregularasslife]

@AgrivatedKillah 0_o

[MiZzBeAr3]

haha funny does you think the heavy breathing would work on a guy not that i got a boyfriend but i got a few friends that could use the scare

[Myregularasslife]

@MiZzBeAr3 LOL it might hahaha

[Mattjosh50]

food stamps come on a card now lol

[Myregularasslife]

@Mattjosh50 *sigh* so i heard hahahahah where were all you ppl with this info b4 i made this video lol

[lamarlittle1]

got ur internet back on and dont know how to act lol jk

[Myregularasslife]

@lamarlittle1 lol nope your right hahaha

[pernch]

Kudos for the background music. I've been supplying my own for the past few weeks.

[Myregularasslife]

@pernch thanx =)

[DjNitrous]

LMAO put a hit out on her.

[Myregularasslife]

@DjNitrous im just sayin lol

[DonkeyKongTie]

Your stupid.

[Myregularasslife]

@DonkeyKongTie i know lol smh

[DouubleD]

You try'n to get a negro killed takin a bitch food stamps. lol

[Myregularasslife]

@DouubleD lmao

[beastman245]

would those things work on you @myregularasslife lol

[Myregularasslife]

@beastman245 not what so ever...........well maybe lol

[Dnh3one]

yo ass is dumb lol this is ridiculous.. i dig it though

[Myregularasslife]

@Dnh3one =)

[HATEmAiL08]

LMAO

[Myregularasslife]

@HATEmAiL08 =)

[OnlyMeShauntierra]

Lol "take her food stamps" smh

[Myregularasslife]

@OnlyMeShauntierra im just sayin lol

[Blacksnyder]

"Don't yall be listening to me"

Nah, too late, I'm putting the "scare-a-bitch" tactic in my back pocket. Too, good.

[Myregularasslife]

@Blacksnyder it is good huh lol

[AgrivatedKillah]

It's cheaper to keep her! -grown folks music.

Take that woman to a hole in the wall.

[Myregularasslife]

@AgrivatedKillah LOL

[AgrivatedKillah]

The things you did to get her is the things you do to keep her.

[NoLaTvShow]

lol

[Myregularasslife]

@NoLaTvShow =)

[1MysticG]

LMAOOO @ dis phsyco nigga tutorial.

Tips on how to keep a girl

* Actually listen to her and take a little interest in what she tries to tell you. Try to be more observant overall. You'd be surprised how much women reveal about themselves without even realizing it. Just PAY THE FUCK ATTENTION.

* Make her feel appreciated but don't smother her.

* Give her a challenge, keep her on her toes wondering where your mind is at, don't let her mold you or be so obvious all the time

* Make her laugh

[kingabe07]

@1MysticG Women like guys who are a challenge (that doesn't mean be a "bad boy"), its means be a mystery. Here's a question, since women like mystery in a guy, would marriage reveal who a guy is?

[1MysticG]

@kingabe07 Marry a man of mystery? Of course. As long as you're more like James Bond mysterious and not potential psychopath mysterious. I'm not sayin to be a shadowy figure, I'm just sayin is keep somethings secret and not be so open about everything. You're right, that doesn't mean be a bad boy, it's just means don't act like a damn pussy.

[Myregularasslife]

@1MysticG hmmm sounds like some good tips lol

[Up4Dsn]

LOL!

You be straight clownin! I luv it!

That "I'm leaving" trick is real talk. That would make a great podcast topic. Thanks!

"Put a hit out on her"?! WORD?! Where dey do dat at?!

[Myregularasslife]

@Up4Dsn =D glad i could help and uh.........idk all im sayin is dont tell ppl you learned it from me hahahah

[Up4Dsn]

@Myregularasslife Nah! I wouldn't put you on blast like that. I just think it would be interesting to examine and discuss the dynamic of that "I'm leaving" trick that seems to work for so many men. I'm curious to see what others think about it, how many people have used it and how often it really seems to work.

With that being said, thank you for the inspiration and discussion topic!

[me098761]

What was the song at the end??? I liked that! aha

[Myregularasslife]

@me098761 song is called "my regular ass life" it was made for me....all the information on it is in the description box

[Misskenheart]

lmao Jersey Shore tho!?!? lol

[Myregularasslife]

@Misskenheart yea you know....cut they are italian and what not lol

[jazminebackforgood]

1:33- making it rain with the food stamps lmao side note: i luv tht angry birds stuffed animal u got lol

[Myregularasslife]

@jazminebackforgood LOL i was hahahah and omg i love it too i named him sammie lol